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i dreamed that they posted the fandomectrics a few days early and i was pissed because we weren't on them like we would have been if they were posted on monday
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i know we got content yesterday and are getting more tomorrow but i... miss them...
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no cause exactly
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the way phil said "i wanna do an experiment to see if i can make dan TINGLE" and dan's response was not disgust but rather a little smile with big eyes and an expression of anticipation. should i leave?
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Today in Cal is Whipped 馃様 but looks he鈥檚 gonna be yapping for almost 2.5 more hours!!! 馃ス
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fuck it. let鈥檚 settle this right now, right here.
#my vision coming to fruition#dilm supremacy#dont make me reblog the 60 reblog post again. i will do it#dnp
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they were so cute in today's video i can't
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2009 + 2024
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am i absolutely clowning thinking there could be an upload on saturday to promo wad dropping
#phil loves to shill dans projects and hasnt been allowed in (2) videos this week. i think theres... decent odds#not all his followers are on twitter. he didnt post it here. so. dapg tomorrow?? 馃憖 talk about uploading content to dinof???#pspspsps dan and phil you know you want to#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan#<- for the fandometrics
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Char what do you mean no comment 馃憖 give us the hand analysis pls
i have been sworn to silence
#ive trained you all well#the signs are there. they line up. some of them dont. and remember i am often on the side of 'whatever is most unhinged'#the pieces are in place for you. conclusions are stronger when you happen upon them by yourselves#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan#<- for the fandometrics#answered
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my only contribution to the ring-course is that i have to choose to believe it's not phil because i can't see him choosing a black ring unless they went for matching rings which is both so plausible and so nausea inducing that even entertaining the possibility of it would cause untold damage to my wellbeing
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the kiwi anecdote
#phil this is why dan yells: you started this sentence off with 'when they taught us about sex' and then leapt right to shaving#and he absolutely knows what hes doing. watch him wind dan up on purpose in the second gif. hes waiting for it#phil sees dan inhaling and building to it and hes got the stupidest smile on his face#(same phil)#he loves to rile him up. and he is sooo right for it#is what i missed most about dapg dan screeching? maybe so. cause he didnt do it in his long videos or produced ones. no one to screech with#so i am forever grateful for the gaming channel return for many reasons. but especially the fond exasperation#dnp
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Piano man
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That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life
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I love that Dan has just started finishing everything with I love you or we love you it鈥檚 so sweet
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for all dan has a crude filthy mouth all it takes is phil saying the word "fuck" for him to blush bright red like a puritan
makes me feel like i'm getting an insight i shouldn't have
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