the blue - part nine
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ameliaholland triple header, you were amazing, time to go home for a while before vegas! p.s. i'll be performing for one night only in london on the 7th, tix on sale now!
tagged: oscarpiastri, charles_leclerc, landonorris, mclaren
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username girl do you ever fucking rest?
↳ ameliaholland you know what they say, the devil works hard but amelia holland works harder
samholland1999 how soon are you flying out again?
↳ ameliaholland we fly out on the 9th...
↳ samholland1999 damn.. they're right you never rest
↳ ameliaholland wag life is not for the weak
username NEW MUSIC? A PERFORMANCE IN LONDON?
paddyholland2004 tell mum i'm old enough for the vegas gp
↳ ameliaholland sorry kid, you're not
↳ paddyholland2004 I TOTALLY AM! THIS IS UNFAIR!
username the random charles picture is so funny. like no context is given and it's my favorite thing ever.
username oscar's featured on this more than amelia on her page, and i don't mind it one bit
mclaren perhaps tickets for admin?
↳ ameliaholland keep sending the oscar pictures and you've got a deal
↳ mclaren will do ms.holland!
logansargeant boo! we hung out and not once is there a picture of me here!
↳ ameliaholland you said and i quote, "i look like shit, don't you dare fucking post those amelia!"
↳ logansargeant but you still could have posted one of me!
username i live for wag amelia!
username my favorite wags are amelia holland and taylor swift.
danielricciardo DO I GET A FREE INVITE!!
↳ ameliaholland OF COURSE, ANYTHING FOR MY 2ND FAVORITE AUSTRALIAN!
amelia holland added 5 people
max verstappen i swear if one of them is harrison i reserve the right to sic yuki on him
yuki tsunoda who am i fighting?
amelia holland it's my brothers, tuwaine, and z
daniel ricciardo i may just be uncultured but who's z?
amelia holland zendaya? duh.
lance stroll sure just casually mention of the biggest actresses of our generation as if we should all personally know her.
lando norris to be fair, that is technically her sister-in-law. am i allowed to call her that? they aren't married.
tuwaine barrett why would you call each other max's biggest nightmares?
george russell he said we were. except for charles
alex albon they're in love with each other, they just don't know it yet.
logan sargeant sort of like pierre and yuki, although they know they're in love.
mick schumacher amelia, toto was hunting down the person who left a whoopie cushion on his seat.
amelia holland te-he. carlos sainz is next on my pranking hitlist.
charles leclerc do i want to know why?
amelia holland inexperience...
daniel ricciardo i love this kid
amelia holland can't believe they were all bitching for a week straight to be added to this group chat and when i add them they don't answer.
zendaya amelia, do you ever fucking rest?
amelia holland sometimes but in my defense, i got nothing.
oscar piastri she just doesn't want to see harrison
yuki tsunoda that's the dickhead, correct?
lando norris yes, yuki, that is the dickhead
tom holland i don't get what performing has to do with seeing harrison but okay.
amelia holland you’re a man, of course you don’t get it.
zendaya ugh men
lando norris yeah, you girls tell him.
amelia holland that goes for you too norizz
yuki tsunoda yeah fuck men, especially pierre
amelia holland speak your truth king!
lando norris this is favoritism!
pierre gasly what the fuck did i do?
yuki tsunoda you know what you did dickhead
alex albon nothing will ever hurt more than the yukierre break up
amelia holland WRONG!! BROCEDES EXISTS
alex albon true
amelia holland AHHHHHH
amelia holland SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!
amelia holland THERE'S NO WAY THIS HAPPENING
lando norris WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING??
zendaya NO WAY!! CONGRATS AMELIA!!
max verstappen what are we celebrating??
daniel ricciardo why is she so happy? what’s happening? did oscar propose?
tom holland now hold on! he hasn’t even met our parents!
harry holland eh, as long as they don’t have a vegas wedding who cares?
sam holland I CARE DIPSHIT!!
oscar piastri i didn’t propose.
amelia holland GRAMMY NOMINATED BABY!!
amelia holland I, AMELIA GRACE HOLLAND, AM OFFICIALLY A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST!!
charles leclerc CONGRATS AMELIA!!
lando norris LET'S FUCKING GO! THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND!!
tom holland OH MY GOD!!!
tuwaine barrett OH MY GOD!! THIS IS CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION!!
daniel ricciardo PARTY TIME IN VEGAS!!
ameliaholland not a whole lot going on at the moment
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tomholland IS THAT WHY HE TEXTED ME SOS AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN??
