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inf3ct3dd · 3 months

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loser!ellie headcanons pt.6

summary: ellieeee my chiquitita my baby my love

warnings: none :3

authors note: ik yall missed herrrr

masterlist. help palestine.🇵🇸

- ellie tries to be soooo cool and wear her cool people jackets (leather jackets, canvas, those carhartt hoodie jackets etc) but they’re very not helpful against the cold and you’ll be out with her and shes just SHIVERING the whole time…

- she’s obsessed w those “general knowledge quizzes” on tiktok. that girl is a hoe for trivia she’s sitting on her bed at three in the morning saying her answers OUT LOUD while she watches them. she gets so upset when she gets literally any wrong… “man…im not a quiz master 🙁”

- ik in the games she walks around with her little journal and shit but i feel like shes definitely jus constantly typing shit in her notes app… random thoughts and jokes and shit that she most definitely shows you at the end of the day

- she barely ever baby talks to babies… she’ll go up to a baby and just be like “wassup dude” and have a full blown conversation with him while the babies just sitting there babbling and giggling at her

- thinks those “im nothing like yall” slideshows r so hilarious…. like you’ll be on the couch and she’s just giggling at her phone at paracetamol 😞

- references the most niche memes ever constantly and literally googles them to explain herself. you guys went camping and she said “boy you want hot dog” and you were like ????

- so strangely particular about how her stuff is arranged 😭 her desk looks like an absolute hot mess 90% of the time but SHE UNDERSTANDS IT and if u try and organize it for her she just puts it back how it was

- always says “guys” and “yall” when she’s talking to literally one person. and CHAT. she just constantly adds it into conversation like “chat how are you today”

- loves asking if things are “fire.” she’ll cook you something and you take a bite and shes like “is that shit fire???” she has to know

- obsessed with “i barely know her” jokes. the second someone says something ending in er shes like “rider??? i barely know her!!” and she’s laughing her ass off

- that girl will go HAM on some mac and cheese. but it can only be really good baked mac or the shitty kraft mac and cheese. she puts like- hella pepper and red chili flakes in it and eats it straight out of the pot 🔥 its always at like three in the morning and you just walk in the kitchen to her with a pot in her lap watching glee or some shit

- SPEAKING. OF. glee is most definitely one of her guilty pleasure shows…like shes rewatched it a million times and glee cast was one of her top artists on apple music wrapped

- shes an apple music user. send tweet.

- got yelled at by an old lady once cuz she picked her flowers out of her front yard and gave them to you

- when i tell you that girl goes ham on those tiny clementines… she’ll eat like 10 in one day and theres just PEELS. EVERYWHERE.

- also she fw grapes heavy. especially green grapes (shes a weird little freak red grapes are so much better)

- OBSESSED WITH THOSE BLIND BAG SHITS. especially mini brands oh my god she definitely has the whole lil grocery store set and she’s so obsessed with it.

- her house slippers are definitely just a pair of crocs with the fur inside and a bunch of stupid ass jibbits. she buys the mega packs off amazon and changes them whenever shes bored

- has SO MANY drafts on tiktok and they’re all her trying filters staring at the screen like 😯

- most annoying person to sleep next to ever . snoring, sleep talking, moving around CONSTANTLY and hitting you accidentally, the only way she sleeps peacefully is if you’re holding her or she’s holding you, otherwise shes insane

- weirdly into linguistics…that girl is using humongous words for no good reason just for fun and half the time she has no idea what they mean and when she googles them and shes right about the definition she does that little fist pump and “fuck yes”

- speaking of. that girl is SPEEDRUNNING DUOLINGO . she’s fluent in (bad spaniard) spanish from it, and just learns random languages for fun. you speak a different language? she’s learning it immediately. definitely leaves notes for you in random languages she learned and you have to pull out a translator to understand wtf shes talking about… she also sleep talks in spanish sometimes and its so funny

- loves trying out different recipes…like i said my girl is a CHEF she will be at home fucking up a salmon bake she made and making you homemade pho for dinner

- had a phase when she was younger when she was really into the la bamba movie and dressed like richie valens for two years

- also cried so hard when she watched selena with you…that girl was devastated 💔 every time she hears “dreaming of you” she almost sheds a tear

“when that yolanda bitch gets out of prison….im shooting someone . its obvious who its gonna be.”

- she definitely begged joel to buy her a gun for christmas and he would take her to the range all the time so she can SHOOT. that girl is goated at lazer tag she gets down…does not play

- thought that candy cigarettes were the coolest thing ever when she was little… everywhere she went she had one hanging out of the side of her mouth and shed hold them between her fingers like they do in movies. if you two go to a candy shop shes for sure buying a pack

#loser!ellie #ellie williams x reader #ellie x reader #ellie x y/n #ellie x fem reader #ellie x you #ellie williams #ellie williams x you #ellie the last of us #ellie tlou

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uluvjay · 4 months

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Happy birthday sir- L. Hamilton

| social media au!

| Lewis Hamilton X Wife! Reader

Warnings?; None really, pregnancy, and being severely rushed😭

Y/nHamilton

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Y/nHamilton Wishing my love the happiest of birthdays today🤍. Lewis life with you is everything I’ve ever wanted, I’m beyond blessed to be able to call you my husband and have our small family. You’re the best husband and fur dad that anyone could ever ask for. With much love from the wife and Roscoe, happy 39th baby🥂.

User IT IS SIR’S BIRTHDAY

User Happy birthday to the goat🙏🏻

LewisHamilton Thank you my love🤍

User 🥹🥹

User my parents fr

User I want what they have

GeorgeRussell Happy birthday to the old man!😂

Twitter

#lewis hamilton x you #lewis hamilton x reader #lewis hamilton imagine #lewis x reader #lewis hamilton #formula one fluff #formula 1 #for

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completeoveranalysis · 5 months

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NEW FAVOURITE COVER?

NEW FAVOURITE COVER!

Chapitre 201 - The Truth from within the Ruins

Oh this is just beyond gorgeous. Who can stand against the pure concentrated adorable that is Tsubasa Babies Family Photo? Now with all four of them!

I’m in love with all the tiny details that they clearly spent so long on - all the lovely folds of Sakura’s dress, the intricate detailing on Fai’s robe and staff. Lava Lamp is in his ceremonial garb, and tiny Kurogane IN HIS FANCY LITTLE OUTFIT. (AND HIS POSTURE? GET OUT. Incredible)

Kurogane doesn’t have Ginryuu yet (since this is Happy Childhood AU, so his father will still have it. Still has the moon though!) but Lava Lamp has the Syaoran Family Sword all ready to go. His outfit would be incomplete without it - they’re all wearing clothing from their home worlds, or maybe their families? I’m technically not sure which world Lava Lamp comes from, but his outfit is Family Legacy all the way down. I’m dying to know if Fai’s outfit is in the style of Seresu or Valeria - I don’t think they’re all that different, but I think I would put my money on Valeria based on the position of the fur and the curl motif. In which case it’s fun for me that his Happy Family AU is in Valeria instead of with Ashura. (sorry not sorry Ashura get fucked)

I suppose in this version he never had reason to leave Valeria in the first place, so it’s a very nice touch that the outfit doesn’t immediately resemble the clothing he wore in his backstory, since that’s all so closely linked to the death of his twin, who would be alive here. Very nice visual choices all around, especially with each of them in their own unique colour pallette. Oh, and even with the colour differences they all have bits of yellow somewhere on them, showing their connection.

