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blusherbaker · 4 months

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TWST Kink Headcanons: Savanaclaw Edition

Minors/ageless blogs DNI; all characters are 18+ for these scenarios

Each character is given a short write-up of one of their main kinks, as well as a list of other kinks they may like (with a little more info added in some cases), and a list of things they would dislike.

Warnings: Smut, discussion/mention of multiple kinks of different varieties, including those related to D/s dynamics, marking, breeding, etc.

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Leona: Marking

This kink of Leona's interests him for a few reasons. First, he's a bit possessive, so leaving marks on you, and getting marks from you is almost a claim of sorts. Each mark is a clear reminder for you, him, and anybody else who sees it that you're his. He's the one who marked you up so pretty. And in return, any marks you leave on him show that he's yours, too. To Leona, the bites, scratches, hickeys, and everything else are a visual symbol of your relationship and of him on your body... and vice-versa. And he really enjoys being left with marks on his skin, too; not only is it a claim, it's a sign that you're enjoying yourself when you're with him. If you leave him with scratches along the skin of his back or chest, or a bite on his shoulder? He'll be admiring your work with pride until the day it finally fades. (BTW, he will mention the marks to you as often as he can. Be prepared for him to make you blush, because he will be relentless about it.)

Other possible kinks:

Domination

Cockwarming

Biting

Body worship (receiving)

Degradation (giving)

Corruption

Somnophilia / sleep sex (receiving)

Orgasm control

Dislikes:

Pet play

Breeding (There's not a chance in hell he even wants to think about having a baby, even if his partner isn't even able to get pregnant.)

Brat play

Ruggie: Belly kink

Ruggie likes bellies. He really likes them. And not just one specific kind, either! A tummy with an innie belly button, an outie belly button, stretch marks, rolls of fat, hair, toned muscles… he adores every possibility. A lean middle with a nipped-in, grabbable waist? He loves it. Ripped, muscular abs? He wants to run his hands over every inch. A skinny, flat tummy? He thinks it's adorable, and can't wait to kiss it. A strong, bulky waistline? He can't stop staring. A big, soft belly with rolls? He's drooling. No matter your body, Ruggie will practically worship your tummy. His caresses and kisses will be soft, but so very hungry as his hands and lips brush over the skin. He'll get so turned on, just from touching - or even merely seeing - your bare belly… it's actually adorable. Chances are, he'll end up looking up at you with a desperate, pleading expression and a little whimper after just a couple moments of feeling that smooth skin around your middle. It wouldn't take much at all for him to be practically begging you for more.

Other possible kinks:

Praise

Food play

Submission

Face sitting?

Domesticity

Exhibitionism

Dislikes:

Pet play

Degradation

Domination (he’s pretty much only a sub in my mind. I can't see him wanting to be dominant at all)

Jack: Scent kink

I don't think Jack would be the kinkiest of the bunch; in fact, he's probably pretty vanilla in most aspects. But something about his partner's scent would really appeal to him. Along with having a better sense of smell than many of the others, there's something so intimate about him being able to smell his partner - that's what would really appeal to him. Knowing that it's the scent of your perfume, your skin, your hair, your sweat, your sex... that's what excites Jack the most. And if your smell lingered on his clothes or sheets? He wouldn't be able to think of anything else. Hopefully it wasn't his jacket or shirt you borrowed, because you'll have him worked up all day if he can smell you on it. However, he wouldn’t just find it arousing, he’d find it incredibly comforting as well. There are many times he’d hold you close, burying his nose into the crook of your neck, onto your scalp, or into your chest, just letting your scent envelop him and remind him you’re there. Yes, smelling your scent(s) may turn him on, but it also makes him feel safe, and connected to you in a way not even he can fully describe.

Other possible kinks:

Breeding

Size kink

Praise

Dislikes:

Pet play

Sadomasochism

Degradation

Similar to Deuce, he wouldn't like most things that could really harm you or himself. He's just a sweet guy ♥︎

And there are the Savanaclaw boys' kinks! I feel a little less confident about these ones than the Heartslabyul ones, mainly because I don't think about these guys quite as much ^^;

If you have any additional thoughts or opinions on these headcanons, I'd love to hear them!

You can read some extra ideas about these kinks here!

#mdni #twst headcanons #savanaclaw #twst smut #leona kingscholar smut #ruggie bucchi smut #jack howl smut #x reader #twst x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #jack howl x reader #twst thoughts #blusher's original ♥︎#I have some more thoughts about them which I'll add in another post later so I don't get carried away here!#and I'll be back in a day or two for Octavinelle ^w^

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awed-frog · 3 years

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Kudos to this dad on TikTok who discovered clothes for women suck and is MAD about it:

“I knew it was going to be bad, but I didn't know how bad. And then we got a onesie for our daughter that says: 'Sorry, boys, dad says no dating' — sized for a newborn. I guess I'm wondering who they thought was going to date our 0-month-old daughter. But all the girls clothes are remarkably annoying for so many reasons. Why does everything have ruffles, why is everything hyper-pink, why is everything glittery? Why can't I just find a one-piece bathing suit for my daughter? Why are girl clothes smaller than boy clothes when they're the same size? Like, I don't get why boys get normal shorts and my daughter gets shorts with an inseam of negative two. Like, we legit buy boy pants for our daughter because girl pants are sausage casing leggings. I'm not squeezing a baby back into sausage casing every single diaper change.

I don't think it should be this difficult to find what I'd call platonic clothing for children. Not to speak in absolutes, but the clothes we buy our daughter that were intended for boys consistently fit comfortably, are more durable, and aren’t see-through. The clothes we’ve found that were intended for girls are usually snug to the point of being form-fitting (even in the same size), cover less, and feel pretty flimsy in terms of quality. There’s no reason for it.

The most disturbing observation I’ve made is that it’s very easy to find clothes for girls that are revealing, and that’s not true for boys clothes. I don’t believe this is an accident. From the moment they’re very little, this is just one way society reinforces the toxic mindset that female bodies are intended to be displayed, and it conditions young girls to think objectification is normal.

You know what I want? Clothes that don’t have sayings that sexualize babies and children. Clothes that fit boys and girls the same when the size matches. Clothes that come in gender-neutral color options as a standard. And I want dinosaurs and functional pockets for my daughter. She deserves dinosaurs and functional pockets

I recognize I’m not the first person to have this thought. Women and moms have been saying this for a long time. There are plenty of dads on TikTok, but a good number focus on jokes or playing out the clueless dad stereotype. Part of my motivation is to be a dad who is both a competent parent and partner. This includes doing my best to be an ally to women, and that means speaking up on important topics like this to leverage the privilege I have in case it brings more weight to an issue. "

#feminism #tiktok #misogyny #fashion #parenting #clothes #babies #toddlers #100% this #little girls need pockets #not their bits hanging out #those bits being adorable fat rolls btw #which makes it even creepier #just the other day i was looking at t-shirts #the boys' version said 'little adventurer'#and the girls' 'little miss perfect'#*vomiting sounds*

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renohasbigtits · 3 years

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Oh my goodness those Ignis mpreg headcanons were so well written! I really enjoyed them they were really cute, if ya don’t mind me asking could you do Prompto next? I’ll leave all the details up to you but plz give us more uwu

Mpreg Prompto (Final Fantasy 15 Headcanons)

Omg ☺️ I’m glad you liked the Iggy one. Honestly While making the Ignis one, I was thinking about doing a Prompto Mpreg headcanon but I didn’t think someone would ask for a Prompto one.

But I will give the the people what they want!! PROMPTO MPREG!! Expect this to be very silly 🙃

Idk where this takes place, I’ll leave it to your imagination ;) just know that no ones dead! Yay everyone lives!!

One more thing: this does contain Mpreg (Male Pregnancy. Don’t like? Don’t read! Constructive feedback is welcome!)

• He’s a lot of things (being adorable cinnamon roll is one 🥰) but stupid isn’t one of them.

• he’ll noticed 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 how he’s gaining weight and starts to become more insecure (someone hug him pls)

Minor Warning: mentions of eating disorder habits.

• he starts to exercise more but he pushes himself a little to far of what people consider “Normal” and stops eating around people. That caught Ignis’s eye.

• Ignis motherly instincts kick in (Noct ain’t his only kid ya know) he confronts Prompto’s lack of appetite but Prompto doubles down.

• Ignis asks Noctis to, as his Best Friend, To help Prompto. Noctis goes to talk to his Best Friend.

•Noct tries to talk to Prompto about his excessive exercise and seemingly lack of appetite but Noctis’s awkwardness and his unintentional nonchalant attitude, doesn’t help and Prompto just ignores his friends concerns.

