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idkwhatimdoinok · 13 days
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Bergelmir: Mama, are you homoph0bic?
Freya: Number one, you're gay. Number two, I have a lesbian daughter. Number 3, I watch RuPaul's Drag Race. How can I be homoph0bic idiot.
Bergelmir: 🤣
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lauri-rosehearts · 2 years
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Ramona: *breaks something* DONT TELL MOM!
Cerise: Don’t worry! I won’t
Red: *comes home*
Cerise: MOOOOMM! GUESS WHO BROKE THE-
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samwise1548 · 2 years
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Love that scene in like, s3 or s4-ish of tma when we had to listen to Jon crying while listening to Demons by Imagine Dragons in the bg for the entire episode. Gotta be one of my favorite episodes
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4theseus-s · 2 years
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theseus: newt, help me please!
newt: got two words for you
theseus: i bet they won't be helpful
newt: your problem
theseus: i was right
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lupinsmoons · 2 years
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everyday my head is filled with thoughts of remus and sirius slow dancing round the gryffindor common room
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celestial-artisan · 2 months
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Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.
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nelkcats · 9 months
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Unexpectedly normal
John Constantine falling in love with an Eldritch creature wasn't the weirdest thing he'd ever loved. After his dates with King Shark and some demons, this was among his most normal romances!
Phantom seemed like a creature of darkness and ice but he was the opposite: attentive, kind and loving; things that generally shouldn't be combined with Constantine (given his usual tendency to blow his chance with anyone who treated him well), but something made him stick with him.
Sure, the Justice League Dark judged him every time they saw him but he couldn't care less. When Phantom nervously told him he had something he wanted to show him, John was prepared for anything: a cult, a corpse, some crime he'd have to feign ignorance of (he didn't mind helping with a crime or two).
He hadn't expected Phantom to decide to show him his "true form" (Unexpectedly his boyfriend looked human, usually the opposite happened to him!), and sheepishly admitted that the first time he came to the dimension his powers had gotten out of control, leaving him in a form he used very little. And fuck, his boyfriend was hot as hell.
Constantine remembered when they met, he remembered the cult summoning "the most powerful creature in existence", he remembered the dread he felt when he saw Phantom appearing in all his Eldritch glory, but most of all, he remembered his disbelief when the creature started scolding the cultists as if they were children.
Phantom admitted his name was Danny (Danny Phantom, he just forgot to mention it), and he didn't know how to tell him, he looked so nervous that John couldn't help but joke with him.
"Are you human? These are things you talk about in time, bloody hell" Constantine pretended to be offended, pulling a cigarette out of his jacket "you know damn well I don't date normal humans sweetheart."
Danny looked confused, but understood what was going on in a matter of seconds.
"Lucky for you I'm not a normal human" Danny joked, taking the cigarette from his hands "I'm half ghost, a walking physical impossibility, is that enough for your dating standards?"
John pretended to think before shrugging and kissing him; sure, he'd have to get used to the lack of darkness, and extra organs (though he was sure he could persuade Danny to switch between forms), but as far as he was concerned, this was just a win-win.
Danny wondered if he should have started with Phantom's form first but he had no desire to give the hellblazer more ideas. He was aware of his partner's odd tastes, so he was actually nervous that he would reject him for being human (which was definitely a big difference from Amity), but as John kissed him just as intensely as always he guessed there was nothing to worry about.
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liquidstar · 8 months
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this is not a comprehensive list
#in order from left to right (with explanations):#k on#(self explanatory. definition of moe.)#a place further than the universe#(theyre at least a little insane for going all the way to antarctica for funsies)#bocchi the rock#(good mix of insane and sweet. most of the insane parts come from bocchi herself)#nichijou#(literally so much happened all the time)#and asobi asobase#(they did do arson)#i haven't seen azumanga daioh or yuru camp and i never finished lucky star#but based on what i know abt the first two id put it... azumanga between bocchi and nichijou. and yuru camp with or after k on#and from what i remember abt lucky star its also just after k on#a bit quirkier but nothing ever really happens in it. as far as i watched. which is why i stopped watching LOL#but thats all assumptions and second hand knowledge so i figured i shouldnt actually include them unless i was SURE#i also thought abt putting asteroid in love in here too but that one is a bit more niche so i left it out#i also excluded any idol shows bc that feels like a different category. and would make this too long#sorry zombieland saga and love live....#i also excluded straight up yuri. this is more abt Hanging Out than romance. but some is allowed as long as its not the focal point#like kita in btr. shes very yuri but the show isnt about that#you could probably also put is the order a rabbit on here but idr much from that. i think i watched like 3 episodes umm 100 years ago#i also thought abt putting the highschool girls segments from daily lives of highschool boys here. but they arent in most of the show#tho theyd probably go between nichijou and asobi asobase. or maybe on par w nichijou#that one girl did almost kill the other two with a rock as im sure youve all seen
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spielzeugkaiser · 9 months
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So if it nears winter time before they find Jaskier, would Geralt take Milek to Kaer Morhen? Or does this timeline take dubious place after TW3 game, and ah, events have occurred?
