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tomokohara · 1 year

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白尾悠　著『サード・キッチン』

単行本の時に描き下ろした装画を引き続き使用していただきました。　

PB:河出文庫

BD:アルビレオ

#illustration #illustrator #illust #client work #原倫子 #tomokohara #河出文庫 #白尾悠 #サード・キッチン #the third kitchen

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violent138 · 16 days

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Stephanie: "Did you get it?"

Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."

Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."

Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."

Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."

Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"

Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"

Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."

Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.

Jason looked up from his book.

Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."

Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.

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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."

Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."

Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."

Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."

Bruce:

Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."

#A long one #might be funnier to consider these guys breaking something bigger #like burning down part of the kitchen and hastily getting it remodelled before Alfred notices #I'm bored #not a texpost not a mini fic #but a secret third option called testing my followers' patience #batposting #batfamily #tim drake #stephanie brown #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batman

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jimjamjomjum · 5 months

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Movie night

#Pete and Ted talk during movies #and they eat food on the couch all the time #and they tease each other incessantly #stuff Steph never had with her family #she’s adjusting to the culture shock #Ted’s not third wheeling his little brother he’s ✨ doing stuff in the kitchen ✨#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #stephanie lauter #fanart #myart #tgwdlm

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aquilaofarkham · 8 months

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Blasphemous II + concept art by Juan Miguel López Barea

#blasphemous #blasphemous 2 #blasphemous game #the game kitchen #the penitent one #indieedit #gamingedit #concept art #!stuff and things #third image: new wife just dropped lads

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miredball · 8 months

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THE BEAR social media part 11: community love

#the idea here is syd and carmy and The Bear are LOVED #in the first syd and carmy win outstanding chef together because apparently it is possible for both partners of a restaurant to win #in the second..sydney embroiders things for The Bear starting with little fish on her and carmys kitchen towels #then the bottom hem of like tina and marcus and nats aprons #in the third…carmy makes her homemade sprite because she got these star ice trays and he thought she’d think it’d be cute (he’s right)#also because of one other reason….#in the fourth pic sydney is an active part of women cooks circles because women!!!!!#she brought Tina and Nat with her #HELLLOOO #im back!!!!!! I missed making these so much omg #happy saturday to those who celebrate and I will be back soon with more❤️#sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #sydney x carmy #sydcarmy #the bear fx #social media au #sydcarmy instagram #the bear

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yuriyuruandyuraart · 9 months

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i just wanna see more of these two dorks interacting omg >:'D <333

#art #my art #utmv #xtale #cross sans #cross!sans #cross #horror #horror sans #horror!sans #horror x cross #<- technically can be viewed as both platonic or romantic but ngl this ship is such a GEM #goshh i've been quietly viewing them as my third otp for soo long istg there's so little content centered around these two specifically #like!!! fanon horror is already best boy. no if or buts about it- he's the only one that's consistently likable and cool in fics FR #they might make killer a tad bit too annoying or dust too agressive for no reason or cross too. idk- pathetic and whiny?#but horror is the highlight of all these stories imo he's just. GOSH<33333 even when he's evil or ruthless he's PERFECT<3333 #both fanon AND canon horror are cool that's just ten outta ten character right there >:'))) <3333 #and cross is my second fav ofc i want him to get along with our resident himbo like cmon HHH #bonus if horror trusts no one in the kitchen BUT cross because he's the only one that knows how to help with chores and cook (sorta xD)#extra extra bonus if cross is distrustful towards the gang at first but warms up to horror first cause he always reaches out to feed them #AYGSHFGH LIKE!!!! man man man i love these two sm waaa THEM<3333333 #rant over i just wanna draw more of these beans....:'((

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paulic · 5 months

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ok so apparently “Sweet Nothing” by Taylor Swift is about Paul and Linda? And he might have worked on it with her? She credited someone (an alias, “William Bowery”) on the album who she said was Joe Alwyn, her ex partner, but for multiple reasons there’s always been rumours that it wasn’t him

Taylor uses the lyrics “on the way home // I wrote a poem // you say, “what a mind” // this happens all the time”

Here’s a quote from Paul: “I would go out for a run, think of some words, get home from the run, write them down, and make a cup a tea for Linda. I'd make a little tray, and go up, and then I'd say, 'Hey, by the way, do you want to hear some poetry?' She'd always … she'd say, 'Yeah.' And so I wrote that poem. I would come back from a run. With lines of poetry to tell. And having listened, she would say 'What a mind.'”

A Paul archive account posted this quote (an abbreviated version) the weekend Taylor’s album came out, which seems…not accidental. Taylor just randomly liked the tweet, which is a year old, after it was revealed that one of her saddest songs about difficulties in her relationship with Joe wasn’t written during the breakup or shortly before, but in 2021, which makes people doubt very much if a song like Sweet Nothing could have been written by the “happy couple” in 2022.

