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akiraiscute · 3 months

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Im turning into the hobbit nerd (i jst saw like the two first ones, and onto the one where thorin, my bbg is sicken by the dragon sickness or smth😕) so someone please request something abt the hobbit, i need to write abt thorin or kili or fili or ARGH, or anyone else🙏🙏 or tauriel (if thats how u spell her name right) I love her so much, im very very gay for her, will end up kissing her one day trust🫶, jst SOMEONE OF THE HOBBIT FANDOM REQUEST ARGHH

#akira’s rants #akiraiscute #<3 #x reader #the hobbit #the hobbit fanfiction #thorin oakenshield #thorin is so yummy

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ecle-c-tic · 4 months

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Getting to Know You

thank you so much for the tag @catbells-and-summerlinens I'm just getting to this now, uni is kicking my ass!

First ship: i don't want to talk about it but....johnlock I will not be repenting for my past sins

Three ships: hmm. this is such a personal question would you rather my credit card number? haha. talking about my ships always makes me feel embarassed? but anyway blackbonnet/gentlebeard, pulling some oldies from 2014 thorin/bilbo and then christine/erik. i'm apparently into the blonde sunshine one and grumpy brunette/dark haired one.

Last song: Sweet Thang by Shuggie Otis. Strawberry Letter 23 is a gateway song into killer strings.

Last movie: Past Lives dir. Celine Song! I'm working my way through the best picture noms. I had no idea what it was about before i started it but omg it was so nice!

Currently craving: some homemade bread! I'm going to make some tomorrow and i'm so excited! with some jam? yummy!!!

Currently watching: Nothing really! I've had OFMD running almost constantly but I recently finished Kath & Kim, it's sooooo chaotic! Kind of reminded me of the Trailer Park Boys in some sorta way! :)

Currently reading: mwahaha...The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas (père). It's soooooo goood! For context, although I read very quickly, I've devoured 600 pages over the last 4 days. HIGHLY reccomend!

tagging anyone who'd like to join in!!!! :)

#tags #THANK YOUUU

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maeofthenoldor · 1 year

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Lotr character hc's, GO!

You have given me too much power....

*pulls out my 50 page google doc*

warning: These are my less serious list, and are completely random but I think these are the most entertaining :D

-before the quest, sam would leave flowers at Frodo's door and he never knew who it was so he would press them in a book. He only found out after the quest and he used a few pages of the flower book into the red book of the westmarch

-Aragorn likes to collect rocks when he was a kid to show eleond and he was always like "Thats nice awww" and all that. He is 87 and he still does this.

-Arwen is a split image of her ancestor luthien, but Elrond says that she looks a lot like maglor with her hair.

- The children of the shire would play pretend with Bilbo's adventure, often led by Frodo and the tooks. Sam was old enough to start playing with them before they grew too old, and Frodo let him play Thorin one time, and him as course as Bilbo. This memory sticks with Sam too this day.

-Boromir is Aromantic

-Pippin convinced boromir to wear a skirt with him (It was Legolas's skirt) and he did not admit that he actually liked it.

-Pippin wears more fem clothing which really confused Denethor

-Legolas and Gimli eloped on the quest (Aragorn was their officiator)

-Eowyn starts a program in Rohan where she teaches young girl to sword fight & protect themselves.

-Frodo is a good artist and used to draw portraits of Sam, Pippin and Merry. After the quest, he stopped drawing people and focused on sketching out the landscapes that they passed by on the journey. Yet they were always creepy, and slightly distorted in an uncanny way. Elanor finds his old sketchbook one time and gets nightmares of weeks after.

-Arwen taught Eowyn how to embroider tapestries

-Frodo would love to climb the oak tree that bilbo grew in his garden. he never knew where it came from...

-Boromir and Aragorn would argue on who would give the hobbits piggy back rides

-Legolas is rebellious by mirkwood elven standards because he refuses to drink. It causes quite a scandal that thrandruil, the king and biggest drinker, has a child that does not even want to get even a little typsy.

-Bilbo would tell merry and pippin how to do pranks because it reminded him of fili and kili-

-Legolas is nonbinary and uses (they/he) pronouns

-Merry had a big crush on Eowyn, and never knew that the feeling were mutual

-Aragorn talks to trees because he is a gremelin, while legolas actually speaks the languages of the trees. This is how they become best friends

-gandalf big naturals

-Gandalf spent those 15 years between bilbos 111th birhtday and the quest going to village to village tran-sing peoples gender

-Faramir is trans and gandalf was able to give him the right treatment and binders when he was kid before denethor found out. Boromir was happy to have a brother.

-Merry learns how to knit so he can make baby Elanor hats.

-Gimli is the hottest dwarf of Erebor by dwarven standards

-Sam makes Frodo fried mushrooms because he knows its his favorite.

-Lobelia and bilbo have wlw and mlm rivalry

-Merry and Pippin love really weird food combos. Mushrooms and honey? delish. Cherries and salt? yummy. Vinegar cake? even better.

They force every one of the fellowship to try one of these combinations. Aragorn doesn't notice anything bad, Sam eats it because he is polite, Frodo doesn't mind the mushrooms and honey, Boromir throws up, Gimli tells him he should add more meat and Legolas never felt more betrayed in his life.