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[MASTERPOST] - (context for when Jaskier and Vesemir met) Milek already was at Kaer Morhen at one point! But. Ahhh. Events have occurred 😬
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canisalbus · 3 months
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I just wanna say that your gay dogs have singlehandedly rekindled my obsession with the Renaissance, help
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404-art-found · 2 months
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Buddy ref sheet NOW!!!!
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FUN LOOSE REFERENCE SHEET
mask can be on the helmet or under it. any body type. any suit color. varying amounts of blood on it if ya want. go ham be free
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verdantglow · 2 months
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SmallEtho headcanon time let’s go.
When they are cuddling, Joel usually ends up tucked against Etho’s chest, with Etho’s chin on his head. It’s really mostly a matter of Etho being a tall gangly thing needing lots of space & Joel being, uh, more compact. But sometimes Joel decides this needs to be switched up. Of course, he doesn’t tell Etho that. He just sorta wriggles out of Etho’s grasp, scooches up the bed & pulls Etho into his chest.
Now, don’t get it wrong, Etho has no problem with this; it’s actually really endearing & he enjoys being held like that. However. It’s way way way more fun to annoy Joel. So he will escape Joel’s arms, scoot even higher up on the bed, & tug Joel back under his chin, saying nothing.
Naturally, Joel is annoyed & repeats the position change.
So Etho does it again.
& they sorta wind up spending the better part of half an hour just. Silently fighting over who gets to hold the other. Eventually they run out of bed & Joel’s neck is at a weird angle against the headboard & Etho will rotate them to face the other way & it just… continues, neither of them willing to stop or verbally acknowledge that this is happening.
Joel does this out of his stubborn need to assert his dominance (read: he just wants to hold Etho why the actual fuck can’t he just have this???). Etho just likes watching Joel get progressively more annoyed & listening to his little huffy noises of exasperation.
Eventually, they grow tired of the whole thing & they will relent. (Insert optional make outs here.)
In the end, Joel is happy to get to hold Etho in peace & Etho is delighted to be held, safe & secure, listening to his soulmate’s heart (even if it mean his feet are hanging well off the end of the bed).
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brittie-frog · 9 months
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I'm so down bad for Maddox and Ashlyn that my three favourite scenes are:
3. The Redlyn breakup - the chillest break up, Red supporting Ashlyn going after Maddox and the most insane storyline of Red realising he's bi because he kisses Seb
2. Just the entirety of Maddox during opening night - having an existential breakdown over your love life that you break the sound controls and then just give up on your stage manager duties and disappear (probably to help quinn)
1. The confession - a scene I want on repeat: the explanations of how afraid they are of how much they like the other then the "should we just stay friends?" Before having such a love induced make out their just completely ignore Carlos being there. (Also Maddison giving up and telling Maddox to stop coming back to her when she clearly likes Ashlyn... my baby just needed that push)
I love all my queer children but these two are the wlw so I love them just slightly more.
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velidewrites · 11 months
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Rhysand: What is your worst quality?
Feyre: I can be uncooperative
Rhysand: Can you give me an example?
Feyre: No
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gourmet-trash · 1 year
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So the Corinthian helps Rose with her homework, but I like to think he also keeps the tradition of getting ice cream with Jed. And Jed has questions.
"So...you like boys, right?"
Corinthian pauses with his ice cream cone midway to his mouth and lowers it a bit to get a better line of sight on Jed across the little outdoor table they're sharing. Jed, in turn, is staring intently back at him. So intently, in fact, that there’s a line of blue ice cream melting towards his fingers. Cotton candy flavored — disgusting.
“I guess that’s one way to put it,” Corinthian says, licking around the edge of his own cone again. Strawberry, which is much better. “You’re meltin’, by the way.”
Jed blinks and looks down at his cone, making an aborted sound of concern before diving in to protect his fingers and the table from errant dribbles of dessert. Once that particular crisis is averted, however, he frowns again. “But like. You like like them?”
Corinthian raises an eyebrow over his sunglasses. “What’s the difference?” he asks, and nearly laughs at the frustrated huff it earns him.
“You know,” Jed says, using that tone of voice Corinthian has learned means he thinks something is very obvious and can’t fathom why the “grown ups” around him don’t get it. “Like…you don’t have girlfriends. You and Mr. Gadling and Uncle Morpheus are boyfriends instead.”
“Boyfriends?” Corinthian repeats, eyebrows winging up. “Who the hell called us that?”
“Rose did!”
Corinthian leans back in his chair and hums around his ice cream. “Not sure that’s the word I’d use, but…okay, I guess. Why’re you asking about all this?”
