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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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okay be honest. if someone as hot as sokka (is constantly established to be by other characters within the text) said these exact words to you, you would also fall in love with them on the spot and/or be overwhelmed with uncontrollable horniness. yue is valid
#id in alt text#sokka#yue#sokkaxyue#i am once again thinking about Them#they are sooo cute its unreal#and i will not apologize for that!!!!#also yes. i know im gay but i have many straight friends okay#or well. i have one straight friend but she's REALLY straight she is the heterosexualest woman in the world#so i know how their minds work#and besides. man or woman there is nothing hotter than an attractive person who is also an awkward dorkass nerd#it's like catnip to us (girls who probably have something wrong with them but are really good at masking it)#frankly it's the kind of thing everyone i've ever dated or ever considered dating has said to me#yes i would like to do an activity with you!! at a place!!! for some time!!!!!#anyway. my point is#people clown on sokka for this (namely; katara)#but it would work on most if not all of you#i guarantee it
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Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him#I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them#like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full#his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭#if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does#me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill#Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is)#he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations#something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that#Mikey tells people what they need to hear#Leo tells people what they want to hear#not only out of his own agenda either#when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother#even if he would have rather bullhop left#meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is#small character moment that means a lot to me#Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings#Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction#but he is easily cowed by guilt#regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade#and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want#I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED)#the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway#there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!!#literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest#no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here
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clock strike 12
#my art#persona 3#p3#minato arisato#makoto yuki#aigis#s.e.e.s#i have been first thinking about making this drawing since... about when i finished fes? and then i started it before reload came out.#long time coming! was a little obsessed with the clock thing will not lie#sooo the only thing from reload that made it in was his little sprout ahoge. moe#anyway I LOVE MINATO ARISATO!!!! MIMI!!!! dies. dies. heart#this drawings kind of huge i actually had to scale it down to get it to fit! lolmao.#also please ignore koromaru i did my best and that's what counts. xoxo#little detail: in the sketching stage i referenced their faces in the scene where they reunite with him :) idk how much that stayed bc i di#not keep referencing that but ! that was something i did.#also if i was better and more awesome i would have thanatos in the top right but your honor. i was not going to fucking do that. <3#...might edit 2 make this my phone background. maybe#I LOVE YOU PERSONA THREE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for coming.
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Surprise! This cat is transgender
#big the cat#sth#sth fanart#my art#doodles#big#in my heart i know big would be non-op. but i also just wanted to draw top surgery scars big#lately ive only been able to draw at UNGODLY hours of the night. something makes it easier to just Do things (sleep deprivation) (bad)#anywayays. sooo messy but having fun with it which is the important part#headcanons are inconsistent most of the time but know that whenever i draw a character there is ALWAYS a baseline level of gender fuckery#including froggy. that thang got shrimp genders
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currently imagining a freaky friday dpxdc crossover in which one of the batkids gets kidnapped by cultists whose plan is to give the ghost king a physical anchor in this world by offering a sacrifice for the king to inhabit. however, given that danny is not fully dead, the moment the spell completes the aforementioned batkid gasps awake in a small blue bedroom with NASA posters and glow in the dark stars, and danny wakes up on the cold concrete floor of a warehouse amidst groveling cultists
#and they’re like damn! and have to figure out how to undo the spell#and [batkid] is trying so hard to blend in but what the fuck is wrong with this town#why do the presumably friends of this body keep going ‘so you gonna do something about that?’ when a green demon from hell emerges#and danny? god. one moment he’s catching up on some much needed sleep and the next he’s finding out that america’s most beloved billionare#IS FUCKING BATMAN#danny phantom#danny fenton#tayscreams#dpxdc#dcxdp#im thinking this would work best with tim or damian to be so real with you#tim is the obvious choice but damian could be sooo funny as well#might write this later we’ll see#batfam#batman#batkids
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Gojou Satoru taking a photo with his kouhai he so totally do not have a crush on, he swears! Print | Ko-fi
#jujutsu kaisen#nanago#gojou satoru#nanami kento#gojo satoru#gonana#my art#two spellings for gojou because most don't spell with a 'u' sdfsadf#but i am stubborn and add the 'u' just because it looks so nice as well XD#ANYWAY this was super fun to do because aside from them being my ship#gojou is just sooo crushing on nanami ever since and he's SO OBVIOUS about it that it's very embarrassing lmao#and he would ABSOLUTELY buy all the nanami merch#you can tell it's gojou who did all the stickers if all the kissy marks wasn't that obvious XD#how nanami tolerates him is beyond me which BASICALLY MEANS he also crushes on gojou because DUH#it was mutual and everyone and my mom knows it sdfasdfsdf#and i know gojou would do something so silly like this sdfasdf nanami hair moustache has gojou written all over it XD#i just love them sire ugh OTL
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very important headcanon: roxas is ambidextrous and just assumed sora was too. he is Not.
