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THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SM ToT

Prints, stickers etc!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. From left to right, full body of Nandor, Guillermo, Nadja, Laszlo, Colin, and the Guide sleeping on a plush red velvet bed together, snuggling in a line. Nandor is in a patterned tunic and trousers, feet bare, and is spooned up behind Guillermo with his right arm around his waist, hand reaching across him to Nadja's hip. His left arm is stretched out above their heads and his right foot is bent up to wedge itself between Guillermo's legs. He smiles dreamily as he drools into Guillermo's hair. Guillermo is wearing a black tee shirt, grey sweatpants, and white socks. He is laying on his side, back snug against Nandor with his right arm thrown around Nadja and his left arm trapped against his chest. His right leg is hiked up over her thigh. Nadja is wearing a loose dark purple chemise with long sleeves, fishnet stockings held up by suspenders, and no shoes. She is laying on her back, mouth slack in sleep, with her right arm wrapped around Guillermo's shoulders and her left arm thrown up above her, fingers tangling with Nandor's. Her legs are splayed akimbo, right knee fighting for space with Nandor's foot between Guillermo's legs and left leg tossed over Laszlo to tangle their ankles together. Laszlo is wearing a cream nightshirt and socks with garters and is tucked up against Nadja's opposite side, face wedged up in the crook of her neck. His left arm is tucked around her waist, wedging under Guillermo's arm to touch his fingers to Nandor's. Both of his legs are tucked up beneath Nadja's left hip, left leg lifted slightly to hook their ankles together. Colin Robinson, fully dressed in an argyle sweater, cords, and dress shoes in various shades of beige, is spooning Laszlo with his legs tucked right up against his. His left arm is threaded under Laszlo's to reach Nadja, where he idly palms her breast. His right arm is braced against the bed for his head to lean upon. Colin appears to be the only one awake, and looks up at the viewer with a knowing smile. The Guide, also fully dressed in black boots, skirt, jacket, and gloves, is spooning Colin, almost as if she snuck into the cuddle pile after everyone else was already in bed. She smiles contentedly with her cheek pressed against his shoulder, hands gripping his shoulders and knees tucked behind his.

2. Same image in a close up just on their heads. /end ID

NANDERMO CHARM INTEREST CHECK‼️

I’ve ordered a VERY small quantity of these charms for a first run, but if there’s enough interest I’ll open them up for preorders after the fact !!

they’ll have a silver moon clasp and glitter epoxy on the front :)

if not interested / genuinely considering buying, don’t respond to the poll, please !

thank you, and reblogs appreciated :) 🫶🏼

the only thing i'm thinking abt rn is how much i love vampires. they're my fave ever like yes please come inside and suck my blood. make yourself at home. do u want something to eat before you drain my entire body? maybe we can go out for some dinner! yeah haha sorta like a date i guess. i mean- would you be into that orrr

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 1.06

hello stranger...

I needed a longer aisle for all the "un canonizing" moments for the Nandermo nation

It has been fun, guys

[ID: five photographs of a small doll of Guillermo De La Cruz from What We Do In the Shadows with a yellow background. His face, feet, and hands are made of clay, and his clothes are made from fabric. he is wearing a striped shirt, grey trousers, and a brown waistcoat with stitched details and clay buttons. he has two stakes, one covered in blood. in the last photo, there is also a salt lamp, and a funko pop and polaroid photo of Guillermo. End ID]

HERE HE IS!!!! my lil guillermo doll that i made for @vampfangzzz birthday!!! i've been slowly working on him since september & finally finished a couple of weeks ago. he's made from clay & needle felt on a wire armature and stands at about 13cm tall. my friend also took these gorgeoussss photos 😍😍

Kayvan is all of us today

"One of the best ways to drain people's energy nowadays is via the internet” -Colin Robinson

Fuck-Ing Guy; {Credit}

It’s Viago Vensday :] Featuring Viago, his boyfriend and his besties

The best thing about Harvey's latest shadows post is that I have seen just a SINGLE post talking about the show ending and like five posts gushing over kayvan in a loose shirt and a bun/ponytail. We really know our priorities in this fandom

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 1.06

Sword gays showdown, losers bracket (Round 1)

Propaganda:

For Nandor:

He's hilarious, pathetic, awful and used to be a great warrior. He's even pansexual.

Fucking guy

For Zhou Zishu:

he has a magical sword that bends called a whip sword! he keeps it around his slutty waist! it's one of three legendary magical swords made by the (formerly) immortal "ghost hand" swordsmith! his love interest uses it to make dick jokes!

he's an unmatched swordsman that created and led a secret assasin organization and then he retired to get drunk and be gay. he's never lost a fight unless he was at ½ or less of his power (he got terminally ill for a hot second) and the only person that compares to his skill is his husband, the former leader of the ghost valley. he's so babygirl and so gorgeous and so swordy.

he's got a special little bendy sword and he's my girlfriend (don't tell his husband)

He's already super dangerous with just his hands and random objects he picks up (from a stone Buddha statue he throws at a bunch of assailants in early chapters to flinging a clothes button right /through/ a man's wrist), but once he pulls out a sword, you know it's for real. He's gonna disarm a dozen people in a few seconds - as in, literally, he cut off a bunch of people's arms because they were trying to kill his bf, - or cut a "十" into someone's throat. He's especially hot... ahem, proficient with his personal sword, Baiyi, which is a soft sword - allowing it to pass defenses by bending in motion. Very fitting for a sneaky assassin & spy like Zhou Zishu!