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daphnejonesricciardo the tortured poets department. an anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. this period of the author's life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. there is nothing to avenge, no score to settle once wounds have healed.and upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. this writer is of firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. once we have spoke out saddest story, we can be free of it.
and then all that's left behind is the tortured poetry.
the tortured poets department is out now.
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danieljonesricciardo wow.
danieljonesricciado that's my wife??
danieljonesricciardo i'm so proud of you. i love you.
↳ daphnejonesricciardo i love you too danny
danieljonesricciado how did i get so lucky??
isabellaperez if i sob to this album. no one say anything.
↳ landonorris i'll join you. crying session in isa's hotel room.
↳ logansargeant wait for me!!
mclaren if admin is found crying in a corner that's on us.
visacashapprb oh no. i feel the tears coming and i'm only 1 track in.
scuderiaferrari are these tears that i feel coming?
redbullracing i will be out of commission for the next few hours while i process this.
alex_albon you've outdone yourself daphne.
maxjonesverstappen1 i now understand why you people shut yourself in that studio for so long. it's amazing daphne.
↳ charles_leclerc you're such a hater, i helped too!
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 you wrote piano piece shut up.
↳ charles_leclerc this is why i don't follow you. all you do is bully me.
rhysjones ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF? YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!! I AM SOBBING!!
fernandoalo_oficial any songs about me daph? or our secret love affair?
↳ danieljonesricciardo please stop flirting with my wife or people will start rumors again.
↳ fernandoalo_oficial admit it, you're just jealous i could steal your wife like you were jealous of killatrav when he publicly announced he was in love with your wife.
↳ danieljonesricciardo this is why i don't like you.
alex_albon sick and twisted is the best way to describe you jones-ricciardo. i literally hate you right now.
georgerussell63 there's no way the girl who writes about max's dick is the one who helped write the songs on this album. i refuse to believe it.
↳ maejonesverstappen better believe it bitch!
patriciooward oh no this album will kill me.
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isabella perez you are sick and twisted daphne jones-ricciardo
isabella perez SICK AND TWISTED!!
logan sargeant currently sobbing to florida!!!
bailey winters claiming so long london.
lando norris WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN BAILEY?? bailey winters IT MEANS I LOVE THE SONG YOU FUCKING MUPPET!!!
mae jones-verstappen wow we outdid ourselves this time around.
charles leclerc of course we did. it's our masterpiece.
daphne jones-ricciardo a true masterpiece. the work of five geniuses.
pierre gasly i wouldn't call charles a genius. rowan todd at least he didn't get married in vegas while he was drunk. natalia ruiz we did things a little backwards but yeah pierre!
freya vettel mick wouldn't break up with me so i could get the full experience. that's blasphemous!!
mick schumacher WHY WOULD I BREAK UP WITH YOU?? IT TOOK US TOO LONG TO GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER??
freya vettel IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO MICKOLAS!
zoya torres i can confirm that logan is crying to florida!!! it's on a loop in his drivers room.
arthur leclerc i don't believe my brother helped write any of this album. he's not smart enough for that.
ollie bearman why am i sobbing??
oscar piastri it's a very emotional album
sebastian vettel it's an amazing album daphne!
penelope trevino that feature with florence was amazing
george russell i bet lewis wishes that was him on fortnight instead of post malone
lewis hamilton why do you people always have to drag me into things?
rhys jones rip xnda you would've loved being on a daphne jones album.
sebastian vettel he's not dead??
lance stroll it's a meme seb. sebastian vettel oh okay.
pato o'ward MY NEW HYPE SONG IS DOWN BAD
isabella perez because he's down bad for gael
gael perez i will fucking fight you isabella maria perez
max jones-verstappen DOES SHE OR DOES SHE NOT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME??
oscar piastri she does. it's juliana. isabella perez OSCAR!
esteban ocon crying in club to the entire album.
charles leclerc a win for the sad bitches (me)
dulce perez the extra 15 songs destroyed me. i was already sad and then daphne had to go and kill me.
natalia leclerc can you believe charles refused to call off our engagement so i could experience the full album in all it's pain?
daphne jones-ricciardo that seems horrible. let's run away together
fernando alonso where's daniel? he's usually the first one here screaming about how he loves the album and daphne.
rhys jones crying in his room over the album. there was a solid 15 minutes where he spent screaming "did i hurt you?" to no one in particular. the cats left him and joined me instead.
rowan todd ending the album was a 10/10 but ending it with the manuscript was a 4823014/10
carlos sainz i will never recover from this.
ollie bearman SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!
oscar piastri he's still crying in bella's arms.
isabella perez WE'RE CRYING TOGETHER!! pato o'ward MAKE ROOM FOR ME!! I'M COMING TO CRY!! gael perez YOU'RE IN LONG BEACH!! THEY'RE IN CHINA!! dulce perez WHEN THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY BITCH!
max jones-verstappen can't believe i made it onto another daphne jones-ricciardo album. that's 4 out of 11!!
natalia ruiz Y'ALL I'M ON A DAPHNE JONES-RICCIARDO ALBUM!!!
fernando alonso daphne, i knew you were in love with me!
daniel jones-ricciardo BACK THE FUCK OFF OLD MAN!
daniel jones-ricciardo THAT'S MY FUCKING WIFE!!
daniel jones-ricciardo DAPHNE ALISON JONES-RICCIARDO I FUCKING LOVE YOU
daniel jones-ricciardo SHE HAS MORE TALENT THAN I DO IN MY PINKY TOE!!
daniel jones-ricciardo YOUR BRAIN WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!
daniel jones-ricciardo I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!
rhys jones we knew it would take fernando to get you back.
zoya torres and if i cried to clara bow?
bailey winters anyone who says they didn't cry is lying.
rhys jones i will go to my grave wishing i got a daphne x xnda collab.
pato o'ward I LOVE THIS ALBUM!!
pato o'ward ISA!! WE HAVE TO CRY TOGETHER TO THIS ALBUM!!
isabella perez i will always cry to this album and i'm in a happy and healthy relationship.
gael perez for once.
dulce perez says the one who broke up with his boyfriend because he was scared.
pato o'ward woah
daniel jones-ricciardo i expect all of you to be playing this album over the weeked in your garages. make me proud children.
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¡leclerc-s speaks! does the tagging actually work?? cause when i do it looks like it works but i'm not quite sure if it actually does work or not. anyways, happy ttpd release! this was supposed to come out sooner but i got distracted watching grey's anatomy.
