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whendidmythoughtsgocrazy · 1 month

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The moment you understand and can answer that question as to why they hurt you, you become them.

k.b. // @/coachlorrainelindsey - tiktok

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american-boyboss · 6 months

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#mood #trauma #mental illness #complacency #tiktok quotes

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pendragon-writes · 1 year

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Looks

Alejandro: I’m not gay

Alejandro: But damn you’re good looking bro…

M!Reader: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a man’s beauty

Alejandro: Nah bro, I’d fuck you

M!Reader, flustered: Okay never mind

#alejandro x male reader #alejandro x male!reader #alejandro mw2 #incorrect quotes mw2 #cod x male!reader #cod x male reader #incorrect quotes #mw2 x male reader #tiktok quotes

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blue2black · 4 months

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COD incorrect quotes, but their from TikToks I saw and are now buried somewhere deep in my likes:

PART 1

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*in an Uber*

Soap: And I find out that my parents are like, related.

Gaz: Like, their siblings?

Soap: Yeah like, blood siblings.

Gaz: Is that why you walk weird?

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Soap, walking up to Ghost with a camera: Cheese!

Ghost: What is this? 🤨

Soap: I really think I can’t treat you anymore.

Soap: The fact is…

Soap: I’m in love with you. 😍

Ghost: The fu-?? 😨

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Graves: Come on sweetheart, give us a smile.

Graves: Geez Louise, must be on your period. HA HA HA!

Valeria: …

Valeria: Let me drive a seven ton semi-truck over your torso and I’ll be smiling throughout my entire prison sentence.

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Gaz: Nik is so old fashioned.

Laswell: Oh, really?

Gaz: Nik is so old fashioned that he doesn’t even watch TV.

Gaz: Like, when he wants to kick back and unwind he just goes on long fishing trips with Price.

Gaz: And Nik doesn’t listen to any new music, he just listens to a bunch of metal mixtapes that Price sends him.

Laswell: Wait, John sends Nik metal mixtapes?

Gaz: Nik is so old fashioned that he really struggles showing affection.

Gaz: Like, he rarely hugs me or anyone of that matter.

Gaz: One time I thought I saw him and you holding hands underneath a table from afar, but then I got closer and I saw it was just him and Price.

Laswell: Nik and John were holding hands underneath a table? (.-_.^)

Gaz: Well, yeah, but it really more like a good old fashioned handshake. You know? Like, the prolonged kind where two old school guys don’t let go of each other’s hands while sitting side by side listening to a briefing.

Laswell: Kyle…are Nik and John dating?

Gaz: What? No, Nik isn’t dating Price!

Gaz: Most of the time when Nik and Price hang out, they just get in fist fights with each other.

Laswell: They get in fist fights??

Gaz: Yeah, I can not tell you the number of times I’ve overheard Nik and Price go into an office, lock the door and just fist fight each other.

Gaz: I mean, the halls positively echo with the sound of flesh smacking up against flesh, furniture bumping against the walls…

Gaz: And not for nothing, but I think old fashioned Nik is winning pretty much every one of fights based on how loud I hear Price moaning-

Laswell, getting up: OKAY-

(Gaz knew what was going on, he was just fucking with her like the lil shit he is.)

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Price: I just don’t wanna see you get hurt, okay?

Price: Those people up there can kill you!

Price: I know you think you’re tough, Farah, but you are fucking 5 feet tall!

Farah: I AM 5 FOOT 5! 😡

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Laswell, getting ready to order food: Alright, what do you want?

Soap: Hamburger.

Laswell, parroting: Hamburger.

Soap: Chips.

Laswell: Chips.

Soap: Fart.

Laswell: Fart.

Laswell: 👏🏻 SOAP. 🤬

Soap: HEHEHEHEHE *evil Scottish giggle*

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Valeria, dressed up: Okay, how do I look?

Diego: Like a woman about to go forth in sin.

Valeria: Oh, good. Exactly the look I was hoping for. 😉

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Scottish Bastard: hey

Scottish Bastard: ghost

Scottish Bastard: HELLOOO

Scottish Bastard: simon?!?!

Scottish Bastard: are you there??