-Rosie cotton met Goldberry once and they had a sort of relationship where they kissed. She never saw her again, and she thinks it was a dream.

-Tom Bombadil and Goldberry are qpr

-Elladan and Elorhir wanted to adopt merry and pippin until they realized they were ADULTS.

Thats all I have for now! Theres so much more but these are the only ones I can think of without getting into a whole essay on what means what and all that. Thank you smm for the ask anon!!

#ask #lotr hcs #tolkien #<333

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thespiritoflife · 1 year

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Dear Lady Thespiritoflife,

It is a great honour to be able to write to you. I hope my letter finds you in great spirits. After a great deal of thinking, I have prepared a gift for you that you may find to your liking.

🎁 Since you seem to like to be active, I invite you to visit Rhovanion in the summer. I would be more than happy to be able to take you on an excursion around the Long Lake in search of the best picnic places — with a basket filled with victuals prepared by Bombur himself.

🎁 These two Dwarves that appeared at the doorstep with my letter are my best carpenters and they will build the perfect reading nook for you in your home according to your wishes, including a library. Yes, the crate they brought with them contains several books straight from my library that you may find interesting.

🎁 The box of cookies attached to this letter is also an invitation for a baking weekend in Erebor. Bombur is eager to exchange his best recipes with you and then bake together with you and I am even more eager to eat everything you prepare!

Happy winter days and may the New Year be a merry one!

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓷 𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷,

thank you very for writing me this letter. You have no idea how much it made me happy! I appreciate it so much.

That moodboard is so gorgeous, I truly love it.

And I would love to go to Rhovanion! That excursion around Long Lakes sounds really beautiful and exciting.

Reading nook? That's amazing, I can't believe it! You thought of everything!! Thanks so much. I can not wait to see it!

Mmm, box of cookies! They taste really good and yummy! And I am honoured to learn from master himself - Bombur how to bake. I am so excited. Of course, I accept your invitation, all your invitations. Can not wait to see you, Bombur and all these beautiful places. Thank you once again.

Happy winter days and happy New Year 2023 to you too, dear Thorin! I hope it will be good year for you. Don't forget to take care.

With love

𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮.

#lathalea👸#thanks so much for writing this letter!!#it's really beautiful!#thorin oakenshield imagine #sweet ask #letter to thorin #warmy things❤

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guardianofrivendell · 2 years

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Hello, here!! Congrats again!!! <33 i hope you're doing good! ❤❤🥂🌹🎉 here's bunch of flowers for you because you deserve them!

Could I pretty please request these ones?🥰😅😊

💛 - Camera Roll - Send me a yellow heart and a number and I'll post the corresponding picture from my camera roll, with commentary of course

30, please, i am curious!

💜 - Tullaina - OC time! Send me a purple heart and ask me questions about Tullaina, her back story, my plans for the future (wips etc), trivia, or ask her a question!

Can I ask her this, please?😊

What is the craziest thing Tullaina has ever done? 😅🤔

What makes Tullaina laugh the most?

What is her favorite childhood memory?

💙 - Gossip Time - It wouldn't be a real sleepover if there weren't any gossips right? Send me a blue heart and a LOTR/Hobbit character and Tullaina will tell you the latest gossip about them (if you promise not to tell anyone of course)

Boromir, please😉🥺🥺

❤️ - Match Up - Yes baby, they're back! I haven't done these in a hot while but why not open matchups again? Send me an ask with a red heart and a little something about yourself - whatever you want to share - and LOTR/Hobbit, preferably also if you want to be paired with m/f/x

I am shy, introvert, anxious about everything, trying to eat healthy and working out, daydreamer, lover of books, cat lover, lover of history, sensitive person,...

I don't care if male or female pairing😊❤ and please, from LOTR.

I know, i spammed you a lot, so i am sorry! You don't have to do it, if you have no time! Do it only if you want to, please🤗🙂❤ thank you very much and take care!

Thank you so, so much love, I’m doing okay! Busy as always, but I like it that way.

Thank you so much for all your hearts, this is going to be a long post, so I’ll add a read more so I don’t clog people’s dash :)

💛 - Camera Roll

Have a picture of my lunch a few days back! This is sweet scrambled eggs (made with banana and coconut milk), almonds, slices of banana and a bit of coconut shavings on top. It was very yummy!

💜 - Tullaina - OC time!

What is the craziest thing Tullaina has ever done? 😅🤔

‘Kíli would probably say ‘kissing my brother’, he’s happy for us but he doesn’t get why I want Fíli. But I would say half the pranks I pulled with these two raskals. Trust me, you don’t want to get on our bad side!’

What makes Tullaina laugh the most?

‘When one of Kíli’s pranks backfires and he gets caught! Oh! Or when Fíli tries to impersonate Thorin and try to act all regal and stuff, it’s so funny!!’

What is her favorite childhood memory?

‘Just sitting at the dinner table together, my parents and I. Chatting, telling each other about our day... I miss that. Yes Kíli, I know I have you and your family now but it’s not the same. You understand right? No, don’t start pouting now, you know I can’t resist that, it’s not fair. Fíli, help me out here please?’

