How much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But with modern deforestation, that's less and less each year. That's why I'm teaming up with Greenpeace to deface world heritage sites.

Feb 26: international tongue twister contest day

Li vuoi quei kiwi? Se non vuoi quei kiwi, che kiwi vuoi?

tongue twister for y'all

(do you want those kiwis? if you don't want those kiwis, which kiwis do you want?)

I’m going to fire you from the fucking funny factory, you fabricating faggot

New tongue twister just dropped

Spencer Reid reads reports on reeds reading reeds are ready to reap

Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Totally genuine question btw

Chocolate P a l a c e

Will Wood would chuck wood if Will Wood could chuck wood

Well, it must be close to the Armageddon, Lord Know that I won't fly by that lesson You taught me to pull out my Wesson you brought me And I'm not stressing it softly Get 'em up off me, cause all we Wanted was harmony, been bombing em Yell up out of my ghetto, I won't settle, get on my level They can't stop me and pop me Nigga, they got me? Fuck no Little Pac gets schizophrenic, and manage to damage all y'all I'll talk about 'em, and you don't really want it 'Cause they're cornered, and I'm want 'em to not jump I'd rather say that we came to shut 'em all down So quick to test, bullet, yes, declare war Roll, I'll flow when I get the gun for the murder Mo' horror! Why? They did it all, pause for the cause And I finna to pull a 9 or pistol, and lit a nigga with mine Fuck them niggas, it's on All y'all fall! Bizzy getting bitches to test me Bless the floor, and any attempt to arrest me, stress me Lord, looking at death with the last of my breath Follow, follow, my kids! No, don't sin in my steps! Yet the weapon is kept with the best of my secrets Deep in the reach, I'm alone. Nigga believe That I can see it, if needed, and if you really with me And well then let it be, get the greens and we running up over Cleveland

Any facts about trans women?

I know several trans women, and several women with the last name Tran, but no trans women with the last name Tran, so though I know many trans women and women Trans, I know no trans Trans.

what if tulpa ate tilapia? what then?

Well, people tend to be tired after eating, so I assume the tulpa would get tired but then another tulpa would want one. I should mention that there are many ways to prepare tilapia including recipes geared towards adding a tangy flavor.

So then you may very well have two tired tulpas tasting two tangy tilapia. 😁

how many stitches could a stitcher stitch if a stitcher stitched stitches

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, With stoutest wrists And loudest boasts He thrust his fists against the post And still insists he sees the ghosts.

A tongue-twister I remember reading in A Twister of Twists, a Tangler of Tongues, edited by Alan Schwartz and Illustrated by Glen Rounds (HarperCollins Publishers, 1972)

Can you? 😅😂

Les Paul and Paul with Paul's Les Paul, 1988