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can we talk about how Guillermo tells bedtime stories to nandor probably on a daily basis??? like he tucks Nandor in his little coffin and just tells him stories. like how cute is that. But like its probably all off cam and the only reason we get to see it cuz the crew is more bold now or they just got more comfortable with the crew over the years. This really adds another layers to those time guillermo leaves..... and just how much of theyre relation progress and everything that we dont really see cuz they happen off cam.
#wwdits#What We Do in the Shadows#what we do in the shadows s5#wwdits nandor#wwdits spoilers#lazlo wwdits#wwdits s5#wwdits nadja#guillermo de la cruz#guillermo my beloved#nandor the relentless#nandor#collin robinson#wwdits colin robinson#the crew knew whats up#crew#mockumentary#lazlo#nadja#the guide
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FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT.
AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT.
THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS,
BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS.
A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH,
A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.
#cw gore#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#chip jrwi#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#I LLOOOVE POETRYYY I LOVE MAKING WORDS RHYME IN STRANGE WAYS AND DESCRIBING VISCERA AND VIOLENCE OR WAHTEVER. YKNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE#CHHHIIIIIIIBBOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL MAAANN WWHAT. WHAT HAPPENED. OH MY GOD. IVE BEEN SAYING FOREVER. I NEEED CHIP TO GET SCARIER.#HE HAS THE POTENTIAL! I KNOW HE DOES! HAUNTED BOY WITH THE HAUNTED EYES WHAT TRAUMAS HAVE YOU SEEN? AND WERE THEY YOUR FAULT? THINK ABOUT I#EVERY FAMILY HAS CRUMBLED AROUND HIM. HIS BIRTH FAMILY CRUMBLED BEFORE HE KNEW IT. HIS SECOND FAMILY DROWNED. THIRD BURNED TO THE GROUND#AND SHALL THIS NEXT FAMILY JOIN THEM? CHIIIIP YOU UNFORTUNATE BOY YOU HAVE WITNESSED SO MUCH CALAMITY#YOU ARE CALAMITY BOYYY AHAHAHAHA DONT YOU SEEE!! ZOMBIFIED AND DEAD. TRUELY MORE HAUNTED THAN EVER BEFORE. THIS WILL BE FUN#THE FIRE HURTS WHEN IT BURNS TOO LONG. BUT NOW YOUR NERVES ARE DEAD AND YOUR MIND IS FREE. BURN THIS CORPSE AS YOU WISH TO GET WHAT YOU WAN#CHIP IS NOT THE FIRE HE IS THE MATCH. I LOVE THAT IDEA SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF IT. OHHH AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CORRUPTION#bizly mentioned that chip wants to be a good captain. in his most corrupted state however. he would be the BEST captain..#thAT DOESNT MEAn hes gonna just suddenly be all controlling. the BEST captain keeps his crew safe. keeps them together. keeps them alive.#and chip is doing just that! he doesnt need to stop being a good captain just bc of the corruption! he just needs to be the BEST CAPTAIN#AND THATS SUBJECTIVE BABY!! im so excited to see where chips zombie arc goes. neeeed him to get scarier and just a little more fucked up.#neEED HIM TO PERFORM ABHORANT ACTIONS THAT HAVE JAY N GILL GOING ' dude woah what the fuck...'#RIGHT I SHOULD TALK ABT MY ART TOO. this one took TOO LONGGGstarted out witha sketch how did it end up like this...#the heart and the blood KILLED ME. LOOK AT MY RENDERING LIKE HWAAATT#better not see any more mistakes after i post this.... i cant fight withit anymore....STILL RLY PROUD THO..#I WAnted to make it visually LOOK like the grossest vomiting sound possible#i want it to make your throat feel uncomfortable. am i achieving that? i hope i am. thats tubes dude!!! like cmahn!
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if the egg arc was a tv show it would HAVE to be a mockumentary in a similar style of wwdits. half of bad’s confessionals are him swooning about skeppy and the other half are him trying to convince the viewers to join the eggpire. skeppy is never actually seen on-camera. occasionally the camera zooms into antfrost in the background of a convo smoking a fat blunt. whenever someone is thrown into the egg chamber you can hear the camera crew playing rock paper scissors because ONE of them has to follow to keep recording but none of them want to do it.
