I have four more days of house/dog sitting and holy shit I wanna go home so bad. I do not like existing in someone else’s space.

What was the point of Alpha if Scully didn't get to adopt another dog?

the second scully entered mulder's office she signed over the rights for her personal space to him and only him and he did the same.

all they know how to do is gaze at each other, have intense eye contact, be bisexual, and lie to the government.

I had an English person make me tea the other day and the ferocity with which she poured the boiling water over my tea bag caused the bag to rupture so there were a ton of loose leaves at the bottom of my cup. I was way too nervous and embarrassed to say something but uh what would I have said in that scenario?

working late at the hoover building

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(flirting) hey, do you wanna develop folie à deux together?

I think we have to consider that the if one of the attached-at-the-hip FBI’s-most-unwanted superstar duo gets sick then the other IMMEDIATELY gets sick too. One feels sniffly and then they both show up at the office the next day hazy and feverish (out of dogged determination on Scully’s part and a small amount of shittiness-healed-by-Scully on Mulder’s) and then Skinner walks in like “what the hell happened to you two. why are you both here go home”. They spend every waking moment together if one of them gets ill then it will obviously be mutually so

i agree 100% and i need a fic where this happens immediately

Rob Bowman, The X-Files: Fight the Future (1999 DVD audio commentary) // The X-Files: Fight the Future (1998)

I think we have to consider that the if one of the attached-at-the-hip FBI’s-most-unwanted superstar duo gets sick then the other IMMEDIATELY gets sick too. One feels sniffly and then they both show up at the office the next day hazy and feverish (out of dogged determination on Scully’s part and a small amount of shittiness-healed-by-Scully on Mulder’s) and then Skinner walks in like “what the hell happened to you two. why are you both here go home”. They spend every waking moment together if one of them gets ill then it will obviously be mutually so

i agree 100% and i need a fic where this happens immediately

any of the people who semi-regularly work with scully and mulder probably have an introductory x files speech ready to go for any newbies

"...and last but not least, take a look at the two agents over there"

"we're all waiting for the day they finally make out at a crime scene, but until then, if you want to keep your sanity, do NOT interact with both of them at once. you WILL be traumatized for life. any questions?"

"...are they. married?"

"fuck if i know, but talk to carl and you can join the betting pool."

Scully's report: And so, my time in captivity forced me to grapple with the essential truth that in order to stop monsters, we must understand them. Yet who is to say that as we learn to empathize with monsters, we shall not become them?

Skinner: ...so, do you want some mental health leave, or...

Mulder's report: Though it remains unproven whether the past life regression I underwent is valid, are we not all a collection of past lives? Who is to say that the people we once were are not dead? Who is to say we are not haunted by the ghosts of all who we could have been? Or is the self merely an illusion, a thousand pieces of different shredded photographs that we have pasted together and convinced ourselves is whole?

Skinner, removing his glasses to pinch the bridge of his nose: What...what is...I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this

gasping and fainting over her collarbones like a victorian virgin seeing a naked ankle for the first time

any of the people who semi-regularly work with scully and mulder probably have an introductory x files speech ready to go for any newbies

"...and last but not least, take a look at the two agents over there"

"we're all waiting for the day they finally make out at a crime scene, but until then, if you want to keep your sanity, do NOT interact with both of them at once. you WILL be traumatized for life. any questions?"

"...are they. married?"

"fuck if i know, but talk to carl and you can join the betting pool."

Gazing

'I do not gaze at Scully' Mulder.

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