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wojakgallery · 28 days

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Title/Name: I Love Lithium Soyjak Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image submission by: sashadonkey on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

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thedangerfloofhasreturned · 1 year

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goober-37 · 10 hours

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Found some older doodles while cleaning my camera roll of my lil fellers Quinn and Raff 🙏 I know I posted the one of Raff laying on the ground before but I figured I’d throw it in here. Also I found a bonus doodle of Dani soyjaking at her ghost husband Kaden‼️

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txttletale · 4 months

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how would you recommend watching doctor who? there are so many different guys idk how it works.

so the thing about doctor who is that there's two shows -- classic who (1963-1989, doctors 1-7) and new who (2005-2023, doctors 9-14). due to a renumber of the seasons and a change in production company, i think it's fair to call the upcoming version of who (2023-??, doctors 15-??) its own, third show. the reason it's been able to run for so long is that when the show's lead actor, (william hartnell as the titular doctor) had to step down in 1966 due to failing health, they made up some sci-fi bullshit: the doctor's species can 'regenerate' instead of dying, instantly healing but changing their appearance and some of their personality. this means that every time a lead actor has walked away (or, in one unfortuante case, been fired) the show's just recast the doctor and moved on, often with notable changes in tone and format.

the easiest option if you don't want to backwatch anything is to start with this year's christmas special, the church on ruby road (2023). it's an obvious jumping on point to the series, introduces you to all the basic stuff (the doctor, the TARDIS, the fact that it's a silly sci-fi show about fighting weird rubber prop critters), and presumably sets up the upcoming season 1 of the disney-bad wolf version of the show that's gonna come out in may 2024.

if you do want to backwatch, you have to decide if you want to start with new who or classic who. i personally would recommend starting with new who, because there's less of it, it's got higher production values, and (imo this is the biggest obstacle to getting into classic who) it's paced in a way that makes much more sense to a modern TV viewer (self-contained 45-minute episodes). also once you're invested in the show, its main character, and some of its classic elements, you get to soyjak at the screen whenever you're watching classic who and you get to see the oirign of a monster you already recognize. you can also skip classic who entirely and never watch it, they don't bring up anything from it in the new series without giving it a new explanation, but if you do this you hate fun.

anyway, starting points for nuwho: the most obvious one is rose (2005). it's the pilot episode for the new show and imo it holds up brilliantly -- it introduces all the most basic concepts of the show, but ultimately it's really all about billie piper and cristopher eccleston's performances and they deliver. the special effects are gonna be pretty terrible for a while because it's early 2000s cg. there's no jumping on point like it for the whole of RTD's run of the show (imo, the best run of nuwho) so if you want to watch seasons 1-4 you've gotta start on rose.

another episode that's written as a jumping on-point is (heavy sigh) the eleventh hour (2011). as well as introducing matt smith's doctor and his companion amy, this also does the whole rigamarole of introducing the show's core elements, giving a nutshell recap of its history in the form of the doctor's rooftop speech, and also signal what the oncoming moffat era is going to be like (whimsical, full of complex time travel plots, way more misogynist). i'm biased -- i'm a hater, one of this episode's central plot conceits sucks real bad and i also hate the eleventh doctor's whole run. but it is meant to be a jumping on point.

there won't be another one of those in nuwho until the pilot (2017). this begins moffat's final season with which he made the odd but extremely welcome decision to jettison all his convoluted continuity shit from the last five seasons and refocus the show with the doctor being a professor at bristol university with a mysterious secret. i think season 10 is a hidden gem and if you find starting from rose daunting this is the next best place to pick up. capaldi's doctor is a delightful abrasive eccentric with a heart of gold at this point in his run & the stories are wall-to-wall bangers with only a couple misses.

finally, you could start on the woman who fell to earth (2018), the first episode to feature jodie whittaker's 13th doctor and head writer chris chibnall. i'd recommend this even less than the eleventh hour, because while i actually like it more, i think it's a much worse preview of what the upcoming era is going to be like than that one. if you watch the woman who fell to earth and keep watching from the start of whittaker's run on the show off the back of it, you're going to be severely disappointed as most of the more promising aspects of the episode get instantly abandoned.

so, summary, if you're starting with nuwho, there's five jumping on points, which i'd rank:

rose > the pilot > the church on ruby road > the eleventh hour > the woman who fell to earth

but i want to start with classic who because i'm a contrarian

alright. classic who also has a few jumping off points -- before i mentioned them, let me just talk about that format thing i mentioned earlier. classic who doesn't have self-contained episodes for the most part, but rather for most of its run told each of its episodic narratives across between two and seven 20-minute episodes. this leads to a lot of weird pacing, forced cliffhangers, and infamously a lot of filler shots of the doctor running up and down identical corridors. so obvsies i'm recommending entire stories here nad not individual episodes. that said, let's look at where you could jump on:

an unearthly child (1963). this is, like, the start of the show. that said i don't recommend it as a place to start (funnily enough), for a couple reasons. firstly, because of dreadful fucking archiving by the BBC, a lot of episodes from the show's first six seasons are straight up missing. some of them have been animated by the BBC from surviving audio recordings, but some of them are just straight up lost -- due to the format, this means there's very few full complete stories, which makes this whole era really hard to navigate. if you don't mind that and really want to start in the black and white era, i'd still recommend the tomb of the cybermen (1967) instead -- hartnell's portrayal of the doctor as a haughty, slightly impish old professor is great, but troughton basically defined the character's core traits for the next sixty years.

