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winterxgardener · 18 hours
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Shayne: I want to be more (affectionate)
Courtney: No 😍
Amanda: That's LOVE.
Oh, he delivered. 🙌⬇️
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mel0ns · 1 year
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When I say I love Naoya I'm ❌ NEVER ❌ talking about this slut (🤢) man
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I am ❗ONLY❗ talking about the one and only (🥰) Naoya Nifuji
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lesbianfoodservice · 2 years
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Hey guys its me G, the one who posts an abundance of gay splatoon art. I love women. I don't love the other person on this blog, I hope they die. Like if you agree.
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come see my band the Menstruating Buttholes at The Crow's Vagina
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cannibalchicken · 1 year
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donald-trump-official · 11 months
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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
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madame-helen · 3 months
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winterxgardener · 3 days
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Courtney: (doing her bit)
Shayne: (imitates Courtney)
Chanse: Ew ew ew
Shayne: Hahaha 😍
Like Shayne and Courtney, I hope we find someone who understand our humor. 🥺💚💙
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mengjue · 3 months
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Ūropi (Europe)
Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.
While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.
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goracememy · 9 days
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killlerfang1 · 6 months
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The Onion is out for BLOOD
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modify-and-sever · 3 months
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if gender is what's in my pants then my gender is YOUR MOM lol anyway yeah I heard you're nonbinary do you have a penis. are you girl agender or boy agender. are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary. you have multiple genders but like are you more girl or boy. ok you're neither but are you more boy or girl. no haha I get it like no gender lol but seriously do you have a penis. is it a boy penis or a girl penis. it's honestly really weird that you don't want to answer this question honestly I'm just going to assume you have a dangerous male penis and tell all my friends that you're a bad person
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cannibalchicken · 1 year
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your friends love you, your brain is just mean
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