•however, one day Prompto passes out while running and is rushed to the hospital.

•it’s only then, he’s given the shocking news; He’s Pregnant! Not just that, he’s already a month Pregnant!

•he’s in shock and disbelief at first. How could that happ-

•oh yeah he had sex (duh)

•to make a long story short, Prompto was at a party, met someone, was getting along great and...well yeah you guess the rest xD (tbh I’m not comfortable or good at describing sex scenes, so I’m not gonna torture you guys 😅)

•after that, Prompto never saw (or heard) from them again.

•Gladio was like “Welp, it least you got laid!”

• meanwhile Noctis and Ignis: 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

•Now, in a hospital bed, with the news that he’s Pregnant, Prompto feels alone, confused and scared. So he, reluctantly, turns to his friends for help.

•Noctis jaw was on the floor, he wanted it to be a joke. It wasn’t a joke.

•Gladio was: 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

•Ignis, being the most calmest and levelheaded, tells Prompto to try to contact the baby’s other parent (can you tell I’m trying to be gender neutral? What can I say I love my he’s, she’s, and they’s 🥰)

•this, however, proves to be a colossal failure, since Prompto doesn’t even remember their name!

•Out of stress Prompto begins to cry :’(

• Noctis finally sees the seriousness of the situation, promises his best friend to help him and be there for him.

•Ignis and Gladio as well! Yay Grandma and Grandpa!...I mean Uncles!!!

•One Month: Prompto begun to eat correctly again. He’s lucky that the baby wasn’t harmed.

•this poor boy...gets sick a lot!!

•morning sickness is his worst enemy!!!

• “Now I know what my Mom went through...”

• he has the most RANDOM cravings...poor Ignis.

•he has to make the weirdest shit for Prompto!

•it least he’s eating it, so it’s worth it...kinda.

•Noctis is very protective of his friend. He knows people can be... judge mental.

•if anyone gives Prompto weird looks or glares.

•Oh Hell No!

•Noctis ain’t having none of it!!

•he’ll glare at them back! “What? What the hell are you staring at?!”

•He almost fought someone.

•Gladio had to stop him, he’s making Prompto cry (and that shit ain’t acceptable)

•Ignis just sighs. (Being a single mother is hard guys)

• Second Month: Prompto’s belly keeps gets bigger. He proud and nervous. He feels like he’s getting fat.

•The Doctor assures him that he’s not getting fat, he’s womb is getting bigger, which means the baby is growing fine.

•plus his friends are the best support system!!!

•lris gets him baby clothes, baby toys, etc.

•you better believe he’s taking pics of his baby bump.

•not just because it’s adorable, but because he wants to document it! He wants to scrapbook it!! It’s one of his biggest projects and he wants it to be perfect!

•Third Month: he has to buy new clothes ;-; he’s already outgrowing the ones he has!

• Prompto’s insecurity: 📈📈📈

•Noctis still tries to fight ANYONE who even looks at Prompto.

•Even Gladio gets annoyed with Noct fighting people and arguing with security to not kick them out.

•”Noct stop trying to fight people or your getting nothing but vegetables!!!”

•oh and you just know Prompto is gonna buy some Chocobo plushies, he’s kid is gonna love Chocobo’s as much as he does!

•55% of the baby supplies is Chocobo related.

•Fouth Month: This is it. He finds out the baby’s gender!

•it takes a while cuz the baby was an awkward position.

•”poor little guy, he must feel uncomfortable as much as I do.”

•”she’s actually a girl, Prompto. Congrats it’s a Girl!”

•”AAHAHAAHAH! IT’S A GIRL!” lris had to scream that where Noctis, Gladio and “I haven’t had my Coffee yet” Ignis could hear.

•THAT’S IT! I’M MAKING IT’S A GIRL CAKE!!

•that’s how they celebrate the announcement of the baby’s gender.

•Noct wouldn’t admit it but he’s really excited to be an Uncle.

•Gladio and Ignis as well.

•however, Prompto does not have much experience with taking care of Babies, so he starts practicing.

•for the next couple months, he training to take care of baby.

•he gets better but he fears he won’t be a good father (or mother) to his unborn Daughter.

•he doesn’t want her to feel what he felt growing up; loneliness.

•he promises her that he’ll never let her feel alone. He wants her feel loved and safe.

Eight Months: She’s already kicking. Literally!

•Seriously, She’s the most active baby the Doctor’s ever seen!

•let’s hope she won’t be too energetic....

•lris decides to make a baby shower for Prompto. The plan is simple:

•Ignis makes the food. (So many new Recipeh’s)

•Noctis keeps Prompto distracted. It’s not that hard as it sounds, he takes Prompto to a Chocobo farm!

•all tho, Prompto can’t ride the Chocobros cause he might fall and hurt himself and his unborn daughter, but he’s really enjoying himself. The plan is going smoothly.

•meanwhile Gladio decorates with the material he’s given because Iris doesn’t trust him to bring his own.

•it’s small and not many people came but hey! It’s the thought that that counts.

•Noct gets a text to bring Prompto to the party. The plan is going great!

•Prompto was so moved by all the hard work and the effort his friends made, that he balled his eyes out.

•it went great! They eaten the delicious food (THATS IT! GRANDMA IGNIS ACTIVITY!)

��the gifts were adorable ☺️

•Noct’s gift (note: lris had to drag Noct to a baby store, so she and Noct could get a gift. Much to Noct’s embarrassment) was Rare Black Chocobo plush!

•it was so cute! (In a dark way)

•Gladio’s was an adorable baby book. (He would have gotten a book about Chocobos but they didn’t have any ;-;)

•Ignis’s was a strange one. It was a coffee maker.

•”Iggy...why would I need this l?”

•”Cause your gonna be up all night.”

•believe me. Ignis knows all to well.

•lris’s gift was an Moogle Plush.

•It went amazing! (Prompto got to take some left overs home)

•Nine Month: The last month. The doctor was put Prompto on bed rest. Don’t walk around too much, try to stay hydrated.

•Noctis has to come over to look after Prompto during the last days of his Pregnancy.

•to say Prompto is nervous would be an understatement!!

•he’s sooo scared to feel what labor is like. He knows it’s extremely painful. Yeah he’s having a c-section but....

•Wait! WHAT WILL THE C-SECTION FEEL LIKE?!?!?

•he wouldn’t have to wait long...

•during the night, Prompto was having a hard time sleeping, due to some back pain (you know where this is going...)

•trying to get up, Prompto feels something wet.

•”NOCT!”

•”what I was drea-“

•”Prompto...did your water break?!”

•”I-I don’t know!!”

•unsure what to do, Noct (panicking) calls Ignis.

•”IGGY! I THINK PROMPTO’S WATER BROKE? MAYBE? I DON’T KNOW!”

•”Noct, how about you call the midwife?” Said Ignis calmly. (Let me know if you got that joke 😉)

•Noct calls the midwife, she tell him to bring Prompto to the hospital.

•(weeeeeeeeee wooooooooooo 🚑)

•They figure out pretty quickly that, the baby is coming NOW!

•poor Noct, sitting in the waiting room with a pajama top on and unclean pants (no shoes btw) hoping that it would go well and nothing happen to Prompto and his niece.

•after for what seems like forever, A nurse comes out with a small bundle in his arms.

•”He wanted you to hold her.”

•Noct was stunned. In his arms with Prompto’s baby girl!

•and she was the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen!

•this tiny little thing, has his blond hair, blue eyes, even his freckles! She was the cutest thing ever!!

•Noct even shed a tear. He’s definitely not telling anyone about that.

30 Minutes Earlier

•Prompto just woken up. He passed out after he heard her cries.

•now, waking up; he wants to see his baby girl.

•once he sees her again, he basically falls in love all over again.

•Crying while her eyes were looking at his.

•”Hi there...nice to meet you.”

•She cooed in response. OMG.

•everyone else fell in love with her too.

•”She’s Adorable.”

•”hard to believe she’ll grow up so big.”

•she was basically welcome with open arms.

•over the years, shes basically a mini version of Prompto with a bit of a shy streak.

•he takes so.many.pics that she becomes camera shy.

•She LOVES chocobos and love to ride them with her Daddy ^^

•Noct is basically her second favorite person. She’s almost always falling asleep on him. He’s not complaining tho.

•btw, that Black Chocobo toy? It’s her absolute favorite.

•Ignis has to be her third favorite.

•she always refers to him as Mama Iggy. Much to Iggy’s embarrassment.