💙 - Gossip Time

This one will be a little difficult love, I’m sorry. Tullaina never meets Boromir so it’s hard for her to gossip about him. If you want me to write something for anyone else, you can send in a new ask!

❤️ - Match Up

I ship you with... Boromir!

Opposites attract and that’s definitely the case for you and Boromir!

You were incredibly shy upon your first meeting, not wanting to meet his eyes and barely able to speak a word. Boromir didn’t understand how it was possible, but from that very first moment he immediately felt protective of you.

Despite your shyness he was very intrigued and he wanted to get to know the real you. He started to invite you on long walks where you slowly opened up to him and told him all about your love of history and books. It didn’t take long for him to take you to the Citadel’s library - picture the scene from Beauty and the Beast - and he gave you a key to the city’s archives, for easy access to all the historical books and scrolls.

He supports you with everything you do, and will gladly join you on your workouts. After a while he’ll suggest learning you how to fight and handle a sword. Partly to ease his mind, so he knows you can defend yourself, but also because he knows you can handle it and when you defeat him for the first time, he thought he would burst with pride!

The celebration is closed now!

#Guardianofrivendell 2022 followers celebration #Yellow Heart #Camera Roll #Purple Heart #Tullaina #Red Heart

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just-the-hiddles · 3 years

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Weekend Reading | November 20, 2020

Happy peppy Friday, y’all. Hope everyone is staying safe and healthy. I have just been told we are back to working from home full time. I was prepared for this, so I am doing okay. And I am continuing to plug along on my holiday fics. But onto the fics!

Untitled Loki Fic by @silvermoonwolf777 Loki x Reader- This was so sweet and cute! Totally brightened up my mood! A super fun read.

Go Figure by @whyispistashanuttaken Professor Hiddleston x OFC- Very hot, very naughty. And oh so delicious. I need to go back and read the first fic. LINKED TO AO3

Vampire Landlord by @sherala007 Thorin x OFC- Two short chapters have been posted so far but I am hooked! I am dying to know who this woman is, who’s David and what the hell is going on with Thorin? And scenes are described so beautifully. I am envious. A great read. Intro linked. Chapter 1 is here.

The Bookcase by @dianamolloy Adam x OFC (Kay)- You all know how much I love my Adam content. And Adam and Kay are my fav. This was a delightful add on for these two. So yummy. And I can totally see this happening between these two. LINKED TO AO3

The Army of King Henry V of England by @frostbitten-written Henry V x Reader- The breeding fic you never knew you needed. It is soft and sensual and sweet. But steamy. And smutty. So smutty. LINKED TO AO3

And there you go! Until next week!!

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legolaslovely · 3 years

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Just wanted to share something that popped into my mind. Mama Dis hears sound coming from a sack filled with food (biiiigggg sack) and she investigate. Two sets of eyes look up at her as she finds Fili and Kili munching on potatoes 🎀

Hi friend! This is. so. cute!!!!!! I love to think about Kili and Fili meeting a little hobbit when they were dwaflings. Maybe it was a political thing and someone from the Shire came to speak with Thorin and brought their little hobbit child with them. And of course all three hit it off right away because even when they were young, Fili and Kili were so kind and warm and made the little hobbit feel comfortable and ready for fun.

I bet it all started when Fili and Kili talked with the little hobbit about differences between their cultures- one example being how hobbits mostly farm for food and how dwarves get their food other ways (mostly by trade? What do you guys think? I bet @dreams-of-wander aka Tolkien scholar knows the real answer haha!) And the little hobbit talked about potatoes immediately because HELLO Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew. Most versatile and yummy things ever.

So maybe, just maybe, Fili and Kili’s new hobbit friend sent a big ‘ol bag o’ tatties to Erebor as soon as they got home. And maybe, just maybe, Dis told the boys they had to wait to eat them, because she had to cook them first. She hid them in a closet or down in the kitchen. But the boys remember what their hobbit friend said! Very versatile food! So Fili and Kili sneak around and climb inside the bag of potatoes to avoid getting caught by Mamma Dis and munch away on the RAW potatoes. Their friend neglected to mention they’re not as yummy that way ;)

#ask #answered #🎀 anon

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thorinthehottotty · 4 years

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How do you think Thorin would react to seeing you for the first time in a bikini, showing all the tattoos you've been hiding. Big back piece, thighs, stomach, mandala tattoos circling your breasts showing slightly through the light material. (asking for a friend lol). 💕 Excuse my English btw 🙏

😳😳😳😖😖😖 Seriously so cute.

He would seriously forget where he's at, what he's doing, and who was even with him. Absolute silence. He's never seen a bathing suit from our world and there is something about the fact that it's barely covering his favorite bit is every ounce exciting and tempting.

The tattoos.... Oh the tattoos are absolutely pieces of art. He's never seen anything like them and you've got more ink than most of his warriors have. He just wants to spend day after day studying each one. How had he not known that you were so tattooed?

He is completely floored. His favorites are gonna be the thigh they look sooooo good yummy delicious pieces. He won't come to until someone's nudging him and teasing him. Then you'd flash him a naughty grin, because you know exactly how tempting you look.

