celestial-artisan
Celestial Artisan
any and all pronouns, pan, huge shitpostera lot of incorrect quotes but sometimes HCs or fanfictionradiodust, huskerdust, radioapple, radiostatic shippervery very rarely my own writing will also drop
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Ranger:聽Rogue, don鈥檛 go picking a fight with Barbarian. Don鈥檛 forget, they鈥檙e powerful, they could make life difficult for you.
Rogue:聽Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.
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Bard: I don鈥檛 care what anyone thinks about me.
Cleric: Ok.
Bard: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
#incorrect quotes#dnd incorrect quotes#dungeons and dragons#dnd#dnd 5e#dnd bard#dnd cleric#bard#cleric#source: perchance generator
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The fact that 'prostitute' in Japanese or Korean is 'one who sells spring' is both poetic and poignant to me
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Husk: ...That is panphobic.
Cherri Bomb: No, that's biphobic.
Alastor: That's transphobic AND aphobic, sir:)
Angel Dust: No. It's homophobic and cisphobic!
Lucifer: Y'ALL ARE BEING VERY HETEROPHOBIC RIGHT NOW
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Niffty: That's racist!
Charlie: I don't think any of you are using these words correctly...
Vaggie: All he said was he eats pizza with a fork and a knife.
Husk, Cherri Bomb, Alastor, Angel Dust, Niffty: EXACTLY!!!
Cherri Bomb: I'M FUCKING AUSTRALIAN AND I'M OFFENDED!
#incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel#alastor#alastor the radio demon#angel dust#husk#hazbin hotel husk#cherri bomb#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#niffty#charlie morningstar#hazbin charlie#vaggie#vaggie hazbin hotel#source: real life
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Me and the diversity I have of friends ensue in chaos
Me(agender, pan): That's panphobic.
Friend 1(bi): No, that's biphobic.
Friend 2(trans, aroace): That's transphobic AND aphobic!
Friend 3(gay): No. It's homophobic and cisphobic!!
Friend 4(straight): Y'ALL ARE BEING VERY HETEROPHOBIC RIGHT NOW
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Friend 5(Asian, ace): That's racist.
Friend 6(bi): I don't think any of you are using these words correctly.
Friend 6: All Friend 4 said was they eat pizza with a fork and a knife.
Me, Friend 1, Friend 2, Friend 3, Friend 5: EXACTLY!!!
Friend 1: I'M FUCKING CZECH AND I'M OFFENDED!
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Remember that poll I had a while back?
I crave motivation:)
FINALLY DECIDED TO USE THIS SITE AGAIN鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍 anyways I will post all my hh content here kkkkk
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I'm pansexual why can't I be panlingual as well
#pansexual#pansexuality#queer#lgbtqia+#bilingual#sometimes i feel like im alingual#you know that one moment when you try to switch between your two brains and it just stops working altogether#or am i just weird#like i momentarily forget im in europe and no one here knows Korean#or i randomly speak english to my monolingual mom#bilingualism is weird
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Vox: -Because I think we should kiss!
Alastor: And I think you should die but we don鈥檛 always get what we want.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel vox#vox#alastor#alastor the radio demon#radiostatic#staticlovetune
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Cakes and sexuality
There's a buffet restaurant full of cakes of all sorts- The two most popular ones are the chocolate cake and the cheesecake, but there are many others as well. Cakes are also sorted into two types, ones with a stronger flavor and ones with weaker flavors.
When you enter the restaurant, you get a ticket saying 'typical menu', with one of the popular cakes written on it.
Heterosexual: You eat the cake written on your ticket.
Homosexual: You eat the cake not written on your ticket.
Bisexual: You eat both. It's a buffet, so why not?
Omnisexual: All cakes are great, but you do take note of the flavor before you eat it.
Pansexual: You don't care about what flavor the cake is- Cake is cake. You can even put a blindfold around yourself and eat whatever you feel like.
Polyamorous: You eat two cakes at once, flavor of your choice, because why not? The combination's nice.
Demisexual/demiromantic: You need to know enough about the cake before wanting to eat it. You don't feel the urge to eat random pieces of cake.
Asexual, alloromantic: Cakes with strong flavors aren't to your taste. You go to the line of cakes with weaker flavors and pick one you like.
Asexual, aromantic: Cakes aren't for you. This doesn't mean you hate people who like cakes. You go to a different restaurant and have whatever food you like.
It's that simple. Cakes. Everyone has different preferences, and it's nothing to get worked up about. Basic common sense to simply respect each other, right?