•She likes helping him cook. She’s a little mini helper and even passes out food. Ignis greatly appreciates the help.

•Gladio gives the best piggy back rides!

•she helps him a little with his exercise.

•Prompto and his Daughter are the closest you’ll ever see.

•she’s his rock and he’s her Father.

•When he finds out his origins and his “Father” he doubt downs to make sure he’s never like him. Period.

•After Noct disappears, She’s helps him get ready for Noctis’s eventual return.

•while getting stronger herself.

•When Noctis returns (and brings back the light) he’s shocked and happy to see that Prompto’s Daughter, has not changed much (besides age)

•she now helps around the Citadel.

•Prompto? Well

•Prompto is truly great full for having his daughter in his life.

•”Hey D/N?”

•”Yeah Dad?”

•”I love you.”

•”I love you too Dad.”

OMG! I did not expect this to be fucking long! 😅 well I hope I did this Justice. To who requested this, I hope you loved it!

I guess it turned more serious than silly huh? Welp, I still hoped you guys liked it!

Please Reblog!!

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noctuascion · 4 years

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Ooh I’ve got a cryptage prompt if you feel like writing c: I really love ur writing btw it’s so freaking good 💖: Mirage wants to try and impress and further understand his bf by learning some Korean, but he’s obviously not the best at it and is embarrassed by how bad he is. Crypto finds his efforts really endearing regardless, and falls even more in love with the old man 🥺

YESSSSS!!!!! This is so cute and reminds me of another one-shot I should write. *i rub my hands together like little fly* However!!! I'll focus on this ask first!!! And tysm!!!! That's so sweet of you!!!

Elliott isn't a linguist. He's never bothered to learn any other languages, despite being around so many people with foreign tongues. Hell, he's barely good at English—why would he want to work on learning an entirely new language?

Well, that was his mindset before he met Tae Joon Park (or, as he's better known, Hyeon Kim), the beautiful, enamoring, absolutely wonderful Korean-speaking man he's devoted every thought to, every moment to adoring and appreciating. Park had spoken a single word to him (well, technically two, but his statement still stands) and he had fallen for the language.

Every word was so effortlessly said, like Park's very tongue was graceful. At times, he'd hesitantly whisper some phrase in his mother tongue (something like "saran kayo," he thinks? He always says that phrase quickly and he can never quite get a read on what's exactly being said) and Elliott would ask him to say it again, receiving a fond roll of the eyes, before he gets a kiss to shut him up.

Park seemed to prefer speaking Korean at times. No one else on the drop ship spoke it, so he could mutter to himself in the language to avoid inquiry. It was where he was more comfortable speaking fondly to Elliott, too (and Elliott had to learn that by picking up the fondness in his voice and the softness in his eyes). Receiving compliments in that soft voice in that beautiful language was enough to brighten the man's day after any nightmarish event.

And now, concerning that pesky language barrier, Elliott was studying the language a bit. He couldn't learn it in a few days, but he'd definitely try to learn as much as he could and totally impress his boyfriend, make him swoon, as he usually does (because Park isn't the easiest to impress with his usual nonsense, but he's learned that showing off that beautiful brain of his was the way to his heart).

Plenty of research was put into this, hours spent on just learning little terms of endearment that could bring out those cute apple cheeks he adores so much.

At the moment, said boyfriend was seated in his lap, working on improving the performance of his drone, the little guy currently in sleep mode and plugged into his laptop. Elliott was scrolling through the page he was currently reading over. The hacker's intent focus on his programming eventually switched over to the trickster's screen, raising a brow as to what he was currently reading.

"Why are you looking up 'terms of endearment'?" he asked, relaxing against the other's chest. A "comfortable pillow," apparently. "I could have sworn you had a endless supply of pet names."

Elliott chuckled, pressing a kiss to the back of Park's head, nose buried in soft hair. "Mm. No reason… ae-in."

Park's eyes widened momentarily, pulling away from where he was resting against his chest and, instead, moving to look at the other incredulously, head tilted. "Did you just… You pronounced it wrong."

"I pronounce English wrong. You can't expect any better." Elliott chuckled, dropping his phone on his bed and arms moving to slip around Park's waist. "I'm trying to learn."

"Why?"

"'Cause I wanna know what you're saying whenever you say that one word—s-saran… saran-something."

"Saranghaeyo," Park corrected in that beautiful voice of his.

"Yeah! That! Reveal your secrets."

"Neoui kkum-e. You'll have to learn it yourself, old man."

"Oh? That so, kid?" Elliott's fingers were dancing along the smaller's hips now, slowly rising, nimble fingers sliding beneath the hoodie he wore. "Must I use other methods?"

And, easily, those hands were slapped away. "Do that and I'll break your hand."

"Mm. Charming." A chuckle left him before his arms returned to lazily wrapping around Park's waist, non-threateningly. "I'm sorry, my sweet, uh… yeo-bo."

Immediately, Park's cheeks colored, and a shy smile curled his lips. "Elliott, do you know what that means exactly?"

"I'd hope 'darling.' I didn't just call you fat, did I?"

Park snorted softly, shaking his head. "No. You're right. But… it's… usually meant for married couples." He paused momentarily, looking away, before smirking. "And you said it wrong."

"Worst. You're the worst. Only you'd drop an embarrassing bombshell and then insult me." Elliott huffed, sporting that famous pout he seemed to be trademarking—and he's not sure he's happy with that. "Uh… Sorry, though, if—if that's overwhelming—or bad."

"It's… nothing bad." Park shrugged, eyes unable to focus on Elliott now, simply browsing the merchandise held in the trickster's room. "I need to teach you how to pronounce it, though. Your attempts offend me."

"Ha ha. Worst boyfriend ever. I want a refund."

"The store I came from has a strict no return policy. Apologies."

"Here, I'll just give you to Renee. She'd like a buddy to bully."

"You're such a jerk."

"That may be so, but I'm also your pabo."

At that, Park snorted, falling into a laughing fit, a seldom occurrence for the other, and Elliott, frankly, nearly fell off the bed.

Park's laugh wasn't exactly the most listened to song Elliott's ever heard. His laughter always starts shy, quiet, and it usually stays that way. Park doesn't throw his head back and let loose, doesn't echo off the walls, and always has a hand covering his mouth, trying to hide that breathtaking smile of his. It was disheartening, seeing him hide something so unmistakably glorious, but he still got to see it, even if it was just harder to.

Everything about him was absolute perfection, smile included.

"You—You just called yourself an idiot," the hacker managed, voice a bit higher in pitch due to the laughter still shaking his frame.

"Oh! No! I didn't mean that! Shit! I take it back!"

"Ah. I think that's my new nickname for you. My dearest pabo."

"I finally get a pet name from you and it's an insult."

"And you still didn't pronounce it right."

"Oh, bite me, Kim."

The smaller released another bit of laughter before he returned to leaning against Elliott, feeling strong hands cup the back of his head and play with his hair. The action always helped relax him, and the smile painted upon his visage only widened.

Frankly, he thought it was sweet that Elliott had made such an effort to understand him when he spoke in his mother tongue. The man never ceased to make him fall in love all over again, make him remember why he called Elliott Witt his love, why he was willing to do everything in his power to keep that smile shining as bright as the sun.

"Thank you for trying, wang-ji-nim."

"Aw. You're welcome, tong-tong-hae."

"… And now you called me fat."

"FUCK!"

#apex legends #crypto #tae joon park #mirage #elliott witt #cryptage #i had to research some of these i hope they aren't messy jfjjsa #this was a fun ask!! ty!!!!#pls send more i'm lonely #lenardo does a write

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atopearth · 4 years

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Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 2 - The Beauty and Wackiness of Wall Market (Ch 8-11)

Btw, I forgot to mention it in the previous post but danggg, Aerith’s house is as beautiful as I imagined it to be. I always loved how it was a nice house surrounded by flowers and water, and I think the remake really nailed the atmosphere and beauty of it. It felt so tranquil and soothing. Lmao at Aerith trying to get Cloud to high five with her when they successfully work together to go through the shortcut to Sector 7. It’s hilarious how Cloud feels bad about not doing it since she looks so disappointed hahaha. HAHAHA, I love how Cloud decided to high five her but she didn’t realise until he awkwardly let his hands down hahahaha, Cloud is so adorable! Lmao at Aerith apologising for not getting it at the right timing and Cloud pretending to be dumb🥺🤣 I love how Aerith got him to high five her at the end of the walk. And lollll at those three robber “brothers”(?), yes, I realised that I could kick them around when they pretended to be dead after getting defeated by Cloud and Aerith, so yes, I did spend some time kicking them HAHAHA. It was stupid but funny okay?! I love how they added that bit because I always hated the random battle appearance of thieves in the original, they kept stealing my good items and money! But now it’s more of a fun yet ridiculous experience at the same time haha.