#icarus speaks#drug ment#some other notes:#they tried to record purpled once but lost the footage#bc he sliced straight through the camera with his sword and sent dogchamp after the crew#occasionally a crew member gets sacrificed to the egg#they knew what they were signing up for. it happens
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Ivankov blackmailing crocodile... is this when the crocodile mama thing spun out
#but isnt it worrying that he wants to go against whitebeard when he is on ace's side#crocodile got his outfit on already damn#jewels already#the mid episode thingies make me miss the crew.... i miss you franky.... i miss you robin.... i miss you nami....#ace is looking so beautiful strapped in that chair.....#so urethral#looking at the clouded sun...#luffy looks so much like a boy now#idk what they did to him but considering the situation it just makes it worse...... my liddol boy suffering.....#the prison guards are being subjected to such horrors... and i know theyre not paid well#oh mr 1...... of course......... crocodile dont you fucking dare fuck this up#WHY are people commenting that they think crocodile was a woman before and thats his secret. i though you guys were joking#like hello crocomom is plausible???? what the fuck#like me thinking luffys mom must be beautiful bc he doesnt look like his father AT ALL. but he doesnt look like his other father either lmao#well we havent seen him before so idk but.....#that is such a wild plot to keep luffys mother a secret lmao#anyways if ace knew the alliances luffy is making to get him out. like if he knew anything at this point.... like look how much he loves you#i am making myself suffer atp. ill stop lmao#talking tag#watching one piece#episide 443#fuck chapter 22 out of 35 (i think) i cant do this
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eliot and the security team union was so fucking cute also I’d die for all of them
#‘you don’t really work here do you’ ‘you still fixin to do’ I LOVE THIS MAN#HE KNEW ELIOT WASNT A WORKER BUT LET HIM DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE HE WAS DOING GOOD WORK AND WAS A GOOD PERSON#i need a million more instances where people *know* the leverage crew is Up To Something possibly illegal and just. like. vibe with it#because honestly same#i aint paid enough to care about crime sorry not sorry#let these hot criminals ruin careers not my problem#fuck around and find out#i need him and eliot to be canon friends after this it’s what eliot deserves#also hardison in this episode was so funny#the work study job#leverage redemption#leverage redemption 2.10#leverage redemption season 2#eliot spencer#mine
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Usopp didn't like lemonade.
There wasn't anything deep about it, he just didn't like the taste so he avoided it.
Though, there was an exception.
"Sanji-kun~" Usopp called, clasping his hands together. "Do you have any extras?"
Sanji, having just finished serving the girls and was heading back to the galley, said, "Everyone else's snacks are on the table."
Luffy's triumphant cry was heard moments later, like clockwork.
"Drinks too?" Usopp asked, batting his lashes.
Sanji huffed, a small smile growing on his lips. "I only made enough for the girls, but I think we still have lemonade in the fridge."
"Really?" Usopp grinned. "Thanks Sanji!"
Sanji averted his eyes, a red tint growing on his cheeks. "It's just leftovers," he mumbled.
And just like every day before, Usopp would walk into the galley, spy the tall slim glass with a little umbrella sitting on the bar. There would be a juicer on the drying rack, poorly hidden behind a cutting board. And Usopp would sit down, and sip the too-sweet, too-sour drink through a yellow straw.
He would give Sanji his approval- best lemonade he'd ever had, and that was the truth-
And then Sanji- Sanji's face would brighten considerably, in this one specific way, in this one specific moment. His eyes would widen and his face would get a little pink and he'd stare at Usopp as if he'd been struck with some beautiful epiphany.
And Usopp would cherish that moment, savour it, hold it close. So that when it passed- when it passed and they got on with their days, he could daydream about that face- that expression. He could imagine improbable scenarios of confessing his love and seeing that face again.
