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supremeladyoftherandom · 10 hours

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I'm rewarching season 2 and I can't get enough of how Azula completed everything her family couldn't do for 100 years as a side quest

her government-assigned task is to get zuko

the insane part is she pretty much got him after 5 minutes but the captain was an idiot

to not be updooded like that ever again she finds the only other 2 capable people in this nation

while acquiring the second one she just. runs into avatar. woulda got him if not for a king earthbending with his chin

then she just. decides to capture the avatar because why not. how hard can it be, it's a child and they leave trail of fur and smashed cabbages everywhere they go (zuko you idiot)

she runs into kyoshi warriors. she captures them and take their fans and facepaint (a secret thing that will be useful later and much later)

oh the avatar is going to ba sing se. you know what would be funny. if we got in by a hole in the great wall we just drilled (uncle iroh you idiot)

oh this city is kinda screwed. you know what would be funny. it we took over. with their own secret service (long feng you idiot)

she runs into katara who just info dumps how zuko is living his coffee shop au. might as well collect him, that is why she got here in the first place

oh look everyone is gathered. might as well seize the day. zuko is a hero :) and aang is dead :) and we kinda pretty much won the war (fire nation you idiots)

ALL IT TOOK WAS SOME STRATEGIC MEET-CUTES AND MAKEUP (ozai you idiot)

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supremeladyoftherandom · 10 hours

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you know what. facts time

why your ship isn't canon:

zutara - the show is a) not 7 seasons long to fit all that development and b) not titled The Last (Southern) Waterbender. but you guys ignored those facts, took every zuko interaction and made it yours. and I can respect that.

tokka - bataar jr does indeed look like sokka and there was a blush that one time but unfortunately it is a little known fact that beifongs just. happen. (lao and poppy are outliers- married to become even richer together and to avoid talking to other rich people at boring parties. but make no mistake toph was brought by a badgermole)

mailee - the creators were cowards

zukka - the creators were cowards

tyzula - can only work as role play flirting and that would really strain the actresses' vocal cords, be nice

taang - do people really wanna see two little girls fall in love

sokkla - the visual would've been lethal to everyone around (except maybe aang and momo. appa would've eaten someone tho. crunch)

jetara - here comes the boy with his wheat and confidence and eyebrows. an actual threat to kaatang, sentenced to death by rock (the ONLY time someone is hit with a boulder and doesn't brush it off)

jetko - the comedic potential of this one was too great to make the final cut

azulaang - sir this is a kids show

azutara - ......zero surviors. the recording booth is either frozen or cinders. damn

azuredeem - the creators can't write that far

azufirenationempireclassbattleship - the creators were COWARDS

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supremeladyoftherandom · 1 month

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