It’s kinda interesting how Aerith tells Cloud about Zack but Cloud isn’t able to hear his name properly. But it was really cute how she scooted closer to him when they sat down on the slide at the park. Omggg lmao at actually being able to play in the park, I never knew I needed to see Cloud going on a slide because that was so awesome! Yes, I’ll admit I went on it more times than I should have because I just found it hilarious that the stoic Cloud was on a slide like a big child hahahhaa. I always wished that I could play with it in the original, so that was super cool! They really put effort into the most useless things lmao. Outrageous that we don’t get to play on the swing though, that would have been so cool and fun!! Kinda sad now T_T It was so sweet when Cloud and Aerith were awkwardly saying goodbye to each other, I found it so endearing how Cloud was so ready to take her home if she told him she needed him to walk her back. Despite how tiring it may be to follow Aerith’s pace, he definitely finds her company enjoyable. I find it rather random that Cloud actually gets to talk to Tifa when she’s on the carriage to go to Don Corneo, but I guess it’s nice to see Aerith tell him that if Tifa’s important to him, he should really chase after her and protect her (since Corneo is dodgy), I guess despite my gripes with some things, it is nice that Aerith still plays the role of motivating Cloud to be more open with his feelings and doing what he wants rather than what he thinks he should do.

Wall Market is so wacky and lawless, I love it. It looks so good and everything nostalgic about it is there, it’s so awesome. It’s crazy how stuff like the pharmacy, the materia store, the bar, the clothing shop and the squats place is pretty much exactly like the original! It’s so awesome! HAHAHA, I love how when the promoters try to get Cloud to spend the night at the inn with Aerith, you can ask “how much?” and Aerith calls you out for it lolll. I mean, I had to try, right? LOL at Fat Chocobo, it’s so huge, that moogle was ugly btw. Lmao at Cloud enjoying the hand massage more than he thought he would hahaha. It was so cute seeing him flex it in such a dazed state hahaha. Madam M is pretty cute and hilarious though, loved it when she was so mad that Corneo intervened and made Cloud and Aerith fight an extra round in the Corneo Cup loll. Btw, if you’re curious, yes, I admit that I spent some time kicking the thief brothers around the stadium again LOL. Don’t judge me. I also spent some time admiring the flowers and signs Cloud and Aerith increasingly got after winning each round. The underground battle Coliseum was more fun than I thought though, not too hard and I think the announcers and audience really make the experience so great, I was so hyped even though I was the one fighting haha. The cartoon mini Corneo is hilariously cute. Lmao that the house monster became a boss though! Like, c’mon, now he’s not cute anymore! He’s still annoying though LOL. I had no idea how I was supposed to be killing him so it took me a while to realise what I needed to do after finally using Assess loll. A flying house with a shield is notttt fun! The idea was hilarious though.

As for the squatting game lolll, that was relatively easy, took me a few tries to get used to it though hahaha. Leslie (the guy at the door blocking you from going to Corneo) is so nice, he legit tells Cloud and Aerith to not go for the audition because he knows how terrible of an experience it is for these women. I’m surprised. Awww, we don’t actually go to get the materials for Cloud’s dress?? That’s no fun! I wanted the clothing shop owner to find meaning in his life again by making dresses for men like Cloud lolll! And the aggressive customer that goes all quiet and just says “...you’re weird” when he sees Cloud dressed up as a girl was such a highlight! The wacky banter between the clothing shop owner and his son talking about this new business line in the original was so funny tooo! Honeybee Inn is fancier than I thought though, like wow, all that extravagance. I guess it’s good that Andrea liked Cloud and recommended him to Corneo haha. But omg, Aerith is absolutely stunning, definitely better than Tifa’s dress imo. Her hair is so beautiful too! Madam M did a good job! I loved how even Cloud was surprised how beautiful she was, also gotta love how Johnny rolled the red carpet for her lmao. AND I will proudly admit, I tried to peek when Madam M said she was going to dress Aerith up hahahaha. Anyway, by not making the dress for Cloud, you kinda miss out on how much Aerith enjoyed dressing up Cloud in the original and how much she teased him, so that’s kinda sad, but I guess Cloud’s cute so it’s okay lmao. Also kinda miss how confident and playful she was to pick her own dress and show it off like the boss she was though.

LOL at that dancing game, it was so weirdly ridiculous since when you do the practice, Cloud literally moves with his sword hahaha. I really wanted to enjoy the dance instead of focusing on hitting buttons though! Especially since some were so hard to see, like seriouslyyyyy! It was really nice to see how much Aerith was enjoying herself watching Cloud and them dance, she’s such a party lover. The dance was pretty awesome in itself though, and Andrea really made Cloud look great, that tiara man! It was so funny when you get to annoy female Cloud with Aerith and keep calling his name but he ignores you hahahaha. LOL at the random passerby guy saying his girlfriend can be the most beautiful in the world, but Cloud is the most beautiful in the universe hahahaha.

Loll at the Don Corneo jukebox thing in his mansion hahahah. As usual, it’s so cute to see Cloud embarrassed and trying to ignore the fact that he’s dressed up like a girl in front of Tifa hahaha. Awww, the original was so much more funny when it came to Don Corneo picking one of them, it was hilarious in the original when Don Corneo would try to look at Cloud’s face properly but Cloud would turn his face the other way lmao. I guess it’s nice to see Tifa and Aerith kick some ass though? Hahaha, so cute how they’re both like, we need to save Cloud! Lol. The “reject room” was more funny in the original though, the guys used to follow you around like zombies before you beat them up haha. I guess we should be impressed that Leslie was able to hold the Buster sword with one hand to give it back to Aerith and them? Ahahah. Honestly though, I think that Wall Market felt the most nostalgic to me, I mean, seeing the noodle place where Cloud could eat, the depressed clothing store owner, the guy that’s stuck in the toilet at the bar, the shooting machine gun that’s supposed to give you something good later on and everything, it just felt so heartwarming. Even the squats were a welcome sight haha. So, even though I feel like they could have added more interactions here, the Coliseum and stuff were enjoyable in their own ways I guess haha, I’m happy enough to just see everything in the background tbh.

Okay, so I realised that PS4 screenshots don’t work like the Nintendo Switch, you actually have to hold the button or press triangle to save it, omg!! And yes, I was mad and sad, so I did a speed run through the first 9 chapters just to get them again lmao. Yes, I was dedicated, and stubborn lol. But omg, I ended up discovering new things! Which is not good! Lol. I realised (unfortunately) that there are different dresses for Cloud, Aerith and Tifa!! OMG. Incoming the shock of my life when I saw Aerith in a peasant dress!! I was like wow, Madam M was such a con artist, she literally took 990,000 of that 1 million gil prize from the Corneo Cup to give my girl Aerith the cheapest dress she could find. I guess I should have known when I did different quests and realised that there is that quest that makes you run around helping the clothing shop owner get back on his feet, and you kinda do the same thing as the original where you help out the sick guy in the bar etc, but I had hope… I really wanted better screenshots of Aerith’s extravagant dress!!😫😫 On that note though, I’m pretty disappointed in the change in the clothing shop owner’s motivations, I can’t believe they changed it to him wanting to go to the Honeybee Inn for inspiration omg!!! I’m so sad and mad. I honestly really loved the original because I found it understandable yet hilarious that what made the clothing shop owner stand up on his feet again was finding inspiration with dressing up Cloud in a dress. I also loved how much more Aerith interacted with Cloud here in Wall Market and teased him and helped him with everything. Now it just feels kinda…cheap.