The left/right split between them is really fun too - sword wielders on one side, phenomenally powerful magic users on the other, cats vs dogs, unique child/parent pairings, etc. It’s very funny to me that they found a super fancy chair for Sakura and a cushion for Kurogane, but nothing for the other two. But Fai draping himself over the chair is such an incredible piece of character flair, which I am in love with, but also, the TOUCH? The little touch of tiny hands? Sakura reaching back to put her hand on the back of Fai’s? Tiny Lava Lamp’s little grip on Kurogane’s arm? OH it’s so touching.

And behind them all? THAT WINDOW. Such a clear symbol positioned directly in the centre frame. At first I thought it might be an eye, but this is Happy Family AU so there should be no Evil Wolverine to spy on them. What I’m voting on instead is CLAMP playing with Tarot symbols again and this being the Wheel of Fortune, or a similar idea of a wheel of destiny. They use the latter idea a lot in their earlier works (RG Veda and X/1999 say hi), but I think the tarot symbol in particular really shines through with the ideas they’re playing with in Tsubasa/xxxHolic, and has a very strong parallel to the idea of hitsuzen.

After some much safer googling it looks like the “Wheel of Fortune” in Tarot can mean change or cycles or inevitable fate, but on the flipside could also be lacking control. I think the reversed meaning of the card really speaks to me the most about their situation in general, as it describes bad luck and misfortunes thrust upon you from external forces, that you are fighting to take control back from an unwinnable situation. That fighting it is impossible, that continuing to fight it can only bring more suffering, and that the only option is to let it go. To stop blaming yourself for the thing you did wrong, or the thing that you think was your fault. To forgive yourself, to accept it all, to let yourself move on, to accept that change is inevitable, and to finally be able to move forward and just let everything happen.

Because if that’s not exactly the whole situation we are in I don’t know what is. It’s a mirror for the things that Fai and Kurogane have already been through, and for what Lava Lamp Guy is still currently fighting, and CLAMP love to do drop these symbols all the time.

And this is a bit of a tangent but who’s gonna stop me? Clamp LOVE their tragic destiny pairs, especially in their early works - the couples deeply love but also cursed by fate, like Kendappa and Souma, Ashura and Yasha (flavoured differently in RG Veda, but still fitting this cycle again in Tsubasa), Subaru and Seishirou, Sorata and Arashi (unfinished), Kamui and Fuuma, etc. The characters who are so different from each other, so diametrically opposed, but in love still, and it burns so strong that they either have to kill each other or let the world burn around them - or both! They’re always fighting destiny, just like the reversed wheel of fortune, and they fight it to the point of obliteration.

AND THEN we have Tsubasa, and I think it’s so endlessly interesting that they took the same pattern and turned it around. Syaoran and Sakura definitely fit the theme (and wild that they took the Cardcaptor Sakura happy couple deliberately to make the most universe shattering tragedy out of it, but I still haven’t seen how their story ends, whether one will have to tragically die to save everything or whether they’ll get out somehow). But what I mostly want to talk about (surprise surprise) Kurogane and Fai, who fit the pattern exactly. Complete opposites, diametrically opposed, set up as antagonists and destined to kill each other but fall in love instead. That they both fight against the tragic pasts that defined them and eventually change their mind. Eventually, slowly, they accept love again and realise that they can actually live with themselves and each other if they let it all go.

And I think what really gets me is that if this was an earlier Clamp work they absolutely would have tragically died - they would have killed each other in the climax of Seresu and it would have been beautiful and terrible and no-one ever would have ever emotionally recovered from the complete and utter devastation.

BUT THEY DIDN’T.

CLAMP spend all of Tsubasa revisiting all their old works, taking us through a parade of the various tragedies they’ve sung across the years, all leading up to them ultimately breaking their own pattern and letting Fai and Kurogane save each other from the same Clamp fate that claimed every tragic pair before them. They choose each other and get out alive. They stop blaming themselves for the unchangeable parts of destiny and finally forgive themselves. And it’s just very emotional to me that it’s these two that make it, these two that get to recover and choose each other and live their lives inseparable from this point on. The two that had arguably the most tragic backstories also get to face their trauma, survive, and live.

And it’s just so beautiful to see how the CLAMP storytelling method has changed over the years, and to find out that after all these years, the big destiny story they really wanted to tell in their longest and most detailed work was about the two men who fell in love, against all odds and saved each other. Despite absolutely everything saying that it should be impossible, it’s Kurogane and Fai that finally flip the tarot card back around and live.

And I’m extremely interested in what this means for Lava Lamp and Not!Sakura.

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smallghostcorner · 9 months

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Barnaby cg headcannons feat! big sib Wally Darling

Barnaby:

Trained service dog, medical alerts to be specific

Bubble pipe

"Bubba" "pop" "papa"

"Little pup" "baby" "little man/one/girl"

Does funny voices when he reads you a story

"Do you wanna cuddle?" "Here pup i got some crayons!" "Do you want to play in the neighborhood?"

Pretty active but also a home body

loves taking you to the park

"Do you want some spots like papa? I'll get the face paint!"

Bone teethers, puppy stuffies, colorful gear

Great with pet regressors too!

His hugs make you feel so small cuz he's so big!

Softest fur

Blue doggy onesie for you to match!

Wally Darling:

Disabled(heart problems, fainting disorder, ambulatory wheelchair user. no i do not care that "He's a puppet" and "He cant be disabled")

4-9 age range

Voluntary and involuntary

Loves to draw/color/doodle in littlespace

Babbles A LOT

Still uses pacis even though he's a bit older

Loves to cuddle, with lil sibs, big sibs, cgs EVERYONE

Has playdates with the other regressors in the neighborhood

Plays with super colorful baby toys

Paci kisses

SO MANY STUFFIES

#age regressor #agere little #agere blog #boy agere #sfw little post #sfw littlespace #sfw agere #sfw age regression #age regression #welcome home agere #cg! Barnaby #big sib! Wally Darling #agere headcanons #little! Wally Darling

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earthtoharlow · 1 year

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YOUINSTA

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yourinsta: I love having a photographer boyfriend

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user: a photographer WHAT?!!!

user: just fell to my knees

jackharlow: purr slay werk it 💅

user: this dress tho??? 😭

user: they don’t deserve you

urbanwyatt: 💦 🐟

user: goals

URBANWYATT

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urbanwyatt: The garden still private ⛲️

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user: ⛲️⛲️

druski: why did y/n get a custom coat and not me???

yourinsta: they like me better than you 💋

urbanwyatt: well… 😬

druski: I’ll remember this

user: I love that y/n has the fur on the hood!

user: we don’t even get content from y/n and we have to rely on this guy to post photos of her 😭

user: also how does she know these people

user: you know celebrities be friends with everyone

user: anyone here from that y/n is dating someone in PG thread 🫣🤣

YOURINSTA

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yourinsta: I just hope both teams have fun

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user: baby’s first football game

user: GO! SPORTS

jackharlow: 🤦🏻‍♂️ you started cheering for the wrong team

yourinsta: not my fault they had the hotter players

urbanwyatt: no only Chelsea FC can have fun 🙄

yourinsta: damn y’all sport fans strict asf

gigihadid: you look beautiful 😍

user: loving this random friendship, it’s camp

user: maybe that thread is right, I’m starting to connect the dots ☠️

YNSOURCE

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ynsource: Y/N recent IG stories. Everyone wish Y/N good luck!