And despite the one-sided game of twenty questions he’d been spearheading all of thirty seconds ago, Jed immediately goes quiet. Well, not quiet, exactly. More like he tries to cram as much neon blue ice cream into his mouth at once as he can.
“Okay, I can’t sit here and watch you do that,” Corinthian says, reaching across the table to tug Jed’s wrist back. “It’s bad enough you chose that flavor. I’m gonna put you in an Uber home if you throw that blue shit up.”
“It’s good!” Jed protests, giggling.
“It is not.”
Jed scoffs. “Last week you got rum raisin! That’s like…a grandpa flavor!”
“Grandpa flavor!?” Corinthian repeats, offended, and it doesn’t help that Jed giggles again at him for it. “Who the hell are you calling a grandpa?”
“I mean, your boyfriends are also like super duper old, right? They’re probably grandpas too. It makes sense,” Jed reasons.
Corinthian snorts before taking a physical bite out of his ice cream, smirking when it makes Jed cringe. “So we’re talking about the boyfriends thing again, huh? You got something you wanna tell me, Jed?”
Jed slouches in his seat across the table, but thankfully he doesn’t try to choke himself on cotton candy flavoring again. “….I thought you said people only use your name when you’re in trouble.”
He’s very obviously deflecting, but Corinthian sighs and leans forward on his elbows, tilting his ice cream a bit to the side so he doesn’t drip anything pink onto his jacket. “You think you're gonna be in trouble if you tell me you like like boys? Me? The guy with two boyfriends, apparently?”
Jed glances up and shrugs slightly, a look on his face that reminds Corinthian, briefly, of of the first time they met. Remnants of the boy in the basement. He thinks, absently, that he might need to make something bleed later, feels the itch in his fingers for a weapon. But for now he settles for snatching a napkin out of the dispenser on their table and reaching over to wipe a streak of blue off Jed’s face.
“I don’t give a shit if you like hims, hers, or theirs, Jed,” he says, and the kid’s shoulders slump in obvious relief, his smile coming back easily enough. “But what I am concerned with is that your taste in crushes had best be better than your taste in ice cream. So tell me who this boy is that’s got you asking all these questions.”
Corinthian spends the rest of their weekly ice cream date learning all about André Montgomery, who is “super smart” and “like the best striker on the soccer team.” He also learns what the hell Jordans are and that the politics of a middle school lunch room are more complicated than fucking congress. He makes a note to figure out exactly how much shit he’ll get in with Dream and Hob if he spends some time over the next week stalking a 7th grader.
“So why don’t you ask him out?” he asks when they’re making their way back to the car, and Jed jolts like he’s been shocked by a livewire.
“I can’t ask him out!”
“Why the hell not?”
“I don’t even know if he likes boys!” Jed says, throwing his arms out. “And even if he does like boys, he’s way too cool for me!”
Corinthian reaches over and pulls Jed to a stop by his shoulder before they reach the car. “A kid who can kick a ball around and wears nice shoes is not too cool for you.”
Jed wrinkles his nose, clearly unswayed. “You have to say nice stuff like that,” he says, and Corinthian barks out a laugh.
“You must have me confused with your sister and Hob. I don’t have to be nice to anyfuckingbody,” he says.
“….I guess that’s true,” Jed admits after a moment, pursing his lips.
“Look, whether you ask this André kid out or not is your call. But I don’t wanna hear anything about you not doing it cause you think he’s better than you, you hear me, Jed?”
Jed is visibly fighting a smile when he nods. “I hear you.”
“Attaboy. Now come on, we’re gonna be late,” he says, motioning him towards the car.
“You’re not…gonna tell Rose or anybody, right?” Jed asks once they’re on the road, and Corinthian glances over.
“You know I don’t go blabbing about our ice cream talks.”
“Not even to Mr. Gadling and Uncle Morpheus?”
Corinthian laughs. “Especially not to them,” he says, flashing him a smile at a stoplight. “You can tell them whenever you’re ready to.”
Jed smiles back. “Thanks.”
“But if anyone does ever try to give you shit about this, you come and tell me first, all right?”
Jed squints, suspicious, across the car at him. Smart kid. “…How come?”
“Remember our talk about plausbile deniability?” Corinthian says, waiting until he nods. “So you don’t have to ask any questions. You just let me know if anything happens.”
“Is this one of those things I don’t tell your boyfriends?” Jed asks.
“Bingo!” [ ← prev ] [ next → ]
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elitadream · 4 months
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@i-sailorstar-i That's such a cute observation omg! ^o^ 💕 And no, I can assure you it absolutely wasn't intentional haha! I just placed the images one after the other and called it a day. x3 But your comment makes the coincidence especially sweet. 🥰 I really love this trope too; It suits them so well!
(p.-s: I hope you'll forgive me for making your ask into a post! I usually always answer those directly, but the zoomed in-effect on the low res images looked awfully blurry, so I tweaked those just a little. 😅)
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