Additionally, Paul was spotted in Wicklow more than once in 71, which would fit the theme of the song, as it’s about coming home to a partner’s love after the world outside tried to rip you to shreds. Crying screaming throwing up btw

#I listened to the song and tried to find Paul in any of it #‘outside they’re push and shoving’ sounds like something he would say #the kitchen humming thing would fit so well #the trombones in the last third of the song sound like he would like them #but to be honest it’s hard to tell if he’s in there somewhere #paul mccartney #the beatles #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr #classic rock #beatles #richard starkey #brian epstein #george martin #Taylor swift

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hajihiko · 7 months

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I love how you display creepy stuff. With uncanny expressions, body horror, and even setting. The ship the survivors on must be so chilly and old, you could hear footsteps from one end of the ship and night terrors of your neighbor. Properly delightful.

thank u I try very hard! I think horror is one of those things that are insanely hard to nail so I'm super duper glad

#Me when people feel dread from anything I do or say: do you prommy 🥺#Horror is so special to me. If I can do it justice I'm happy #not an art #The ship is cold and damp and out in the middle of nowhere where it's safest... no lights but the stars and moon sometimes #Maybe they need to occasionally black out all electronics to escape detection. And it's just pitch black.#Everyone bunks up with their roomies to wait ut out but the rooms dont have bathrooms or kitchens.#You need to go out so you wake u9 your roomie and you go out into the absolute pitch hand in hand #Maybe a glow stick between you something that can't be seen by other vessels.#A third pair of footsteps joins you. You dont see anything and you cant turn on the lights so you just hold tighter and keep moving.#Is the ship lurching or are you experiencing some sort of vertigo? Is the groaning and creaking just the framework?#Are you SURE whose hand is in yours?#To quote the haunting of hill house: god; god; whose hand was I holding?

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naffeclipse · 10 months

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As Vanessa gets more comfortable with eating, I think cooking shenanigans would be fun

Imagine Y/n and Vanessa looking into sugar free recipes for ANYTHING and trying them out (Eclipse helps)

Y/n can definitely find cryptid themed cooking and baking stuff lol

Vanessa and y/n were planning on trying a recipe one day and y/n wears a cryptid parody apron of "kiss the cook"

They show it to Eclipse and NOW apparently they have PLANS all of a sudden.

Okay, I found a ton of cute aprons with cryptid themes on google so absolutely, yes, Y/N is wearing a cryptid-themed apron! If one said such a thing as "kiss the cook" then how can Eclipse resist stealing them for a second?

Also, Vanessa: Can you let us finish making these cookies before you stick your tongue down their throat?

#y/n turning beet red: okay cryptids banned from the kitchen until cooking done #eclipse: D:#poor vanessa third wheeling hard #suggestive #for vanessa's comment lol #cryptid sightings #cryptid sightings spoilers

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desceros · 1 month

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Thank you for the update

youre always so so welcome

#ask tag #YUMMY FOOD!! FRESH OUT OF THE KITCHEN #symphony tag #that third one on the top feels. yeah.

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draw-the-squad-like-this · 2 years

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draw your trio

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vinceaddams · 7 months

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oough I hate hearing mice running in the ceiling above me, I hate it so very very very much. I am once again wishing I could vaporize mice with my mind.

#mice #the Scurrying Sounds started a couple days ago #no poo in the kitchen yet as far as I've found but it's only a matter of time #third fucking autumn in a row we've had mice!!! >:(

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pocoslip · 10 days

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I'm Very Picky when it comes to White Ultra Magnus Repaints, okay

(Because I Know what a Lazy Ultra Magnus Repaints is when they only have Optimus Prime's Gun, Trailer and sometimes an Orange Axe instead of Blue or Green)

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fooltofancy · 3 months

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not handling existence well rn in any way whatsoever, and it's not even for any drastic reason it's just. overwhelmed by mundanity. if i'm on top of one thing it's because i've stopped paying attention to something else, and there are just so many stupid little things and it's just me in this apartment and i'm tired.

#bilbo moment except the only reason for it is My Brain Is Full Of Holes #i want to take like two weeks off so badly just to rest and maybe vacuum my stupid fucking floors but that's just. not feasible.#i can take a couple of days but if i do that all i can do is sleep lmao i just fucking crash #i'm not even doing anything!!!!!!#i'm not even doing a third of the things i NEED to be doing to fucking function and i'm so tired. i'm so tired.#i bought this rug. that i've wanted for like. so many years finally. and it's still rolled up in my entry because i haven't been able #to con myself into vacuuming my stupid floor #so i can lay it out #everything's messy because my kitchen is clean #or my kitchen is a nightmare because my laundry is put away #idk what to fix to fix everything else it's just me and i'm tired.

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aneurizma · 3 months

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Just witnessed 3 brutal breakups, one of them in an elevator, interesting season is upon the campus

#vampire complains #gonna be brutal when half of the dorm is coupled up for valentines and others half is at war #the elevator breakup was truly interesting guy did not give a shit while the girl was scream crying #the kitchen break up was just funny imagine waiting for your water to boil and decide yeah i am sick of you #the third one was unsuccesful because they broke up but i just saw them holding hands after lunch?#i have so much to study but i am with my other friend pieacing together the couples of our campus

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dayurno · 3 months

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my beautiful ao3 notification telling me you uploaded nearly 10000 words of kevin day getting babygirlified

ITS NOT NEW UNFORTUNATELY just something old i dug up and took out of anon........... i can't believe i posted straight up omegaverse pornography and you chose to comment on this specifically

#fell to my knees in my kitchen. please stop sending me asks about that fic i cant do it anymore #its bad its bad its bad i only took it out of anon to cope #third ask in a few minutes........................................... awawawa #asks

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