Sigh, anyway, somehow I got Cloud’s other dress (the purple one with black bows and his braids, so what the original FFVII dress would look the most like in high quality I guess) as well, like what did I do different?! Anyway, I kinda googled it, and apparently you had to do all those Aerith side quests to get the best dress, sigh, this is what happens when you speed run I guess. And lolll Tifa’s one doesn’t change even if you don’t do her side quests, it’s only when you do them that you get the option to choose the other (uglier imo) dresses. And Cloud’s one…I have no idea, apparently it depends on whether you do the Chocobo Sam or Madam M side quests thing, but I’m not sure how I ended up getting it. All I remember for the tiara dress is that I chose “no deal” for the coin toss with Sam, said no to Johnny at Honeybee Inn and I did the standard course for the massage. Whereas for the braids look, I chose “heads” for the coin toss, did the luxurious hand massage and just completely ignored the side quest to follow Johnny. So yeah…whatever I guess lol, just bear with my dodgy screenshots then hahaha. Or maybe I’ll just get my bro to do them for me when he plays haha! (My bro didn’t end up playing it, the traitorrr, so yes, dodgy screenshots it is~)

I’m glad the sewers weren’t as tedious than the original haha, but the water pump thing was so confusing! I legit didn’t get it lmao, took me a while to realise what I needed to do, sigh, maybe I’m just stupid LOL, I was like, what is Aerith’s role in this?! The needle moved so fast I didn’t realise I was supposed to stop it inside the red part hahahha. I also very much enjoyed turning into a frog with Cloud, I mean, having a frog with a mini Buster Sword jump around blowing bubbles or whatever was hilarious to the max LOL. I guess it’s kinda cute how Aerith and Tifa are bonding through this journey together, and it’s sweet how Aerith is trying to encourage and comfort Tifa by getting her to think about what they can do after they save Sector 7 from Shinra. It’s saddening though, that because of Avalanche, Shinra is planning to kill all these people to make a sort of representation that this is what happens when you go against them whilst falsely showing to the world that these eco-terrorists are willing to destroy a whole plate to achieve their purposes. Even Reno who doesn’t feel like he has the right to feel that way anymore considering the work he does feels a bit uncomfortable with it. On the other hand, the train graveyard was as tedious as usual, not as dangerous as the original though.The place is so creepy btw! Lol. In the original, it had a more solemn atmosphere where I felt like it showed the remains of a past gone, but here, it just feels scary with the ghosts etc lol. Although I guess with how Aerith reacts to it all, it is saddening that these ghosts seem to have just been really lonely and wanted to play hide and seek with Cloud and them after finally getting to see people come here. Honestly though, that vending machine here playing music!! It scared me with the loud music LOL. Small Aerith is probably the cutest tbh! It was so cute when young her was sad and lonely about not being found by other people(ghost showing her sad memories), and then Cloud and Tifa find her and save her in reality, it’s kinda corny, but it’s cute and rather sweet haha.

Okay, I was going to talk about CH 12-14 here as well but somehow the post got too long so I’ll leave it for the next part lolll. I guess me gushing over the beauty of Aerith whilst complaining about my clothing shop owner being demoted into a sleazy guy took up a lot of the post huh? Seriously though, regardless of the changes, I still really enjoyed it because I think the changes made it flow nicely in its own way, and really, I love the whole idea of the Corneo Cup and expanding the role of the Honeybee Inn in the story so I don’t mind the reinterpretation that it went through. I mean, some details were lost and it’s saddening, but at the same time, it was still rather fun and refreshing in its own way. I’d say my biggest gripe is that Corneo is more creepy than funny and that kinda kills the whole mood, but then again, the remake has been more “serious” so it’s understandable. I still got to see Aerith bond with Cloud on the slide (one of my favourite moments), and I got to see how breathtaking Aerith was in her dress, so it’s a win! I think I could spend all day marvelling at how detailed and beautiful Wall Market is tbh. I spent a lot of time looking for the restaurant to see if I could order food and other nostalgic things, and the remake really fit it all in rather nicely! So really, I complain a lot but I still loved it :P

P.S Ms Folia (orphanage teacher?) being a Honeybee girl because her dream is to become a dancer was SO RANDOM and silly lmaoo. Also no idea why I’m hearing a rendition of Farm Boy in Wall Market, it’s so random! And yes, I got lost in Wall Market a lot lolll. I also found it hilarious to see Johnny’s father around everywhere, whether it be in the inn wandering where he can find Johnny, or be it him playing around in the Honeybee Inn even though he’s supposed to be finding his son LOL. Now we know why Johnny is the way he is~

#final fantasy vii remake #ffvii remake #ffvii

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missmeikakuna · 5 years

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Chad and the Incel Chapter 1

Rated: M

Fandom: Original Fiction (but inspired by the Virgin vs Chad meme)

Relationship type: Male/Male with a bit of Female/Female (the lesbians are adorable, btw) and unrequited Male/Female (in other words, the guys are bisexual).

Description: Chad is, well, a Chad, or at least he looks like one. He’s got his sights set on the cool nerd Becky and enlists the help of her shy incel ex-friend Noah, offering to help him get the gorgeous girl (Stacy) he desperately wants. Noah is reluctant to help, believing that he will be stuck in inceldom forever, but Chad’s interest in his life gives him hope. When their plans go awry, they start turning their romantic attention towards each other.

Content Warning: Given the subject matter, you can guess that this story has dark themes in it, such as suicide and self-harm (plus the mental health issues that often cause them), sexism, slut-shaming homophobia, biphobia and transphobia. There is also swearing and some mentions of sex but nothing too explicit (hence the M rating as opposed to an Explicit rating).

1st Post: [SuicideFuel] Talking to a Chad

Chad Beaufort wiped his forehead with his towel, which he held over his back like a tarpaulin. He kept in one corner as he changed. He didn’t need to, per se. For an eighteen-year-old, he was fairly muscular and lacked much excess body fat, plus he had the benefit of being one of the tallest students on the team. However, he didn’t want to face his teammates, and he certainly didn’t want to have to see them changing.

He gasped and felt tempted to nurse his back when a hand smacked it. He grit his teeth. He could already tell who owned that hand.

‘Hey, my man. You wanna go and get some Mickey D’s?’

He was right.

He turned his head. Tyrone Cooper. A short, scrawny black kid with a big mouth and an urge to insult every person he came across.

‘Or are you too busy chugging salads in fear of getting fat?’ He looked up and down Chad’s body despite most of it being covered by a towel. ‘Good decision,’ he said. Case in point.

Tyrone reached up and wrapped his arm around Chad’s neck, pulling the poor sonofabitch to his level. ‘But surely you won’t sacrifice a friend for that, right? Come on, have some fun.’

Ah, yes. ‘Friend’. Chad and Tyrone? Totally friends. Chad definitely enjoyed spending time with him and certainly never wanted to punch his teeth out.

‘I’m busy,’ Chad murmured.

Tyrone let go of him and crossed his arms. ‘Fine. Enjoy your fucking salad.’ He left with a huff. Chad sighed in relief.

He finished changing and headed out the door. He looked at his watch and sped up his walking. She was probably gone by now.

His heartbeat became as intense and full of hype as an overture when he saw Becky White pass him in the halls. At least she hadn’t left yet. Her dark chocolate hair was pulled back tight into a high ponytail, making her soft facial features all the more visible. The icy blueness of her eyes made her stand out. Her slim arms, covered by a merino wool sweater, were somehow carrying several books without her face showing any signs of struggle from their weight. Her mouth was closed so her braces didn’t show, but somehow those braces were charming to Chad. Or maybe he just liked seeing her smile.

For a moment she did, but then she hid her face behind her books. Chad’s face started to heat up but then he looked behind him and saw a girl he sort of knew.

Stacy Wells was a tall girl with a fake tan and a large chest, wearing short shorts, just long enough to avoid being chastised by teachers, and a tight top. When she saw Becky, she pushed a strand of her wavy bottle-blonde hair behind her ear and gave her a little grin. She stared at her with warm brown eyes.

Covertly following her was a short boy with greasy and messy short black hair, which had bangs long enough to almost cover his eyes, a shirt with some anime girl on it and a pair of glasses Chad expected a grandfather to wear. Noah D’Arc. He had his hands in his pockets and was looking away from Stacy but inched closer to her. Chad caught him taking a whiff of Stacy’s fruity perfume.

Stacy held her hand up to wave at her. Becky noticed Noah’s presence and scowled at him. He scowled back. She whipped her head away from him, causing Chad to savour the sight of her ponytail bouncing, and continued walking.

Stacy frowned and dropped her fingers, her hand still hanging in the air. Noah looked down at the floor and shuffled away.

The next day, Chad found himself staring at Noah in class, trying to come up with a possible reason why Becky glared at him. His thoughts quickly got distracted from this puzzle when Becky’s face entered his mind. Chad grinned as he wondered what she’d wear on a date. Would she still wear her usual simple attire or would she dress up? He had a feeling she’d look cute in a sundress with her hair down. Then again, ponytails were kind of hot-

He was thrown out of his mind by another slap on the back. Like a bull he breathed out through his nose and turned his head. Tyrone. Of course.

‘Hey, you know Emilia Graff? I heard she just got pregnant. I can’t imagine it, personally. I mean, is it physically possible for her to get fatter?’