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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daphnejonesricciardo the tortured poets department. an anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. this period of the author's life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. there is nothing to avenge, no score to settle once wounds have healed.and upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. this writer is of firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. once we have spoke out saddest story, we can be free of it.
and then all that's left behind is the tortured poetry.
the tortured poets department is out now.
user has restricted comments
danieljonesricciardo wow.
danieljonesricciado that's my wife??
danieljonesricciardo i'm so proud of you. i love you.
↳ daphnejonesricciardo i love you too danny
danieljonesricciado how did i get so lucky??
isabellaperez if i sob to this album. no one say anything.
↳ landonorris i'll join you. crying session in isa's hotel room.
↳ logansargeant wait for me!!
mclaren if admin is found crying in a corner that's on us.
visacashapprb oh no. i feel the tears coming and i'm only 1 track in.
scuderiaferrari are these tears that i feel coming?
redbullracing i will be out of commission for the next few hours while i process this.
alex_albon you've outdone yourself daphne.
maxjonesverstappen1 i now understand why you people shut yourself in that studio for so long. it's amazing daphne.
↳ charles_leclerc you're such a hater, i helped too!
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 you wrote piano piece shut up.
↳ charles_leclerc this is why i don't follow you. all you do is bully me.
rhysjones ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF? YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!! I AM SOBBING!!
fernandoalo_oficial any songs about me daph? or our secret love affair?
↳ danieljonesricciardo please stop flirting with my wife or people will start rumors again.
↳ fernandoalo_oficial admit it, you're just jealous i could steal your wife like you were jealous of killatrav when he publicly announced he was in love with your wife.
↳ danieljonesricciardo this is why i don't like you.
alex_albon sick and twisted is the best way to describe you jones-ricciardo. i literally hate you right now.
georgerussell63 there's no way the girl who writes about max's dick is the one who helped write the songs on this album. i refuse to believe it.
↳ maejonesverstappen better believe it bitch!
patriciooward oh no this album will kill me.
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isabella perez you are sick and twisted daphne jones-ricciardo
isabella perez SICK AND TWISTED!!
logan sargeant currently sobbing to florida!!!
bailey winters claiming so long london.
lando norris WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN BAILEY?? bailey winters IT MEANS I LOVE THE SONG YOU FUCKING MUPPET!!!
mae jones-verstappen wow we outdid ourselves this time around.
charles leclerc of course we did. it's our masterpiece.
daphne jones-ricciardo a true masterpiece. the work of five geniuses.
pierre gasly i wouldn't call charles a genius. rowan todd at least he didn't get married in vegas while he was drunk. natalia ruiz we did things a little backwards but yeah pierre!
freya vettel mick wouldn't break up with me so i could get the full experience. that's blasphemous!!
mick schumacher WHY WOULD I BREAK UP WITH YOU?? IT TOOK US TOO LONG TO GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER??
freya vettel IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO MICKOLAS!
zoya torres i can confirm that logan is crying to florida!!! it's on a loop in his drivers room.
arthur leclerc i don't believe my brother helped write any of this album. he's not smart enough for that.
ollie bearman why am i sobbing??
oscar piastri it's a very emotional album
sebastian vettel it's an amazing album daphne!
penelope trevino that feature with florence was amazing
george russell i bet lewis wishes that was him on fortnight instead of post malone
lewis hamilton why do you people always have to drag me into things?
rhys jones rip xnda you would've loved being on a daphne jones album.
sebastian vettel he's not dead??
lance stroll it's a meme seb. sebastian vettel oh okay.
pato o'ward MY NEW HYPE SONG IS DOWN BAD
isabella perez because he's down bad for gael
gael perez i will fucking fight you isabella maria perez
max jones-verstappen DOES SHE OR DOES SHE NOT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME??
oscar piastri she does. it's juliana. isabella perez OSCAR!
esteban ocon crying in club to the entire album.
charles leclerc a win for the sad bitches (me)
dulce perez the extra 15 songs destroyed me. i was already sad and then daphne had to go and kill me.
natalia leclerc can you believe charles refused to call off our engagement so i could experience the full album in all it's pain?
daphne jones-ricciardo that seems horrible. let's run away together
fernando alonso where's daniel? he's usually the first one here screaming about how he loves the album and daphne.
rhys jones crying in his room over the album. there was a solid 15 minutes where he spent screaming "did i hurt you?" to no one in particular. the cats left him and joined me instead.
rowan todd ending the album was a 10/10 but ending it with the manuscript was a 4823014/10
carlos sainz i will never recover from this.
ollie bearman SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!
oscar piastri he's still crying in bella's arms.
isabella perez WE'RE CRYING TOGETHER!! pato o'ward MAKE ROOM FOR ME!! I'M COMING TO CRY!! gael perez YOU'RE IN LONG BEACH!! THEY'RE IN CHINA!! dulce perez WHEN THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY BITCH!
max jones-verstappen can't believe i made it onto another daphne jones-ricciardo album. that's 4 out of 11!!
natalia ruiz Y'ALL I'M ON A DAPHNE JONES-RICCIARDO ALBUM!!!
fernando alonso daphne, i knew you were in love with me!
daniel jones-ricciardo BACK THE FUCK OFF OLD MAN!
daniel jones-ricciardo THAT'S MY FUCKING WIFE!!
daniel jones-ricciardo DAPHNE ALISON JONES-RICCIARDO I FUCKING LOVE YOU
daniel jones-ricciardo SHE HAS MORE TALENT THAN I DO IN MY PINKY TOE!!
daniel jones-ricciardo YOUR BRAIN WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!
daniel jones-ricciardo I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!
rhys jones we knew it would take fernando to get you back.
zoya torres and if i cried to clara bow?
bailey winters anyone who says they didn't cry is lying.
rhys jones i will go to my grave wishing i got a daphne x xnda collab.
pato o'ward I LOVE THIS ALBUM!!
pato o'ward ISA!! WE HAVE TO CRY TOGETHER TO THIS ALBUM!!
isabella perez i will always cry to this album and i'm in a happy and healthy relationship.
gael perez for once.
dulce perez says the one who broke up with his boyfriend because he was scared.
pato o'ward woah
daniel jones-ricciardo i expect all of you to be playing this album over the weeked in your garages. make me proud children.