He would regret it all that same night, agonizing over what he was doing. And all for what? A few moments of having Sanji's precious face focused on him? Focused on his false compliments? His lies by omission?
In the morning, all his worries would retreat, hiding away with the moon. He would tend to his garden, sketch, maybe fish- whatever he did, he would fill his time before the midday snack and the cycle would start anew.
Ah, but he was getting ahead of himself.
"Nothing's 'just leftovers' when you make it!" Usopp said confidently. "It's gonna be great, I can tell."
Sanji rolled his eyes, his cheeks still a little red. "Yeah, yeah, enough with the flattery." He lightly pushed Usopp's back. "Get going before Luffy drinks it all."
"Oh shit-!"
Usopp didn't like lemonade.
There wasn't anything deep about it, he just didn't like the taste so he avoided it.
But- he mused, sitting across from Sanji's expectant eyes, the glass cradled in his hands- he would drink it every day of his life, if Sanji made it for him.
#one piece#sanuso#hehehe eventual reveal of Usopp lying about liking the lemonade and Sanji not even noticing would be baddd#realistically. Sanji would get pissed at him. make him a different drink after he forgave Usopp. and thatd be that#but i like drama so. Sanji is now questioning if Usopp has ever liked anything Sanji has ever made <3#and he cant trust Usopp's word when he said it was just the lemonade so yeah. bad times for Sanji#moping around. trying to stick to making stuff he Knows Usopp likes-#not bc Usopp told him but bc he asked the others what they knew about food Usopp likes#which then alerts the crew that something's up but much of them take it as a weird lover's quarrel and leave it alone#nemo the writing ho#oh yeah if it wasnt clear Sanji lives for this daily routine about as much as Usopp does. Usopp just doesn't notice lmao
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Okay but so much of the Fulcrum title/position is based around the ability to recruit, the ability to not only see the potential in people but to be the person that turns them over to the Rebellion, convinces them to stand up and fight, to turn on everything they know and believe in for the cause!!!
"It has to be you. You do this every day. Tell them what to do."
Like THIS is the Fulcrum that Cassian will become. THIS is the man that says make 10 men feel like 100. The person that brings a group of soldiers to Jyn in her mission, who has a group of recruits willing to follow him into hell at a moment's notice.
Cassian is executing and planning the details of the breakout with Melshi & Co., sure, but he knows Kino is the key to the entire plan. He knows once he's convinced Kino, the rest will follow. For any of it to work, he has to inspire the one person who believed in keeping your head down and quietly serving out your sentence the most. He showed and made Kino believe the truth, and in turn Kino used his leadership abilities to convince 5,000 prisoners to escape together as a unit according to the plan.
Cassian inspires people, even if he doesn't realize that's what he's doing.
Ahsoka is genuine and kind (and goes headfirst into a lot of trouble lol) and it convinces people to the point that no matter how hard she tries to keep her head down, she can't help getting involved.
Kallus connected with Zeb. He connected with the Ghost crew. He realized that he'd been on the wrong side and turned himself into a Rebellion asset from the inside, using his knowledge and connections for good. He's one among many Imperial defectors.
They all do it differently but THAT is what being a Fulcrum is about, the ability to connect with people and lead others to the light.