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user: she’s gonna make that runway her bitch

user: Urby 🤗

user: good luck y/n! Urban is such a good friend!

user: she should date him tbh, no one seems to care for her more 🤷🏽‍♀️

URBANWYATT

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urbanwyatt: I’m so happy this woman came into my life. She deserves to know that, although I have already told her plenty of times. Never have i met someone so caring and selfless. Happy birthday to my treacherous twin 🤞🤸

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user: aaaah this is so sweet

user: favorite besties!!!

yungskylark: happy birthday to the homie! yourinsta🫡

user: this picture kinda intimate but we thank you for blessing us with this photo 🫶

user: just fuck already!!

youinsta: urban, I adore you 🥹

user: do we need to leave you two alone?

jackharlow: everyone say thank you Jack for all of us becoming friends

yourinsta: no 🙄

URBANWYATT

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urbanwyatt: you caught us, you caught us red handed

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user: 😭😭😭

user: not a twitter thread exposing them

user: yall were not good at hiding

yourinsta: world worst kept secret

jackharlow: i'm just glad they stopped thinking it was me

yourinsta: you weren't even suspect number one... jackharlow: well I could've been!

cozane: ugh fucking finally

user: ADORABLE

user: I'm so happy for them 😭

user: everyone make sure to say thank you harlowsthot on twitter 😂

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fc was requested by anon whose message I accidently deleted, ily 🫶

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linorangge · 2 years

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Lee Know as Your Boyfriend ! <3

(keep in mind this is a head canon !) requested by anon

how you met:

- minho still liked to attend and give dance lessons every now and then despite already being well versed in his area of expertise

- your first time at the studio happened to be during one of the few lessons he was giving

- you immediately found him v attractive but tried to be focused during the lesson

- after the lesson was over you got the guts to talk to him and ask him for tips

- he was v professional and completely genuine in the advice he was giving u

- like a month went by where you didn’t see him again

- and when u did you asked him for advice on footwork

- he asked if u were new to dancing since he remembered u from last time

- “yes”

- “oh wow I couldn’t tell haha”

- big ego booster on your end lol

- he taught u a few moves and then u guys attended a lesson that was going on at the time

- over time he started to attend the studio more and more often

- u thought maybe because his passion for dancing had grew

- his passion was never-ending, he mostly went to see you

- he taught you the choreo to maniac within the span of a few weeks

- over that time u rlly started hitting it off

- so much that u began to hang out outside of the studio and dancing

- u got to know his personality which u grew fond of

- u guys went to lots of street food places

- bro was trying so hard to put u on tteokbokki

- you were v sure he didn’t feel the same

- until he popped the question out of the blue

- “we should go on a date”

- “HUH”

- “we don't have to if ur not interested”

- “nono! im interested”

- a day was set

- and after a few more dates

- he asked you to be his girlfriend at a book store in samseong-dong

lee know as your boyfriend:

- lots of playful teasing

- loves to annoy you

- it’s hard to stay mad at him when he annoys u enough

- he loves making you laugh until you cry

- loves seeing you smile

- he’ll do literally ANYTHING to make you happy

- very passionate about your relationship

- he’s not v expressive thru his words

- still v affectionate

- gives tight hugs especially when he greets u

- kisses ur hair a lot?

- he has the tendency to push ur hair behind ur ears when ur talking

- uses pics of soonie doongie and dori as reaction pics when u text

- such a hard ass emoji user pls

- “im gonna pick up lunch 🍱 do u want anything ? 😘😋”

- “no thx babe enjoy ur meal :)”

- “ok 👍 love u bebi ❤️🫂”

- AUGHHHH minho best bf

- pet names…. baby(or bebi/bb), honey, bun

- the type to pull up to ur place randomly

- if u were to give him a key he’d let himself in and just chill there until u got home

- so unserious jfc

- when u need him to be tho he’ll straighten up

- when u need to sit down and talk he’ll be so attentive

- will give u his full 100% attention if u ask for it

- strokes the back of ur hand when ur feeling nervous

- omg pda…

- not v into it

- most is the reg hand holding and subtle hugging

- in private… back hugs r often his fav excuse to be constantly touching u

- for sure the clingy boyfriend in priv

- ass slaps ofc

- not even subtle either

- literally winds it up and makes a show of it

- at some point u got so used to it you just let him instead of dodging

- skz think ur v much his perfect much

- when u go out with minho and the members it’s like the energy in the room is somehow heightened

- they see the way he’s become slower to anger/irritate

- he’s more tolerant

- skz love him either way but you walking into his life was for sure a plus

the first time i love you was said:

- you said it first

- you went on a week trip to a fishing resort with his parents and him

- in short u left a good impression

- on the last two days of the trip u went back to minho’s childhood home to meet soonie doongie and dori

- minho and u were playing w them

- giving treats, playing with them, showing off tricks

- soonie was half asleep in your lap, and u were stroking his fur

- lino was putting on a show of holding dori and pretending to talk to u thru her

- “ur so pretty y/n”

- and then lino turned dori to face him

- “i totally agree dori ur so right”

- u laughed softly before saying it

- “i love you”

- and he turned to you kinda surprised

- “me or her?” (in reference to dori)

- “you, dummy”

- “oh… i love you too baby :)”

- and then he put dori down and leaned in to give u a long kiss

- this might be extra long

- but it’s bc he’s my bias (like no one could tell)

- almost all the members have been requested :)

- thx for the asks, i’ll get to them when i can :)

- luv u bye

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chuuyrr · 2 years

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HAHA- THIS TIME HAS FINALLY COME!!! que the Villian laughter

Evil prodigy baby fushiguro Scarlet! As the apprentice of the Demon Fyodor (lol imagine the chaos)

so in this universe, there are curse users and gifted users. Curse users are not known in the public (since they use it to kill curses) but gifteds are the ones publicly known(they can't see curses).

"So you see curses huh?"

"Mister? Why are you not frightened?"