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¡leclerc-s speaks! does the tagging actually work?? cause when i do it looks like it works but i'm not quite sure if it actually does work or not. anyways, happy ttpd release! this was supposed to come out sooner but i got distracted watching grey's anatomy.
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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rhysjones i fear for my mental sanity every time you drop a new song.
estebanocon please no more songs with inuendos
↳ maejonesverstappen 🤭
↳ lancestroll we are so fucked.
user82 i too am also praying no more songs about max jones-verstappen's dick.
↳ user45 she has us all traumatized
isabellaperez what's the point in dropping music if i'm no longer around to terrorize jos?
↳ maejonesverstappen now whose choice was it to leave?
↳ isabellaperez THAT FACT IS IRRELEVANT!
alex_albon ma'am we are begging please stop singing about max's dick or your sex life.
user51 okay but she looks so hot? can max verstappen fight?
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 *max jones-verstappen does not condone hitting women but point me to the nearest track in your area and we'll settle this on the track like real men.
↳ user51 i'm a woman?
↳ maxjonesverstappen wasn't aware gender mattered on the track? but fine *we'll settle this on the track like real people.
danieljonesricciardo as long as it's not another nonsense or nonsense christmas we'll be fine guys. so fine.
↳ user30 this is the embodiment of the dog in a room on fire saying 'this is fine'
georgerussell63 no doubt she's getting ready to further traumatize us. twice just wasn't enough.
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lewis hamilton my blood pressure has suddenly skyrocketed. anyone want to tell me why?
alex albon why do you always have to assume it's our fault? lewis hamilton it's always you people
isabella perez mae's dropping a new song.
lewis hamilton that explains so much. please tell me there's no references to max's dick.
mae jones-verstappen i can't promise that.
george russell WHEN WILL THE TORTURE END??
daniel jones-ricciardo probably when they have children to embarrass.
charles leclerc if max keeps winning everything, that'll probably be soon.
rhys jones woah! gross! child here!!
lando norris that's the circle of life baby jones! well, maybe not soon.
logan sargeant i think she enjoys torturing us with mentions of max's dick in songs.
max jones-verstappen can we stop talking about my dick please?
zoya torres TELL YOUR WIFE TO STOP WRITING SONGS ABOUT IT!
mae jones-verstappen 🤭🤭
daphne jones-ricciardo oh she is so proud of herself.
rowan todd of course she is. it's like pierre making a tripod joke.
fernando alonso sebastian i am begging you, please come back. put these animals under control.
sebastian vettel aren't you the one extending his contract to become the oldest driver in f1 histroy?
lewis hamilton hey, i'm still here!!
sebastian vettel he's older!
isabella perez i'm still going to torture jos. he's not get away from me simply because i no longer work for red bull.
rhys jones THE TORTURE JOS VERSTAPPEN CLUB HAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED A NEW MEETING!!
max jones-verstappen stop torturing my father!
dulce perez but you two make it so easy for them
daphne jones-ricciardo children. all of you.
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maejonesverstappen triple shot...espresso out now ☕️
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user63 how the fuck did max verstappen end up with her?
isabellaperez oh wow. ditch the husband and marry me please!
↳ maejonesverstappen we can run away, ditch the husband and the boyfriend!
↳ isabellaperez say less baby girl
↳ oscarpiastri no, please say more.
↳ maxjonesverstappen i agree say more.
user09 oh she's so hot. please marry me.
user56 good thing your daddy made you get a boating license when you were 15.
nataliaruiz woah, how did verstappen ever end up with you??
↳ maejonesverstappen his insane yapping rizz somehow woo'd me.
user79 you're so pretty. i love you.
rhysjones how did you release a summer bop but daph is releasing the world's most depressing album?
↳ maejonesverstappen it's called versatility baby brother. you play a war criminal, daphne is depressed, and i sing about things i shouldn't.
↳ isabellaperez like max's dick!
baileywinters you gorgeous, gorgeous girl.
↳ maejonesverstappen 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻
user61 it will always surprise me that daphne and mae are related. it's no surprise that mae's related to rhys but witch daphne's it's a shock.
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maxjonesverstappen1 woah. marry me??
↳ maejonesverstappen maxie, we're already married.
↳ maxjonesverstappen i am one lucky man.
maxjonesverstappen1 that smile 🥰
maxjonesverstappen1 i love you
↳ user42 max jones-verstappen, certified simp for his wife.
↳ user28 he's never beating the trophy husband allegation. this is why he and daniel get along so well, they were made to be trophy husbands.
user56 good thing your daddy made you get a boating license when you were 15.
coreyfogelmanis how did that man end up with you??
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 stop bullying me!!
↳ coreyfogelmanis oh as her best friend it is my job to bully you
user10 i have never been more in love with women than i am now.
dulceperez that's one pretty girl. marry me?
↳ maejonesverstappen i would rather not be chased down by a rabid leclerc
↳ arthur_leclerc i am not rabid mae!
↳ louis_graham you chased me through the streets of monaco with a rolling pin because you thought i had a crush on dulce.
↳ arthur_leclerc that's not true!!
freya vettel me? you? beautiful blonde babies?
↳ maejonesverstappen i'm sure we could find a way
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 okay, mickschumacher come get your girlfriend before i block her.
↳ mickschumacher oh but this is so funny.
user06 SUMMER BOP RIGHT HERE!!
user17 oh mae jones-verstappen sure knows how to write a summer bop.
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sebastian vettel why did you have to speak of honeybees that way?
mae jones-verstappen seb, please.
mick schumacher you might actually make him cry.
freya vettel he's definitely going to cry.
sebastian vettel i don't understand why we had to speak of honeybees that way?
rhys jones WHAT ABOUT THE NINTENDO? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THAT FOR US TOO??
alex albon she ruined christmas now she's ruined honeybees and nintendos
mae jones-verstappen okay, now you two are being dramatic. i didn't ruin anything.
daphne jones-ricciardo how to you look sophie in the face? because it took me months to look grace in the face after i released dress.
penelope trevino it's a talent!
lando norris okay mayores, calm down
rowan todd and this is why i'm glad i never wrote a horny song about a french man.
bailey winters or me about a british man
pierre gasly wow imagine what it would be like if my girlfriend loved me.
rhys jones maybe she'd love you more if you stayed at red bull considering she's a red bull fan.
pierre gasly daniel, i swear to god, keep that kid away from me or i'll strangle him.
daniel jones-ricciardo okay, rhys, maybe we shouldn't attack the driver.
rhys jones he drives an alpine. i'll be safe.