spearhead from space (1970) is a pretty big format upheaval for the show and so serves as a pretty great classic jumping-on point. it's the first episode to be in colour, and sets up a new status quo for the doctor as being trapped on earth and working for an elite paramlitary organization called UNIT that operates out of a ratty office. it's an interesting premise that the show gets some great stories out of. the special effects are bad in the best way. pertwee has instant charm in the role and it's all around a banger by classic standards.

if you want to jump right to the one all the boomers are nostalgic for, you can also start with robot (1974). i wouldn't recommend it, though--tom baker is electric in the role from the start, but the episode itself kind of assumes a lot of the context of the third doctor's setup and supporting cast which you're not gonna have.

i wouldn't recommend anyone start at any point during the fifth or sixth doctors runs because i want them to actually like the show, so i guess the last jumping on point i could really recommend after robot would be, like, dragonfire (1987), which heralds the show's short-lived renaissance with the seventh doctor and his best companion, ace. but although you'd be watching some of the absolute best the classic show ever gets, it feels like it would be a weird and disorienting place to start.

finally, you could watch tales of the tardis (2023), a limited series produced to celebrate the show's 60th anniversary. each episode follows the same format: through a vaguely handwaved Palace of Memories plot, two much-aged characters from the classic series meet up and fondly remember one of the adventures they shared. the bookends with the original actors are mostly shameless fanservice, but the episodes they're reminiscing about are superbly edited down into a much more watchable format -- it works as a good 'sample platter' for most eras of the show (although, weirdly, there wasn't anything from tom baker's run!) and i think it honestly wouldn't be a bad shout to just start from tales of the tardis and then keep watching from whichever of the stories featured in it you liked most. that all said, if you want to start with classic who, i'd rank these jumping on points as follows:

spearhead from space > tales of the tardis > tomb of the cybermen > dragonfire > robot > an unearthly child

all that shit said it's fundamentally a very episodic show with very few exceptions like trial of a time lord and whatever moffat was doing seasons 6-7 so in the end you can basically just start with any episode and more or less get some of the idea. have fun and make sure to do the most important job of a doctor who fan, update the tardis wiki page for penis whenever one is mentioned

#ask #doctor who #long post

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butchexe · 11 months

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[id: the pointing soyjak meme redrawn with gideon from the locked tomb series. she’s pointing at the tiny bit of harrow’s midriff visible in harrow the ninth’s cover art. /end id]

i’m so fucking sorry. inspired by this post

#IM SORRY OK. I JUST HAD THE IDEA AND BLACKED OUT AND WOKE UP TO THIS.#tlt #the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #.txt #id

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styrmwb · 6 months

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Favorite Final Fantasy Music (FFIII)

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holy shit why is that first line so big??? I am not good at this website but fuck it I'm keeping it cause it's funny (future styrm: this isn't big in some views???? i don't understand) FFIII is my admitted least favorite (note: not bad! just least favorite! least best, even, c tier at worst) FF game, but I still think it has some good tracks so Let Me Share My Onions (see this is funny because I call opinions onions sometimes and onion knight is what you start as see it's a good joke) This is also a case of I think the PR is the absolute best version of this soundtrack but I can't find a good upload of it so if you can listen to any of those versions of these songs please do so 5. The Forbidden Land, Eureka I just really like the melody of this one! I think it's fun. It also sounds very heroic, which I think works really well for the final (4) dungeon(s). Not much else to say I just like it :)

4. Crystal Cave This is such a good first area theme. Something I think I just like about FFIII's music is the kind of like, twinkling? I think? I don't know the music words, but anyways that twinkling that a lot of the good songs have, it makes me think of crystals! And thinking of crystals in FF is good. I also attribute some of me liking this to my first experience with this song being Labyrinth of the Ancients in XIV so when I first got here in my III playthrough I did the soyjak point cause OHHH IT'S THE SONG

3. Eternal Wind Everyone knows this one. This is like, the one thing that FFIII has done for the world (lie), it's got 20,000,000 different versions and not one is bad (i'm not fond of the DS one). I do think I personally like this song more because of the connection to the rest of the series (XIV), but I think it has a very nice melody, and is probably the best overworld theme of the NES games. Special shoutouts to the Dissidia version, which sounds something straight out of the early internet and I love it, probably my favorite version.