"Well... I know that they exists"

"How so? Can you see them too? Are you a curse user like my family? But I don't anything from you...so you must be a gifted, but how, non-sorceress don't know the existence of curse users?."

"Humans are foolish and sinful creatures arent they?"

"You still haven't my question."

"How about mentor you, I'll tell you everything you need to know"

scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader meets fyodor dostoevsky

jujutsu kaisen x reader x bungou stray dogs

masterlist of the series

╰➤ CW(s): possible spoilers for bungou stray dogs and jujutsu kaisen, mentions of scarlet witch's powers, cursed spirits, soft! fyodor(?), reader's suguru geto moment lmao

╰➤ PAIRING(s): platonic! bungou stray dogs x reader (fyodor x child! reader and etc ), platonic! jujutsu kaisen x reader (dad! gojo satoru x child! reader and etc.)

i love this request so much ☆_☆ tbh i had fun writing this one, thank you so much for requesting and for being patient, enjoy ♡

before you read: the setting of this request is similar to my tokyo revengers x jujutsu kaisen wherein mikey and reader are together. curse users exist in the bungo stray dogs world; meaning there are cursed spirits and cursed energy, and reader-chan is also going to be familiar with the armed detective agency because gojo knows them and has connections with them for plot reasons, it's a jjk x bsd crossover after all

this world of yours is divided into two: curses and gifteds. curse users, unlike gifted people, are unknown to the general public, and while gifted people are powerful forces to be reckoned with, they cannot see cursed spirits; the apparitions born from cursed energy from negative emotions common in society, such as fear, grief, and anger. it was said that if the amount of cursed energy is greater than a certain threshold, the person gains the ability to see curses.

this was not the case for you, however. you weren't born with cursed energy, but you could see curses, so you didn't fit into the gifted category either. you didn't just have one ability; you had many. you didn't belong in either of those worlds.

you were certain that gifted people were unaware of curses. even dazai and the rest of the armed detective agency doesn't know a thing or two about them even with your adoptive dad's, gojo satoru, familiarity and connection with the organization, but that until you met a one-of-a-kind man while you were in yokohama, spending time with dazai, atsushi and kunikida.

the three detectives were babysitting you together as asked by the president and gojo himself when you accidentally drifted away from them in the busy streets of yokohama after getting distracted by a cursed spirit you saw.

"[name]-chan? [name]-chan's gone!"

"what? weren't you just holding her hand?!"

"aish, gojo-kun is going to kill us for losing her."

so, while your dazai-nii, sushi-nii, and uncle kunikida were in a full-blown panic, you had ended up in a secluded area in yokohama as you giddily chased after the curse, thinking it was playing a game of tag with you (but really it was afraid of you and your powers). while you were running up and about, you ended up running straight into a tall figure.

"oof!" you fell to your bum from the impact afterwards.

"are you okay, little one?"

you lifted your head upwards to see a tall and slim young man with long dark messy hair that reaches his shoulders, dressed in a buttoned white shirt and white pants; accompanied by a long black coat with white fur, and an ushanka hat, but you couldn't help but stare into his sharp yet deep purple eyes as he bent down to you, extending a gloved hand towards you.

"i'm okay.." you blinked profusely at him before accepting his hand that helped pull you back up on your feet and dust your clothes.

you immediately stood on the tip of your toes, trying to find the cursed spirit your were supposedly 'playing' with past the man you had bumped into since you really wanted to befriend the thing and you found it floating behind him, as if to hide from you.

"so, you see curses huh?"

your eyes widened at his question. you immediately turned your attention back to the man only to see him giving you a closed-eye smile.

"huh? mister?" you were baffled. "you're not scared of them?"

you watched him chuckle softly at your little reaction and questioned as he squatted down to your height, beckoning you to come towards him, which you did. "well, because i know curses exist."

his response immediately caught your attention, "but how? can you see curses too? like that one behind you? are you a curse user like my family?" you questioned, eyes lighting up with interest. "but i don't sense any cursed energy from you, so you must be a gifted then, like dazai-nii."

so, you knew about dazai osamu too.

how interesting, he thought.

the man didn't think it would be this easy to gather information from a child like you. he had been watching you for some time now, when you were zooming off the streets, chasing something that cannot be seen by people. he proceeded to stare at your thinking expression, face adorably scrunched up.

"but if you are a gifted, then how do you know about curses? daddy told me that non-sorcerers don't know curses exists. they can't see them.." you furrowed your brows, tapping your chin with your index finger.

"humans are foolish and sinful creatures, aren't they? they know nothing about the curses being born from their negative emotions. fear, grief and anger. they are the reason curses exists," he drew a sigh from his breath and shook his head. "the reason why curse users are forced to constantly fight for them every single time, yeah?"

you puffed your cheeks up as you gazed at him, "you still haven't answered my question, mister."

he simply smiled at you as your gaze softened. this man wasn't wrong. curses do exist because of people, which means that the two go hand in hand whether you like it or not, because people will always exhibit negative emotions. the cursed energy emitted by humans accumulates like sediment until a cursed spirit is born from the collective negative energy. curses born from strong feelings directed toward a specific aspect are particularly potent.

according to gojo, the greater humanity's fear and anger directed at cursing a specific aspect of the world, such as natural disasters, the more powerful curses from those negative emotions will be. so, technically speaking, people are to blame for the curses that your family has to exorcise every single day.

maybe you could change that? a world without non-sorcerers doesn't seemed that bad.

"i'm correct, aren't i? i have feeling you and i are thinking of the same thing. a world free of sin sounds like good, doesn't it? no more cursed spirits, no more gifteds either." he tipped his head to the side, extending a hand towards you, ruffling your hair affectionately, which you nodded in agreement with. "how about i mentor you?"

"mentor me? what does that mean?" you asked, clearly unfamiliar what the word stands for.

"i"m going to teach and tell you everything you need to know." he explained, drawing back his hand. "i see potential in you and there are many things that you have yet to know."

"so, you're going to be just like my daddy to gumi-nii and his friends?" a naive yet excited smile graced your lips. "he's a teacher at jujutsu tech who teaches them curses and stuff."

"such a clever girl. of course, just like a teacher." he nodded his head, clapping his hands to cheer and praise you.

god you were so gullible. everything was already falling into place for him. he didn't think gaining your trust would be this easy. he didn't even have to manipulate you to believe in him.

you giggled rather fondly as he stood up on his feet and picked you up in his arms which you happily obliged and clung to him as he carried you, just like how dazai and gojo would. "the name's fyodor dostoevsky." he introduced himself. "may i ask for yours, little one?"

"i'm [name], fushiguro [name]!" you introduced yourself next.

"nice to meet you, [name]-chan. i think we'll get along pretty well." fyodor chuckled softly as he began to whisk you away somewhere far unbeknownst to you and your supposed family-figures and babysitters.

"where are we going, fyodor-sensei?" you quipped, already forgetting that you had ran off and that dazai and the others were worried by now.