#thorin imagine #thorin durin #thorin thursday #thorin fanfiction #thorin #thorin oakenshield #thorin the dwarf

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crieativity · 5 years

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If you thought I was kidding about my fondness for this au, you’re damn well wrong and here, have a MsMojo fake video on fun facts about Fíli and Kíli as princes! Yes, I did write them so go Keep Reading if you wanna see!

Prince Fíli was trained in wrestling, boxing and fencing. (Not just fencing, like how His Majesty, King Thorin Durinul II had said!) The Crown Prince was apparently trained by the ex-Head of Security of Erebor, Sir Dwalin Fundinul and had kept up his practice even after Sir Dwalin had left his service.

Prince Kíli doesn’t know how to swim. (Rumours tell that he has a tutor from the Iron Hills!) The younger prince had explained that he had never really found much opportunity to properly learn how to swim and it was never an issue for him until he fell off a yacht while he was at a party during his gap year.

Prince Fíli had written an extensive analysis on children’s fairytales and Ereborean folklores for his Literature thesis under the pseudonym of F.D. Vílliul. (Vílliul being a misspelt version of his patronymic: Víliul) Prince Fíli later on went to publish his thesis under that pseudonym followed by further books analysing, critiquing and explaining various literary works of Erebor and surrounding kingdoms.

Prince Kíli had studied and mastered ballroom dancing when he was 63. (The most interesting part about it is that he studied both roles!) This actually might explain why he had said he doesn’t watch ballroom contest shows. An Ereborean dance school had actually leaked out information that he had enrolled for a course on all of the Ereborean folk dances!

Prince Fíli is seen every year at the Dale and Esgarothean Pride Parades as a member of the crowds, usually he would be in casual clothes (against the dress code of the Royal Family) while waving a pansexual flag among the sea of participants. (This of course, led to everyone that manage to spot him to speculate that he is part of the LGBTQA+ community)

Prince Kíli is actually pretty good at baking all sorts of pastries and other baked yummies! (This hobby started more or less during Captain Frerin’s visit when the former claimant to the throne had taught his nephews how to bake chocolate chip cookies. While Fíli CAN bake, Kíli was the one that developed a strong fondness for the activity.)

Prince Fíli had once been seen frequenting stuffed toy shops by various people. When one brave soul decided to tail the Crown Prince, they found out that the prince makes anonymous donations of toys, money and food to various children’s hospitals.

Prince Kíli is not only good at archery but also at mountain goat racing. Apparently the young prince had developed that fondness the moment he was taught the mechanics of riding goats and this he took to with great gusto.

Prince Fíli on the other hand, was known to join circuit racing and other racing competitions, all the money he wins go to charity. The Crown Prince had joined his first race when he was just 72, he had faked his age and had concealed his face to get in and had won the race. His winnings were donated to women’s and children’s shelters that was renamed to honour Prince Fíli.

Prince Kíli had been the first Ereborean royalty to almost be arrested for something. Catcalling was already illegal in the Woodland Realm, but the young prince had also parked in the wrong place and had been brought to the local city precinct by the officer he had catcalled. Lucky for him, he had diplomatic immunity so he was let off after some heated discussion between Lord Magildur and King Thorin.

Bonus (Comments):

Enjoy the cringing UWU

#tolkien #the hobbit #fili and kili #kili #fili #filipino artist #artists on tumblr #my art #my artwork #middle earth #modern middle earth #middle earth on social media

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lockedloki · 5 years

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Bilbo celebrating your birthday with you would include:

(Happy birthday Megan!💛 May there be many more to come!)

Requested by @reaperswritings

(You two are already married in this au)

You woke up to a delightful breakfast in bed, courtesy of hubby Bilbo

He greeted you with a soft kiss to your forehead as you took in this feast he had prepared for you

Eggs, sausage,bacon, toast, flapjacks, you name it!

To top it all off, he made you tea in your favourite cup (the one with little fishies you two had bought together from a merchant on his way to Erebor after it's reclaiming)

“Happy birthday my sweetest rose,” he says with a little blush and a loving smile.

“Oh, wow, my love? I don't think I'll be able to eat all of this… Join me?”

With little to no hesitation and a chuckle, “Certainly, my dear. We wouldn't want all this amazing food, prepared by yours truly, to go to waste, now would we?”

His ego is certainly still in check…

But his eyes betray his nervousness about you eating his food

He hasn't made flapjacks in so long! What if they're bitter or something?!

Tell him they're yummy, he'll light up like Gandalf's fireworks.

Speaking of the wizard, guess who was (secretly) invited to your birthday party later that day?

Why, none other than the Grey Wizard himself!

And guess who else???

THE ENTIRE COMPANY OF THORIN OAKENSHIELD!

Whilst you are busy catching up with your friends you have come to call family, Mr Burglar sneaks out to make sure all preparations are going exactly to his specifications given three months ago already

(He drives his cousins tasked with overseeing insane with his questions and criticisms. Everything has to be perfect!)

He does however show up back at Bag End covered in flour…

“Oi, mister Boggins, you like like a ghost!”

Very funny, Kíli…

Apparently, his one cousin in charge of the cake had enough of him and doused him in some flour and told him to “get yer ass back home and celebrate her birthday with them and not pestering me!”

But time flies when you're having fun, and before you knew it, the sun was setting and it was time to go get ready for the party

It was HUGE! Bilbo probably invited half the Shire!

