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Camera Man: Was Atlantis real?
Hera: *points to Poseidon*
Poseidon: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
#they were thirsty#greek myth memes#greek mythology#greek gods#greek god sitcom#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#poseidon#Poseidon god of the seas#Poseidon and Atlantis#atlantis the lost empire#the fate of atlantis#disney atlantis#hera#hera queen of the gods#queen hera#heRA STOP KILLING EVERYONE
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Orym saying Ashton looked fine as fuck.
Ashton saying looking good btw
Looking into each other's eyes
"Still figuring it out"
#ashrym#ashton greymoore#orym of the air ashari#cr spoilers#critical role#the crumbs#they were so thirsty for each other in those outfits
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#please consider for your Hob/Dream
Tom Sturridge in A Waste of Shame | Ferdinand Kingsley in Venice Preserv’d
#dc#dcedit#the sandman#thesandmanedit#sandmanedit#dreamling#dreamlingedit#hob x dream#dream x hob#hob gadling#dream of the endless#mine#i already infected the server with this and there should be more#we were talking abt thirsty scholar dream and rogue merc hob#also hob in the leather pants while dream's in the pantaloons/tights *chef's kiss*#many thoughts were had#although a thousand variations are welcome tbh#yes tom made bad face choices with the hair. we ignore that#1k
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She really saw Finch bring his trophy husband as his plus one and couldn't resist complimenting him on his arm candy the way a waiter would show approval of the meal you ordered, ft. Finch's little smile and eyebrow waggle of agreement.
For the @rinchfest Day 6 prompt, Outsider POV.
#person of interest#poiedit#rinch#rinchfest23#harold finch#john reese#michael emerson#if you interpret this scene differently no you don't <3#the way she looks between them like oh i see what's happening here#and the way she whispers to finch the way you would with ur friend when her new boy toy drops her off at brunch#to let em know they got a good catch#and the shared thirsty eyebrow raises#'i diagnose u with married'#which shaw also did earlier when finch was trying to help reese with his bowtie but i couldn't gif that one on#account of there being too many opening credits in the way#anyway sorry if these don't load easily the gif sizes were not playing nice w me and i don't have time to downsize anymore
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For how much Machete is described by others as off-putting, he really is a beautiful dog. Does Vasco ever tell him so? That his eyes make him look earnest, his fur the most comforting shade of white like cream, the way his ears catch light like stained glass? If someone doesn't tell him so, he'd forever think he was ugliest duckling
I think Vasco definitely tries, sincerely and often, but Machete is very reluctant to accept compliments and positive feedback. Especially if it's about something as personal and innate as his looks.
#he quietly spends a lot of time and effort trying to make himself look his best so appearances aren't a trivial thing for him#he's always very clean and neat and presentable#except on those occasions when he's soaked in blood but that's totally besides the point#white fur is kind of high maintenance any tiny bit of dirt or staining becomes an eyesore and if it dries it may be hard to remove#he bathes very frequently way more than average considering the time period#some of the outfits he wears are worth more than the combined lifetime earnings of like six generations of his family#silk was outrageously expensive and the brightest red dye came from pulverized cochineal insects that had to be imported from America#which had been colonized less than a century ago so those tiny little cactus bugs were really troublesome to get and the demand was huge#he doesn't quite have the nerve to wear perfume despite it's widespread popularity at the time#but he makes sure the smell of frankincense burned during church services sticks to his fur and clothes#in general when you spend your entire life around strict emotionally congested highly religious men#you might not end up developing a very healthy self-esteem or body image#once you've internalized that sense of inferiority it's hard to unlearn it#he's so thirsty for approval and praise but when he receives some he immediately gets uncomfortable and distrustful and vaguely angry#he absolutely struggles to compliment people back as well at least on any meaningful and personal level so there's that#answered#anonymous#Machete
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There are 2 things I know for certain.
One, Stiles Stilinski from the 1985 Teen Wolf movie is gay.
Two, he would drop so fast to his knees for Derek Hale. Probably as soon as he sees him shift for the first time.
You can't tell me that the guy who reacted like this to seeing his best friend turn fury:
...wouldn't be down to do the dirty with Derek best-roar-in-the-whole-TW-universe Hale. He would probably beg for Derek to fuck him in his beta shift. This has been a PSA.
#sterek#teen wolf 1985#I watched the movie and these were my two takeaways#no matter the universe#stiles stilinski is always thirsty for them werewolves
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What if you go camping with Derek (I feel like he would like camping idk), you’re best friends and you’re both in love with each other but haven’t said anything. It gets colder than you were expecting, and you’re in your sleeping bag trying to get warm and he sees you shivering and has an epic battle in his head before inviting you to COME INTO HIS SLEEPING BAG WITH HIM LIKE?!?!?!?!?!?!