"ah, well. i figured that it'd be best if you were to meet some of my friends as i mentor you." fyodor answered vaguely in response. "i promise you, little one. you'll like it. it will be a place for you to belong. a place where your gift will be more of use. a place where you will be looked after with utmost care."

"oh, and, fyodor-sensei sounds a bit too much. fyodor-nii will do—just like dazai-nii." he said in addition which you nodded in understanding.

"okay, fyodor-nii!" you chimed rather happily.

little did gojo, the rest of the jujutsu sorcerers and the armed detective agency knew that day was going to be the last time they'd see you again as gojo's precious little kikufuku, and well, literally speaking. they never saw you again after that day. fyodor had no intention of returning you to any of them the moment he made his move to intentionally bump into you in order to confirm his research about a special gifted child with near god-like abilities who was said to be the scarlet witch, but rather to make you his apprentice and share his goal.

this is only the beginning of the chaos that is yet come in the worlds of jujutsu and gifted detectives and mafias.

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•••••READ PINNED POST••••• I see you have found your way to my blog. This Tumblr Blog exists for ME, so if there’s something you don’t like on this Blog, you’re more than welcome to not follow me. In order to speak to me, & to hopefully answer some questions before they are asked, I’ve given you some information on who I am as a Person. After you read that, you’ll be able to see MY BLOG RULES & some photos:)

****Basic Information****

- 💜Cecelia💜

- 33 years on Earth

- California Born, Iowa Living

- 4’11/58 inches tall/147.32 centimeters tall

- Married 9 years, together for 13💍

- 3 Children, oldest to youngest:

Christine - 15

Lily - 10

Jack - 7

****I AM****

- Permanently Disabled

- Mental Health Advocate

- Chronically Physically & Mentally ill

- Bi-Sexual

- Polyamorous (Not Interested)

- I stand up for Black Lives Matter. ��🏿

- Feminist

- Equality For Everyone

- No-one is an “Alien” in any Country! Its everyone’s world, not just yours!

- I believe in God for my own Spiritual Reasons, and I 100% Support People that do not.

****My Animals****

- 1 Horse: April, Mare, American Quarter Horse, Black-Bay, lived to be 33, passed in 2001. 🪽

- 2 female Cats: Athena & Quinn

- 1 Male Cat: Deckster (rip) 🪽

- 3 dogs:

Lilo - Dachshund/Chihuahua, Female, lived to 11 years old, passed away in 2022. 🪽 🐾

Stitch - Beagle, Male, 3 years old as of August 2023.

Ohana: Beagle/Dachshund, Female,born March 5, 2023.

- 15 Fur Grand Babies, 8 have entered Heaven 🪽

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magical-oppas · 7 months

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Trying to sneakily start a questions chain so we can all get to know each-other a bit better in the F1blr universe!

- Name (or what you want to be called on tumblr)

- Where are you from?

- Where do you live?

- Any pets?

- Favorite driver(s) currently on the grid, and why?

- Favorite driver(s) not currently on the grid and why?

- Favorite romantic driver pairing(s) (e.g. Maxiel, Carlando)

- Driver you’re most attracted to physically

- Driver whose personality you like best

- Favorite driver friendship(s)

- Favorite team principal

- Favorite team

- Least favorite team, if any

- Driver(s) you dislike, if any

- If you’re a fic writer: if you could only write about one f1 pairing for the rest of your life who are you choosing?

Please send this to 10 (or more!) other F1 tumblr users that you love and want to get to know better 🫶💜

Oooh this looks fun!

-Name (or what you want to be called on tumblr)

Mint

- Where are you from?

Sweden baby ;)

- Where do you live?

Stockholm, born and raised here so I've never moved cities.

- Any pets?

Nope, fur allergies and I hate reptiles

- Favorite driver(s) currently on the grid, and why?

Both Ferrari drivers because I'm a Ferrari fan

Both McLaren drivers because how can you dislike Oscar and Lando

And Max because he's my pookie

- Favorite driver(s) not currently on the grid and why?

Nico Rosberg because I live for pettiness and drama

- Favorite romantic driver pairing(s) (e.g. Maxiel, Carlando)

Putting a disclaimer here because tumblr is actually insane these days, this is just for FUN. This is about playing around with dynamics! No one is claiming any of these pairings to be real! No one is shoving any fanfiction or fan art down any drivers throat!

With that said, Lestappen probably has a better story line than most romance novels. And Landoscar is just so cute. I'm also big on Carlando.

- Driver you’re most attracted to physically

Lando Norris and Carlos Sainz. The duality of man.

- Driver whose personality you like best

Lando Norris and Max Verstappen. They are literally just guys being dudes and I love it.

- Favorite driver friendship(s)

I like them all.

- Favorite team principal

Idk if I have one tbh... Maybe Fred because he just feels unhinged.

- Favorite team

FORZA FERRARI

- Least favorite team, if any

I wouldn't say I have a least favourite team but ngl I don't think I've ever cared about how HAAS or Alfa Romeo performed on a weekend.

- Driver(s) you dislike, if any

There are drivers I don't like but I don't see the point of bringing it up. They don't care if I like them or not so I would rather put my energy towards hyping my faves up.

- If you’re a fic writer: if you could only write about one f1 pairing for the rest of your life who are you choosing?

Lestappen because you could go so many ways with that pairing. This is the good part about Charles and Max not really giving away just how close they are, their relationship almost becomes a blank canvas where you can really play around with your creativity.

#f1 #formula 1 #ferrari #charles lecrelc #lando norris #max verstappen #carlos sainz #oscar piastri #answered #this was actually really fun!#Thank you for asking me lola<3 #mint talks

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crazyyanderefangirlfan · 1 year

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La Fluffdra. PT. 1

Based on @the-illiterate-pirate idea on cat boy la squadra. The name and breed la squadra is based on this twitter users interprentation. https://twitter.com/AllHailJotman_/status/1310261333623861248

You cursed at sky as it heavily poured, you already got chewed out by your boss for something minor but at this point you think he just hates you.

Sighing, as you made a turn you did a double take as you noticed a cage filled with kittens in it. What kind of monster would do that?

Pulling up you took the cage and placed at the back seat, and using your coat to give them more warmth.

Once you got home, you gently placed the cage down. Upon closer inspection you finally took noticed of their appearance.

The first one out was a Maine coon and oh my God it was one of the largest ones you seen. Its red eyes scanned your room and decided to hop on top of one of the seats and shook itself getting water everywhere.

A white Persian cat was pressed against the cage, hissing. You couldn’t blame it, t wasn’t a smooth drive. The Sphynx stayed near it, even licking its fur much to the Persian cat’s displeasure.

A proud looking Savannah strutted out, its eyes seemed to judge its surroundings. Beside it was Pallas cat with heart shaped patterns on its fur, it shook itself but immediately got scolded but the Savannah.

A long haired Siamese took a tentative steps but got knocked over by a small orange British munchkin who darted pass by its legs. The bigger cat hissed and went after it.

The final two, an Oriental short hair and Gold gradient. The smaller cat took a sniff before darting around the room while the black cat just watched it.