Chad considered replying, ‘Shut up. No one cares.’ However, Becky’s face once again popped up in his head. He instead asked, ‘Hey, do Becky White and Noah D’Arc know each other?’

Tyrone scratched his chin and looked up. ‘Hm…. Well, I do remember them being friends in middle school. Don’t know what happened after that. Why?’

Chad shrugged. When lunchtime rolled by, he watched Noah head to the computer lab with his lunchbox and decided to follow him.

When he entered the lab, he leaned against the doorframe. ‘Hey, uh, Noah, right?’ he asked when Noah sat down by a computer. Noah didn’t look up. His shoulders rose, his hands curled into fists and his eyebrows met in the centre of his face.

Chad put a smile on his face and his hands in his pockets. This was how it was done, right? ‘So, I was wondering if you could tell me about Becky.’ Noah remained silent but started moving, turning on the computer and focusing on the screen. Chad rubbed the back of his neck. ‘I’d kind of like to know what kind of guy she likes.’

Chad’s eyes widened when Noah rolled his eyes. He heard him murmur, ‘Typical.’ Chad covered his mouth to suppress his laughter, releasing a tiny bit of spit into his hand. He wiped that hand against his jeans and held it out for a handshake. Noah looked at the hand like it was covered in maggots or, well, spit. Chad kept his hand out but curled it nervously.

‘Well, how about…’ Chad said, unsure what to do next. ‘You like Stacy, right? Let’s help each other out.’ Noah whispered something. Chad leaned down and put his hand against the back of his ear. ‘What was that?’ Noah tucked his lips into his mouth. Chad sighed. ‘I thought you’d be, I dunno, happy to get some help. Wait, I didn’t mean that in a… Sorry.’

Noah whispered again, but this time Chad heard it, though just barely. ‘No fucking point.’

‘Why?’

Noah tensed up even more. ‘I’m blughpild’

‘Huh?’

‘Blaghpeeled.’

‘What? I still can’t hear you.’

Noah took a deep breath. ‘Blackpilled.’

‘The fuck does that mean?’ Chad blurted out, though he didn’t apologise.

Noah crossed his arms and turned his head in the direction opposite to Chad. ‘I realized the truth a few months ago.’

‘The truth? Is this ‘blackpilled’ thing a cult or something?’

Noah stood up and grabbed the collar of Chad’s polo shirt, pulling him closer. ‘You think someone like me would end up in a cult? I’m not dumb enough to believe in some sky wizard.’ After saying this, he immediately let go and sat down, sweat dripping down his face. The two were silent for a few moments.

Chad asked with a curious grin, ‘So what is it, then?’

A sigh from Noah. ‘Well, you would agree with me if I told you the world’s unfair, right?’ Chad shrugged but then nodded. ‘It’s especially unfair for people like me. No girls want to talk to me, no girls even want to go near me.’

Noah paused, considering how much information he planned on giving. ‘I’ve been deprived of love my entire life. Women just want Chads who treat them like shit, leaving behind all the ugly guys who’d treat them with respect.’

His face scrunched up with just enough force to stop his eyes from spilling tears. ‘When I gave up on trying to get a woman, I became blackpilled. Your world and mine are night and day. You get the bright blue day world full of love and admiration and I get the pitch-black night world full of, well, nothing.’

Chad asked, ‘Hey, wait, what did you say about me? Women want guys with my name? Why?’ Noah looked at him like a dog being told an unrecognisable command. ‘My name’s Chad.’

Noah scanned Chad’s body. ‘How fitting,’ he said as he tried to rip his eyes away from the lightly-tanned muscles that bulged out from underneath his crimson T-shirt and the tousled blonde hair that accentuated his strong jaw-

‘How?’

Noah coughed and turned away again. ‘You look like a Chad.’

It was Chad’s turn to cross his arms. ‘The hell does that mean?’

Noah’s throat closed up. His arms stiffened and his eyes darted everywhere. Chad exhaled and left the room, but not before seeing a tab on Noah’s computer entitled ‘Incels.me’. He just missed Noah groaning when the website was blocked by the school, taking out his phone and seeing only a tiny bit of internet data left.

Chad didn’t talk to Noah for a couple of weeks, but he did occasionally stare at him in the hopes of catching him considering the option.

Noah did consider it. In his mind was a constantly repeating video of him gathering the courage to talk to Stacy and her giving a cute little giggle before grabbing his hand. However, he remembered something someone on Incels.me said.

Stacies don’t know what true oppression is. They’re able to use their body to get what they want. If I tried to do that, I’d be arrested for sexual harassment.

This comment kept battling with the fantasy of Stacy going out with him. Chad’s idea was useless. No, it wasn’t. It would never work. But Chad could give him some expertise. No girl wanted an ugly guy. But maybe this Stacy was different!

He finally made his decision as the lunch bell rang, though part of him screamed for him to reconsider. Instead of heading to the computer lab, the library or the cool-aired spot behind the gym, he walked up to Chad.

It took him a while to start talking as Chad put his pens in his pencil case. ‘If you give me some dating tips, I’ll tell you about Becky.’

After a moment of pressure at the thought of giving dating tips, Chad beamed at him and did something he didn’t expect to do. He gave him a little slap on the back.

‘I knew you’d come around,’ he said.

What he didn’t know was that Noah had written about him on Incels.me.

#chad vs incel #Chad x Incel #bisexual #Incel #romance #drama #original fiction #breaking stereotypes #lesbian #Chad and the Incel

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mptyblgplsignr · 6 years

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New and upcoming NCT members expectation vs. reality

Now I know I’m not the only one shook by the three new member’s personalities. Especially Lucas. SO I am prepared for the 2019 members to do the same:

(btw one of them are German THAT’S SO COOL)

Okay so we’re looking at them, and by default hoomans create personalities for them in their head, despite not knowing a single detail or seeing them in action. I thought it’d be a fun thing to do to show my first impressions of the new members and compare that to the reality.

*in Junguwu’s voice* LUCAS~:

Expectation: Man I saw him and my heart literally skipped a beat. Omg he is so damn attractive! So off the bat I saw him as having a cool personality and being very collected. I expected him to be oozing in charisma. Don’t get me wrong, he still is, just a different kind. Have you ever watched Boys Over Flowers? F4? Yeah THAT kind of charisma. Minus the whole bullying thing.

Reality: Woweewoo was I wrong. I still thing he’s cool, but he’s a bit of a goofy dork. I feel like his personality along with his HELLA ATTRACTIVE appearance is what immediately shot him to the top of my bias list. mOVE OVER YUTA. It was so damn unexpected. I love hearing him talk in like 10 different languages in one sentence. He’s so goofy and loveable and UGH I love him sm TTT____TTT.

Fat Kun is this joke old yet:

E: OKAY JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE. Omg his smile. I totally expected him to be a lil shy. Also I expected him to not speak much and to keep to himself. A pure cinnamon roll like WinWin.

R: He’s so snarky(?) and sarcastic. Not to mention his motherly instincts. Did you see that live with the dreamies? A total leader type. Idk how else to explain his personality. Him around the members is kinda like me around my friends!

Junguwu:

E: It must’ve been his strong eyebrows and attentive eyes. I totally thought THIS dude was a leader type. He striked me as an older brother figure. He’s a year older than Lucas and I so that kinda helped.

R: I BUST THE BIGGEST UWU WITH EVERY VIDEO INCLUDING THIS BOI OMG. He’s so soft and pure. As you can see, his E and R are literally Kun’s E and R flipped. Except Jungwoo isn’t exactly shy or quiet. He’s just so adorable I can’t handle it!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SM UWUWUWU.

Now that that’s covered I thought it’d also be fun to share my E’s for the 2019 members. I love that just like these three I was just talking about, they have very contrasting auras.

Hendery:

E: The other day my sister and I pointed out that he kinda looks like a mixture of Ten and Johnny. So another big brother type. He’s actually my age which I CANNOT BELIEVE (edit: I found out he's a '00 liner so he actually is younger than me which is even crazier). So idk why but I feel like he’s gonna be one of those members who the other members are gonna clown on lololol idk why. He’s like really mature but soft at the same time.

Xiaojun:

E: Something about him screams !troublemaker! F*ckboi alert! BIAS WRECKER!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!! I can already see him on stage lifting his shirt or biting his lip or some shit. I’m angry. But afraid. Please spare me.

YangYang:

E: Another dangerous member. But GUYS HE’S A ‘00 LINER ABWIPBFAUIP. I feel like he’s a dangerous member in a different way. Like Jin from BTS and Eunwoo from Astro. He’s very charming and prince-like. Very elegant and will leave you in awe.

