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anotherdescentintomadness · 7 months

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Wang YiBo 💜 Our Chanel Prince

I’m trapped in Paris with Platinum Wang YiBo.

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#Wang YiBo #Wang YiBo fanart #supermodel wang yibo #platinum Wang yibo #Paris fashion week #that time Wang YiBo flew to Paris with platinum hair and walked into the Chanel show like 👑#this soft look on his face I can’t #actually I couldn’t #there’s no way to capture it #my attempts at art are only a failing simulacrum of his beauty #I will keep trying though #to capture The Noodle #the Beautiful Noodle #okay that’s enough #i love him your honor #my art #digital artwork

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woolydemon · 3 months

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LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

#rando thoughtz #this is coming from the shrimpiest noodle arm guy in the world. do not give a shit abt if u think fat looks bad suck it up buddy !!!!!!#also ur wrong and fat is so beautiful #and is generally a normal way to exist without needing it to be worthy of existing based on attractiveness #but also the variety in human bodies is beautiful in general too SO FAT IS BEAUTIFL

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egophiliac · 7 months

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I love when you draw Malleus like a wet Muppet, I do not mean this as an insult, it's literally my favorite thing ever. Him and Shroud, literally my favorites because of it. Honestly their peak forms

thank you! 💙 wet noodle muppet Shrouds in particular are THE most fun to draw, 100% recommend it. they have the funkiest shapes.

#art #twisted wonderland #welcome to twst we have 21 emotionally stunted spaghetti noodles with beautiful glossy hair #and also grim is here

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ilov3burnaboy · 9 months

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black girls eating pasta #pastawhore

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ryllen · 20 days

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A question I have just recently,

can Sebek handle spicy?

this is what i generally think of fae.

tho i think,

lilia knows spicy spices from his travel.

even tho in dragon form, malleus breathes fire from his mouth, and fire is hot, it might be like the kind of fire that doesn't hurt him in the first place

sebek father might bring spicy spice from human world with him, but since i think of him as a mellow man, he might not be interested in spicy food in the first place

#honestly it makes me wonder all the nrc students ability to handle spiciness & i wish everyone would start putting them into tiers #twst #twisted wonderland #do i tag this as sebek #i do want to know what others think of him #sebek zigvolt #i think the octas would be very bad at it #but floyd probably keeps on challenging it so he gains tolerance over it #riddle would be very bad with it #ace would be pretty good #but deuce would be a little less #or do u think punk him would dare other punks on spicy food #who would shed tears #who would break a sweat #who would eat like it's nothing #who would wail asking the great seven to take them to the after world #i am just wondering bcs of the rabbit sausage roll in deuce hometown #leona who never lift a finger finally break a sweat from spicy food #who knows we even see tears in his eyes while he endures it silently #can vil stay beautiful eating spicy food #despite his tough claim can epel handle spicy #anyhow do u know there's samyang 1/2 spicy now #that's the only one i can eat without suffering like actually enjoying it #idia i feel like he would wrinkle from spicy food #but what if he is some connoisseur of instant noodles so he had been eating spicy ones quite a lot #my brother always love to see me suffer over spiciness

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saydesole · 1 month

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Pho🍜

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lilahlavender · 5 months

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stop and smell the roses 🌹

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heynatjane · 6 months

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#beauty #photooftheday #natjane #thick and juicy #thick hips #bodysuit #legs #adult model #onlyf@nz #18+ only #onlytease #sexy egirl #egirl noods #hot egirls #noodles #submisive and breedable

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ladyofthenoodle · 2 years

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why fandom needs to look beyond the marichat and make marinette the beast in disney’s beauty & the beast au:

the beast gets cursed for being rude to someone. this would never happen to adrien who has never been rude once in his life but would definitely happen to marinette who has no brain to mouth filter.

belle’s mom is dead. adrien’s mom is dead. belle’s father decides to fuck around with magic and has to pay the price. adrien’s father… well, you know. belle and adrien pay the consequences. (yes i know otherwise the personality doesn’t fit but okay we have to take SOME liberties)

who do you think is gonna go around befriending teacups and candlesticks and clocks. marinette??? no. did you see how that girl reacted to tikki there’s no way she’d be chill about talking furniture unless she was there when the people turned into talking furniture.

gaston is obviously chloe. i’m tired of people putting theo barbot as marinette’s evil love interest when we could simply gender swap and use the plethora of evil love interests adrien has available. theo was mildly interested in her in 1 episode of season 1 it’s time to retire him.

just because disney’s beast is vaguely lion-like does not mean the beast has to be a furry. cmon guys GIVE her bug parts

adrien IS the most beautiful girl in town and he would ignore all marriage proposals from eligible women in order to run away into the forest to live in sin with a girl with a great personality and antenna. if marinette had lackluster marriage proposals she’d simply kickstart the first wave of feminism a few decades early and support herself financially on her fashion empire.

it’s what we deserve!!!