#idk idk idk i just love team fulcrum#i wish we knew more about Kallus' time as a rebel tbh#but i always assumed it would involve flipping Imperials specifically because he knows what it was like to be one#versus ahsoka who just trips into the worst situations while specifically trying to hide that she was a jedi lmaooo#but then in rebels she convinces the ghost crew to join up full time etc.#star wars#andor#andor spoilers#star wars rebels#star wars: rebels#rogue one#cassian andor#fulcrum#ahsoka tano#alexsandr kallus
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Some shots of a scene from our AU that will live rent free in my brain forever ✨️
#augh seriously i was so in awe and baffled by Left Suit's charm and ability to sweettalk his way with Bulldozer#I'm sure both me and Bulldozer felt like Goofy getting kissed by the mailman#Left Suit kissed Bulldozer to retrieve a missing piece of his soul essence that had been placed within him during his creation#Left Suit had started off their greeting by explaining he was the Major Player's Hollywood ; this immediately caught Bulldozer's attention#and he treated him with respect right off the bat as Dave is an important individual#Left Suit had asked for Bulldozer to let go of Spruce and Alton [they were trying to stop Bulldozer from going back to the conglomerate as#they knew he was gonna get some people killed for what they'd done to him]. Bulldozer was also fighting off Rocketeers during this#anyways ; Left Suit asked the Rocketeer to back off politely and they did albeit with hesitation and took Spruce and Alton out of the crater#with them. Left Suit then asked Bulldozer if he'd be interested in dancing while they talked and he said sure#Lord ; Left Suit was good at keeping the situation calm despite Bulldozer's flared up temper atm#he was quick to deescalate any worries big man seemed to have ; he even offered him an office space and ideas to turn the expansion around#Bulldozer was hesitant and stubborn at first but ultimately was talked into a compromise that he'd get an office in the Sellbot factory#and the ability to speak with maintenance crew and molemen to see who he'd want hired in the expansion#however ; good for Chip Spruce and Alton ; Bulldozer didn't want anyone from the previous crew to return on the project#he'd rather have all skelecogs#sorry for the rambling lol! i hope this is enough context ^^ feel free to ask about anything#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#toontown: corporate clash#toontown#au#ttcc au#Bulldozer#Left Suit#mr. hollywood
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if the sub imploded on sunday then What did they record banging consistently every 30 minutes that sounded like morse code omg
#titan submersible#molly mumbles#this isn't like a. conspiracy post I'm genuinely wondering#like I know theres plenty of noise in the ocean#its the 'every 30 minutes' statement and the fact they kept bringing up the crew#member that knew morse#like.....hello what???#either way it's awful
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Code name SEVENTEEN🕶️ 조슈아, 버논 요원의 특별한 만남 | '미션 임파서블: 데드 레코닝 PART ONE' INTERVIEW🎙
#seventeen#joshua#vernon#230715#p: youtube#this is seriously so random i wonder how this came about#when it was teased i wondered if it was gonna be part of the apple podcast#or maybe like josh and vern hosting an interview on behalf of netflix kr (or something similar)#but no its just straight up on svts channel????#idk if it will be weirder if this is just a random one off thing or if this suddenly becomes a series where they interview more ppl#i mean it was totally fun and i wouldnt complain if we got more interviews im just baffled#i guess its possible someone on the MI crew/marketing team knew of svt and reachced out to do something for promotions#and im sure vernon would have jumped at the opportunity haha maybe thats what happened#but yeah the interview was fun haha#Youtube
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some quotes from yami bakura when he’s introduced
#yugioh#ygo#yugioh manga#manga panels#ryou bakura#yami bakura#anime#manga#it's crazy bc in the manga ryou and yami have like . . . a deal#yami believes in paying rent and being nice to his host#no wonder ryou just let him stay there#in the anime he straight up abuses ryou#also does yami even know what a crew cut is#he knew how to use a computer too
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[bad end posting] tazia probably sends melanie something for her video too tbh. g-d. someone who knew what his childhood was like. the only person who was even a little bit present for it. she would have so much to say about her friend.
#r.txt#bad end tag#pbr tag#to new people: tazia is a key character in PBR that i introduce in the prologue root & branch#she's gerry's childhood friend who he made a pact with for their family lines to end with them#and she helps them get danny out of venice and she's a nice person she's just. corruption/buried aligned and so that's Yeowch.#they don't tell her he's dead for two weeks. she would struggle to forgive them for that#given that gerry told her finally - recently - that she was his best friend all along. not m*ke or even the rest of the crew#someone who knew what he grew up living in. who his mother was. the depth of his pain before he could control it.#she would want to help melanie with her video about him. would be insulted if she wasn't asked.