Gifts! Little gifts! Big gifts! Everything you can think of!

There was so much dancing! And the dwarves made sure to teach some of the hobbits the more energetic dwarven reels and jig's

But a little thing you forgot to mention to some of your guests who were eagerly chugging down some fine dwarven ale, courtesy of Dwalin and Balin, was that dwarven ale was in general stronger than others…

Oh well

Free entertainment!

After Bilbo gave his never ending speech, the dancing continued at full swing

After you two had each gotten a little slice, you headed down to the edge of the lake hand-in-hand

As you two sat down underneath your favourite tree, Mister “I am never late”'s fireworks lit up the sky in a kaleidoscope of colours and images of daring knights, brave princesses and fierce dragons

Bilbo had decided to give you a delicately wrought bracelet with both your initials on the inside

It was so be aut i fu l

But

BUT

Hobbit tradition (in other words old ladies gossiping in the market) dictates that you have to give others gifts too, not that Bilbo expected you to

So you had one prepared for him!

He was so surprised, but the happy little blush made it clear that he was very happy

As he unwrapped the box, you nervously watched his face for any reaction to his gift

It's

IT'S

it's a kitten?

meow meow!

A little friend to keep him company when he's busy in the study or outside!

So cute!

“Thank you for a marvellous birthday, my love. I hope to spend the rest of them with you as well,” you said as the light reflected off of the lake on your face.

A soft smile graced his face as he set down the kitten in his lap and took your hands in his.

“Not that I'm unthankful or anything, but the greatest gift I have ever been given was your hand in marriage…”

“Mew!”

The End😊

#hobbit #the hobbit #bilbo headcanons #bilbo x reader #bilbo baggins #bilbo #reaperswritings #lockedloki's writing

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shankss-magnificent-ass · 6 years

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Imagine getting stranded with Thorin away from the company

*during a storm in the mountains before the goblin tunnels*

Thorin: we need to find shelter!

Dwalin: what!

You: *is literally standing between them and can't hear any of them*

Fili: this is ridiculous! The wind is so loud!

You and Thorin: *a sudden and violent blast of wind rips the two of you off the ledge and throws you down a ninety feet to the bottom of the crevasse and your fall is cushioned by dense shrubbery*

Kili: Uncle! (Y/n)!

Thorin: *can see them yelling, but can't hear them, so he signs to them to go a head because the wind would make it too dangerous to climb back up and he would catch up to them later.*

The company: *reluctantly leaves*

Thorin: *looks around and notices a cave opening, turns back to you, and says in your ear* stay here, I am going to go check to see if there is anything living in that cave.

*a few minutes later*

Thorin: *signals for you to come into the cave*

You: *once in the cave* hopefully this will give us shelter from the wind, rain, and cold.

Thorin: it should, it's fairly deep, it goes back maybe two hundred feet after a few turns. There is also a few logs, dozens of branches, and a bunch of leaves so we should be able to get a fire going and dry off. *notices his exhausted you look as you stand there shivering in your wet clothes* I'll get the fire going quickly as I can, you fish through my pack for some food. I should have some salted meat, a bag of nuts and dried berries, and a skin of water in there.

*soon as the fire is going*

Thorin: now to get out of these wet clothes *in the middle of stripping when he notices you are standing there unmoving with your eyes downcast* come on, you will get sick if you stay in those wet clothes, I will look away for you to remove your clothes.*turns around*

You: *removes your clothes and sits down facing away from him* I'm done.

Thorin: *Turns around to see your bare back in the flickering fire light as you shiver on the cold, and starts to build an insulating layer of leaves on the ground to form a bed* (y/n) look over here.

You: *glances at him over your shoulder and sees the pile of leaves* you made a nest from the leaves.

Thorin: it should keep us warm. *finishes taking off his clothing*

You: us?

Thorin: yes, us, my nephews would not forgive me if I let you freeze to death on my watch.

You: would you forgive yourself?

Thorin: *softens his expression, closes his eyes, and holds out his hand* no I would not forgive myself, now grab the food and come lie down.

You: *get up, takes his hand and lies down in the leaves*

Thorin: *lies behind you, and covers the two of you with his cloak and curls his arms around you* now, what did you find in my pack, food wise?

You: exactly what you said, and some sweets from my back. *holds a slice of the salted meat over your shoulder for him*

Thorin: how did you know I have a sweet tooth? *bites the meat and tears off a piece*

You: I guessed *bites off your own piece and holds it back to him* I must admit I am very glad I didn't fall alone, I would have frozen to death before morning.

Thorin: is that so? I think you're selling yourself a little short, don't you? *bites off another piece*

You: I would have been too scared and paranoid to remove my wet clothes.

Thorin: well it's a good thing I was here to get you out of them.

You: that and be a hairy personal heater.

Thorin: I am very hairy aren't I? Can I have a few nuts?

You: yeah you have a very nice pelt, and here *holds a handful of nuts to his mouth*

Thorin: yummy

You: you like the flavor of my nuts in your mouth?