↳ oscarpiastri I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BAKERIES IN THE AREA THOMAS
↳ username HE WOKE UP EARLY TO GET HER CAKE AND FLOWERS?? SHUT UP THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE!!!
username CONGRATS ON THE NOMINATION AMELIA!!
maxverstappen1 i see i've corrupted you on becoming a cat parent
↳ ameliaholland oh shut up, it anything taylor corrupted me
taylorswift congratulations amelia 💙
↳ ameliaholland thank you taylor 💙
username she's and icon. she's a legend. and she is the moment
hazosterfield congragualtions
↳ ameliaholland thank you
↳ username usually in the past she would include a heart
↳ username she has a boyfriend. and some f1 fans are so toxic they'd accuse her of cheating on oscar based off of that
tuwaine this barbie is a grammy nominated artist
↳ ameliaholland tuwaine i swear i'm going to cry again
username not a lot going on? girl you're nominated for a grammy!!
danielricciardo congrats baby holland!
yukitsunoda i was promised a party
oscarpiastri proud of you 🧡
↳ ameliaholland i know, you've told me about 8 times already
↳ oscarpiastri just making sure you know
username what's the kitty's name??
↳ ameliaholland i, of course named her after a taylor swift song. her name is ivy. she adores sleep much like her father oscar.
↳ oscarpiastri lies. slander.
landonorris THAT'S MY FUCKING BEST FRIEND!!
↳ ameliaholland grammy nomination before your first win
↳ landonorris we are no longer best friends
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¡leclerc-s speaks!
let's ignore that the picture says gracie. we have to use our ✨imagination✨ the taglist for this story is officially closed, because i plan on ending this series soon.
¡disclaimer!
this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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the blue - part eight
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zendaya amelia grace holland be honest. how many songs ave you written about oscar?
amelia holland
sam holland the better question is how many songs have you written about fake scenarios in your head?
amelia holland oh that one's easy at least five. this month. i've got a really good one called i should hate you, i wrote that one with aaron.
tuwaine barrett DID CHARLES HELP PRODUCE THIS AGAIN??
amelia holland i think he almost shit himself when he found out aaron was also producing this one.
tuwaine barrett CHAMELIA MY BELOVED! GET THIS MAN ON STAGE WITH TAYLOR FOR A SURPRISE SONG!
amelia holland he's been on my ass about that to. did you team up with him or something?
tuwaine barrett why? did he say someting?
harry holland speaking of charles, how's texas? is it fun?
amelia holland it's hot as fuck.
amelia holland you're in texas now? any plans on coming home?
amelia holland kinda promised oscar and lando that i'd stick around for the triple header. there's a week off in between vegas and brazil but lando's birthday is a few days before vegas and abu dhabi is the next weekend. so i'm not sure. might be home for a couple days at most.
harrison osterfield it's almost like oscar's career is monopolizing all of your time
sam holland for the record none of us have problem with it. this is the first time in a long time we've seen you happy. if traveling with oscar makes you happy, do it. harrison's being a dick, ignore him. but like also please come home for the holidays?
amelia holland is that his default setting? - danny ric
amelia holland sorry about that, the fake american took my phone.
amelia holland real american here, is that his default setting? - logan sargeant
amelia holland charles here! is that his default?
amelia holland this group is tragic. ours is much more fun - max
amelia holland I CAN FINALLY STOPPED BE CALLED NORIZZ BECAUSE CLEARLY THE SECOND STRING LOSER HAS LESS THAN ME! - LANDO
amelia holland i would never piss a songwriter off because you'll be branded as the second string loser for the rest of your life. - pierre
amelia holland i swear they’re normally house-trained - oscar
amelia holland he's lying - alex
tom holland YOU HAVE A GROUPCHAT WITH THEM??
amelia holland it's quite fun. murder is threatened at least 3 times a day and lestappen is in full force. it is no just for the camera, i genuinely think they're in love with each other
amelia holland yuki’s quite violent, in case anyone was wondering. he may be pocket sized but he holds a lot of rage
harry holland and who exactly is in this group chat and why haven’t we been invited?
amelia holland the twitch quartet, max, daniel, yukierre, estie bestie and his two husbands, twinkclaren, and me
harrison osterfield you call your boyfriend a twink?
amelia holland it’s a term of endearment - lando
amelia holland she calls lando a fucking weenie and she called someone a weird second string loser, so i’m okay with twink - oscar
amelia holland WE'RE KIDNAPPING AMELIA! WE'RE IN TEXAS BABY! - DANNY RIC
amelia holland SAVE US! - CHARLES & MAX
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someone's super excited to be back in texas
COTA!
pre-quali look with oscaroo. he's not happy at the moment, says it's too hot to be in texas. i agree.