#i think roxas would be shocked#then delighted#like. fuck yeah i can do something sora cant#he would be sooo proud of himself i think#doodles#sora#roxas#kingdom hearts#shitpost#idea from phantom lmao
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Steddie Upside-Down AU Part 87
Part 1 Part 86
Mom’s hovering in front of the door, a knife in her hand, trying to get the rest of them to get away from the window. It’s not working. If anything, Max’s nose only presses more firmly to the glass with every request she makes.
Will’s hovering just behind her, desperate to keep Steve and Eddie in his line of sight. He can just barely see the wisp of a curl through the side window of the van, bouncing as Eddie moves around inside.
He squints, trying to keep the hair in sight as the movement becomes more erratic.
Will hears glass breaking just as he loses sight of Eddie entirely, wisps and all.
He rushes past his Mom, using the weight of his body to open the door, even as she stands in the way. It’s almost involuntary, a compulsion to follow the thread that Eddie’d pulled him by.
“Will, don’t!” she cries, but it’s too late. He’s out, and through.
Mike calls after him, too, and there’s the sound of tennis shoes stampeding out of the house behind him. Will only hopes he’s not leading them all to their impending doom.
Bodies slump into the driveway, none of them human. They’re like if the Demogorgon had followed a different evolutionary chain. Dustin would find it fascinating. Will just wants Eddie and Steve back.
Wayne’s still standing sentry, looking out across the street, waiting for more monsters to creep in from the darkness, Barbara by his side.
Shielding the entrance to the van, is El.
“El!” It’s Mike, because it always is. He sounds so genuinely elated that something curdles and dies in his throat. He swallows it down, hopes it decomposes in his stomach, so he never has to look directly at it. “You came!”
El smiles, happily at Mike, then around to all of them. “Of course.” She looks over at Max, and she’s frowning now, that way she does when she doesn’t understand something. It used to happen all the time. Now, it’s rare.
Will doesn’t care, can’t when Eddie’s too quiet in the van somewhere Will can’t see. He pushes past her, too.
There’s a misshapen, monstrous foot sticking out of the broken window. He stares at it for a second before swinging the door open. It wrenches the foot strangely, makes it crack and tear with the resistance of the door before it breaks free, black blood flowing like the thing’s still alive.
It stays still.
Will looks past it, and finds Eddie’s pale face.
There’s glass in his hair, and his palms are bleeding where they’re held in front of him, but he’s breathing. Alive. And he’s looking up at El like she’s answered all his prayers. Will and Eddie have been sharing the same prayers from the same broken pews for so long that for a second, Will thinks Steve is back.
He scrambles over the dead thing blocking his entrance. It’s cold against his palms, flesh barely giving as he crawls hand over feet atop it. But, Steve’s still just sitting there, blinking, Carol huddled into his side like he can protect her, even like this.
“Steve needs your help,” Eddie says, plaintive. Begging with both voice and unblinking eyes, gaze locked on El’s own until she breaks it to look at where Steve still sits, unbothered.
Her brow furrows, eyes squinting like she’s peeling off layers of skin and meat to get to whatever’s underneath. “He’s lost?” she asks.
Carol is squinting at El like the words aren’t clicking for her. She looks back to Steve, then back to El, brow furrowing with anger.
Eddie nods. Will clears his throat. “Not like last time,” he clarifies. “He’s here, but his mind isn’t.”
El nods, decisive. “I will help.”
“What the hell are you all talking about!” Carol demands, even as people scatter around her, setting up for El’s latest rescue mission. “He’s right there!”
She’s not looking at Will, though. She’s looking at Eddie like it’s all his fault. Still, when Steve doesn’t say anything, her lip wobbles as she turns and asks, “right Steve?”
He doesn’t answer, even as she calls again. Will looks away when she bites her lips, eyes wide.
