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shadowbends · 8 months
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“When I did open that portal,” Mikey went on, cutting him off. “Do you know what I was thinking?” He heard Raph’s mouth click audibly shut and waited. When no guesses were forthcoming, he took a shaky breath and hid his face in his brother’s shoulder. “I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t let the Krang out, but I had to help Leo, so…” And oh great, now he was crying too. Mikey sniffed, and forced himself to continue. “All I could think about was wanting you to come and make it better.”
The family sets out to find the ingredients for the elixir meant to help Leo, but is this really the plan? Mikey drags the truth from Draxum and gets more than he bargained for.
(This chapter is a long boy, good lord. The previous ones have all finished around the 12-14 page count, but this chapter's coming in pretty at a full 21. As a reward for all this exposition, Mikey is allowed one (1) f-bomb. As a treat.)
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discflame · 19 days
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new song!
I Dream
check it out!
you can buy or stream it at the following links:
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doozclops · 4 months
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Ocean friends. 🐬🐋
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first scene is gonna be over 1k i feel like a GOD
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vestaclinicpod · 2 years
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Ever wanted to know what's going on inside your boss's head?
This week's bonus story gets inside the mind of Xaelest Adra 🪐 Join our Patreon for access to this and the behind the scenes fun! 
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moinsbienquekaworu · 2 years
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I have so many OCs. I don't know which ones to talk about. I want to draw all of them. I want to have at least one moment I could turn into a scene/series of scenes for all of them. I'm not going to touch my tablet tonight. They don't even have names cause I don't remember which languages they're supposed to speak. Someone ask me about the blorbos from my brain.
#there's uh#there's like. the two other vampires who were staying at raphaël's at around the same tome as meredith#time* i can't type#it's a person i think i'll call alban and a mousegirl (yes. mousegirl (sexual). she's hot. she's allowed.)#they're all vampires because raphaël is like a vampire 'elder' who helps new vampires who don't know what's going on?#then there's - okay i couldn't decide if raphaël should be a guy or a girl so there's him and there's raphaëlle who's also a vampire#and they're like bffs have been for decades etc#and in their friend group there's this uh strawberry tiger girl? who has a boyfriend?#the boyfriend i think is just going to be a human? and they're t4t and they're cute together#i'm getting into big strong girlfriends <3#and then there's also another couple in that circle?#yeah i realised most of my ocs were not dating because as an aro i just have to really focus on romance to make it a part of my ocs' lives#so now i'm overcompensating lol#this other couple is like a vampire elf guy and his technically-a-fairy-but-he-has-a-thing-with-his-wings partner#oh yeah strawberry tiger girl is also a vampire because they're like. a group of vampires#and i used to read uh cheesy vampire fanfics so vampires can have sources here#it's like. a person who's your own personal blood bank lol. in french it's calice like a chalice but in english it's silly i think#and my fave french fanfic to this day uses sources instead of calice so yeah stealing that tabourette thanks for the cool name#there's like mechanics around it and shit but whatever. the partners are their sources too for those two couples#and actually i don't explore sexuality a lot either?#so i'm using the occasion with those four to do something#like different types of relationships etc. which i will not get into details about because yeah no none of my fantasies are going on tumblr#but yeah if you have read all this and have uh. sfw questions about any of the babies go on#wow i have a ramble tag now#wow i have an ocs tag now
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lesbianralzarek · 3 months
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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skellydun · 9 months
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why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.
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ebonyheartnet · 4 months
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-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.
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gertritude-art · 7 months
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just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this
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ditzybat · 1 month
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jason: what’s your darkest secret?
tim: i wrote the most kudos’d superbat fanfic on ao3
damian: i was his beta reader
jason: first you steal my costume, now you steal my spot as most kudos’d fic?!
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AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'
A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.
Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.
I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.
Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.
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What are these acronyms?
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transmascpetewentz · 6 months
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this tweet. but for tumblr
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redsray · 2 months
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The batkids getting in trouble with the JL somehow when undercover or when using aliases and instead of... you know... the aliases... they give their siblings first names. Batman has gotten multiple calls from the JL where they'd be like
Green Lantern: Uh Bats we've got a 'Jason' in custody here he's asking for you.
Batman, panicking bc wtf did Jay do this time:
Tim: Hi!
Batman: You're not Jason.
Tim, dead serious: I don't know what you're talking about.
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slitherpunk · 2 months
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lol. lmao, even
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givemeureyes · 10 months
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day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.
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