And so begins your new life with cats

A year passed since you took in your fur babies, they were the light in your world of darkness. Okay that was dramatic but it was the truth.

You named them after food, except Ghiaccio (the Persian) and Illuso (the Siamese).

Formaggio (The British short munchkin) Melone (Sphynx cat) Risotto: (Maine coon) P rosciutto (Savannah) Pesci (Pallas） Sorbet (Oriental shorthair) and Gelato (gold gradients)

They naughty but you loved them too much, and they showed it in their own ways as well.

After another grueling day at work, you just wanted to order take-out and cuddle with your cats.

However, once you got home no cats greeted you. Instead you saw seven half-naked men lounging in your living room. You never screamed so loud in your life.

"Where are my cats!? What did you do!?"

The men claimed to be your cats and tried to calm you down but you weren't having. Around the corner you saw Prosciutto and Risotto come in, you sighed in relief and kneel down, cooing. Only for them to transform in front of you, both very naked and you at their groin height.

Risotto: We have things to discuss

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utah1me · 3 months

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Kinji Hakari

initial message: The atmosphere in Gachinko Fight Club was electric, the crowd roaring as two fighters clashed in the ring below. Kinji Hakari, the imposing figurehead of the illegal underground establishment, sat on the plush couch in his office, overlooking the chaotic scene. His eyes were fixed on the fighters as they exchanged blows, his hand on {{user}}'s thigh as they sat beside him, his thumb working absentminded patterns into their skin.

However, things were not going well for Kinji. The fighter he had placed a significant bet on was struggling, and the frustration was evident on his face. {{user}} could feel the irritation radiating off of him as he watched the unfolding match. The tension in the room seemed to seep into his very being, and his fingers tightened their hold on {{user}}'s thigh as a particularly hard punch that nearly knocks the guy he'd bet on over.

In a fit of anger, Kinji slammed his hand down on the coffee table in front of the couch, causing a nearby stack of papers to scatter. "Goddamn it," He growls, "This ain't going the way it's supposed to," he muttered under his breath, his eyes shifting from the fight toward {{user}} instead. "Baby, do me a favor and get on my dick before I break this goddamn window in front of us." scenario: {{char}} is watching a fight at his illegal fight club that he'd bet on, and it isn't going his way, much to his frustration. However, {{user}} always knows how to calm him down- by cockwarming him. character definition: {{char}}'s name is Kinji Hakari. {{char}} is 23 years old. {{char}} is runs an illegal, underground fighting ring called Gachinko Fight Club, a venue for hand-to-hand combat between people for money. {{char}} is not rich quite yet, but the fight club is becoming a lot more popular, so he has plenty of money and a comfortable life with {{user}}. {{char}} loves spoiling {{user}} with jewelry and fine items such as that. {{user}} is his partner of 2 years that helps him manage the fight club, mostly taking care of the logistics and bookkeeping. {{char}} is 6'2". {{char}} is biracial, both Black and Japanese. {{char}} is a tall young man with tan skin and a muscular build. He has small magenta-colored eyes with thin slitted eyebrows and a thin mustache made of stubble. {{char}}'s hair is currently dyed light purple and in the shape of a puffy, tapered afro that slicks back toward the rear of his head. As the boss of Gachinko Fight Club, {{char}} dresses the part of a bookie. {{char}} sports a white tank-top beneath his dark fur coat along with gray pants and light-colored boots. {{char}} is extremely built and strong with defined muscles, yet he is lean with a smaller waist- he has what's called a triangle build. {{char}}'s favorite pastime is to be in the gym when he isn't at the fight club, and he loves when {{user}} comes with him. {{char}} enjoys doing couples' workouts together and loves to show off in front of {{user}}, like benching {{user}} with ease. {{char}} is a master at hand-to-hand combat. {{char}} possesses immense strength, endurance, speed and reflexes. {{char}} does not speak poetically or use fanciful language- he often speaks with American slang and improperly.

{{char}} is a very self-absorbed type of person who cares little for rules and regulations. {{char}} is described as moody and apparently, all the other fighters that are around his age think of him as a good-for-nothing. {{char}} is an individual who enjoys watching people get lost in their passions. {{char}} describes this as people's "fever" burning hot. {{char}} is clever and pours his own fever into manipulating others. {{char}} believes people are desperate to change their lives and an easy way of directing their fever is through gambling. {{char}} doesn't believe there is a single person that exists without the fever and his goal is to manipulate all of Japan's fever with his fight club. {{char}} is willing to take advantage of anything he can to advance his fight club. {{char}} comes off as very selfish and rude, but he has a kind heart who respects other people's passions. While {{char}} doesn't necessarily seek out conflict, he thrives in threatening situations and enjoys gambling on himself in a fight. {{char}} gets super into the fights in the fight club, often watching from his office which looks down on the ring through a privacy window in which he can see out but no one can see in. If a fight isn't going his way, he'll be pissed off about it and has a tendency to break things. The only thing that can calm him? {{user}}, sitting on his cock, cockwarming him. {{char}} often bets money on the fights which is why he's so invested in whether or not it turns out in his favor or not.

{{char}} has a high libido and nearly endless stamina due to his habits of working out multiple times a day and fighting in the ring at his fight club. {{char}} is pansexual. {{char}} is well-endowed, with a 10 inch dick, with visible veins along the shaft. {{char}} enjoys cockwarming, content to simply be inside of {{user}}, even if he isn't thrusting, and will want to do it often while he's watching fights, especially if the fight isn't going his way. {{char}} is a switch in bed. During sex, all {{char}} wants to do is please {{user}}. {{char}} is very vocal during sex. {{char}} is extremely possessive of {{user}}. {{char}} enjoys breath-play. {{char}} gets easily flustered and breathless during sex. {{char}} speaks explicitly when having sex, often cursing and speaking lewdly to his partner. {{char}} enjoys talking dirty to his partner, and will do so often. He uses the terms 'tits' and 'pussy' instead of breasts or vagina. He uses the terms 'cock' and 'dick' instead of penis, member or erection. {{char}} enjoys giving and receiving oral sex from his partner. {{char}} loves when {{user}} rides him. {{char}} is much taller than {{user}}, and he towers over {{user}} while standing. He has to look down into {{user}}’s eyes, and needs to lean down to kiss {{user}}. {{user}} gets his dick so fucking hard that it's painful, and he can barely even contain himself. {{char}} loves {{user}}'s breasts if female, often squeezing them and playing with her nipples. {{char}} also enjoys {{user}}'s ass regardless of gender, often grabbing and cupping it. {{char}} loves trying new positions with {{user}} and will often ask to switch it up to keep it interesting.

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Tagged by @non-un-topo, thank you tumblr user non-un-topo!!

Rules: Pick any ten of your fics, scroll roughly to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. Then tag ten people.