logan sargeant lmao!
lance stroll who pissed off the pipsqueak?
arthur leclerc my guess is pierre.
pierre gasly all i said was percy jackson would get beat up by harry potter and now he's all pissy.
rhys jones BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE YOU CROISSANT! PERCY GREW UP IN NEW YORK!! HARRY GREW UP IN FUCKING ENGLAND!
isabella perez yeah, i agree with rhys. there's no way harry beats percy.
charles leclerc but harry has a wand?
dulce perez and 9 times out of 10 he only uses expelliarmus.
logan sargeant have none of you read the percy jackson books? percy controls water, he 100% beats harry.
lewis hamilton this is just another way for you people to do the whole uk vs usa argument.
isabella perez WHAT'S A STICK GOING TO DO AGAINST A GLOCK?
fernando alonso i beg, please god give me strength to deal with these idiots
esteban ocon why are we having this argument?
rhys jones because i'm right and pierre is wrong. he just won't admit it.
mick schumacher i fear our brains need to be studied for science.
carlos sainz i think katniss beats them both.
rhys jones STOP CARLOS OR I WILL NOT HOLD BACK!!
daphne jones-ricciardo he's very passionate about this carlos. please don't make him attack you.
carlos sainz i retract my statement
rhys jones I'M RIGHT AND EVERYONE WHO DISAGREED WITH ME IS WRONG SO SHUT UP!
natalia ruiz never a dull moment with you people. never.
sebastian vettel i seriously question my life whenever someone sends a text that starts an argument in this group chat.
isabella perez YO NICO ROSBERG'S GOING TO BE IN CHINA!!
george russell BROCEDES REUNION INCOMING!!
rhys jones more like nico yapping about lewis
charles leclerc you can sit i my garage for the race weekend?
rhys jones LET'S GO!!!! A WIN IS A WIN BITCHES!!
max jones-verstappen traitor
daniel jones-ricciardo traitor
rhys jones I AM A TIFOSI FIRST AND BROTHER-IN-LAW SECOND!!
fernando alonso i don't have the strength to deal with this.
isabella perez remember to stream espresso!!
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¡leclerc-s speaks! i'm not going to lie, i've been watching grey's anatomy for the first time and that's why i haven't been posting much. but today's the day guys!! i also don't know how or why this devolved into what it did towards the end.
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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maejonesverstappen just wanted to put out a little song before coachella 🤎 espresso 4/11
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rhysjones i fear for my mental sanity every time you drop a new song.
estebanocon please no more songs with inuendos
↳ maejonesverstappen 🤭
↳ lancestroll we are so fucked.
user82 i too am also praying no more songs about max jones-verstappen's dick.
↳ user45 she has us all traumatized
isabellaperez what's the point in dropping music if i'm no longer around to terrorize jos?
↳ maejonesverstappen now whose choice was it to leave?
↳ isabellaperez THAT FACT IS IRRELEVANT!
alex_albon ma'am we are begging please stop singing about max's dick or your sex life.
user51 okay but she looks so hot? can max verstappen fight?
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 *max jones-verstappen does not condone hitting women but point me to the nearest track in your area and we'll settle this on the track like real men.
↳ user51 i'm a woman?
↳ maxjonesverstappen wasn't aware gender mattered on the track? but fine *we'll settle this on the track like real people.
danieljonesricciardo as long as it's not another nonsense or nonsense christmas we'll be fine guys. so fine.
↳ user30 this is the embodiment of the dog in a room on fire saying 'this is fine'
georgerussell63 no doubt she's getting ready to further traumatize us. twice just wasn't enough.
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lewis hamilton my blood pressure has suddenly skyrocketed. anyone want to tell me why?
alex albon why do you always have to assume it's our fault? lewis hamilton it's always you people
isabella perez mae's dropping a new song.
lewis hamilton that explains so much. please tell me there's no references to max's dick.
mae jones-verstappen i can't promise that.
george russell WHEN WILL THE TORTURE END??
daniel jones-ricciardo probably when they have children to embarrass.
charles leclerc if max keeps winning everything, that'll probably be soon.
rhys jones woah! gross! child here!!
lando norris that's the circle of life baby jones! well, maybe not soon.
logan sargeant i think she enjoys torturing us with mentions of max's dick in songs.
max jones-verstappen can we stop talking about my dick please?
zoya torres TELL YOUR WIFE TO STOP WRITING SONGS ABOUT IT!
mae jones-verstappen 🤭🤭
daphne jones-ricciardo oh she is so proud of herself.
rowan todd of course she is. it's like pierre making a tripod joke.
fernando alonso sebastian i am begging you, please come back. put these animals under control.
sebastian vettel aren't you the one extending his contract to become the oldest driver in f1 histroy?
lewis hamilton hey, i'm still here!!
sebastian vettel he's older!
isabella perez i'm still going to torture jos. he's not get away from me simply because i no longer work for red bull.
rhys jones THE TORTURE JOS VERSTAPPEN CLUB HAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED A NEW MEETING!!
max jones-verstappen stop torturing my father!
dulce perez but you two make it so easy for them
daphne jones-ricciardo children. all of you.
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maejonesverstappen triple shot...espresso out now ☕️
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user63 how the fuck did max verstappen end up with her?
isabellaperez oh wow. ditch the husband and marry me please!
↳ maejonesverstappen we can run away, ditch the husband and the boyfriend!
↳ isabellaperez say less baby girl
↳ oscarpiastri no, please say more.
↳ maxjonesverstappen i agree say more.
user09 oh she's so hot. please marry me.
user56 good thing your daddy made you get a boating license when you were 15.
nataliaruiz woah, how did verstappen ever end up with you??
↳ maejonesverstappen his insane yapping rizz somehow woo'd me.
user79 you're so pretty. i love you.
rhysjones how did you release a summer bop but daph is releasing the world's most depressing album?
↳ maejonesverstappen it's called versatility baby brother. you play a war criminal, daphne is depressed, and i sing about things i shouldn't.
↳ isabellaperez like max's dick!
baileywinters you gorgeous, gorgeous girl.
↳ maejonesverstappen 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻
user61 it will always surprise me that daphne and mae are related. it's no surprise that mae's related to rhys but witch daphne's it's a shock.
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maejonesverstappen espresso btsoo ☕️
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maxjonesverstappen1 woah. marry me??
↳ maejonesverstappen maxie, we're already married.