Thorin: *pinches your side* minx

#the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #thorin #the hobbit imagine #thorin imagine #thorin oakenshield imagine #thorin x reader #thorin oakenshield x reader #richard armitage #the hobbit x reader #richard armitage x reader #richard armitage imagine #the company #the company imagine #the company of thorin oakenshield #the company x reader #from the depths of the dragon's hoard #tma original #6-4-18

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herbwitchery · 6 years

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#MiddleEarthMarch day 7 : favourite Middle Earth food or drink. Here’s a recipe based on Beorn’s food in The Hobbit I made a few weeks ago. Goat cheese, honey, toasted bread and rosemary. So yummy. 🐐 🍯 🍞 #tolkientribe #tolkien #jrrtolkien #thehobbit #tolkienaddict #tolkienfan #tolkienlover #tolkienreader #book #bookworm #read #reading #readingtime #thorin #thorinoakenshield #gandalf #bilbo #pipe #hobbitpipe #food #beorn #goatcheese #bread #yummy #foodporn #hobbitfood #throrsmap #map #lonelymountain

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rutobuka2 · 7 years

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A short account of the beautiful encounters I had during my trip below!

First, I had the enormous pleasure of meeting with the lovely @pangur-pangur!!! And I can confirm that, as everyone on tumblr already knows, she’s also the nicest, cutest, most lovely person in real life. I lucked out, and we got to spend the entire day together, and I consider that day one of the finest of my entire trip!

Thank you for accompanying me, pangur! We chatted, ate out, etc, etc. She’s so amazing, I could have one entire week with her, that I would still want to spend more time! ;w; ♥

On the next evening, I had the enormous pleasure to eat out with 6 lovely Japanese fans, @robinshideout, @its-a-mountain, @ddigibb, @iwaeur, guramu, and @xxchaddxx!!!

We had a blast, especially because Robin-san so graciously helped me with the translations, so thank you very much again ;o; Robin is a wonderful, beautiful cosplayer, and you should all check their work out here!

Thank you for putting up with my blabbing, as well x3 I loved chatting with you!

Anyway, besides treating me to very yummy food, the fanartists gifted me gorgeous, heart-warming things that I took pictures of. I gave them snacks from my country, and I never expected to actually receive so many unique gifts from them, so I hope you’ll all bear with my gushing, because I want to show them off! They deserve all the attention, and I’m really lucky to own these:

From @its-a-mountain, who wrote me a lovely letter, gave me delicious gummy candy, and made these adorable fabric Thorin and Bilbo!!!

Just look at them!!!! ;~; I’m afraid of using them on my bag or phone because they might fall out, since they’re so adorable and unique! So I hung them on my wall 💕

I want to especially thank Yamada-san since it was through them that I managed to meet so many other artists! They set up a date for us to meet, and took time from their schedule to do so, and I’m eternally grateful!! It was a night to remember! ♥

Next, gifts from the lovely, talented @ddigibb!

I didn’t know they had worked on a comic! I was so happy to receive one, and it was absolutely adorable. I hope you make more of them! I’d love to buy, and read them!!

And yes, they MADE me a hobbit-themed ring. It’s adorable, very well-crafted, and so thoughtful! I even commented that I felt it was my wedding ring to fandom, lol ⭐

From @iwaeur, I got so many comics, and a lovely print! It was such a big surprise, they even translated the pages for me, which was absurdly thoughtful and useful! (and a little sad, the story was so bittersweet ;o;)

They even gave me a copy of a really funny old-style shoujo manga they made of Thorin and Bilbo, it was so great! I was truly spoiled by them ✨✨

I never spoke to Guramu-san, so it was an absolute surprise that they had made me gifts, as well! I was so humbled by it!

They gave me a copy of their comic! It’s incredibly beautiful, their style is absolutely unique, and a little bit eerie, which I actually really appreciate. I hadn’t expected, also, to tear up with the story! It was amazing, thank you for giving me the opportunity to read it. 😭😭

And, you guessed it, they MADE this really interesting and adorable sleeping Bilbo sculpture with biscuit clay, and it did get a little shaken up on the way back home, but it survived! I’ll have to groom the plants a little bit better later, but it’s just amazing how talented they are, and how generous, too!

Next, I was giving a hand-made card by @xxchaddxx!!!!

It’s a pop-up card made with original printed drawings by them, and I nearly cried when I opened it ;_; it was a stab to the heart, and I love it so so much! I’ve always admired their painting, and craftsmanship, so this was an absolute treat. 😭

Also, we had some time to grab a cup of coffee after dinner, so we exchanged a few drawings, and Chadd gave me their first fem!bagginshield drawing ;O; !!!! LOOK AT IT!!!

*dies* 😭😭😭😭😭😭

After that, I met up with @monzerella, who showed me to a Japanese karaoke outing, which was absolutely delightful, and we chatted the entire evening! I couldn’t believe I was meeting such an old fandom friend for the first time, after like 5 years we had promised we’d meet! It was a dream come true, and I was so glad to share thoughts with you 😭 I hope next time we'll spend even more time together!!! You’re gorgeous, and ilu!!

I also met with our own @irrealis !!!! It was great, she treated me to dinner, we salted, chatted, ate cake! I loved it! Thank you so much for the fun evening, I had a wonderful time!! Your work seems super fun, and I was super entertained by you talking about it, so I wish you the best 😁♥

I sort of wanted to draw everyone I met, but since most are shy artists just like me, I thought better of it! Trust me when I say that they were all beautiful and interesting people, and it was a great experience for me to link their internet existences to a real, biological one!