Quirk: Starstruck

-Can cause anyone to faint with the wink of an eye. Any look from him in your direction will send your heart on a rampage!

Anyways that’s it! I wanna make more casual posts like this where I just talk about groups. It was really fun and I just adore NCT’s concept! I applaud SM, you’ve got me in CHAINS for these bois oml-

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j0ebay · 6 years

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Just an Off Day

Based off “Unsteady” by X Ambassadors

Pairing: Harrison Osterfield x Fem!Reader

Warnings: SYMPTOMS OF DEPRESSION, MALICIOUS HEAD VOICE, IMPLIED SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, angst

A/N: so this is my submission for @upsidedownparker ‘s writing challenge (congrats on 3k btw babe) and I was so excited to see this song was still open cause I absolutely adore it! (and its lowkey my go-to song when I need to be sad. I hope y’all enjoy!!

Synopsis: (Y/N) finally landed a role in the new Spider Man movie! But what’s going to happen when you realize that the little malicious voice in your head is back for revenge?

Word count: 1.3k

It all started the night before. You didn’t eat dinner and later when Tom hosted movie night in his trailer, you left unusually early. You said you were just unbelievably tired. You had a rough night the past few nights, which was true, but then you texted Harrison at 1:30 in the morning asking if he was awake. Little did you know that not only was he still awake, but he was still with the rest of the group.

“Hey is something up with (Y/N)?” Jacob asks, after you left.

“It’s probably nothing” Tom replies. “She probably just doesn’t feel well”

As the next day rolled around, you seemed significantly quieter than usual and you kept your head down. People didn’t really seem to notice. Well, that is, people with the exception of Harrison.

To say he had a crush on you was a huge understatement. Haz was completely infatuated with you. He adored the way you would ramble about something you were passionate about for hours on end. He was obsessed with how his hands felt running through your hair while you lied down with your head on his lap. Most importantly, he loved the way your breathtaking (Y/E/C) eyes crinkled when you smiled, which he noticed you’d been doing less often.

Everyone in the group knew that you two liked each other. At first it started as the playful crush talk. You talking to Zendaya and Haz talking to Tom and Jacob about your very similar situations, which lead to Haz talking to Z finding out what you like and you doing the same with Tom and Jacob and is now at the part involving “platonic” cuddles, flirts and kisses everywhere except the lips.

That day your character wasn’t needed at all so you got to go back to your trailer and just chill the whole day. As you were making you were back from breakfast, you saw Haz following you but you were too deep in your thoughts to her the “(Y/N)! Hey (Y/N) wait up!” Coming from him.

Ha! Harrison? You don’t deserve him. You told yourself. Look at him, then look at you and tell me you two would make a good couple! I mean look at you! You’re fat, ugly, clingy, not funny at all, and you’re just not a likable person. Everybody hates you. You have no talent you don’t even deserve to be here!

Tears escape your closed eyes as you start to lose the battle for your mental stability.

Harrison finally catches up to you when you get to your door. You quickly wipe them away before he sees and look at the ground.

“You’re not avoiding me are you, pretty girl?” He asks in a softer tone than usual.

You continue to avoid his gaze and you shake your head

“So you’re not avoiding me, but you’re not looking me in the eyes?

You let out a sigh and nod

“Look haz” you sniffle a bit “I can’t do this right now I’m sorry”

“Hey hey hey, look at me, love. Gimme those gorgeous eyes of yours”

He puts his thumb and pointer finger on your chin and lifts your head up, revealing your eyes, puffy and red from crying. You move your head away to hide your face from him.

“Darling, please tell me what’s going on?”

You move away from him and walk up the steps of your trailer, opening the door and walking in. You don’t even care to wipe away the tears. You just wanted to be alone. You close the door and instantly start sobbing. Oh look what you’ve done. Now you made Harrison worried sick about you! All because you’re not good enough and can’t get anything right? Woooow. Amazing job (Y/N). You strip yourself of your shirt, climb into your bed and (try to) muffle the sobs with your blanket.

Meanwhile right outside Harrison stood there in shock of what just happened. Was it something the he did? Were you just messing with him the whole time? Should he try to make you feel better? He could hear your sobs rattling through the walls of your trailer and he felt his heart drop to his feet. At this point, there was no question, he had to see what was going on. He entered your trailer with caution and saw you laying there crying. He made his way over to your bed and sat down right next to you. His fingers instantly attached to your hair, running them through gently.

“I’m sorry” you mumble through the blankets

Harrison’s eyebrows furrow with confusion

“For what, love?”

You sniffle and laugh

“For being a burden. For making you worry and, all that other stuff”

Harrison laughs and says

“Are you serious? You’re not serious are you? (Y/N), yes, I am worried. I just need to know that you’re okay. So, you don’t need to be sorry for something I’m doing on my own free will.”

“Let’s face it.” you start “I’m nothing but a burden. I’m not talented, I’m not funny, I’m not a likable person, I’m not good enough, I’m just a big whirlwind of mess and depression. I just don’t belong here.”

You cry even harder and he moves his hand from your hair to your back, rubbing it to calm you down. When your sobs lessen, he lightly nudges you over so he can climb into bed with you. He lays on his back and pulls you into his side, your head in the crook of his neck.

“Listen to me. You are a ball of light and energy. You are not a burden. You’re one of the sweetest and funniest girls I know. You are super talented and you deserve to be here just as much as the rest of us do.”

He kisses the top of your head, holds you closer and continues.

“You are absolutely good enough and don’t you dare tell me you’re not a likeable person. You know why?”

You look up at him with wide eyes and raised eyebrows.

“Because we all love you. Tom loves you, Zendaya loves you, Jacob loves you, and me? I absolutely adore you, (Y/N). It breaks my heart to see you go through this but you are so brave, and it’s okay to break down every once in a while. I know you’re trying to fight when you feel like flying but just know that from now on, you don’t have to fight alone. I’ll be there, always. No matter where I am, no matter how old we are, I’ll be there.”

His kind words prompt you to cry even harder mumbling a soft “thank you” in the crook of his neck. He kisses your forehead, holds you closer and says “I love you, and I’m not letting go”.

So there you were, he was holding you in comfortable silence. He would try and tickle your side every once in awhile because he “misses your breathtaking smile”.

This is the guy who would be there for the rest of your life, and you finally knew it.

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sunshine and moonlight | naruhina au | for yuuba

Based on this gorgeous post and my anon ask by/for the stunningly talented @yuuba. I’m so sorry I never went off anon! I was really nervous because I just adore you art work so much! May your days always be full of good health and happiness! I hope this is okay and that everyone enjoys it!! There is more under the cut btw! <3

She sees bright lights and cityscapes as she gazes upon the earth shrouded by the night. It’s scattered little man-made stars spread across its vast lands like those of the ones which surround her. Sometimes she likes to push the stars around, creating the constellations the earth creatures seem to have a peculiar interest in. She enjoys seeing the happy faces of the children staring in wonder at the bright glow her friends, the stars, emit - though she grows nervous as they point at her, basking in her moonlight as she glides across their skies with a smile adorning her rose lips. Her porcelain, white skin glows with a shy yet wondrous aura and her pearl-like eyes with a slight lavender tint stare upon the beings upon the Earth with much adoration, despite their many faults. Faults which the stars do not hesitate to mention.

“They’ve only gone and started fighting over land again,” the little Earth pouts, and she can only think of how adorable he is when he is in such a way, despite the seriousness of the situation, “Even the stars Sakura and Ino, as loud as they can be, have pointed them out,”

His pout turns into a frown, and the little guardian of the Earth scratches at his head, “They’re properly ruining my flowers with their silly growing cities. And that concrete looks so ugly against the green, and the seas aren’t as blue as they used to be with all those things they call cargo ships sailing through,”

The Moon shakes her head, a small smile still gracing her lips and pick dust brushing at her cheeks, “I find comfort in those little ships though. They bring something new to the ocean, no? That movement to the waves as they cascade along the seas surface, not to mention they dot on the boring still blue like little stars across the night sky…” she says breathlessly, remembering fond memories of the quiet ports of Copenhagen with their multicoloured houses and ships adorning the narrow docks. Or even the canals of Amsterdam and Venice sweep her mind, their light festivals lighting up their narrow streets and reflecting against the water.

The Earth watches her with curiousity, as she runs her fingers along the edges of the earth, careful not to disturb the currents of the wind and the shape of the clouds.

“So…have you talked to him?”