#miraculous ladybug #noodling #beauty and the beetle au

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rayroseu · 10 months

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WAIT GUYS WAKE UP‼️‼️‼️ JAJSJAJSN

SOMEONE SAID THE NEW MERCH ART MIGJT REVEAL MALLEUS' **BARE FOREARMS**

THE THING WE WERE THIRSTING OVER AT HALLOWEEN 2022.... IS GOING TO BE GIVEN TO US BY MALLEUS WEARING A TSHIRT 😭😭😭✨✨✨

DO YOU SEE THE VISION????🥺‼️‼️‼️

ohhhh august 04.... I'll be watching you 👁👁‼️✨✨

I CANT WAIT FOR HIS POSE!!!! MALLEUS FIRST TIME AT PHOTOSHOOT IN MODERN CLOTHES OMG💕💕💕

My guess is that he'll do a cute pose like on his Bloom Birthday where he winked www

Also I headcanon that Yuu's the photographer of these-- You know those photobooths they set up during school events? I feel like thats what occured for these "modeling"esque pictures lol

ALSO REALIZING THIS IS ALSO A DIASOMNJA FAMILY PHOTO....😭✨✨

#PLEASE DONT BE NOODLE ARMS IM BEGGINGT O GOD DONT BE NOODLE ARMS DONT TAKW AWAY HIS BEAUTIFUL TONED BICEPS I AM BEGGING TWST STUDIO IAM #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twistedwonderland #lian notes #twst malleus #malleusdraconia #malleus x reader #malleus draconia x reader

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meownotgood · 4 months

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he's here....

#AAAAAAAAAAHHHH FUUCCCKK #he looks.... so amazing...#pics don't do him justice because he really looks so amazing in real life #I'm just blown away #actually have to sit down because I'm so giddy with excitement lol #he's so beautiful like #I love the way everything turned out #I forgot how big scale figures are too haha #his face is so handsome #and the blood looks really good especially on his clothes #he's so detailed and pretty #and all of his assembly is magnets so it's really easy to put together #I also like that he can be displayed without his base or the chair haha #like a big noodle stopper #there's so much detail on his clothing!!#all of the folds #the bottom of his shoes is detailed with blood #they included the back of his tie #the buttons on his shirt cuffs and the individual holes of his belt #his fingernails too #has aki's shirt always had a front pocket? lol #sigh... I want to spend the rest of the night staring at him #I'll take better pictures of him tomorrow when the lighting is better!!!#I want to make a detailed post about him #fighting the urge to bite him rn #aki <3

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glass-noodle · 7 months

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just a silly little thing re: that new merch drop…the oversized look is so cute I’m dying

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carlos55inz · 5 months

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TIRED of carlando where lando is the one pinning. i have read a total of 3 fic where carlos is the one pinning and we need more.

i need carlos kissing the ground under landos feet ripping the hair of his head because he thinks LANDO is too good for him and LANDO would never settle with CARLOS of all people carlos barking at max and daniel and oscar and anyone who looks at lando twice because he’s so goddamn jealous because HE should be the only one to look at lando like that and make lando laught like that. and everyone is like yo lando control your dog bro and lando is like ??? huh???

#carlos sainz #lando norris #carlando #do i have to write it myself #carlos just MISERABLE in love looking at lando and thinking how could he ever love me back he’s too good for me #and everyone else is like. carlos my buddy lando is literally abt to eat play doh right now bc he said they smell TASTY #carlos he hasn’t showered in two days and his eating habits consist of cup noodles and monster energy #and carlos is like yeah isn’t he amazing the most beautiful and smart boy in the whole world

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david-tennant-in-chairs · 5 months

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I'm not ready to say goodbye to him again, even though I know it will be spectacular

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #doctor who #10th doctor #tenth doctor #doctor who 60th anniversary #legs for days #just like all the limbs #good lord he's beautiful #slutty space noodle #his smile is everything #i am very normal about him #not at all feral or rabid #i really like his hands #the eyes the hair the nose the everything

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somecutething · 1 year

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A very relaxed ferret!

(via noodletheferret127)

#love #cute #adorable #beautiful #ferret #ferrets #noodle #hilarious #haha #lol #funny #animals #cute animals #cute ferrets #smile #happy #smiling #happiness #relax #relaxed

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cactusnymph · 2 years

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after oscar’s statement about how rue’s transformation was an allegory for coming out and then binx going up to rue, very stressed and scared, telling them how amazing their transformation was and how she doesn’t think that rue is like the others and. rue can tell how nervous she is and immediately reaches out to reassure them. just, the power of witnessing someone else do it first and feeling the need to reveal yourself to someone. “It is difficult to show your true self” and “you have my full support” and “it is honor to see you” and I. Am. Fine.

#acofaf #acofaf spoilers #i am having feelings and i am not being eloquent but #a court of fey and flowers #queer solidarity is beautiful and i am crying into my noodle soup #delloso de la rue #binx choppley #dimension 20 #moss rambles

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