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philtatosbuck · 5 months

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i'm just now looking at the teen wolf movie because i did not watch it personally but are you telling me. they're trying to say derek hale, born in 1988, had a 15 year old son in 2026 (the year of his death)?

eli would've had to have been born in 2011, literally during or right before canon. and that means derek would have knocked someone up in new york and didn't know about it (because that would be the only damn reason he's never ONCE mentioned) and only found out later, and that's fine. i'm okay with it.

EXCEPT. A BIG PART OF ELI'S BACKSTORY IS THAT APPARENTLY WHEN HE WAS VERY YOUNG, DEREK SHIFTED INTO A WOLF TO SCARE COYOTES AWAY AND IT MADE HIM AFRAID TO ACKNOWLEDGE HE'S A WEREWOLF??

now. teen wolf starts in 2011 and scott and stiles are sophomores in season one, and we travel all the way past their senior year, which would be ROUGHLY 2014 during the timeline of the show. derek is there, on and off. he comes back at the end and we still never hear about a son. and derek only gained the ability to shift sometime after season four. so what exactly was this 'very young age'. what the fuck

#i know i shouldn't be trying to make sense of this but what the fuck lmfao #anti sterek #this is not for you freaks.#this is not for the people who think peter should've gotten custody of eli either. you have genuine brain worms.#eli hale #derek hale #scott mccall #i'm not even tagging the other one i do not want to invite that shit here

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imperatoralicia · 1 month

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Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

#stardew valley #spoilers #stardew valley spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 update #drinking mayonnaise #also this was during a green rain day #so folks were already freaked out #i am making things worse on purpose haha #anyway i'm obsessed with the fact that you can drink mayo #and i enjoy that i'm properly shamed for it

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nouverx · 2 months

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Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔

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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it

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redsray · 2 months

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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites #its a very fun game for them #bruce just lets it happen #he secretly finds it funny #sometimes even plays along #socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids?#bruce: they were brought to me by an alien

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nickpeppermint · 4 months

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They didn't waste a second...

#public domain was a mistake #y'all ain't do NOTHING fun with it #Disney #Mickey Mouse #Steamboat Willie #Animation #horror #creepypasta parody #meme #shitpost #screenshot #why is it always quick cashgrab horror ripoff that isn't even scary #do you have any idea how many cool things you can do with this domain #yall had Winnie The freaking Pooh in public domain and there was NOTHING but dumb horror

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notherpuppet · 3 months

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How the old timey prick got his pet

#FREE HUSK #i need to see the psychopathic freak go down for trapping husk #their dynamic is soooo fascinating to me #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel fanart #husk is singing when you’re smiling the whole world smiles with you #headcanon that his voice saved his life but locked his fate #husk #husker #husker hazbin hotel #radiohusk #hc; alastor was hunting overlords and husk was next but then alastor saw his show #my doods #alastor…when i catch you alastor 👊🏽💥

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kingthunder · 17 days

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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like

astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too

gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions

#bg3 #astarion #gale #that wizard is a freak (affectionate)#the vampire just wants you to hold him and tell him he's pretty

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perilouspage · 3 months

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I don't think I've seen anyone bring this up so I'll be the brave soul to ask

hey laios where'd you learn to tie people like that buddy

#gia speaks #dungeon meshi #you knew he was a freak but like #did you know he was a *freak* freak

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tvlandofficiall · 10 months

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i'm not sure why people are saying "why isn't this post about my irl relationship? you must be a lifeless husk of a person" but if that quandary gets under your skin im sorry

#ooc #??? 😭#the target audience is my two mutuals and tvlandofficial fans i dont know you or your partner #i am a little freaked out . i am scared but its fine

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magnetothemagnificent · 1 year

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The vegan to ecofascist pipeline

#before all of you freak out I am literally vegetarian #but surprise surprise #I'm also aware of human biology

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guardian-of-da-gay · 8 months

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