warnings ; 18+ , nsfw content , pantysniffing , ur fav is a pervert bc i said so

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nasty mfs who can’t get enough of you…

he’s fantasizing about the next time he’ll have you beneath him , thinking of your voice , how much you whine for him , how well you take him & everything he wants to do to you. but it still isn’t enough for him, he needs something to feel and smell off of you right now but you’re out on an errand. what’s the next best thing?… your underwear. he feels awful but he can’t help it, he picks them straight out of the laundry and puts them right to his face. your leftover slick glistening on your underwear , teasing him almost. pressing his tongue against it , he whines instantaneously tasting traces of you leftover and desperately palms a hand over his hardening cock in his underwear. huffing a breath , he pulls his cock out slowly, beads of pre cum sitting on the head.. fuck he’s leaking. pressing your underwear right against his face , his breath hot and heavy as he takes in the smell of you and begins fisting his cock .. hand slowly skimming over his tip as he rolls it back and forth under his hand almost humping it. his skin hot and blistering to the touch, sweat rolling down his back and suddenly everything feels too sticky and all too much as he releases. legs clenching together and his hand fucking himself through his orgasm, tongue lolling out and eyes hitting the back of his skull. you left him alone…. what else was he supposed to do ?

- SIMON “GHOST” RILEY , KONIG , reiner braun , EREN YAEGER (horny bastard isn’t even ashamed) , jean kirstein (wouldn’t be suprised) , armin arlert (he’s a closet pervert ik it) JOSEPH JOESTAR , MISTA GUIDO , jean pierre polnareff, bokuto koutaro, kuroo testuro, hinata shoyou, ATSUMU MIYA (he’s a slut) , GOHAN , son goku, KAKASHI HATAKE , naruto uzumaki , shikamaru nara & any of your other favs

akito shinonomr...

(+ zooms)

Hooo-leee shit! Nick!! We gotta find this warehouse or somethin', man, 'cause we need this Bigfoot statue!!

tumblr "trans people are nsfw but our ads for sex dolls and jacking dudes off and doing drugs are not" dot com

minihead collector is always ready

friend mentioned s8 and i was like "he an alien still, real!" so here we go

also he has great trapping skills!⤴️ its really nice to see such a smart creature in its natural habitat!

q!phil tonight probably: hey mate yeah so the kids... are gone, tallulah vanished in the night. yeah, it's been awful. everyone's been kidnapped and tortured and whatnot. i'm mentally unstable. sorry, be right back, need to go infiltrate a top secret federation presentation to pull off a heist with a former teen cannibal who doesn't think you exist, a french warrior who's gotten real close to the codes, and the neighborhood morally dubious ancient demon who may or may not be into kidnapping now

dazai has no business being the whore that he is. why the fuck is he out here having sexual tension with virtually every man he meets?

what if we replace fuck marry kill with hug adopt slap for underage characters. better version

How about hug, adopt, therapy? H.A.T for short

"It is the strangest yellow, that wallpaper! It makes me think of all the yellow things I ever saw ― not beautiful ones like buttercups, but old foul, bad yellow things." — Charlotte Perkins Gilman, "The Yellow Wall-Paper" (inspo)

male authors, writing m/m friendships: their bond will develop through hundreds of chapters, we will get to see each stage of their budding relationship, they'll constantly be in each other thoughts, their first instinct will always be to reach for the other, their first worry will always be the other's safety, they'll spend every minute of the day together, they'll be complete opposites and yet perfectly compliment each other, they will put everything they ever loved in risk just to keep the other safe, they will give their life without hesitation to save the other's, they will fight and argue and tease and joke around but they will always be at each other's side at the end of the day, they will plan to spend the rest of their lives together, sharing the happy moments and the hard times, the idea of being without the other being unthinkable, the thought of being always together coming naturally, as easy as breathing.

the same male authors, writing m/f romance: she'll like,, smile once at him and he'll start thinking of marrying her and having children with her idk

stsg is so ridiculous because not only can i not look at any two black and white objects standing next to each other the same, but somehow every single song i listen to is them

matts now harrassing rita on other websites she left to seek refuge on, as well as [checks notes] continuing to backtrack and change his reasoning as to why she was banned

like man. shes gone. can you leave her alone now??

im baffled about how so many people are suddenly shitting on transmascs for having the audacity to label our discrimination and making fun of terms like transandophobia and mocking us for talking about transmasc-specific issues and discrimination (which is a documented thing! and we have different factors intersect with our oppression than tma folks have intersecting with transmisogyny! and NOONE is saying that transandrophobia existing makes it worse than transmisogyny either!)

like what do you want us to do? are we just supposed to shut up and take it because us being afab means our problems are "lesser"? are we supposed to say that every other trans person has it worse so we can't talk about it anymore? what is the proposed solution here? mocking transmascs and harassing them and sending horrific anons to them isn't exactly a solid answer.

i genuinely truly don't understand why people are so upset about this and why it's such a big deal for us to label our experiences and talk about it when everyone was falling all over themselves to adopt new phrases when the terms transmisogyny and tma/tme started gaining traction. it's gross and weird. we're all siblings in the same fight here, infighting is pointless and a waste of energy. why are we trying to to beat each other down when this energy would be, y'know, actually progressive punching up and fighting the oppressive structures CAUSING these issues instead?

Branch: All right, Queen Poppy, I've prepared an agenda for the day.

Poppy: Oh! Well I hope it says singing, dancing, and hugging!

I'm always caught up in this medley and not paying attention, but today I zoomed in and this is what Branch's agenda says:

To Do: -Food prep -Repair bunker -Build stuff -Laundry -Shower

IT'S HIS OWN TO DO LIST.

Ajhfjksdsgfgdsdkj all this time I thought he was making her an agenda to help her keep organized -- ya know, trying to help the new queen in his own way -- but he is 100% just showing off his list-making skills to Poppy. This boy is just so much I can't even

Legally, animals should only be allowed to potentially develop two (2) diseases. For the sake of my brain. Please.

it's the way we were so close to getting the ideal Tim-Damian dynamic and then Nicieza had to go ruin it in the same arc