It’s easier this time. They don’t have to break into the school, don’t have to find a pool. El just sits cross-legged in front of Steve on the carpet, careful to stay away from the broken glass and the dead thing. Mike covers her eyes with Wayne’s flannel while the man himself switches the radio dial until he finds one with enough white noise to satisfy.
He can’t quite tune out the murmured conversation between Eddie and Carol, though, no matter how hard he tries. Eddie explains, in clipped, emotionless words, that something, one of the monsters from the other place she’d just gotten a taste of, has taken over Steve.
“But we’re getting him back?” she asks, voice shrill and breaking, contrasting with Eddie’s own even tone. A veteran to the newbie in the warzone.
Will, suddenly, feels terribly old.
“Quiet now,” El demands.
Eddie looks away from Carol without answering. There is no answer to that question when they’re all subsisting off hope, and not much else.
“Tell him we’re coming, okay?” Eddie asks. He’s looking down at his own bloody palms now, like he can’t bear to look at their last bastion of hope and wait for it to flame and go out.
“Ask ‘im how to stop the thing taking ‘im over,” Wayne interjects.
Eddie’s lip wobbles. Will knows how he feels. He doesn’t want Steve to know, if he’s in there at all, that they don’t know what to do. Neither does Will. He wants to save Steve. He always wants to save Steve.
But, Eddie finally looks up, meeting Will’s eyes before nodding. The movement knocks a tear free, but his voice sounds clear when he says, “Ask him how we kill the fucker.”
El nods, shoulders settling as she reaches out to take Steve’s hand. The white noise blankets them all. Will settles down to wait.
That’s what they always do, when Steve is dying: they wait. This time is no different.
Part 88
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#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie upsidedown au#will byers#my fic#Jonthan and Nancy aren't here for Multiple Reasons. 1. I think it would be funny if they were just at Nancy's house hanging out with no ide#what is going on. and also. Nancy's specific drive with the upside-down has NOT been activated because Barb is alive. So she didn't do\#the whole Muarry expose the lab plot. and Jon is SLIGHTLY chiller because there are more people looking out for Will so he doesn't feel lik#every single thing has something to do with him. This would also make the season 3 plot smacking them hard and fast sooo much worse#this isn't plot relavant really. it will Not come up i don't think. I just think it's funy.#Also 2. that is just too many characters. I had to put a few back in the box. I have difficulty with any more than like 5? this scene#WITHOUT those two has what. 11??????? And it Shows I think. So no more
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Sassy was The realest character on ted lasso
wanted to fuck ted on sight (and did)
hated rupert until the end (correct)
raised a great kid (nora is so cool)
did not wanna date ted (smart, never over his ex)
insulted rupert at every opportunity (dream)
loves rebecca (same)
forgave rebecca no questions asked (true friend)
loves keeley (same)
had a bad feeling just before rebecca met boatman (visionary)
#tl ramblings#ted lasso#its literally so funny that sassy called rebecca up like something bad will happen#i had a gut feeling#and i know they just meant that abt rebecca falling into the canal#but im smart i know the terrible thing that was abt to happen was meeting boatman#i dont actually have anything against him personally#(thats a lie i do i didnt like it when rebecca asked if his ex was dead and he was like 'i wish' or something like that)#(like come on dude thats the mother of your kid and ill just say it: ted would never)#but its just sooo weak plot wise#literally just a random man tacked on at the end
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sb humanizations + various vannys :3
#my art#fnaf#security breach#five nights at freddy's#so can i tag everyone or would that just be annoying. oh well#glamrock freddy#glamrock chica#glamrock bonnie#roxanne wolf#montgomery gator#monty gator#djmm#dj music man#daycare attendant#sundrop#sunnydrop#vanny fnaf#vanny#vanessa sb#<- idk how to tag her HFJSGJKD#ANYWAYYYY i've been learning how to incorporate cheekbones into the faces i draw#bc i want to draw vanessa's face similarly to the proportions of the vanny mask (with the big cheeks and slim face)#but it's also just something i've been really wanting to do anyway.. i've even been referencing the way team f/rtress 2 stylizes the faces#of all the mercs and stuff. bc i used to be obsessed with that game but i could never actually draw the characters properly#and it's been sooo SO helpful for me. its like a night and day transition for my art it's craaazy#anyway as for the other designs here.... these are all completely improvised Except for sun bc i've drawn this human sun before and i have#a general idea of what i want. but for the others idk if i'll draw them this exact way again in the future lmao. but i think they're still#pretty good for what they are !!!!#anyway i will stop rambling now HFKAJFKSG bye
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Really fucked up that two ppl can care about each other and make their best efforts to communicate and still end up hurting each other so badly they cannot stand to be in the same room.