“Don’t be foolish, of course not,” she whispers, biting at the bottom of her lip as she feels the harsh star boring through her. To be scorned by a child…of all things, “besides, the Sun has far better things to deal with. He has no time for little Moons like me…”

She sighs, eyes caught in a daze as she watches the lines of little lights on the Eastern part of the Earth slowly burning out. The Moon finds herself casted in a day dream, thinking of the blazing Sun which she admired so much. She imagines his golden, unruly hair and tanned skin with whiskered cheeks. And oh those electric blue eyes, how they just glisten, swirling with so much mischief but also happiness and love. So bright. So blue! She just blushes a deep red at the thought of it all! And the way his bright orange cape flows, with roaring hot flames of different shades of oranges, yellows and reds encompassing his body, just like the sun should be.

She almost forgets of the Earth’s presence, his little foot tapping at the air impatiently at her lack of confidence and insecurity.

“Are you kidding?! He’s so funny and I’m sure he’d like to meet you! And besides if he hasn’t got the time for you then he’s a big, fat idiot!”

She snaps out of her own little world, her eyes first wide with surprise before her lips let out a light laugh, “Earth! Silly, sweet child, you can’t say things like that about the Sun!”

“Of course I can! I am the Earth!” he cheekily grins, and laughs to himself with his eyes shut.

She smiles fondly again at the breath of fresh air which chuckles at her, “I know I do complain, but he helps me shine during the night so that you can sleep better, honey,”

He stops his chuckling instantly, and blushes as she steps forward and raises her hands to guide him higher so she can bore into eyes full of clear blue skies.

“Please be easy with him, sweet heart,” she brushes his cheek with her thumb, and finds him playing unconsciously with the long sleeves of his cobalt jumper, “his light dies just a little, in order to help me breathe and to help you grow,”

After all, her place was in the Sun.

The Earth has decided today was the time to come out and play some more, and bask in the glow of the Sun as he himself wonders his eyes on the green and blue of the earth, with a wide, toothy grin plastered across his face as he watched the child dance among the stars.

“You should meet her, ya know?”

His smile turns to a frown, his eyebrows furrowing as the Earth twirls in utter delight. He can see the mischief dancing across his blue, azure eyes which were much like his own and a cheeky smile adorning his lips.

“I don’t have time for this,” the Sun guardian mutters, running his blonde, fiery locks of hair before stepping away and wanting nothing more of the conversation to come about.

“Oh come on, Sun! Don’t be that way!” the small Earth guardian flies over to him, yet his teasing tone still does not diminish, “All I’m saying is that you’d be a fool not to meet her! Like a huge, huge, huge, huge, huge…”

The Sun groans in annoyance at the little ones persistence, gritting his teeth and smacking a hand to his forehead. This child had far too much fire in his belly, which was quite something for the blazing Sun to say as he too consumed the fire. The core of this child held a brilliant radiance to it he would admit, and his own glow of youth and innocence emitted from him despite his … annoyingness.

“Are you finished yet?” the Sun asks, only to find himself humming to block out the noise and his fingers massaging his temples to relieve the oncoming headache.

“…Huge, huge, huge, huge…”

“Are you done, Earth?!” he shouts out, his voice so land he is sure that even those who inhabited the Earth had felt his anger in the form of a sudden increase in the radiance of the sunlight, and maybe even a few heightened temperatures here and there.

The Earth stops his teasing tone, biting his lower lip much like the Moon had done, before pointing a finger up in a motion to stop the Sun from further announcing his displeasure, “huge, huge idiot,” he grins mischievously again mostly at the Sun rolling his eyes and the hint of a smirk playing at his lips, “now I’m done,”

It is quiet for a bit, a comforting silence as the Earth watches the Sun ponder his thoughts, lightly tapping his finger against his lips in a deep thought. He sees that the Sun is looking at him, but not really looking at him, rather at the specks of vibrant greenery blooming across some of the land of the earth thanks to his sunlight.

“What would she see in me anyway?” the Sun responds all of a sudden, a sad smile adorning his lips and a faint red brushing his cheeks as he leans over the earth again, watching as his sunlight grows across the other half of the Earth, “All I do is avoid her, unable to see her most of the time because I shine far too bright sometimes for my own good. And when we do manage to meet it’s only once every few decades.”

“Wait, so you have actually met her?” the little Earth grins wider - if possible - and wiggles his eyebrows up and down.

The Sun nervously laughs, rubbing the back of his head, “Yeah, well more like I see her. We’ve never really talked,”

“You’re such a loser!”

“Excuse me?!”

“The Moon is so pretty, and nice, and she has an everglow about her! She sings the most wonderful lullabies and has the sweetest voice/ She even gives the nicest hugs and walks like a goddess across the stars! All the lights love her and she has never, ever been a meanie like you can be sometimes! If you think she wouldn’t want to talk to you now, then you’re a big giant idiot!” the Earth huffs, before crossing his arms and gliding away to soothe his tantrum.

The Sun could only heartily laugh - he could never take the child seriously. How the lords above had been adamant on such a young guardian he shall never know.

The truth is he has always watched her from a far, often stunned by how her raven, long locks lick at her milky, white skin. The strapped black dress she adorns also creates a beautiful contrast against her porcelain skin and moonshine eyes which were tinted with the tiniest shade of lavender. It hugs her beautiful form at her upper half before flowing so elegantly to her feet and beyond like a dark bell drop. Along with her lace shawl, which was wrapped around her forearms, her dress trails behind her as she drifts across the stars, who also look in awe at her beauty. He has to sometimes glance away at how her shawl’s shimmer rivals that of the stars, with the glitter varying in colours which illuminate the night sky in its blues, pinks, greens and whites when the light hits it just right. She had casted a spell on him unknowingly the very first moment her met her eyes. And he was breathless ever since.

It was then he always took particular care of the creatures she enjoyed, not telling the Earth of his particular fascination of lavenders and bell drops he aided to grow quicker with more sunshine because she loved them so. Though he held a fiery passion, he was still gentle at heart. Much like her.

Yet they still held many differences. The fiery, hot and untamed Sun is nothing like her. It’s almost poetic how different they are, and how they can never truly spoke. When he felt himself get breathless by such a sight, he often kept his mouth firmly shut, in hopes nothing embarrassing would spill out of his lips as he watched her glance at him every eclipse. It would however be a lie to say he had never spoken to her. I mean after millions of years in the universe, they would have to have talked at one point surely?

Well at least, that’s what The Earth thought of the situation anyway. Little did he know though…

Every lunar and solar eclipse they find themselves in a particular dance with one another, as the motions of the sun and moon ride closer to one another eclipsing the full burst of sunshine and moonlight from the earth, lulling the Earth guardian into a deep sleep each and every time.

They smiled knowingly at one another, hand in hand, both with pink blushes dusting their cheeks and eyes glistening despite this position being one they know so well. They watch as the little Earth they love has his slumber, and the Moon continues to hum her sweet symphony. Despite his constant disapproval of the young ones attitude towards him, he still found himself soften as he watches the guardian breath softly.

They glance at one another, blue orbs meets pearl ones. His heat embraces her body, caressing at her ivory skin while her peaceful glow encircles his being too with a tinted lavender colour blending into his orange aura.

“Thus he sleeps...” she presses her lips to the little Earth’s forehead, not once disconnecting her fingers which were entwined with his.

“So he does...” His smile widens, eyes tracing the strand of hair which falls across her face, once again inciting his desire to pull it away and cup her rose-tinted cheeks.

To help grow the Earth, in both spirit and physicality was the purpose they both shared, and he prays his thank yous to the divine powers that bestowed such a stunning being who creates hopes and dreams to be by his side. They loved the little one they helped to blossom.

“I have missed you,” she whispers, no embarrassment gracing her features, and he finds himself almost speechless as the abrupt confession escaping her lips.

“I…” love you. He wishes to whisper back, but the honest thing is, they already knew that. This warmth and passion which ran across their chests and the beautiful day dreams that consisted of each other as they lost themselves within the colours of the Earth and the creates which inhabit it. What about the desire to run their thumbs across each others cheeks, cupping at the red skin which radiated a warmness and colour. Or what about the skip in their heart beat as their eyes met or the immense need to brush her soft, rose lips against his mouth whenever they so much as glance at each other…

…What else could this be but love?

He pulls her closer, their hands still on either side of the earth but the beaming of one another finds itself more vibrant than before, “I missed you too…my Moonlight,” he smiles back.

The truth is, it had never mattered to either who beamed with the most radiance. Nor did it matter how many years it took to see one another again.

But it was moments like this, when in each others arms, where they both shone brightest.

And the Earth smiles in his sleep at their whispers.

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