Scottish Bastard: ………

Scottish Bastard: just imagine

Scottish Bastard: you and me

Scottish Bastard: in a room

Scottish Bastard: with nothing on

Scottish Bastard: OILED UP

Scottish Bastard: and ready to mingle

You: What the fuck are you on about?

Scottish Bastard: now that i have your attention

Scottish Bastard: i have an idea >:]

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Soap and Price, waiting for exfil: ….

Soap: …

Soap: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup, and you were mustard.

Soap: Which is weird, because usually you’re mayonnaise in my dreams.

Price: 🤨???

Soap: Why do you suppose that is?

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Ghost: When I die…

Ghost: ✨Viking funeral✨

Ghost, handing Gaz a gun: You shoot the shot.

Gaz, cocking the gun: Okay.

Ghost: If you miss, you kill yourself.

Gaz: Wait, what- 😨

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*in an Uber pt 2*

Soap: Well, I’m shocked—of course.

Gaz: This is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

Soap: I mean, that’s dramatic.

Gaz: No, it’s not dramatic! Your parents are-

Soap: That’s dramatic!

Soap: Listen…I was shocked at first.

Gaz: At first??

Gaz: You’re not shocked still??? (ಠ_ಠ)

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(Nik being the cool dad to everybody in 141)

Nik, answering his ringing phone: Hello?

Norris: Hello, sir, I'm the Colonel working for Captain John Price. I have Sergeant MacTavish in my office.

Nik: Okay, what did he do? 🙄

*Norris looks at Soap*

Soap: 😢

Norris: *sighs* He punched another solider in the genitals.

Norris: Three times.

Nik: OH MY GOD, DID YOU JUST SAY GENITALS? HAHAHA-

Norris, listening to Nik laughing his ass off through the phone: THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY-

Norris: *looks at Soap*

Soap: *smiling proudly*

Nik: OH MY GOD, he is so funny! 😆

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Ghost: Don't touch me, Soap!

Laswell: Can you guys like, stop having relationship issues while I'm trying to hack into their security?

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lawebber-writing · 6 months

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daisievalentine · 4 months

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#in another universe #what about in this one?#sad quotes #poetry #web weaving #love quotes #poem #poems on tumblr #short poems #tiktok quotes #webweaving

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glugglestar · 8 months

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this would've done numbers on here I think I reckon

#tiktok #tiktok screenshots #tiktok moments #funny #funny screenshots #funny moments #odd critter #would blow up if this wasn't tiktok #tiktok comments #tiktok compilation #tumblr fyp #tiktok quotes #tiktok users #funny memes #i don't know what tags to put #i think this falls under all the ones ive put so far

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mostro-rotto · 1 year

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I don't think people understand how hard it is when your toxic trait is self isolation + avoidance, evbody instantly think you're ignoring them but you're just struggling to find peace.

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spacewives-in-spacetime · 1 year

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God told me I was going to be a queer muslim long before I even knew what that was... Wallahi I am queer in the name of Allah - someone on tiktok

#gay muslim #queer #pride #queer pride #lesbian #tiktok quotes

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cupidsadonis · 7 months

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i don't need your permission.

i can be free. i can be free.

look at me. can't you see me?

in the grass, in the muck, and in the rot.

are you happy now? while he holds me?

can you still see me?

it's like i was created

to be destroyed

over

and over

and over again

it's like i was

created to be damaged

i was born and raised a

charity

pay me the bare

price of keeping

me whole

#coquette #aesthetic #grunge #vintage aesthetic #faunlet #dollete #deep quotes #spotify #tiktok quotes #poetry

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firerubyjam · 1 year

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You will outgrow almost everyone you meet. That's not a bad thing.

#i am alone #night thoughts #deep thoughts #i love him #i love you #relationship #deep thots #quotes #i love her #poetry #tiktok quotes #tiktok #grow up #growth

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whendidmythoughtsgocrazy · 15 days

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Somebody hurting you is not for you to understand. The reasons why people do horrible things to other people, why they break people down, why they hurt them, is not for you to comprehend. You will drive yourself crazy trying to understand people who are not you. Just understand this: the pain was not acceptable, the hurt was unacceptable and who you get to be in your life as a result of that experience is all that matters. You can carry through that pain and hurt other people or you can decide that it was enough for you to learn something valuable even from that. It is not your job to understand people who hurt you.

k.b. // @/coachlorrainelindsey - tiktok