#derek suarez#dont mind me just being thirsty#what if i told you that this time last year i didn’t understand how people thought 2D character were hot#it’s a whole new world
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Stress Relief | levi ackerman n.sfw drabble
✧ notes ➼ 18+, minors and ageless blogs do not interact, sub!levi, riding, not proofread as usual, i said i couldn't write today yet here i am
just casually thinking about slamming my ass down onto levi's cock
like imagine him being tired after a long day at work. you, being who you are, can tell and you immediately push him down onto the bed, mumbling about how you'll help him relax. he provides little resistance as you crawl on top of him, you fingers ghosting over his neck as you pull him into a needy kiss.
imagine the grunts that come out of him or the way that his breathing momentarily stops as he feels you grinding up against his cock. if only those few layers of clothing weren't there to dull the sensation.
imagine him running his fingers through his hair with one hand and gripping tightly onto your hip with the other. his frustration tolerance was low from being tired. he needed you and the amount of teasing you were doing to him was criminal.
imagine his unstable breathing when you finally let him slide his cock into you, his eyes rolling into the back of his head as quiet, nearly inaudible whimpers escape his lips.
imagine just how tense and frustrated he'd be as you cockwarmed him, having to fight against every instinct so he didn't just begin thrusting up into you and how you'd scold him for needing to be more patient
imagine all the tension and stress in his life being thrown out the window as he only felt the sensation of your ass slamming down onto his hips as you bounced up and down on his cock, with one of his hands clamped down tightly on your breast, overstimulated by the feeling and sight of you.
imagine him burying his face into your breasts as he began thrusting up into you while he sat up, beginning to complain that your speed was too slow and that he needed more of you.
imagine him dragging his tongue across your neck before biting and sucking at the sensitive flesh as he grabbed at your ass, whispering to you just how much he was looking forward to coming home to you.
you were an expert in knowing how to get him to unwind after all...
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#idk if this is any good#but the thirsty thots were there#levi x reader#levi ackerman x reader#levi ackermann x reader#levi heichou x reader#captain levi x reader#levi smut#n.sfw#levi#levi ackerman#levi ackermann#levi heichou#captain levi
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Maybe we’ve both gone mad.
#1899#1899 spoilers#1899 netflix#1899edit#tvedit#tvgifs#cinematv#perioddramaedit#period drama#maura franklin#eyk larsen#myedit#idk if ur girl falls in love with the hot older ship captain was she ever your girl?#not even a teeny little kiss we were robbed#maura spent the season surrounded by water yet still so thirsty
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Charlie Swan ready for his daughter to lay the verbal smackdown on that good-for-nothing Edwin Cullen:
#makes me lol#they were discussing the vampire who had snuck into the Swan house#while Charlie was asleep#and THIS MAN THIRSTY for a breakuo not knowing his life was in danger#LMAOOOOOO
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Secondo: Why do all these damn birds have to tweet in the morning!? It’s 7am and I’m trying to sleep! Go sing your mating calls somewhere else, you thirsty feathered fucks!
#thirsty feathered fucks#taintposting#shitghosting#ghost#ghost band#incorrect quotes#ghost bc#the band ghost#ghost fandom#ghost posting#they were the bane of my existence when I was young and would stay up til 4am any time I didn't have school#secondo#secondo emeritus#papa ii#papa 2#papa emeritus ii
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#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#oh hello thirsty hours#my art#“I can fix him” were my famous last words
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Tenoch Huerta as Sombra in Güeros (2014)
#(lightly edited)#tenoch huerta#güeros#monochrome#i think these were my favorite shots in the entire movie#in a genuinely non-thirsty way i just think he's such a beautiful man
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uhhh, sorry if im being annoying bc I've asked this already to someone else but this idea has been scratching me; Unicron who is actually a fallen Primus.
Stratches me, too.
Primus and Unicron began as a single entity that argued itself into a split, so it's not too far off.
Honestly, now I'm really curious about how their dynamic would be in the shattered glass!au, especially with the "Earth is Unicron" subplots in some universes.
It's even weirder when you think about water being a really scarce and hazardous resource on Cybertron because on Earth, it's the cradle of life, but Cybertronians have a different mechanism. So what if the abundance of water derived from Unicron himself? Like extra defense measures to keep Primus' creations away? What if the sea was a really broken down Dark Energon? Same as the crust and sediment? What is metal but a refined form of dirt?
That could fit nicely in TFP with its mythos narrative. Primus gave life to the Cybertronians; the metals and Energon nourished his creations. Just as Unicron done as well, if unknowingly, with the vast reach of water upon his slumbering self.
Imagine if Dark Engeron is super concentrated sea water, so it explains the negative effects on both humans and Cybertronians. Unicron's angry, divine saltiness will fuck up anyone.
#ask#mountielle#transformers#transformer prime#tfp#primus#unicron#my thoughts#creation myth#gods and goddesses#maccadam#no wonder the zombies were like that#they were Thirsty/Starving for a meal
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mr. layne 'jerk off' jo keenan [@ugh-my-back's oc]
#cyberpunk 2077#ocs#thirsty thirsday#these were for me#:o)#layne jo keenan#need a layne tag#hmm#jojo#the most babe v ever#dream boat mcgee
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*fist bumps the air like a retired conman doing one of his schemes after a long time* still got it
#im sorry but the thirsty comments were always so funny to me#this is just da beginning…#the yassified founding fathers are NOTHIGN compared to what i can draw now….#just wait..#and ye avery will be one of the main eye candy of the series for now…#like he is kind of a loser but he def aint ugly#hybrid heroes#SORYY I JUST WOKE UP#i wanna draw more..
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