:)
logan said he knew a place and took us to cane's. clearly one of them is happy to be here.
ameliaholland the plans made it out of the group chat, so when in texas...
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tuwaine I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE IN TEXAS SO BAD
↳ ameliaholland you're missing out so bad tuwaine
tomholland2013 AMELIA GRACE HOLLAND YOU BETTER NOT BE DRINKING!
↳ ameliaholland i'm not? there's a heineken in my hand? it's non alcoholic.
↳ landonorris she literally had shots with max. she's a liar.
↳ ameliaholland shut the fuck up norizz.
username oh god, i've never wanted to be apart of a friend group this bad
username thank goodness someone put boots on the correct way. if i saw another picture or video of the drivers with their jeans tucked into their boots i would riot.
↳ username i hope daniel scolded them for doing so.
samholland1999 PUT SOME PANTS ON AMELIA!
↳ ameliaholland I AM WEARING PANTS! IT'S CALLED SHORTS DINGBAT! IT'S HOT IN TEXAS
username now this is a group i never thought i would see hanging out. at least not all of them together.
username this is so iconic of them wtf?
georgerussell63 i have never met someone who can out drink max, please join us the next time we go out.
↳ harryholland64 did not know my little sister can out drink max verstappen but i'm somehow proud?
↳ username this just in, something max verstappen is not good at doing, out drinking amelia holland.
lilymhe we have to do this again!
↳ francesca.cgomes we do!
↳ alexandrasaintmleux oh, we should
↳ ameliaholland give me a time a place and i'll be there!
↳ carmenmundt count me in too! i would love to meet amelia.
↳ username icons meeting other icons, love to see it.
finish the lyrics with lando norris and oscar piastri
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user we were robbed of cowboy oscar!
user lando and the holland brothers being the captains of the oscar x amelia ship is so funny to me
user but who did lando call a dick and why?
↳ user probably harrison, if the context clues we've been provided are anything to go by.
↳ user lando has been their biggest defender since day 1 and i stand by that
user was i the only one who caught that brocedes reference?
↳ user lando knew what he was doing making that joke.
user lando casually wanted to remind everyone that oscar's brother-in-law is spider-man.
↳ user had to quickly flex on spidey's biggest fan, estie.
user and to think this whole joke started because of a taylor song.
user HE CALLED HIM A MUPPET!! THIS IS MONUMENTAL!
user lando is oscar and amelia's biggest defender, you can't change my mind.
↳ user it's oscmelia girl, get it right.
↳ user you're right my bad, terribly sorry.
harrison osterfield i don't exactly appreciate your friend and boyfriend calling me a dick online.
amelia holland and i didn't appreciate being strung along for almost 2 years...
sam holland HOW LONG?
tom holland but he was with his ex for almost a year?
tuwaine barrett oh damn
harry holland you have got to be fucking kidding me harrison.
zendaya never trust blonde men with blue eyes
amelia holland what about max and logan?
zendaya never trust blonde men with blue eyes whose name starts with an h or a j. those two you can trust.
tom holland by the way how's oscar doing? we watched the race.
amelia holland a bit bummed about the dnf but that's the way things go in this sport. besides it's not like it can get any worse than this.
TWO HOURS LATER
amelia holland HOW COULD I BE SO FUCKING WRONG?!
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i'm totally going to lose tonight...
you're looking at the winner of the bowling tournament. it was luck really, but operation cheer up charles and oscar was a success.
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¡leclerc-s speaks!
just when you think he can't get any worse, he does! i have very strong opinions about texas, in case that wasn't obvious. texas was my breaking point + brazil, in case you couldn't tell who my favorite drivers were, you do now.
¡disclaimer!
this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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