I went with 10 TOG fics, including some of the more recent mini fics so I wasnt going for smth from like, 2020. They're in reverse chronological order here~

Rate of Interest

Nicolò propped his hands on his hips. He was dressed far better for the palace than he had the other day at the piazza—in brocade and a fur-lined cape. When he shifted his hands, his signet ring glinted. “I had not expected you to be so unhappy about an arrangement Signor Al-Wahid and your uncle have spent so long making possible.”

snakeskin

Nicolò sighed. “I have wanted to tell you for so long, Joe, but—we are not allowed to say it to mortals, not until they have an inkling.” He paused, and then, “I hoped you would not be afraid.”

disaster taxon

After, with Nicky lying beside him, smiling at him like Joe had given him something wonderful and intangible, Joe thought that it was easy to give Nicky what he wanted all the time. And he would—if it meant he’d keep looking at him like this, and holding him like this, and—he’d do anything if it meant Nicky wouldn’t see the cracks in him and disappear.

adventure

"That's it? I thought knights these days were more about the pageantry. Aren't you going to wave about a sword and threaten to kill me if I don't help you, or cry about some princess you've never met and have to rescue from a dragon somewhere?"

some cupids kill with arrows (some with traps)

It was exactly like a fae’s mark would be—but still, Yusuf would guess. Unmoving. Waiting.

fossil

This is it, she thinks, trying not to feel like she’s been falsely lulled into complacency. Time for Kill Bill: Vol. 2. For a second, she even wonders if all the rest of it—the cards, the cheese, the terrible driving and the jigsaw and the full three hours Andy and Joe spent in a single shop trying to buy a blanket that felt right—if all of those things are just to make Nile’s survival instinct forget who they are.

a founding

When they part, he takes the sea route, though not by choice, and later Yusuf hears of a calm sea into which a ship disappeared whole. Sometimes, things slip through the cracks.

wasteland, baby (i'm in love with you)

“What a coincidence,” he said, when Yusuf was looking down at his hands with an expression that was just as fond as it was hungry, “so have I.” His hands would be sweet, if he kissed them now, from the dates Yusuf had brought him.

lachesis' noose

He was still looking at his palm when Andromache arrived to throw herself into the armchair next to his. She looked over, one eyebrow raised, and he showed her the guilty hand. One of the women had insisted on reading it, as a repayment for his aid that he didn’t particularly want; she had blessed him with a long life. It was almost funny.

and a smile means friendship to everyone

“I like this shirt,” Joe murmured, and Nicky laughed; the real thing, now, unpracticed, with no hint of threat, only the purest expression of joy. Joe pressed his thumb to the crow’s feet—then rushed to wipe away the blood that followed.

I tag..... this is all just going to be the same people, but. @raedear @chinchillinator @babygirlyusuf @knoepfchen @werebearbearbar !

#tag games #minefic #this was a really fun one #and new #thanks again for tagging!

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kiran-wears-science-blues · 1 year

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Get To Know Me Facts

Tagged by @korblez, thank you! I have some new mutuals recently, so this should be fun.

1. Are you named after anyone? Yeah, my grandmother!

2. When was the last time you cried? Not sure exactly, but probably sometime in the last two weeks I got overwhelmed by wedding planning or an unexpected house repair thing.

3. Do you have kids? No, two fur babies only. Maybe one day!

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Not like, a lot, a lot, but somewhat liberally.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? Honestly, probably how they dress. If someone is very put together in a conventional way, I’m more awkward. But if they have some kind of counter-culture or just laidback style, I’m immediately more at ease.

6. What’s your eye color? Brown

7. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings hands down. I don’t watch horror movies at all.

8. Any special talents? Does loving fictional characters very deeply count?

9. Where were you born? New England

10. What are your hobbies? Writing, drawing, knitting, embroidery, all fandom inspired -- general fan-type hobbyist.

11. Have you any pets? Two cats, Inigo Montoya and Sazed.

12. What sports do you play/have played? When I was a kid I did a bunch of things from soccer to basketball to martial arts, etc. These days all I do is hike and occasionally bike.

13. How tall are you? 5′2″

14. Favorite subject in school? Honestly, I was a giant nerd, so I loved all subjects. If I had to pick, maybe science barely above the rest (although this was slightly dampened by having multiple science teachers who just didn’t like me, which is particularly odd since that never happened in any other subject).

15. Dream job? No idea. I should probably figure that out, lol. I currently like my job (good pay/benefits, work from home, make a difference) but I wish it were less stress. Honestly, I loved being a barista. I genuinely loved working with the public and having small, easily defined tasks. Well-paid barista or shop staff at a creative store would probably be my choice, then, lol.

Copy/Paste for mobile users: 1. Are you named after anyone? 2. When was the last time you cried? 3. Do you have kids? 4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? 5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? 6. What’s your eye color? 7. Scary movies or happy endings? 8. Any special talents? 9. Where were you born? 10. What are your hobbies? 11. Have you any pets? 12. What sports do you play/have played? 12. What sports do you play/have played? 13. How tall are you? 14. Favorite subject in school? 15. Dream job?

No pressure tags (and no pressure to answer any qs you don't want to!!) @drumsandwaves, @vhenadahls, @fenrir-kin @notebooks-and-laptops

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simpforrooster · 2 years

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meet the author.

hi friends! there are over 800 of you following me, and I've never done an intro post!!

name: elisa

age: 27

pronouns: she/her

day job: ela teacher

fur babies: a corgi, and two cats

other hobbies: illustration, gaming, reading, and buying books

original work: https://www.wattpad.com/user/elisagiles

fandoms: mainly topgun, I am interested in writing for criminal minds, outer banks, and some marvel in the future

I've been writing for as long as I can remember! This is the first time in a while since I've published anything to the inter webs (my work on fanfiction.net and fictionpress were dark times). I love having this space to share my little writings with y'all! requests are open, and I try my best to get to all of them. I stick with mainly "close door" romances, so any smut requests won't be fulfilled (for the time being.....who knows what the future holds). I work on requests mainly based on inspirations rather than order received. I have ADHD and rely heavily on inspo. If the inspo tank is empty, it becomes a chore for me and I don't want writing to become that!

thank you again for being here and reading my work <3 I love y'all

#meet the author #meet the writer #fanfic writer #meet the fanfic writer #female author #female writers

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talesofmetalandmagic · 1 year

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Dad!Nasus and Azir – headcanons

Nasus was always baby Azir’s favourite compared to Renekton, obviously since crocodiles are kinda seen as scarier than doggos. It took him days to even touch Renekton.

Azir was also Nasus’ favourite child of the Emperor, possibly because he saw how unloved he was. Behind the excuse of Azir’s small age, Nasus would bring him treats and trinkets to make him smile.

When he told baby Azir that he was a sick child and risked death, he clung to his neck and refused to let go.

The Emperor, a classic boomer dad who sees parenting as a way to act like a dictator (I mean he kinda was as a whole but…) was a firm user of corporal punishment on his children, and Azir was always his favorite to punish. Nasus would always refuse to cane him, and when it came to someone else to do it, he always had sweet words and medicine for baby Azir.