2. The Dark Crystals This song is magical. I love the soft harp/piano (depending on the version) backing the song, and the quiet calm melody. It perfectly feels like a dark, empty void realm, walking on crystal, but then it hypes up, reminding you that "oh this is the final dungeon out of my 4 segment long super tower of fun" and that you're the big heroes about to save the world

1. Last Battle This song. This song is so good. Yeah sure I might be cliche picking the final boss theme as my favorite song but I do not care and I will most likely continue to do so cause I'm a generic bitch! I love the build up. It sounds perfectly creepy like you are in the dark and this evil force is growing, then it goes into the big epic finale battle, all awesome, perfect for getting hit with 72,000 giant laser beams because it only has one attack Special shoutouts to Battle 1, Battle 2 and The Crystal Tower who, while good, couldn't quite hit top 5 for me

#final fantasy #final fantasy iii #textpost #jared's final fantasy music opinions

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autogynocrat · 1 year

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enough talk about how you've hated hairy potty since the beginning. what other popular mid media have you disliked since way back

dr who. sorry im sure its fun in a campy way but i dont know how people take it seriously and get emotional about it. its too dorky for me to hear people say they cried when the doctor exploded and it was apparently a very emotional thing but apparently he just reincarnates as a new British man(woman one time) so theres no suspense to it. his worst enemies look like trash cans and the tin man from wizard of oz how is this a thing ppl take seriously instead of as a comedy

bbc Sherlock. it didnt even seem fun???? like as a professional hater i could still find appealing aspects to Dr who and supernatural but why Sherlock???? what's the appeal???? why did this show captivate the coochies of so many teenage girls back then???

dangam ronpa. everyone on here pretends they only liked it in an ironic way now but if you were around in 2014 when it was big on here people were SERIOUS about kinning komaeda, chihiro trans discourse, shipping, and people were sending death threats and doxxing each other over disagreements in Canon interpretation and blocking other kinnies for kinning the same anime boy as them.

MCU is mid, i started hating it around age of ultron. that's when it started feeling like a soyjak series.

percy jackson fans seem similarly annoying in the same way as harry potter fans.

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toskarin · 2 years

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physically incapable of hearing someone say "soukou akki" without pointing to the screen like a soyjak, regardless of which series it's in

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grosutina · 3 years

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Wow! Y'all made me hate it here! Good job!

#ne seri #yes yes I know I'm an oversensitive weenie fuck off #if I see another 'hope this helps' or 'simple as' post I'm actually going to scream #it was funny until y'all beat it to death like any tumblr meme and now it's in its death throes #every tumblr trend eventually makes me wish I was illiterate #and soyjaks make me wish I was also blind so I don't have to look at this shit anymore

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wojakgallery · 20 days

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Title/Name: 9/11 Soyjak Towers Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image submission by: wrenchwenches on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

#Wojak #Soyjak #Soyjak Wojak #wrenchwenches #911 #Soyjak Towers #Towers #Twin Towers #Twin Towers Soyjak #World Trade Center #Soyjak Series #White #Gray #Blue #Soyjaks #Family Group

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wojakgallery · 1 month

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Title/Name: Pearjak Pear Lover Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Images submission by: chimeric-entity on Tumblr Images by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

#Wojak #Soyjak Wojak #Pearjak #Pear Lover #chimeric-entity #Pearjak Wojak #Pearjak Pear Lover #Soyjak Series #Pear #Pears #Expert Pear Eater #White #Green #Yellow #Fruit

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wojakgallery · 1 month

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Title/Name: Deadliest Catch Wojak Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant), Animal (Variant) Image submission by: sundaymorningpeeisfalling Image by: @Its_Taldin on Twitter, yawpbaron on Tumblr Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

#Wojak #Soyjak #Soyjak Wojak #sundaymorningpeeisfalling #Deadliest Catch Wojak #Crab #King Crab #King Crab Wojak #Fisherman #Fisherman Wojak #Soyjak Series #White #Animal #Animal Wojak #Animal Series

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wojakgallery · 19 days

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Title/Name: I Love Mold Soyjak Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image submission by: remornia - tirions.org on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

#Wojak #Soyjak #Soyjak Wojak #remornia #I Love Mold Soyjak #I Love Mold #Mold Soyjak #Mold Wojak #Mold #Soyjak Series #White #Gray

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wojakgallery · 25 days

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Title/Name: Longhouse Soyjak with Soylent Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image submission by: Anonymous on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

#Wojak #Soyjak #Soyjak Wojak #Longhouse Soyjak #Longhouse Soyjak with Soylent #Longhouse #Soylent #Soyjak Series #White #Brown

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wojakgallery · 1 month

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Title/Name: Soy Boy double middle finger dance Gif Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soy Boy Gif Wojak

#Wojak #Soy Boy #Soy Boy Wojak #Soyjak #Soyjak Wojak #Soyjak Series #Middle Finger #Middle Finger Dance #Double Middle Finger #Double Middle Finger Dance #Soy Boy double middle finger dance #Soyjak Gif #Gif #White

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wojakgallery · 2 months

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Title/Name: Gollum Known As: A fictional character in J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth legendarium. He was introduced in the 1937 fantasy novel The Hobbit, and became important in its sequel, The Lord of the Rings. Gollum was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk who lived near the Gladden Fields. Country: England Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Gollum Wojak

#Wojak #Gollum #Gollum Wojak #fictional character #The Hobbit #The Lord of the Rings #Hobbit #Soyjak #Soyjak Wojak #Soyjak Series #Fantasy #lotr #White

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