I have been waiting all year to post this.

I LOVE BEING AROMANTIC

Every would-be galactic conqueror wants a planet-destroying superweapon, and you’ve had enough. Today, you unveil your masterpiece; a planet-building space station.

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the man next to me on the train who chatted cheerfully to pass the time when we got delayed. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

WHO WANTS TO GET BOOPED

IM BOOPING EVERYONE WHOS LIKES THIS WEWWWW!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!1

the booping is cute and all but lets not forget the violent transmisogyny and antiblackness of this site. ok

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

If you receive a rapid amount of boops from me know that I'm doing this to you:

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

SPAM BOOP TIME

ANYONE WHO BOOPS THIS BLOG, REBLOGS, OR LIKES, I WILL BOOP YOU

EVERY SINGLE PERSON

I AM @xxmoonduskxx, THAT IS ME BOOPING YOU

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.