Happy 67th birthday to Princess Caroline of Monaco!
Born on January 23rd 1957, Caroline Louise Marguerite is the eldest child of Prince Rainier Ill of Monaco and Grace Kelly.
She's a princess of Monaco by birth, and the Princess of Hanover by marriage to Prince Ernst August.
Caroline has four children; Andrea Casiraghi (39), Charlotte Casiraghi (37) and Pierre Casiraghi (36) - children of her second husband Stefano Casiraghi - and Princess Alexandra of Hanover (24) - from her third marriage to Prince Ernst August.
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I’m sorry but most of the rock girlfriends/wives were ugly (in my opinion). You have Bianca who looks like mick but deformed in a way, Marianne who did so many drugs she aged much sooner than she should have, Chrissie who looked like a man, Yoko who also looked like a man, Krissy Wood who looked weird, Pattie Boyd was mid too, Bebe who I thought was very ugly but described as a Marianne and Anita mixed, Linda McCartney was mid but described as the most beautiful girl from various books retaining the Beatles, Maureen Cox was also ugly, multiple women that Jimi Hendrix dated as well were ugly (can’t name them because the list is long), Jane Asher was mid, Catherine James was mid, and multiple others.
Chile, it's Black History Month. It's a time to celebrate Black beauty and all its splendor. There are too many mid, melaninless and cokeheaded bitches here, when this is where I'm living right now 😆:
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hi pretty girl i miss you !!!!! 💝
my girl !!! its been to long im soso sorry !!!! 💗💞
consider this a late happy valentines pretty girl <33 you deserve everything n more 💕 love you so so bad
and I don’t think I ever complimented your pfp omggg !! pamela ! an icon just like you <3
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Mikey (aka Chicken Nugget)
YOU DIDN’T! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOU DID FUCKING NOT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
but .. like .. is it just me or this nugget is cute af?! 😭
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reading Dracula has permanently altered my brain. i can never see count dracula as a generic character anymore. he isn't an ooky spooky horror monster he's the old bitch that imprisoned my boy johnny in his shitass castle and killed my beloved lucy and quincey. abraham van helsing isn't synonymous with badass monster hunters he's a 50-year-old dutch doctor who talks funny. i see things and think oh wow this is just like my favorite characters from my book that was written 126 years ago.
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Would you kiss Costello?
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𝕸𝖆𝖑 𝕭𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖆 ⸺ sneaky, smart, ruthless girl who was raised to be a leader • Vengeful and unforgiving to anyone who doesn't actively help her • Artistic and has a knack for casting spells • Daughter of Maleficent and Hades • Always wanted to be like her mother: pure evil • Enjoyed coming up with evil plans and was the most feared at her previous school because of her reputation.
⸺ Her "mean girl" facade is an act because she does not want to be seen as weak in her mother's eyes. abandons the hollow life of evil, for a life of good • Queen of the United States of Auradon and the Isle of the Lost {wire: snootylittlewitch}
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you see i get why fandom automatically considers human characters to be boring in smooching aliens: the game but i think it's kinda ironic because humanity in mass effect is pretty much galaxy's most special guy. humans just discovered mass relays and immediately got in a fight with the main militarists of the milky way and didn't give up easily even though turians were a lot more advanced than them. they've been a part of the galactic community only for approximately 40 years and already got their place in the council. they're described as chaotic and unpredictable by other species which makes them a dangerous enemy both in politics and on the battlefield. they aren't the strongest species and don't have any significant physical advantages but their biotic potential is solid and can be improved to a great extent. even reapers see them as a danger. maybe you don't want to fuck humans in mass effect but I bet there's a whole line of aliens standing behind you and waiting for their turn
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Guide To Troubled BES
GUIDE TO TROUBLED BLUE EYE SAMURAI
Edits by me :D
Words from The Guide to Troubled Birds
Screenies by me
Special holler to @kaladinkholins (who taught me to do screenies)
and the other cool moots:
@roninzuzu
@knightly-gentlewoman
@lillydrawsmizu
@mothertruckerdudeheh
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Hello queen
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If you don't think Stede would give Ed and the crew Dad pep talks before a raid... You're gravely mistaken...
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if yayoi dojima has 100,000 fans, i am one of them. if yayoi dojima has 10,000 fans, i am one of them. if yayoi dojima has 100 fans, i am one of them. if yayoi dojima has 1 fan, that is me. if yayoi dojima has 0 fans, then i am dead.
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Vic & her bitches
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