↳ maxjonesverstappen i am one lucky man.
maxjonesverstappen1 that smile 🥰
maxjonesverstappen1 i love you
↳ user42 max jones-verstappen, certified simp for his wife.
↳ user28 he's never beating the trophy husband allegation. this is why he and daniel get along so well, they were made to be trophy husbands.
user56 good thing your daddy made you get a boating license when you were 15.
coreyfogelmanis how did that man end up with you??
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 stop bullying me!!
↳ coreyfogelmanis oh as her best friend it is my job to bully you
user10 i have never been more in love with women than i am now.
dulceperez that's one pretty girl. marry me?
↳ maejonesverstappen i would rather not be chased down by a rabid leclerc
↳ arthur_leclerc i am not rabid mae!
↳ louis_graham you chased me through the streets of monaco with a rolling pin because you thought i had a crush on dulce.
↳ arthur_leclerc that's not true!!
freya vettel me? you? beautiful blonde babies?
↳ maejonesverstappen i'm sure we could find a way
↳ maxjonesverstappen1 okay, mickschumacher come get your girlfriend before i block her.
↳ mickschumacher oh but this is so funny.
user06 SUMMER BOP RIGHT HERE!!
user17 oh mae jones-verstappen sure knows how to write a summer bop.
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sebastian vettel why did you have to speak of honeybees that way?
mae jones-verstappen seb, please.
mick schumacher you might actually make him cry.
freya vettel he's definitely going to cry.
sebastian vettel i don't understand why we had to speak of honeybees that way?
rhys jones WHAT ABOUT THE NINTENDO? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THAT FOR US TOO??
alex albon she ruined christmas now she's ruined honeybees and nintendos
mae jones-verstappen okay, now you two are being dramatic. i didn't ruin anything.
daphne jones-ricciardo how to you look sophie in the face? because it took me months to look grace in the face after i released dress.
penelope trevino it's a talent!
lando norris okay mayores, calm down
rowan todd and this is why i'm glad i never wrote a horny song about a french man.
bailey winters or me about a british man
pierre gasly wow imagine what it would be like if my girlfriend loved me.
rhys jones maybe she'd love you more if you stayed at red bull considering she's a red bull fan.
pierre gasly daniel, i swear to god, keep that kid away from me or i'll strangle him.
daniel jones-ricciardo okay, rhys, maybe we shouldn't attack the driver.
rhys jones he drives an alpine. i'll be safe.
logan sargeant lmao!
lance stroll who pissed off the pipsqueak?
arthur leclerc my guess is pierre.
pierre gasly all i said was percy jackson would get beat up by harry potter and now he's all pissy.
rhys jones BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE YOU CROISSANT! PERCY GREW UP IN NEW YORK!! HARRY GREW UP IN FUCKING ENGLAND!
isabella perez yeah, i agree with rhys. there's no way harry beats percy.
charles leclerc but harry has a wand?
dulce perez and 9 times out of 10 he only uses expelliarmus.
logan sargeant have none of you read the percy jackson books? percy controls water, he 100% beats harry.
lewis hamilton this is just another way for you people to do the whole uk vs usa argument.
isabella perez WHAT'S A STICK GOING TO DO AGAINST A GLOCK?
fernando alonso i beg, please god give me strength to deal with these idiots
esteban ocon why are we having this argument?
rhys jones because i'm right and pierre is wrong. he just won't admit it.
mick schumacher i fear our brains need to be studied for science.
carlos sainz i think katniss beats them both.
rhys jones STOP CARLOS OR I WILL NOT HOLD BACK!!
daphne jones-ricciardo he's very passionate about this carlos. please don't make him attack you.
carlos sainz i retract my statement
rhys jones I'M RIGHT AND EVERYONE WHO DISAGREED WITH ME IS WRONG SO SHUT UP!
natalia ruiz never a dull moment with you people. never.
sebastian vettel i seriously question my life whenever someone sends a text that starts an argument in this group chat.
isabella perez YO NICO ROSBERG'S GOING TO BE IN CHINA!!
george russell BROCEDES REUNION INCOMING!!
rhys jones more like nico yapping about lewis
charles leclerc you can sit i my garage for the race weekend?
rhys jones LET'S GO!!!! A WIN IS A WIN BITCHES!!
max jones-verstappen traitor
daniel jones-ricciardo traitor
rhys jones I AM A TIFOSI FIRST AND BROTHER-IN-LAW SECOND!!
fernando alonso i don't have the strength to deal with this.
isabella perez remember to stream espresso!!
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¡leclerc-s speaks! i'm not going to lie, i've been watching grey's anatomy for the first time and that's why i haven't been posting much. but today's the day guys!! i also don't know how or why this devolved into what it did towards the end.
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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guanyu zhou having his own special spot and crying at the support is so sweet.
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i swear to god if oscar dnfs i’ll cry
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the alpine ‘out in q1’ curse is broken!
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why does the grass keep catching on fire?
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isabella perez why did i just see a tweet saying charles is opening up an ice cream shop?
pierre gasly he’s coming for lewis’ brand. what’s next, getting a dog?
max jones-verstappen he’s gotta compete with him somehow. off track that is.
charles leclerc okay, fuck you. i may not have the best fashion sense but i can compete with him off track.
arthur leclerc i getting a business so charles must get a business. i get a dog so charles gets a dog. i get seven world championships, he cannot afford, great success.
logan sargeant sometimes it be your own siblings.
zoya torres in his defense, his fashion sense is doing much better
natalia ruiz it could be better but we’re working up to that. the questionable quali pants are gone now, so there’s that.
isabella perez and in milan of all places?
pierre gasly what’s wrong with milan? dulce perez most of us live in monaco or travel to monaco frequently. it just makes sense to open one in monaco?
fernando alonso he’s gotta keep the business in italy. the italian men will eat his ice cream because it’s him.
mae jones-verstappen how will lewis ever compete with ferrari’s golden boy?
carlos sainz believe me i’ve been asking myself the same question since i’ve been his teammate
sebastian vettel he’s like so loved by them
carlos sainz i’m convinced they love little jewel more than they love me and i’m a ferrari driver.
freya vettel it’s witchcraft it has to be
charles leclerc or i’m just a likable person?
arthur leclerc that can’t possibly be it. little jewel i would understand but you? no fucking way.
oscar piastri well ollie’s like up there with how loved he is by the tifosi
lewis hamilton with that performance he gave? of course he is!
isabella perez my son made us all proud that day. so proud.
isabella perez SHARL ECLAIR! ARE YOU OPENING A FUCKING ICE CREAM SHOP OR NOT? BECAUSE I JUST GOT FOLLOWED BY YOUR SHADY LEC ACCOUNT ON INSTAGRAM!
oscar piastri please tell her, she's freaking out man.
charles leclerc where's the fun in that?