#my stuff#i feel soooo bad talking to my therapist about the same topics over multiple weeks#like i feel like they're sooo sick of it like damn can this bitch get Over It alreadyyyy#hi yes actually can we talk about the near catastrophic sense of betrayal and loss that has haunted my soul for over a month?#can we talk about how I overcompensate for other's possible feelings and emotions to desperately mask my terror at feeling out of control#can we talk about how even when I know ppl acted with logical reasons necessary for their situation it still hurt me?#and that this pain fills me up with so much anger and frustration that I'm powerless to put anywhere that won't hurt someone#so it just cooks me inside and makes me grind my teeth constantly for weeks#im so angry i did not deserve to be treated like this it's not fair and I have no capacity to fix it or control when it feels better#i just have to survive and wait until i forget about it and hope they don't decide to reach out and fuck it all up#cause i can see that happening#i'll finally be free of thinking about them and generally going about my day unbothered and they'll ask to get coffee or something#and I have no idea what I should do in that scenario. because I don't think we can be friends.#and you have not treated me with the compassion and warmth I treated you#i would want to say mean things. hurtful things. I would want to bite back for once.#and that's not me. that's not who I want to be.#i don't wanna see you. go away. don't talk to me if you're not going to make the pain go away.
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he's certainly my angel <3.
everyone should listen to pulp musicals like right fucking now!!!! its so good!
you can commission me something like this! all the info is in my pinned.
#i overworked a sketch so now i HAVE to post it lmao#like i do plan on drawing something more polished with him but who knows when that happens#i certainly dont!#someone pay me to actually finish my wips i would be sooo grateful /hj#pulp musicals#kalfu pulp musicals#kal pulp musicals#kalfu#kal#jeff blim#he's so babygirl i say about a man(?) in his forties(?)#the ghosts of antikythera#tgoa#pulp musicals episode 3#pulp musicals tgoa
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What a worthless animal
#oc: siggy#first image is babies attempting to figure out their ideal limb count#anyway having a bit of a 'never trust how you feel about your life at 3am' moment but i think the artfight brain plague is beginning to hit#dont worry about me im fine#just feeling a lil bad about maybe not being able to clean up the revenges i would like too and theres sooo many i didnt even get to sketch#and am only at like 50% of how much i 'scored' last year so it makes me feel a lil eh like im not doing as much#but ultimately i did way way more revenges even if it mightve been a mistake LMAO so at least thats something#although i feel bad cause i didnt even revenge some of the coolest ones i got!!! augh!!!!!!!!!!#ah well beetles dont have to deal with these problems we should be more like them#if you read my tag rants sorry about the lore on how my brain works you should check out the wooly chafer beetle
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when your sleep paralysis demon is an artist, prone to Moods,
(what are you afraid of? tell me what you're scared of)
#mog art#artists on tumblr#zoetrope#demon#monster boy#triclops#sleep paralysis#scopophobia cw#unsanitary cw#(don't know else what to tag giant imaginary germs as? let me know if there's something better for that)#bugs#when the character who is so tumblr husband coded has unironically cool/creative powers and shit#god zoetrope WOULD kin the fuck out of gonzo wouldn't he#gonzo you know the muppet#the one from space#maannn i saw that movie in theaters and there was pizza there? and it was SO BAD it was SOOO BAD my dad-guy at the time who was normally al#'i paid for this you eat it' was like about to yell but then he took a bite and was like '...okay you dont have to eat that'#'in fact DON'T eat that i'm throwing this away' like that was insane for him to do#what was i on about? oh yeah. muppets.#wait why w
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thinking about how dnp said they don't really talk on the phone with each other. but it's followed by the biggest 'anymore' ive ever heard in my life because we Know they used to facetime for hours before they moved in together but now they live together and have for over a decade and im--
#they just. get to talk to each other all the time now cause theyre hardly apart like When would they even need to call#which makes the 'do you wanna ft' right after good morning text hit even HARDER like they are sooo used to just. talking together#and also dans 'there are things to talk about!' in reaction to phil having a fake convo with him when he does use his call phil escape card#bc even in the rare moments when separated. they ALWAYS have something they can talk about#dnp#c.text#dan and phil
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