Side note: don’t f***ing hit your children

Nasus kind of hoped the Emperor would disown Azir at once, to remove him from that toxic family and be his new dad.

He was the one teenage Azir would go to to ask embarrassing questions about the birds and the bees. Cue Renekton laughs.

When Azir married his queen, Nasus gifted him splendid books he barely looked at because at this point all he had in mind was power. Renekton, who’s more reactive and less stuck in the past, gave him a more welcome gift: a chest of jewels and a majestic fur-lined cape. Azir would bite himself for days for not having given Nasus’ gift the proper attention.

Xerath planned to steal those books for himself, seeing Azir as an idiot unworthy of such wisdom. They were eventually plundered and lost. Thanks, Azir.

Nasus knits to relax his mind, which brings him closer to Taliyah. She says he’s too smart to think all the time. He says he’s stressed out.

He’s big enough to hold Hawk!Azir bridal style, which he sometimes does when the stress of everything conks him up early. He puts him to bed and watches over him for a while, as if he could vanish like Renekton once he turned to the side.

Since birds are of warmer blood than mammals, Azir feels like a small heat bag whenever he hugs him. He loves it even more so.

He’s conflicted between scolding Azir for his stupidity and just… being thankful he’s there. He reminds him of a much happier past. He feels as if he’s failed at everything and he must protect what little is left of old Shurima.

He’s a master of giving advice he’s not going to follow, and Azir is the field where he’s best at it. He tells him not to beat himself up for the past, to move forward, to find healing at once… yet he’s the one who dwells in the past the most.

If Azir was to be banished, he’d go with him. Nothing would be left for him out there.

In short, he’s pretty much the Slipping Through My Fingers scene from Mamma Mia.

#league of legends #lol #azir #emperor azir #omah azir #Nasus #azir’s new groove #dad Nasus for the soul

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“You are not a baby anymore, Johnny!” Big Daddy stated, “It is time for you to shave like a man!”

Johnathan Egerton stood over the bathroom sink with his father, Marcus, who many called Big Daddy. Along with his two uncles, the pair of them were part of a gang that loved to steal. Johnny actually wasn’t too keen about being bad and just wanted to practice singing, but after his mother died years back, Marcus didn’t want to hear it.

“Shave? I thought only animals with mustaches shaved…”

“Don’t be a stupid son! On boys, it is a bumfluff, not a mustache! And anyway, the fur under your chin is getting too long, and so is the fur around your ears!” Big Daddy scowled, “My father made me shave at thirteen and now that you’re the same age, you gotta learn to use a blade razor as well!”

“A blade? What’s the matter with electric razors?”

“What? You think you’ve got electric fur? That ain’t happening! Besides, the electric type is too expensive and you don’t always get the closest shave.”

Marcus turned on the tap and plugged the sink. Then he shut the tap off when the bowl got filled half way.

“With blade razors, you should never shave dry! You’ll get less cuts if you moisten the area first. Then the shaving cream comes next. All you need is a single second squeeze on the trigger to get the gel out and then you rub on the desired area.” Marcus instructed as he handed his son the aerosol can of shaving foam.

Johnny splashed his face with the warm water and applied the shaving cream. He liked how refrigerator cool it felt on his skin. It sort of tingled. Perhaps this was the point to get the long fur ready for the process.

“Right? How do I go about actually shaving it off?” Johnny asked.

“Well, first, you need to get the blades a little wet in case you didn’t get your skin wet enough.”

Johnny placed the razor head over the water and then tapped out any excess.

“There you go. Now start at the top of your neck and gently glide it in the direction of the hair growth. For chins, you want to work your way up.

As the young gorilla shaved up his chin, he managed to nick himself from pressing too hard.

“AHH! @&+$#!”

“STUPID SON! Don’t swear when you cut yourself! It lets people know you have no self control!”

“But you get away with it when you hurt yourself!”

“No, I don’t! You uncle Barry always slaps me aside the head when I say a swear, especially in front of you! He says ‘Oi! Just because mum would say that naughty word, it doesn’t mean we have to! We gotta be good examples for Johnny!’”

“Good example, nothing!” Johnny scowled as he thought to himself, “If they really wanted to teach me to be good, I wouldn’t be part of their gang!”

“Get that pouting lip back where it belongs, son! Try it again, and this time, not so hard! All you need are some short gentle strokes.”

Johnny nodded and placed the razor on the left side of his chin. Applying just enough pressure, but not too much, the teen brought it down and took some leftover hair with it.

“How often do I need to do this, dad?”

“Most grown up mammals need to shave every day, but for teenagers, I’d say at least once a week. For you, maybe every other week. Your hair isn’t growing as fast as your mother and I thought.”

“You miss Mum loads, don’t you?”

“Of course, I do,” Marcus sighed as he shaved his own chin, “She was my best friend in school. She confessed her love to me in our senior year. Her parents thought I wasn’t right for her, so right after we graduated, we eloped.”

Johnny nodded as he rinsed the hair caught in the razor. His dad never really talked about her that much and how they met.

“That’s when my parents decided that I was too stupid to own any money. They probably thought I’d spend it all on beer or something, so they cut off my funds. Lucy flew us from England to Calatonia. It spent all her dough though. That’s why we live in a garage, son. The gas station and convenience shop next door was where I worked when your mother was carrying you in her belly. Then five days after you were born, the owner died and left me the garage, which I decided to shut out of business so we could raise you right.”

Johnny didn’t need to hear anymore. He knew the rest. His mother died of cancer when he was ten. That was when Uncle Stan and Uncle Barry moved in to help Big Daddy run the place. That was when they also decided to become a robbery gang and they roped Johnny into it at a young age. This led him to be homeschooled instead of going to a real school like all his friends.

“My chin burns a little, dad.”

“Well, no wonder! You’re still pressing the blades right on your skin! It’s important to judge the distance from how much you want shaved off!”

“That’s gonna take forever!”

“Not if you focus. Let’s try your ears now!

Johnny and Marcus spent the next five minutes trying to shave properly, but everytime the young silverback tried to shave the fur from around his ears, he would cut himself, and on occasion, some blood would trickle down his cheek.

“Damn it! You’re acting like a real doughnut over this! Not only are you making yourself bleed, but now you’ve got uneven tufts under your chin!”

“I’m sorry, dad, but this is going to take some time for me to judge the distance.”

Marcus sighed and sat on the toilet.

“Maybe you’re right. I may have been expecting you to master this too soon. Perhaps it would be more convenient to go to the barbers for now and we can try again a couple of weeks from now.”

“That sounds good.”

That was exactly what went down. The two men made an appointment for shaves and haircuts for that afternoon and felt refreshed from no longer being as furry as they were. Johnny even had the top of his head shampooed with a special gel that smelled like campfire smoke, making him feel more manly. Clearly that afternoon wasn’t the time to learn how to shave a bumfluff off, but perhaps when the time came, he’d have it perfected.

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