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isabellaperez why is this man always doing the most random shit?
user12 this is plan b incase the whole f1 thing doesn't work out
↳ user25 bestie, the formula 1 thing did work out.
↳ user12 bestie, it will not work out until he is world champion with ferrari.
maxjonesverstappen what the hell is this man doing now?
↳ user30 they're just as confused as we are
user82 who's bingo card was this on? it sure as hell wasn't on mine.
jensonbutton i expected a better dad joke from you charles. you're a dad now. get your act together.
user05 bro is out here doing random ass side quests.
user34 so that random post of him eating ice cream in the snow actually meant something? you've got to be fucking kidding me.
↳ user71 he went to the daphne jones school of easter eggs.
pierregasly i still don't know what this means
↳ arthur_leclerc i thought we all agreed he was trying to one-up lewis and his business. he's getting a god next. i can feel it.
↳ dulceperez please stop bullying your brother. i don't think we can handle another meltdown in the groupchat.
rhysjones no way we got leclerc's ice cream shop before gta 6. i expect this on every set i'm ever on.
zoyatorres king of side quests!
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successful kidnapping attempt done by logan and zoya! this is the most spoiled dog ever and i know roscoe, angie, and churro. quick how do i convince mick that yes, angie does need a tiny friend like this guy to my beloved daughter and their co-conspirators that have stolen my dog, please return him asap. charles is convinced he's about to receive a ransom call.
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isabella perez i demand a playdate with churro and leo as soon as possible.
max jones-verstappen he named a dog after me. natalia, your husband-to-be is madly in love with me.
mick schumacher i told you max would say something about the name. he's obsessed with charles. max jones-verstappen i can still fight you schumacher.
charles leclerc please return my child as soon as possible.
ollie bearman how many children do you and natalia have now?
natalia leclerc well, there's freya, zoya, you, little jewel, and now leo. so five.
isabella perez well, ollie is split custody between you two and me and oscar.
ollie bearman do i not get a say in this? arthur leclerc no, you don't.
rhys jones so is that a yes on an ice cream shop or not?
carlos sainz it's so hard to tell with him.
zoya torres they call him the king of side quests.
lando norris he's a grammy winning artist + piano composer and now a business man.
dulce perez if the whole school thing doesn't work out can i get an application to work at the ice cream shop?
charles leclerc don't you graduate soon? the school thing is clearly working.
daphne jones-ricciardo well charlie, are you opening an ice cream shop or not?
charles leclerc no an ice cream shop but an ice cream brand.
mae jones-verstappen HE'S ON THAT FUCKING KING SHIT GUYS!!
isabella perez HE'S AN ICON!!
lewis hamilton where the hell was this energy when i started almave?
lando norris you're talking to a bunch of alcoholics
bailey winters oh shut it lando nowins
isabella perez oh we were thrilled but we just love ice cream a bit more than alcohol. churros and ice cream together is life changing.
oscar piastri no one tell my trainer but she's right.
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F1GOSSIP turns out people were wrong when they said charles leclerc would be opening up an ice cream shop. above are picture from leclerc's promotional video for his ice cream brand LEC
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user81 this man is so random.
user16 okay but this video is so cute? and who dressed him? ain't no way charles picked his own outfits for this.
↳ user85 we just have no faith in this man when it comes to dressing himself. i bet natalia dressed him.
↳ user16 we call that the fiancé effect
user67 he is quite literally f1's barbie. he just does everything.
user26 i don't even know who this man is but why are a specific group of people freaking out over him starting an ice cream brand?
↳ user79 he's a formula 1 driver who just does the most random things all the time. he just dropped an ep of piano tracks and he collabs with daphne jones-ricciardo frequently.
↳ user03 of course this man would get the most attention out of all the f1 drivers to do something this random.
isabellaperez ain't no way this man actually started an ice cream brand.
↳ maejonesverstappen this is why he ordered us all to italy asap.
rhysjones this barbie is a successful businessman
freyajones a lifetime supply for the return of leo leclerc.
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hey maximillian's followers, follow me zoyatorres and go stream the deluxe version of my album guts (spilled) these guys are so fucking gross. get a room oscarpiastri and isabellaperez fulfilling the godparent duties oh i'm plotting how to internationally fly with a puppy that isn't mine. never beating the weird kid allegations i fear
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penelope trevino as isa says, the girlies are screaming charles.
zoya torres he has an american daughter and a german daughter and won't sell ice cream outside of italy
arthur leclerc his wife-to-be has argentinian parents!!
logan sargeant just say you hate everyone but monegasques and italians.
rhys jones BOOOO!! GET GOOD LECLERC!!
daphne jones-ricciardo everyday you people convince me more and more that you're insane.
fernando alonso i thought that was a given.
charles leclerc WILL YOU PEOPLE CALM DOWN?! I DON'T HATE ANYONE OF YOU!!
isabella perez that's debatable charlie.
alex albon okay barbie, calm down.
natalia ruiz does this make me ken?
george russell no, you're also barbie. charles is just insane.
isabella perez GIVE US THE GOODS LECLERC - 🦆
dulce perez HAND OVER THE GOODS LECLERC - gael
oscar piastri i'm being held captive. free me.
isabella perez NO SEAS DRAMATICO WEY! - 🦆
fernando alonso PATITO!!
pierre gasly what the fuck is going on.
isabella perez FERNANDITO!!
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lando norris YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH PATO?
dulce perez FAMILY REUNION FUCKERS!!
isabella perez WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO COACHELLA FUCKERS!!! - 🦆
isabella perez on my way to steal your girl verstappen - gael
daniel jones-ricciardo oh i seriously love these two
oscar piastri i'm being dragged against my will
isabella perez added two people
gael perez i was kidding please don't stab me with a fork
mick schumacher FOUL!! mae jones-verstappen it's okay, he laughed!
pato o'ward COACHELLA HERE WE COME!!
pato o'ward I WANT A NONSENSE OUTRO DEDICATED TO ME!!
gael perez apologies for him. he's not trained properly.
pato o'ward callate pendejo!
isabella perez everyday since i was little. the only time i've known peace was when they weren't talking.
dulce perez you have no one to blame but yourself. you're the one who got them to reconcille.
logan sargeant ZOYA! WE HAVE TO GO TO COACHELLA!!
zoya torres oh my god. we're in fucking italy logan.
natalia ruiz ALL ABOARD THE JONES-VERSTAPPEN OR JONES-RICCIARDO EXPRESS. LET'S GO TO COACHELLA!!
sebastian vettel oh you people are going to regret this so much.