Unfortunately, this isn't what's happening in our world. Just because you eat the cake not written on the ticket, people are condemned, berated, and abused. You're deemed wishy-washy or a fake when you say you like to eat more than one cake. People don't understand when you say weak-flavored cakes are fine- "Why can't you eat the strong ones, then? Those are 'real' cakes!" You're either called a cold-hearted psychopath or swamped with people trying to find you 'the cake' that can 'warm you up' when all you want is no cake.
But I want to tell everyone reading this, you're not alone. Whatever way you want to eat(or not eat) your cake(s), I fully support you. 'Cake is cake', and people who don't like cakes or can't eat them? Cool!
Have a nice day and don't be deterred by whatever may block your way- I'm sending a week full of good luck to you!!!!!! :D
#lgbtqia#pride#gay#lesbian#heterosexual#homosexual#bisexual#omnisexual#pansexual#queer#polyamory#demisexual#asexual#aroace#alloromantic#aromantic
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Cakes and pronouns
Being agender and going by all pronouns feels like not having a sense of taste and not declining lil pieces of cake that are offered to me- Strawberry cake? Sure. Blueberry cheesecake? Noice. Ice cream cake? Something new, I like that.
But even if I can't taste it, I don't want to continuously be forced to eat one type of cake. I want to try different textures and mouthfeel. I don't hate strawberry cake but if that's the only thing you're giving me, even if I can't taste it, I get sick of how it feels in my mouth. It doesn't mean I have a preference for chocolate cake or carrot cake. It doesn't mean I necessarily hate strawberry cake.
When someone says they go by all pronouns, it's really easy to simply go by the 'default' ones, but please don't do that. They are likely called the default pronouns by so many others they are closeted to. Try calling them something different. If you know they're struggling with a mound of strawberry cake, give them a carrot cake. If they're stuck with people throwing chocolate cakes at them, give them a cheesecake.
It's as simple as that- Cakes.
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Alternative version of this
Alastor: Old pal, say 'I love you' three times and I will show you something amazing.
Vox, panicking: OH SATAN IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING
Vox: I love you
Vox: I love you
Vox: I love you
Alastor: I don't, always great to catch up!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#radiostatic#alastor#alastor the radio demon#staticlovetune#vox#hazbin hotel vox#aroace#after this he disappeared for seven fucking years#which explains stayed gone#the bi flag lmao
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Angel: Say 'I love you' three times and I'll show you something crazy~
Husk: ..Fine
Husk: I love you
Husk: I love you
Husk: I love you
Angel: Me too:)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#huskerdust#husk#hazbin hotel husk#angel dust#source: korean incorrect quotes
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Husk, attempting to flirt: So, how much do you like me?
Angel: Hmm..
Angel: I can tell the world- I LOVE THIS SARCASTIC DEPRESSED BARTENDER!!!!!!
Husk: ..You were yelling that to me.
Anthony: But you are my world.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#huskerdust#husk#hazbin hotel husk#angel dust#source: korean incorrect quotes
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Holy.
Holy fuck.
This is absolutely glorious, I can't express all of this in words.
Angel: Husky~
Angel: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him?
Husk: Just wing it, I'll say yes.
Angel: How do you just wing a con-
Angel:
Angel: How the fuck did you know?
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Angel: Smiles~
Angel: What do you prefer between me and a rotten, decayed octopus head?
Alastor: The octopus head can be quite a decadent appetizer, you know.
Angel:
#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#radiodust#alastor#alastor the radio demon#angel dust#source: korean incorrect quotes#angel underestimated this man
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#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#angel dust#valentino#these came to me very randomly
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the only reason I got inspiration for the 1st option were these lil thoughts that randomly came to mind
"My name is Vox,馃憦馃憦I like to work馃憦馃憦, and though it's exhausting running business is a perk?"
Vox's aggressive rendering of Respectless
"...That was cringe than I intended, but hey, our theory's correct!"
"You could 'eat our lot for breakfast'.. Does this mean you are willing to-"
"For the last time eating demons is your thing not mine"
*unsubtly watches Alastor kick his feet like a kawaii high school girl from behind*
*spots radiostatic/staticlovetune tags in his Voxtagram feed*
"Why are there- Wh- NIFFTY, DID YOU FUCKING POST THESE?!"
Hello my favorite people I have random ideas for fics and zero idea as in where to start! I might eventually do all of those but yeah
p.s. Korean Vox is unnegotiable sorry<3
#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin hotel vox#alastor#alastor the radio demon#radiostatic#staticlovetune#fanfiction#hazbin hotel fanfiction
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