I was the luckiest doge that could ever be, and I’m so glad I could meet everyone on top of having a great holiday. Thanks to everyone who spent time with me, and invested time into making it possible! You’re all the best, and you made me incredibly happy!!! 🌟🌟🌟

#pls don' t rebl og this!#unless you're one of the people mentioned :P #it's like a diary entry lol #but feel free to reply if you want!

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legolaslovely · 5 years

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Does Fili keep his mustache braids for the sole purpose of being pulled on (if you catch my drift 😏)?

MY DUDE. YOU KNOW HE DOES. YUMMY FILI THOUGHTSSSS

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Fili was standing before the large mirror by the window in his chambers. The morning light warmed the skin under his tunic as he readied himself for the day. As always, Kili was lounging on his bed, ruffling the once neatly folded blankets and furs, complaining about Thorin’s love of early meetings.

“I just do not understand why we can’t have meetings after breakfast. After dinner would be even more preferable,” Kili said, flopping over on his back to stare at the ceiling.

Fili chuckled, barely moving his lips as he twisted his mustache into two fine braids. “You’re more productive in the morning, brother.”

Kili yawned for effect, and mumbled on and on about how exhausted he was from the night before. He wondered how Fili was so coherent after all the ale he too had guzzled down at the pub.

It’s not that Fili had stopped listening, but he let his mind drift to the dam he often thought of whenever he had the chance. He could see her in the morning light, smell the scent of her hair, feel her soft grip on his arms...

She would open the door to his chambers, walk straight over to him at the window and place herself in his grasp. Her deft little fingers would twirl his mustache as she smirked at him, glancing at his lips as he tried to hide his smile. Then she’d pull, the slight burn on his skin delicious, earning a growl from low in his throat. She’d glue her soft, enticing lips to his and her hands would move to tangle in his other braids, burying herself deeper in him.

He could feel her body against his- her breasts pressing against his tunic, her hips moving just slightly to create barely enough friction, her strong legs as he fit one of his thighs between them.

When he knew he couldn’t handle another moment, she’d soften her kiss. Her lips would flutter over his face with a feather’s touch. Her hands would fall to his waist as she explored his cheeks, his beard, his jaw with the tip of her nose. His flaming desire would simmer to tender affections until she drew away, again taking his braided mustache in her fingers and meeting his eyes.

She’d say his name. “Fili. Fi.”

“Fi! Have you heard a single word I’ve said?” Kili asked.

Fili whipped his head around to his brother who was now sitting on the edge of his bed. “Of course.” He placed a delicate bead on each of his braids and reached for Kili, pulling him off the bed. “Let’s go, we’ll be late.”

Kili hummed. As they walked to the throne room, he eyed his older brother. “Where’d you go in there? Thinking about her again?”

“Of course not.”

“Yeah, you were. You’re always thinking about her.”

Fili opened the door to the throne room. Before pushing his brother inside, he ruffled Kili’s hair and chuckled at his protests. But Kili was right. She was always on Fili’s mind.

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Thanks, anon, for some inspiration this morning! Hope you enjoy Fili Friday! Please send me more of your thoughts and tag me in Fili things! After all, it’s the best day of the week!

#anon #anonymous #ask #answered #fili #fili friday #mustache braids #yum!#fili x reader #imagine #fili imagine #fili ask

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legolaslovely · 5 years

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A Very Good Thing Part 1

A/N: Hello! Here it is! I’ve been working on this for the past week and am so excited to share it with you guys! I am going to share all the parts at once (because I have no patience) and it will all be on it’s own Masterlist on the link in my bio. Hope you enjoy!

Pairing: Thorin x Reader

Word Count (this part): 1,190

Warnings (for series): fluff, some angst only in one part because I literally CAN’T DO IT

Summary (for series): (Y/N) is sick of her life in a modern city and wishes to live with the characters in her favorite book, The Hobbit. When her wish is granted, will it be all she dreamed of, or will everything fall apart? DUN DUN DUN.

You looked to the clock on your nightstand and groaned. You should be asleep now in order to be ready for another Monday morning at the job you so hated. One more chapter, you thought to yourself as you had many times before.

You turned back to the pages before you and your mind painted scenes of magnificent dragons, valiant dwarfs and a poor, hungry hobbit. You reached the end of the chapter and sighed. If only you could live in that world instead of this one. No one would miss you here anyway.

That night you dreamed of finding friends in Middle Earth, of the sons of Durin succeeding in their quest to take back Erebor from Smaug with you by their side. There would be injuries, sure, but every member of the company would live and the sun would shine on the mountain once more, this time for the rest of its days.

The morning came too soon and your alarm clock screeched in your ear and woke you from your dreams. You did the best you could to look on the bright side. You could make yummy tea for yourself while you sat and read another chapter of your book. You could listen to your favorite song on the train. You could wear your favorite outfit to work even though it often made men stare and call at you on the street. You rolled your eyes. Another day in this god forsaken city.

You jogged down the endless sets of stairs in your elevator-less building while you stuffed your keys in your purse and untangled your headphones. You heard the main door slam behind you and you eyed the last few stone steps as your feet hit them before landing on the sidewalk.

