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maple-writes · 1 year

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i am so tired of being the only one in my family who seems to think that everything is so damn loud all the time. I can’t enjoy dinner because inevitably everyone is talking while getting their food and clanging cutlery and dishes and its so loud. deafening. I have to eat at a separate table with headphones because after getting worked up them just talking slightly loud watching TV is enough to make me want to strangle someone or just yell at them to be quiet. It’s not even that they’re doing anything crazy so I can’t just tell them to shut up and be quiet but damn... I would like to be able to exist on the main floor without having to recover from it.

#rambling #no one seems to think they’re being loud #add on top of that my sibling and to some degree my dad keep randomly sing-singing #inserting the dog into songs and I hate it #be quiet it’s already so loud stop singing #someone’s clanging dishes someone else is smashing the clumped up ice #the tv is on #why are you now singing????

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alocalfrog · 11 days

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

#boeing #funny #im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life #what in the tv detective show is this

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notbecauseofvictories · 4 months

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi)#(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name · 4 months

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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

#grover underwood #pjo #pjo tv series #percy jackson #the lightning thief #molly mumbles

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everythingsbetterunderthestars · 6 months

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Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.”

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

#Matthew Langford Perry #matthew perry #chandler bing #friends #friends tv #f.r.i.e.n.d.s

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catchymemes · 3 months

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The game show for people who watch pressure washing videos (via)

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #tv shows #food

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h0rsegirlpercy · 5 months

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Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

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monstersanonymous · 5 months

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never really noticed before how TWELVE percy’s quest companion choices are. its his best friend and that one bossy girl that seems to know whats going on. peak group project in middle school choices

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show

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sometiktoksarevalid · 13 days

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#cc #game changer #dropout tv

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mistbornthief · 8 months

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in fucking tears rn

#LITTLE TOMATO AHHHHHHH #lotr #make some noise #dropout tv #the lord of the rings #brennan lee mulligan #i paused the episode to upload this bc again. in TEARS

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animusrox · 22 days

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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

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daily-spooky · 2 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #goth #gothic #horror #alternative #dank memes #dark humor #tv shows

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softestaries · 5 months

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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #the last olympian #percy jackson fandom #Chiron #mr d pjo #percy jackson spoilers

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batcavescolony · 5 months

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Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #disney #disney percy jackson #pjo #rick riordan #disney+#percy jackson tv show #percy jackson tv series #batcavescoloy watches the PJO tv show #batcavescolony watches

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we-are-all-nobodies18 · 1 month

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Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

#avatar the last airbender #atla #atla katara #percy jackson #percy is my spirit animal #imagine them inventing a whole new drink because percy totally would and katara would be down for it hard #pjo #walker scobell #pjo tv #katara

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 2 months

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#shows #tv #television #media #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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