Limerick Template

There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE] Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE] When [EVENT] would occur It would cause [HIM OR HER] To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]

[4.0 archon quest spoilers]

is he really angry though?

[ prev ] -> the last thread was getting SOOOO long so i'm starting a new one :3c @revitalizationrat @tmntaucompetition

long rest after the house of grief

(also known as crawling in bed with your bf and your bf’s bf to allow yourself some selfish comfort)

shedding the layers 🤭

for @mybodyfails ♡

Okay but the camper in the wheelchair either has a super tricked out celestial-bronze plated magical flying wheelchair with wings gifted by Hermes himself, or Chiron just gave zero shits about how inaccessible the outside world is because there is no way she’d survive a cross-country road trip while being chased by monsters in a normal wheelchair. If they offered me up for a quest like that, I would have wheelied my ass tf out of there. She chose a long-range weapon for a REASON

If the wheelchair IS tricked out, however, then I require a scene where her magical chariot-wheelchair hybrid flies her up above the big battle as she takes out monsters with flaming arrows, or the show is ableist. I don’t make the rules—

We lived.

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lady amber my beloved

Siffrin plays Disco Elysium AU: Featuring backseat gamer Loop.

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goodbye to the only person that matters </3

the ancient hero armor set in TotK is like "so yeah the Hero from the first Calamity was actually not Hylian. he wasn't Zonai either. he was a secret third thing that has no name and the only other example can be found in weird statues in the Depths. HOWEVER he does wear Zonai clothes! but also Hylian body paint. no we will not elaborate further nor ever xoxo <3" insane absolutely INSANE

The legend says it rains when the Hydro Dragon weeps...