Then, everything around you changed. You were used to this city being weird, but this you couldn’t wrap your head around. You looked up and instead of seeing blue sky and tall buildings, you were surrounded by rock and torch topped pillars. Blinding sunlight was shining from your left and you heard thunderous voices shouting “Victory! We’ve defeated the goblins! Smaug is struck down! Erebor is ours!”

What the absolute fuck is going on? You asked yourself. Did you step out onto a movie set? It wouldn’t be the first time you’d accidentally done that, but you didn’t see any signs posted the day before. Would they really go to this much trouble to build a set in the middle of the street?

You turned around in utter confusion to return to your apartment but the building wasn’t there. Just more rock and pillars. “What-”

“You’re confused?”

You spun to see a tall elderly man dressed in robes and a vast, drooping hat. “Sir Ian Mckellen?”

“No, (Y/N).” He almost seemed disappointed in you. “You know very well who I am.”

“They’re making another Tolkien movie?” You shook your head before he could answer and remembered you had to get to work. “I gotta go, I shouldn’t be here.”

“You’re exactly where you need to be.”

You looked around. You didn’t know which way to go with all this rock around you anyway. “What is going on?”

“You made a wish. I have granted it,” he said as if it was obvious.

Your mind raced to find a rational conclusion. You frantically looked about you and walked toward the bright sunlight until the valley under the mountain came into focus. It was thick with beheaded orc bodies and speckled with smaller, fur covered bodies. The wind blew the metallic smell of blood to your nose and your stomach lurched.

“This isn’t real,” you whispered.

You brought your hand up to shield your nose from the foul air and rough fur tickled your skin. You looked down and saw your clothes had drastically changed from the spring pant suit you were wearing when you had left your apartment. Now, you wore a long tunic and a thick fur coat that was cinched tightly around your waist by a leather belt. It all reminded you of a dream you had had the night before.

The echoes of heavy steps turned your attention to the stairs behind you. Grunts grew louder as they came nearer and you looked to Ian Mckellen in concern. He only grinned at you and deeply nodded his head.

“Erebor is ours, my King,” you heard a voice breathlessly say.

Your heart thrashed in your chest when three dwarfs were revealed as they slowly climbed the last few steps. There was Thorin, exhausted and painted in dirt and blood, being held up by Dwalin and another dwarf of the company- Oin, maybe?

“No need to whisper! Erebor is ours!” Thorin’s deep voice thundered and bounced off the stone walls of the mountain. The effort of his victory call took much out of him.

“Take him to his chambers, he will be attended to there,” Gandalf said.

Thorin’s half lidded eyes rose to Gandalf, but landed on you. “There she is!” he said. He stopped, despite his company members pulling at him and reached a hand to you. “You saved many today, including myself. She is a hero!” He thrust your hand into the air and all around yelled in your honor. “You will be remembered.” He let his brothers in arms assist him to his chambers and all was quiet in the corridor.

You thought again about your dream. You closed your eyes and worked to bring the distant, forgotten thoughts to the front of your mind. You vaguely remember calling to the company, telling them the locations of Fili and Kili with a voice so loud and commanding, it shook your body and made your throat ache. Were they able to save them?

Your thoughts went on. You saw yourself running up and up, feeling your breath heaving until you saw Thorin, blurry in the distance. He was walking along the ice, staring into it, with long and slow strides. You screamed his name and told him to run, but your voice was swallowed by the wind. With the last of your remaining strength, you raced to him, tackled him and pulled him away from the ascending sword. You rolled to safety, but not before feeling your head hit hard against the ice. Though you woke this morning with no headache, you reached up now to feel a large bump on your forehead.

Your eyes widened as you turned to Gandalf. “But it’s not true. I didn’t save anyone.”

“That wound on your head says otherwise.”

“It was a dream! I don’t deserve to be remembered. I’m not brave! I don’t know how to fight anything! It’s all a lie!” Tears welled in your eyes but you blinked them away. You didn’t belong here, you didn’t belong anywhere.

“Then, stay here and live the truth,” Gandalf said.

“No.” Your head dropped and a tear fell and landed on the cold rock. “Can you take me home?”

“I can. But you will be forgotten. Your wish will have never been.”

“So, they won’t remember me?” You looked toward Thorin’s chambers.

“They won’t live.”

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shankss-magnificent-ass · 7 years

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Imagine Thorin quickly learning that the way to your heart is through your stomach

Thorin: here I have a snack wanna share it with me? *holding out an apple slice*

You: *gasps audibly as if this is some momentous gesture and not just an offering apple slices* yes I would love some.

Thorin: *continues to share his food with you for months, slowly realizing he's gained your loyalty, trust, and friendship*

*after he survived botfa*

Thorin: *eating dinner at his desk while reading paper work*

You: *comes in with a book he requested*

Thorin: *realizes he hasn't shared his food with you in months so he holds out his fork with some steak on it for You to see if you still trust him*

You: *without hesitation eats it* yummy, thank you!

#Thorin #Thorin Oakenshield #Thorin imagine #Thorin Oakenshield imagine #Thorin x reader #Thorin Oakenshield x reader #the hobbit #the hobbit imagine #tma original #11-15-17

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