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just started the jaya/skypeia (?) arc and blackbeard's nonbinary???? good for him ig
#god watching a show when you know all the broad strokes but none of the little details is always soo fun#like i knew chopper was in the crew#but his backstory had me tearing up#also what the fuck#did not expect to dislike robin during the alabasta arc that much#cant wait to get to enies lobby#one piece#op blackbeard
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BACK TO ONE PIECE LETSGOOOOO
#nami put luffy in a cage.... dont let sanji see that.... again nami demonstrating how she is the strongest ever.....#why is franky the boat akshaksjskqjqk ROBIN NEARLY 1000 MILLION YEAAAAAHHHHH#sanji exploded </3 rip the smoking got to him..... luffys snapshot in the cage beaten up akdhsksjsk#jinbes theme is a banger.... buggy lmaoo chacho means president??? that is so funny... CHACHOOOO!!! also buggy owning croc money... banger#these two divas sitting cross legged on the couch bullying buggy.... ajhdkajsa buggys bounty akdhsksjsks#this whole episode was so funny lmao buggy....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1086#luffy wanted yamato to join the crew omg....... i mean of course but he was maaaad.... i kew yamato was a nakama for sure#marco telling luffy ace would be proud of him and smiling.... didnt that happen before and he got sad??? development#SERAPHIM?? THE NEW PACIFISTAS?? why tf does she look like hancock??? OMG MARGARET!!! FUCKING BLACKBEARD??? IN AMAZON LILY???#baby angel mihawk too??? what is this.... KILL BLACKBEARD YES!!!! THROW HIM INTO THE SEA!!! LET THE SEA RECLAIM HIM!!!#so pretty sure what garp was talking about were the seraphim pacifistas..... just keep making things worse old man sure#koby is gay confirmed see.... helmeppo got got... the downsides of being bisexual...#BLACKBEARD GOT HER!!! GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HER!!!!#episode 1087#hancock lying on rayleighs legs omg... those are her parents ALSO SHAKKY EX KUJA CAPTAIN AND EX EX EMPERESS??? RAYLEIGH?????#why does amazon lily have a giant portrait of luffy on the palace facade akdhaksjaka i mean i DO know why.....#who tf is wang zhi and what did koby do.... and blackbeard is NASTY!!!! RAYLEIGH GET HIM!!! this reminds me of shanks in marineford... a lo#koby kidnapped by blackbeard?? omg kuma....... he is alright.... why the cherry blossom petals in between them ajdjsksjwk#see how sabo is alive.... but why does koala have blue eyes and orange hair now.... luffy having a crisis#i was thinking is carobou om that fucking barrel and YES why us brook crying akdhsk what do you know#zoro using luffy's words against him.... but i dont think ace is a good example of this.... zoro and sanji fighting about who is on top....#luffy asking robin for news.... BUT ROBIN I WANT TO KNOW!!!! omg this ending???? WHAT DID LUFFY SAY???? that was beautiful.............#he said he wants to give everyone freedom i know it... and he needs to be pirate king for that.... he knew since he was a child.....#omg....... the one piece is freedom for everyone and for some reason roger couldnt do it he wanted his son to do it.....#back on my theories grind....#episode 1088#LUFFY!!!! THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!
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Shout out to my beloved budtenders for always having my back I barely have to say anything and they take care of me I love them so
#tip your budtenders!! be good to them!!!#i rolled up like 'hey so the eddies i have are great but keep me up all night' and they immediately knew why and got me a different kind#and mentioned i seemed on edge did i need anything else so i straight up said i have my cancer ultrasound tomorrow and it's big#and im kinda freaking and its causing my body to revolt all over. this star comes back a moment later with two different preroll packs#both on discount putting them square in my price range and says 'this one for tonight for anxiety and body pain to get you ready for it'#'and this one for after the exam and the doc is finished when you can relax and need to kill the adrenaline'#like- without me having to explain what my usual medical experience is like they knew and im grateful because its miserable#so im an eddie in finally starting to feel the pain ebb. Sapporo open. char siu bao fresh out of the steamer.#gonna watch some parts Unknown before having a smoke and a salt bath and going to bed hella early#but i wish everyone a crew of budtenders as excellent as the ones at Maggie's
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