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¡leclerc-s speaks! this was mostly written because as a charles girl, a lot has happened these past few days. that man is barbie with the number of things he does outside of f1. still unsure if i'm going to do a coachella part but enjoy this for the vibes!!
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isabella perez why did i just see a tweet saying charles is opening up an ice cream shop?
pierre gasly he’s coming for lewis’ brand. what’s next, getting a dog?
max jones-verstappen he’s gotta compete with him somehow. off track that is.
charles leclerc okay, fuck you. i may not have the best fashion sense but i can compete with him off track.
arthur leclerc i getting a business so charles must get a business. i get a dog so charles gets a dog. i get seven world championships, he cannot afford, great success.
logan sargeant sometimes it be your own siblings.
zoya torres in his defense, his fashion sense is doing much better
natalia ruiz it could be better but we’re working up to that. the questionable quali pants are gone now, so there’s that.
isabella perez and in milan of all places?
pierre gasly what’s wrong with milan? dulce perez most of us live in monaco or travel to monaco frequently. it just makes sense to open one in monaco?
fernando alonso he’s gotta keep the business in italy. the italian men will eat his ice cream because it’s him.
mae jones-verstappen how will lewis ever compete with ferrari’s golden boy?
carlos sainz believe me i’ve been asking myself the same question since i’ve been his teammate
sebastian vettel he’s like so loved by them
carlos sainz i’m convinced they love little jewel more than they love me and i’m a ferrari driver.
freya vettel it’s witchcraft it has to be
charles leclerc or i’m just a likable person?
arthur leclerc that can’t possibly be it. little jewel i would understand but you? no fucking way.
oscar piastri well ollie’s like up there with how loved he is by the tifosi
lewis hamilton with that performance he gave? of course he is!
isabella perez my son made us all proud that day. so proud.
isabella perez SHARL ECLAIR! ARE YOU OPENING A FUCKING ICE CREAM SHOP OR NOT? BECAUSE I JUST GOT FOLLOWED BY YOUR SHADY LEC ACCOUNT ON INSTAGRAM!
oscar piastri please tell her, she's freaking out man.
charles leclerc where's the fun in that?
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isabellaperez why is this man always doing the most random shit?
user12 this is plan b incase the whole f1 thing doesn't work out
↳ user25 bestie, the formula 1 thing did work out.
↳ user12 bestie, it will not work out until he is world champion with ferrari.
maxjonesverstappen what the hell is this man doing now?
↳ user30 they're just as confused as we are
user82 who's bingo card was this on? it sure as hell wasn't on mine.
jensonbutton i expected a better dad joke from you charles. you're a dad now. get your act together.
user05 bro is out here doing random ass side quests.
user34 so that random post of him eating ice cream in the snow actually meant something? you've got to be fucking kidding me.
↳ user71 he went to the daphne jones school of easter eggs.
pierregasly i still don't know what this means
↳ arthur_leclerc i thought we all agreed he was trying to one-up lewis and his business. he's getting a dog next. i can feel it.
↳ dulceperez please stop bullying your brother. i don't think we can handle another meltdown in the groupchat.
rhysjones no way we got leclerc's ice cream shop before gta 6. i expect this on every set i'm ever on.
zoyatorres king of side quests!
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successful kidnapping attempt done by logan and zoya! this is the most spoiled dog ever and i know roscoe, angie, and churro. quick how do i convince mick that yes, angie does need a tiny friend like this guy to my beloved daughters and their co-conspirators that have stolen my dog, please return him asap. charles is convinced he's about to receive a ransom call.
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isabella perez i demand a playdate with churro and leo as soon as possible.
max jones-verstappen he named a dog after me. natalia, your husband-to-be is madly in love with me.
mick schumacher i told you max would say something about the name. he's obsessed with charles. max jones-verstappen i can still fight you schumacher.
charles leclerc please return my child as soon as possible.
ollie bearman how many children do you and natalia have now?
natalia leclerc well, there's freya, zoya, you, little jewel, and now leo. so five.
isabella perez well, ollie is split custody between you two and me and oscar.
ollie bearman do i not get a say in this? arthur leclerc no, you don't.
rhys jones so is that a yes on an ice cream shop or not?
carlos sainz it's so hard to tell with him.
zoya torres they call him the king of side quests.
lando norris he's a grammy winning artist + piano composer and now a business man.
dulce perez if the whole school thing doesn't work out can i get an application to work at the ice cream shop?
charles leclerc don't you graduate soon? the school thing is clearly working.
daphne jones-ricciardo well charlie, are you opening an ice cream shop or not?
charles leclerc no an ice cream shop but an ice cream brand.
mae jones-verstappen HE'S ON THAT FUCKING KING SHIT GUYS!!
isabella perez HE'S AN ICON!!
lewis hamilton where the hell was this energy when i started almave?
lando norris you're talking to a bunch of alcoholics
bailey winters oh shut it lando nowins
isabella perez oh we were thrilled but we just love ice cream a bit more than alcohol. churros and ice cream together is life changing.
oscar piastri no one tell my trainer but she's right.
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F1GOSSIP turns out people were wrong when they said charles leclerc would be opening up an ice cream shop. above are picture from leclerc's promotional video for his ice cream brand LEC
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user81 this man is so random.
user16 okay but this video is so cute? and who dressed him? ain't no way charles picked his own outfits for this.
↳ user85 we just have no faith in this man when it comes to dressing himself. i bet natalia dressed him.
↳ user16 we call that the fiancé effect
user67 he is quite literally f1's barbie. he just does everything.
user26 i don't even know who this man is but why are a specific group of people freaking out over him starting an ice cream brand?
↳ user79 he's a formula 1 driver who just does the most random things all the time. he just dropped an ep of piano tracks and he collabs with daphne jones-ricciardo frequently.
↳ user03 of course this man would get the most attention out of all the f1 drivers to do something this random.
isabellaperez ain't no way this man actually started an ice cream brand.
