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The discord server hated this one so I gotta inflict it on yall too
#sorry but im not sorry#this is hilarious. to me#hatchetfield#starkid#paul matthews#melissa starkid#general john macnamara#john macnamara#hey melissa#shitpost#textpost
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#this is hilarious. to me#I know the format is shti but I drafted this in may and I ain't doing that again#anyway. happy birthday to me
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head
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some things dont change
#batburger as a concept is lowkey hilarious to me#jason todd#robin#robin ii#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batdad#dc comics#dc fanart#illustration#ash's doodlings#with minor cameo from discowing spoiler and black bat#can u tell i dont like drawing backgrounds
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Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>
#astarion#baldur's gate 3#he makes me so happy even when he’s flustered#hilarious#Neil newbon thank you for being you#also yes the other thing he says about the full concentrated power of the sun is also adorably fit giving
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In honor of Lucifer’s debut, I’d like to bring back this masterpiece
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel art#funny post#random post#this is so stupid but it’s hilarious to me
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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
#i know I’ve made posts like this before but like#it amazes me#I’ve never used tiktok but I find this shit hilarious#just me things#text post#writing#booktok cringe#shitpost#this isn’t a real book btw I made this up
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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me
#granted im only 3 eps in. but ive seen no one post this one even tho i thought it was hilarious in a really dumb way#i literally went out of my way to pull up the subbed version just to get the captions to screenshot thats how funny it was. to me.#scott pilgrim
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#this mf grossed poor donna out more than shapeshifters did#love my disgusting bestie <3#I FOUND THIS HILARIOUS THIS CAME TO ME IN A VISION I HOPE IT DOESN'T FLOP#dwedit#doctor who#dwgif#timelordgifs#david tennant#catherine tate#fourteenth doctor#donna noble#wild blue yonder#tvedit#scifiedit#mine#my gifs#also that sticky panel thingies scene is near impossible to colour i clenched my teeth while doing it
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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!
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#pav you ray of joy i hope you never change#spoilers// ngl it is objectively hilarious that miles just. prevented pav from experiencing any hubris#keep on trucking pav im sure the universe wont prove you wrong or anything#also im sorry it took me so long to get to him#ive been busy with hobie brainrot which has alleviated. but it did take buying the artbook and an action figure of him so#anyway im rewatching this movie again on saturday i miss these characters so much#pavitr prabhakar#spiderman#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#miles morales#stillindigo art
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Fanfiction Authors: HEADS UP
(Non-authors, please RB to signal boost to your author friends!)
An astute reader informed me this morning that one of my fics (Children of the Future Age) had been pirated and was being sold as a novel on Amazon:
(And they weren't even creative with their cover design. If you're going to pirate something that I spent a full year of my life writing, at least give me a pretty screenshot to brag about later. Seriously.)
I promptly filed a DMCA complaint to have it removed, but I checked out the company that put it up -- Plush Books -- and it looks like A LOT of their books are pirated fic. They are by no means the only ones doing this, either -- the fact that """publishers""" can download stories from AO3 in ebook format and then reupload them to Amazon in just a few clicks makes fic piracy a common problem. There are a whole host of reasons why letting this continue is bad -- including actual legal risk to fanfiction archives -- but basically:
IF YOU ARE A FANFIC AUTHOR WITH LONG AND/OR POPULAR WORKS, PLEASE CHECK AMAZON TO SEE IF YOUR STORIES HAVE BEEN PIRATED.
You can search for your fics by title, or by text from the description (which is often just copied wholesale from AO3 as well). If you find that someone has stolen your work and is selling it as their own, you can lodge a DMCA complaint (Amazon.com/USA site; other countries have different systems). If you haven't done this before, it's easy! Here's a tutorial:
HOW TO FILE A COPYRIGHT COMPLAINT FOR STOLEN WORK ON AMAZON.COM:
First, go to this form. You'll need to be signed into your Amazon account.
Select the radio buttons/dropdown options (shown below) to indicate that you are the legal Rights Owner, you have a copyright concern, and it is about a pirated product.
Enter the name of your story in the Name of Brand field.
In the Link to the Copyrighted Work box, enter a link to the story on AO3 or whatever site your work is posted on.
In the Additional Information box, explain that you are the author of the work and it is being sold without your permission. That's all you really need. If you want, you can include additional information that might be helpful in establishing the validity of your claim, but you don't have to go into great detail. You can simply write something like this:
I am the author of this work, which is being sold by [publisher] without my permission. I originally published this story in [date/year] on [name of site], and have provided a link to the original above. On request, I can provide documentation proving that I am the owner of the account that originally posted this story.
In the ASIN/ISBN-10 field, copy and paste the ID number from the pirated copy's URL. You'll find this ten-digit number in the Amazon URL after the word "product," as in the screenshot below. (If the URL extends beyond this number, you can ignore everything from the question mark on.) Once this number has been added, Amazon will pull the product information automatically and add it to the complaint form, so you can check the listing title and make sure it's correct.
Finally, add your contact information to the relevant fields, check the "I have read and accept the statements" box, and then click Submit. You should receive an email confirmation that Amazon has received the form.
Please share this information with your writer friends, keep an eye out for/report pirated works, and help us keep fanfiction free and legally protected!
NOTE: All of the above also applies to Amazon products featuring stolen artwork, etc., so fan artists should check too!
#fanfiction#ao3#piracy#dmca#pirated fanfic#please signal boost#i'm mad but also laughing that my dmc fanfic is now a 'number one best selling novel' lol#i'm also a traditionally-published author#so this is both hilarious and deeply insulting to me
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