#the great molasses flood
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between the great molasses flood and the tea party, boston harbor has to be one of the most beverage harbors
Bold move claiming molasses is a beverage. It's barely a liquid.
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#i love date specific memes#tumblr meme calendar#boston molasses flood anniversary#the great molasses flood#boston molasses disaster#this has been a shitpost#humor#history memes#this day in history#1k#i meme but what an awful way to die#they say on a warm day youbcan still smell the molasses which i question#however molasses smell is sooo disgusting to me#i love gingerbread but rarely make it bc the smell is so bad at first
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Everyone pay your respects to that one horse from puppet history. He died today.
Keep on clip-cloppin into the light buddy
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#history#historical#historical events#weird#humans are weird#the great molasses flood#the radioactive Boy Scout#the dancing plague#the emu war
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My Top 10 Puppet History Songs
In preparation for season 6 of Puppet History I have decided to rank my personal top 10 Puppet History songs in the order of how much of a fucking banger they are and also include my personal favorite Lyrics:
"Hatshepsut" - “And so it’s with respect that we / Remember on occasion / She kicked ass”
“Asmodeus”- “I’ll scare the shit out of nuns, cause it's fun”
“Come on up”- “I saw the whole JFK assassinnation and I know exactly who did it, I can't tell you who but I can tell ya, they DID that. Anyway let's get back on track with some scatting”
“It's the End of History ''- “Cuz there's no stopping what's to come, some shits sketched into the stars calamity's you can't outrun.”
"Gore On The Shore" - Now this samurai’s cuttin me/you down to size / We must be denser than wood to not realize”
"Clip Clop Into The Light"- “I hope my wife died too, so I can see her soon And smooch her spooky horse-ghost lips, And stare into her gorgeous fucked-up oblong horsey pupils As we drift into the vast abyss”
"Pieces of Me"- “And who knows, Gust a wind could blow on by, Lift that pile on upward, Lemme see that pale blue sky”
“You Got the Pox!”- “And You’ll probably die but hey on the bright side, you got a couple new friends who’ll be with you ‘till the end scabs-n-pus”
"French Heads"- “ French HEADS, season ‘em lightly, A bordelaise for Claire, a pinch of pepper on Pierre”
“Stool of Gold”- “A stool of gold A stool-stool of gold”
Special Mentions:
"Snitch On The Rich"- “As discussed You mustn't trust that upper crust Toss their asses on the menu 'Cause it's time to EAT”
"I Spew Goo '' - “And, look, I hate to do this, Just gonna bury yr town rq :( But spewin’ goo’s my truth, sis :)
"Choke For The Gold!"- “I MUST DOUSE MY HELLISH FLAME WITH YOUR SUBSERVIENT SWEAT”
“One hell of a me out of the pieces of you”- “I’m not a surgeon but I’ll try my level best, I’m gonna flay you up and down, leave you bleeding on the ground and make my own Bergara vest”
#puppet history#watcher entertainment#watcheredit#watcher#shane and ryan#shane madej#ryan bergara#ryan and shane#the professor#professor mcnasty#the great molasses flood#hes very upset infinity tiger didnt make the list#rip infinity tiger#puppet history season 6#please enjoy this it caused the largest debate i’ve ever had with my fiancé#shaniac#jelly beans#buzzfeed unsolved
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happy 105th anniversary of the boston molasses flood to all who celebrate
#my 8 year long special interest LMAO#boston molasses flood#the great molasses flood#puppet history#i guess?? why not
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Thinking about the time I wanted to show my friend my favorite episode of puppet history after talking about it for months with her and trying to get her to watch it and I showed her the Great Molasses Flood and was laughing through the whole thing cause I love that episode and at the end she said "it would've been better if I was drunk" and I went. ok. And then she proceeded to make me watch like 5 of those old rap battles between either historical figures or fictional characters and she kept saying, isn't this so funny, these are so smart and great, they don't make videos like this anymore, and I had to sit there and say wow, and yeah, and that's pretty funny, as if she didn't just shit on my favorite episode from one of my favorite pieces of art, and then force me to watch rap battles with characters from movies I've never seen
#fr i was so bummed and disappointed#we watched so many rap battles#youtube#puppet history#the great molasses flood#the great molasses flood of 1919#shane madej#and i told her about shane madej and i was like. hes great. i think hes super talented#and she went. buzzfeed guy kinda lame#this is also the same person that turned my music down in the car and then blares her music and yells over it so she can still hear it#rap battles#youtube rap battles#she was like. you gotta watch the rest of them and i said maybe. i will not be watching them#why is it ok for people to shit on my interests and then expect praise for their shitty interests?#watcher#watcher entertainment
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Happy anniversary to the Great Boston Molasses flood of 1919! Thinking of you!
#molasses#the great molasses flood#the great Boston molasses flood of 1919#it’s been 105 years#hands down my favorite event in American history#I have a book about it#dark tide by Stephen Puleo#it’s fascinating#and very telling#I say stuff and things#text post
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mishima should not be in Boston Massachusetts on January 15th 1919
Kazumi Mishima shouldn't be in Boston , Massachusetts on January 15th of 1919, otherwise witnessing the Great Molasses Flood.
#Mishima In Places He Shouldn't Be#the great molasses flood#your turn to die#yttd#kazumi mishima#Code Red: Mishima In Impending Danger#Historical Locations#Real Locations
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I know y'all never interact with my poems but thinking about this one again
#poetry#my poetry#original#my writing#writing#the great molasses flood#boston massacre#history#gail speaks
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January 15th,
1919
The citizens of Boston couldn’t outrun it
History was taking its course
No one could fight it
Not a man,
Not the strength of a horse
There’s no sweetness in this
Just an overwhelming void
Climbing over the townships
Claiming all it’s destroyed
You thought you’d cover it
With a coat of paint
Look at all the desolation
Writhing in desperation
You’ll never be free
It clings
To your skin
Capitalistic sin
The reaper’s toothy grin
Decayed and rotten
Fermented sugars
Spill and boil within
All cos you wanted molasses
All cos you wanted molasses
All cos you wanted molasses
More than a city’s worth
Maybe you should live without sugar for once
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Related to today being the anniversary of the Great Molasses Flood, my grandfather was born in Boston in 1932 and claimed that you could still smell molasses in the North End on a hot day through his childhood.
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I was not expecting the musical number at the end of Puppet History episode about The Great Molasses Flood to hit me so hard, but I just lost my very young cat and a horse going to heaven is really hitting me in the feels.
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wha-
imagine you are just going about your day and suddenly you are hit by a wAVE OF BROWN SUGAR FLAVOURING
JUST
MOLASSES
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jared, 19? No im boston '19 *drowns in molasses*
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Recently I remembered a little...meme? Thing I made a year or two back. Because I was trying to talk to my friends about the great Molasses Flood and they just didn't know what I was talking about.
I was desperate for someone to understand me and my small itty bitty obsession with the Great Molasses Flood
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