Me shaking Eddie by the shoulders: eddie, eddie the tickets were sold out for WEEKS. he got two tickets and instead of asking literally anyone he asked YOU who he just met. eddie he's taking you out on a date. eddie you have a husband go back to him eddie. you have a kid together don't do this to them eddie

at this point is whole stadium karaoke with no rhythm guitar an option

I JUST REALISED THAT ITS NO LONGER CANON THAT MIKES FACE COULD LIGHT UP A ROOM

Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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a few months ago giffy was like "haha hear me out, what if tattoo au" and then we blacked out and talked about nothing else for like three weeks

anyway in light of these recent foreign policy related events that somehow were triggered by the fucking eurovision song contest, maybe this is appropriate

(if you’re confused, here’s a lengthy explanation: https://www.tumblr.com/holyprincenerd/717431013684445184/yes-yes-rigged-this-cha-cha-that-but-please-lets?source=share)

How you doin

Swedes upgraded the concept of the bloc voting to the next level and voted for their neighbors in their own national selection

I keep thinking of the Harrington Bros and Livvy losing Maggie in the city when they’re teens 😆

Byler Week Day 4 — Summer Love

you say 'summer love' and my mind immediately goes to Teen Beach Movie 🤷‍♂️

It's crazy how much of your bad faith interpretations get support in the community just because you're wordy af. Like off course no one is going to point out how you twist and misscontruct characters (women mostly) because you will respond with a 2k words dissertation on how you're so obviously objectibly right.

But hey, that's what brings you happiness, and like a few hundred eat up all you serve constantly so.... Keep it up!

Thanks! I will!

I hope you don't mind a word of advice: it sounds like you're very upset that I, as someone who enjoys writing 2k word dissertations, am not writing pieces that support your personal opinions. You also seem to assume everyone who agrees with me is a mindless drone dazzled by 2k words which, in the scheme of things, isn't terribly long.

I wonder if you're not getting the attention you seem to feel entitled to and bitter that I'm receiving because when people disagree with you, rather than writing something that calmly expresses your opinion with evidence and structured arguments, you blame me for pulling a Rasputin on the fandom or something. It's interesting, isn't it? If you blame the mere fact that I exist while holding an opinion you don't like for why you don't write, you never have to actually put in the effort to write. You never actually have to structure an argument - an exercise that, when done properly, forces you to consider if you might be wrong. That's convenient for you, isn't it?

I went into the new Night Vale episode honestly thinking they were going to pull another "what do you mean the previous episode ended on a cliffhanger no no nothing happened" and we wouldn't hear of Kevin or the Boy in at least two years.

And then the episode was titled "He is still holding a knife" XD

Daniel Radcliffe & Emma Watson: trans people deserve to be treated as people

jk rowling: WHAT THE FUCK did anyone hear that?? they just said that MINORS should be FORCED to go on HORMONES!!! think of the WOMEN!! think of the DETRANSITIONERS!!! I'm literally their boss they're not allowed to say that?!? how dare they disagree with me?!?!

Daniel Radcliffe & Emma Watson: uh we worked for you when we were children and also we didn't say that

jk rowling: haha good fucking try i will NOT forgive you no matter what you try to do you can keep begging but it is TOO LATE! i bet you're devastated now!

Daniel Radcliffe: cool i think i should go now, i have to be at the Hudson theater to perform in Merrily we roll along as Charley Kringas, I'm a Broadway star now by the way, I'm best friends with Jonathan Groff and Lindsay Mendez

Emma Watson: I don't have time for this either, bye

jk rowling: see? they're nothing without me. I hurt them so bad with this one. I'm going to log on twitter and cry about trans people existing all day again while no one is buying my new terf books because they hate me so much! clearly I'm the vitcim here

Jumping up and down in the air after I saw the new tommyinnit video I support this man's call out era

the pipeline from unhinged and scrungly mess alec hardy to feral and miserable anthony 'just one nomination' crowley isn't that long when you think about it but it proves that at least one crucial ingredient was a batshit welshman and tbh that should merit its own lifetime achievement award

Can we please not use this leak as an excuse to spread the "Neil is homophobic" bullshit again? Like I'm not trying to say that he has handled this situation perfectly but let's not pretend that this is anything other than a writer getting mad that his story is not being told the way he wants it to be. Let's not forget that he literally wrote the script, m'kay?