I saw someone make fanart of Richie x Stacy ONCE and wrote them in as like a tiny side plot for one fic series but really it’s just a more niche Lautski because it’s another popular chick x nerdy dude ship where one’s a good dancer and the other is terrible at dancing and probably an even slower burn but not because they’re in denial but because they’re too scared to make a move on eachother lol I’ve accidentally started shipping them since headcanoning that Stacy is a Sanrio girly. She also says looks are most important but she doesn’t specify WHAT KIND OF LOOKS. The important kind of looks could easily be dyed hair, fun outfits, and the haunted eyes of a Victorian boy
Later addition as this has sat in my drafts: The way I wrote Stacy in said fic made me feel like she could be related to Melissa somehow (a cousin maybe) and e-bestie and I have accidentally agreed that the Crazy Pet Stuff is a little bit of a Family Thing and Stacy has a mild dose of it which Richie, as a furry (I will not take criticisms), is not hating on whatsoever. Originally I thought they wouldn’t really last because they’d probably think their romance is a bit too awkward but this is probably what solidifies their relationship…
Anyways Stacy petting Richie’s hair and calling him a pretty kitty send post
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this blog is so hey, melissa coded (I’M SO SORRY)
You have a good point
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Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield
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Honestly, kudos to Mariah for being able to deliver her lines so smoothly while Joey was jumping around shirtless and barking in one panel and Jon was leaning over Nick's microphone and meowing at her in another
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Starkid looked at The Individual Who Was Unfond of Musical Theatre and said yes but what if he had clones on the moon and got stockholm syndrome'd into being a cat. They really said put that guy in a situation.
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The discord server hated this one so I gotta inflict it on yall too
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I don't understand the "starkid only does hatchetfield musicals 😡" train. Because if i were lang brothers???
i would also make multiple musicals and readings of the different aus involving my OCs, like Oh you liked the coffee shop au?? haha just wait till you see the catboy au
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i love how paul matthews is referred to as the “normal guy” but also he has several clones making a colony on the moon and he once smuggled his coworker out of the hospital and willingly pretended to be her pet cat because he developed stockholms syndrome and his greatest dream is to be a 4 foot tall anthropomorphic squirrel
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Hey Melissa(!) ass meme
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it's basically implied that in most timelines Paul avoids Melissa's kidnapping attempts by just never accepting any invitations from her and I think that is hilarious
survival tips with Paul Matthews: just say no <3 to everything <3
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referring to "hey melissa" and "jane's a car" both as "the beloved, fan-favorite nightmare time episode" are SO FUNNY
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My favorite part of the Starkid Wiki is that this is Melissa’s only skill listed
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how the hell is THIS MAN
played by the same actor as THIS BOY
his range is legitimately insane
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happy international women’s day to all my favorite ladies including: baristas who love weed, incredibly stressed out office workers, cult leading karens, psychic autistic tweens, girls who hate their retail jobs, nurses who have killed two people, alt girls down bad for tiny nerds, sex-obsessed lighting techs, deeply unhinged fundamentalists, executive assistants who moonlight as serial killers, ghosts possessing their husband’s cars, camp counselors with dark secrets, serial-killing Boy Moms(TM), retro diner owning witches, and british nobles who are secretly monsterfuckers.
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