Hold on— wait a minute. Wait hang on what— I— hello?? 😵‍💫

ideal adult team 7 dynamic is sasuke and sakura are divorced but they're the type of divorcees that are best friends and closer than they ever were married and sakura is remarried to naruto and sasuke is very much just living in their house whenever he's not traveling and none of their kids are really sure what the situation is with them

A humble contribution to the Rosquez scholarship:

Cannonball by Supertramp, is the divorce from Rossi's pov

'still you pretend/ and try to call me a friend'

Marc wanting to reconcile

'you've been loose'

Rossi implying that Marc wanted to help fellow Spaniard Jorge

'just feel my rage/why can't you come of age'

I mean, need I add anything ?? The lyrics really speak for themselves. (I'm sure Rossi has made digs at some point about Marc being (too) young, but I can't remember)

'but I've never been so outraged/I'm washing my hands of you'

Compared to Rossi's other rivals, Marc had such a big impact on him, i.e. being so outraged

He rarely speaks of it and didn't/doesn't want to reconcile

He 'felt it all/just like a cannonball'

*sorry I can't make this look more aesthetic

I'm sorry I had to pause the song because this part made me laugh too hard

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

see for a moment with ares telling the kids to 'play their cards right' and them only refering to it as the lotus casino (no hotel), I thought they might do something funny where hermes would be like 'I'll help if you can beat me, the god of gamblers, at a game' and percy would reveal he's a crazy good card shark bc he's watched gabe lose play poker so many times, and he wins. but ALAS.

this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

beautiful women named National Alert System are trying to contact me

I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

why was there a bottle of wine in camp in the first place?? dionysus can't drink and all the campers are under the legal age. is it just. There. to taunt him? does chiron pour himself a big glass to be a bitch whenever mr d wins too many card games?? 😭

15 being kind and caring to 14 was very sweet after years of the doctor hating themselves when they meet up, HOWEVER it is extremely funny that he was like 'bestie beloved babe you are SO traumatized you need to take a break...' as if he doesn't have. the exact same trauma fsdhkshdjfksd I feel like in his head he was like get AWAY from me you sad bitch if I'M repressing my feelings and YOU'RE repressing your feelings then WHO'S FLYING THE TARDIS

'you burn what you'll miss the most so they'll listen' and hard cutting to percy burning blue candy to pray to sally is EVIL