Tumgik
#they don’t question it
Text
Miranda, scowling:
Emily: Nigel… she’s doing it again.
Nigel: Ugh, for love of- ! *grabs Andy, plops her into Miranda’s office* Better?!
Miranda:
Miranda: Yes.
73 notes · View notes
starbuck · 5 months
Text
i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
51K notes · View notes
anna-scribbles · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
i need to know everything about them immediately
11K notes · View notes
guardian-of-soho · 8 months
Text
The more I think about the last minutes the more I’m sure Crowley was saying goodbye from the minute Aziraphale told him he’d said yes to Heaven. He doesn’t confess his love like he’s hopeful, he confesses it like a eulogy. He doesn’t kiss him to make a beginning, he kisses him to seal the end. He watches him go like it’s the last time.
Crowley knows Heaven. He knows they’ll want to either make Aziraphale just like them, or destroy him. Either way I think he believes he’s seen his angel for the last time.
10K notes · View notes
luyo-mi · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
🐙❤️
4K notes · View notes
inamindfarfaraway · 2 years
Text
Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -
Tumblr media
why are your legs so long?
I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?
84K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
FNAF movie Vanessa questions the power of remnant
3K notes · View notes
cutter-kirby · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
come on simon
3K notes · View notes
sword-and-stars · 1 year
Text
If I’ve learned anything from about 25 years of actively being engaged in fandom, it’s this: fuck everybody else.
Your favorite character ain’t the fandom’s favorite character? Fuck ‘em.
Your ship is the rarepair or the one people think is icky? Fuck ‘em.
You like the tropes and meta and character analysis that make other people roll their eyes? Fuck ‘em.
Engage with fandom in the ways that make you happy and comfortable and fulfilled and fuck everybody else. Like the things you like because you like them, because not everybody else is gonna love them the way you do.
Be cringe and be free, hallowed be thy name, goddamn.
12K notes · View notes
that-one-weird-cloud0 · 10 months
Text
Batman: You need a new costume. That one provides no protection.
Danny: oh I cant.
Batman: You won’t owe me for it.
Danny: no I literally cant. Like if i remove it it just returns.
Batman:………. Explain.
Danny: look *takes off glove and explodes it into pieces*
*glove reforms on his hand*
Danny: see? Can’t get rid of it. It’ll just heal itself.
Batfam: …
4K notes · View notes
owlmaya · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
saw the og tweet and thought that this, too, is bingqiu
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
shit-sorry-fuck-mybad · 10 months
Text
Merlin and Arthur are one of the only boss/employee romances I’ll take and it’s honestly because Arthur thinks he’s the boss when in reality Merlin runs the show and I think that’s funny
4K notes · View notes
fcthots · 6 months
Text
Jason Todd is the living embodiment of that one meme. Allow me to elaborate.
You: Hey I’m ab to get in the shower. You wanna join me?
Jason: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.
2K notes · View notes
jakeneutron · 1 year
Text
“Do you think EVERYTHING rots?”
Test Animation
Youtube Mirror
4K notes · View notes
enduracarrotchips · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
encounter
5K notes · View notes
puppetmaster13u · 4 months
Text
Prompt 160
Constantine might have made a slight mistake. Just an itty bitty one. Okay maybe not an itty bitty one, but it’s not like he usually deals with Realms beings! No one deals with Realms beings if they can help it, and never willingly! 
So maybe he had been a little more drunk than usual, and maybe a tiny bit more desperate. But he’s pretty sure he didn’t do any hanky-panky with anyone. So he’s very confused as to how the fuck, he apparently has not just one, but three Realms-cores?! 
Seriously, what the actual fuck, who looked at him of all people and decided, yeah, he looks like he could be a dad?! Mom!? Whatever the fuck it is. 
What the fuck is he supposed to do in this situation!?
1K notes · View notes