↳ maejonesverstappen this is why he ordered us all to italy asap.
rhysjones this barbie is a successful businessman
freyavettel a lifetime supply for the return of leo leclerc.
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hey maximillian's followers, follow me zoyatorres and go stream the deluxe version of my album guts (spilled) these guys are so fucking gross. get a room oscarpiastri and isabellaperez fulfilling the godparent duties oh i'm plotting how to internationally fly with a puppy that isn't mine. never beating the weird kid allegations i fear
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penelope trevino as isa says, the girlies are screaming charles.
zoya torres he has an american daughter and a german daughter and won't sell ice cream outside of italy
arthur leclerc his wife-to-be has argentinian parents!!
logan sargeant just say you hate everyone but monegasques and italians.
rhys jones BOOOO!! GET GOOD LECLERC!!
daphne jones-ricciardo everyday you people convince me more and more that you're insane.
fernando alonso i thought that was a given.
charles leclerc WILL YOU PEOPLE CALM DOWN?! I DON'T HATE ANYONE OF YOU!!
isabella perez that's debatable charlie.
alex albon okay barbie, calm down.
natalia ruiz does this make me ken?
george russell no, you're also barbie. charles is just insane.
isabella perez GIVE US THE GOODS LECLERC - 🦆
dulce perez HAND OVER THE GOODS LECLERC - gael
oscar piastri i'm being held captive. free me.
isabella perez NO SEAS DRAMATICO WEY! - 🦆
fernando alonso PATITO!!
pierre gasly what the fuck is going on.
isabella perez FERNANDITO!!
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lando norris YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH PATO?
dulce perez FAMILY REUNION FUCKERS!!
isabella perez WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO COACHELLA FUCKERS!!! - 🦆
isabella perez on my way to steal your girl verstappen - gael
daniel jones-ricciardo oh i seriously love these two
oscar piastri i'm being dragged against my will
isabella perez added two people
gael perez i was kidding please don't stab me with a fork
mick schumacher FOUL!! mae jones-verstappen it's okay, he laughed!
pato o'ward COACHELLA HERE WE COME!!
pato o'ward I WANT A NONSENSE OUTRO DEDICATED TO ME!!
gael perez apologies for him. he's not trained properly.
pato o'ward callate pendejo!
isabella perez everyday since i was little. the only time i've known peace was when they weren't talking.
dulce perez you have no one to blame but yourself. you're the one who got them to reconcille.
logan sargeant ZOYA! WE HAVE TO GO TO COACHELLA!!
zoya torres oh my god. we're in fucking italy logan.
natalia ruiz ALL ABOARD THE JONES-VERSTAPPEN OR JONES-RICCIARDO EXPRESS. LET'S GO TO COACHELLA!!
sebastian vettel oh you people are going to regret this so much.
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¡leclerc-s speaks! this was mostly written because as a charles girl, a lot has happened these past few days. that man is barbie with the number of things he does outside of f1. still unsure if i'm going to do a coachella part but enjoy this for the vibes!!
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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father alonso is here to stay guys… with aston martin that is
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driver of the day being p6 and max who should have gotten a 10 got only 9.6... suffering bc of their talent fr
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karma - part six
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i shit you not, i woke up this morning and max was already here. why did i encourage charlie to sign with red bull? HE'S STILL HERE AND IT 4 IN THE AFTERNOON!!
they're being gross. i'm not cut out for the third-wheel life.
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natalia leclerc SEB! TELL MAX HE CAN'T KEEP THIRD WHEELING ME AND CHARLES!
max verstappen NO SEB! TELL HER I CAN!
sebastian vettel this seems more like a kimi problem, does it not?
charles leclerc they already went to complain to him and he said, 'get out of my office.'
max verstappen then he said, 'go bother sebastian.'
natalia leclerc it's the most i've ever heard him speak.
sebastian vettel we had dinner the other day?
natalia leclerc i'm going for something here seb!
max verstappen soo seb, can i or can i not crash their dates?
charles leclerc this is not the sort of problem i thought we'd be having when i agreed to join red bull
max verstappen and what problems did you think we'd have charlie?
natalia leclerc ONLY I GET TO CALL HIM CHARLIE YOU KLOOTZAK!
natalia leclerc and he thought it would be inchident 2.0
sebastian vettel WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD?
natalia leclerc max!
sebastian vettel MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN!!
max verstappen I WAS DRUNK!
natalia leclerc you taught me when we were children idiot!
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📍 natalia_leclerc major shoutout to robert for his first f1 PODIUM!! GO ROBERT!! AND GO LOGAN FOR THE POINTS!!
charles_leclerc i love you.
natalia_leclerc i love you.
landonorris blah blah, he won we get it! THAT CAR'S A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP!!
natalia_leclerc THAT'S WHAT HE DESERVES NO WINS!
alex albon i also got points??
natalia_leclerc but are you my grid son? no, didn't think so. logansargeant thanks mom!
olliebearman where's my congrats? i'm also your grid son?
natalia_leclerc sorry ollie, congrats on your race!
user1 it's the way natalia gave congrats to robert despite him being on a rival team for me.
user2 well, she actually likes robert so there's one reason why she congratulated him. user3 SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!
pierregasly when my fucking tractor ends up in the points i expect a post like this too natalia.
natalia_leclerc that'll take a miracle to happen pierre. pierregasly this is why i hate you.
user4 this. this is my favorite trio.
user5 no one is doing it like them.
sukiwaterhouse congrats or whatever.
charles_leclerc thanks or whatever. sukiwaterhouse i hate you or whatever. charles_leclerc i hate you too or whatever. arthur_leclerc introduce me to robert pattinson or whatever. sukiwaterhouse this is why you're my favorite leclerc or whatever. charles_leclerc i hate you both or whatever.
user6 sometimes i can't tell if suki and charles actually hate each other or not. it's so confusing.
user7 i think they can't even tell sometimes.
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¡leclerc-s speaks! i just hope someone can tell where i'm going with replacing mattia with fred. if you can't well, hint: february 1st, 2024. i am still upset with the events that occured.
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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anyways congrats to yuki on his points. he drove great and deserved them.
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ferrari heard that charles wanted to make jules proud and said no❤️
literally screwed him over at the one race he truly wanted a podium. and i just know charles is probably going to say something along the lines of ‘it was best for the team’ or something like that
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ferrari i am in your walls
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When it’s “hold position” during the Australian Grand Prix but “we are racing” during the Japanese Grand Prix
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