#thats so. threatening ?? like dude what do you know about whats going to happen that we dont .
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hey why did this make me tear up a little
#they just....sound so sad for a moment#also what the fuck#honestly i forgot nik was still aware he had listeners because he hasnt talked directly to us for ages#so this line makes me uh. scared mostly but also just vaguely emotional ?#things Are Not the same since mar came back and this was the closest weve gotten#since the start of the season to being back to normal#also. again what the fuck but for a different reason#thats so. threatening ?? like dude what do you know about whats going to happen that we dont .#hfth#hfth spoilers#hfth s4#hello from the hallowoods
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the bafta livestream out of context: top 60 cursed quotes.
There is nothing more cursed than the livestream I just witnessed, and I made a summary post but now I'm just going to put in quotes by the worthy maggots in the stream with no context, because BELIEVE ME THE CONTEXT DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING BETTER. The livestream chat was NOT A PLACE OF THE LORD.
I'm going to make the quotes that were by me a different colour. Please know that I am NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR A SINGLE QUOTE OTHER THAN THOSE. SO HERE'S THE TOP 60 IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Barbenhimer awakened things in me ok
aroace people the most disturbingly sexual talkers on the planet fight me on this
WHO JUST GASPED
MICHAEL SHEENS BABY TALKING BARK BADK IM A DOG BARK WOOF
I feel so sorry for this woman. She's being so heartfelt and we're here thristing over a slinky that possessed a man
IRELAAAND PLEASE ADOPT ME AS YOUR OWN PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE LAND OF UNPRONOUNCABLE WORDS, GREEN FEILD, CATHOLISISM AND HOZIER PLEASE
the urge to go to france and misgender a croissant is real
Devastated the slutty knees have gone away
So many men nowadays are so submissive and breedable like thank you lord for these men thank you
witches and murder slime tutorial
speaking of royals did the bloke who ISN'T lizzy's husband but her son apparently die yet
Turtleneck Crowley is my gender.
WE COULD HAVE LEFT IT AS NOT SAFE FOR WORK WHY THE DRTAOLS ASMI
SAY AN BFUIL CEAD AGAM DUL GO DTÍ AN LEITHREAS AN WE'LL LET YOU THROUGJ
"Oompa loompa doopety dee, I really hated being in this movie" -Hugh grant probably
IF YOU'RE A CHILD AVERT YOUR EYES FROM THAT MESSAGE IM SORRY
i want the kilt back this a betrayal
if someone put me in a room with kilt!david tennant one of us is walking out of that room pregnant and its not gonna be me
a lot of these words are in the bible and none of them should be in that order you need jesus
Can we vote to make david wear that kilt back? Maybe make him do a twirl this time
You mean Bildaddy? 😏
Honey what make you think a dude who roamed around with prostitutes and got himself more holes for mankind won't be calling bildad bildaddy? [this was about jesus btw.]
FREE THE KNEE
Show us the knees!
AND YOU'RE COMING AFTER ME FOR MY BLOWJOB BANANA
He looks like those fancy chocolates. Imma take a bite outta him.
Think you'll leak molten goo like them?
My brain isn't working, I read "bratty couch jr"
i'm sorry the what holes
FIND ME ON GOAD AND I WILL MAKE YOU PAY APPROPRIATELY
I genuinely thought it was a road typo and I thought you were threatening asmi with physical violence on the road
OHH FLOWER OF SCOTLAAAAAAND
Combine that with the unfortunate oranges and see what happens.
DEVASTATING NEWS I ATE UP ALL OF THEM SO I'VE BROUGHT A BLOWJOB BANANA INSTEAD
That reminded me of the army video where the guy was deepthroating a 7 inch banana without a hitch.
OMG THEY JUST FLASHED BACK & I GOT A GLIMPSE OF THAT KILT 🥵🥵🥵
thats why apollo had to deliver you at an illegal sushi restaurant
How long do you think it would take to get david naked from his chocolate man suit? Can we set a new speedrun category?
SUPERBOWL FOR TENNANTISTS
Big feelings about pants straps in the chat tonight
Last time i check yoire supposed to thank the lord gor his gifts
HEY GUYS ASMI'S FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE CONFIRMED
I just have a deep appreciation for ireland
Can you use suspenders as bondage gear? I mean it looks like it would be fine? I mean if you make the length a bit more they might be more comfortable than ropes. Just sayin
All i can think when i see him in the costume is the one specific ken and oppenhimer slash fic. Lord help me i can't be saved
GIVE MY LOVE TO THE LEPRECHAAAAAAAAAAAUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Like a giant orange slice on her one arm.
Stop hitting the lectern geez / what if its into that?
Men who wear suspenders are such losers like why do you need so much cloth to keep your pants up. Why dont you just wear a belt. Where do you live. What is your timezone. What are you office hours
what is this suspender shaming ari chappal for you
Aziraphales office hours are: fuck off
Put me ina room with a suspender wearing man and he shall have the same fate as kilttennant
MARIYADAM E ILLAI
It was titled "snake in my b***" It meant butt lmfao
CROWLEY AND LOKI MY GENDERFLUID ICONS
THE KNEES ARE BACK
THEKNEES GOD SAVE ME FROM THESE SINFUL THOUGHTS
What if slutshaming is my kink?
NOT THE BLOWJOB FACE NO
AT THIS POINT IF NEIL HASN'T UNFOLLOWED ME YET HE'S ASKING TO BE MENTALLY SCARRED IM SORRY
I am failing
Tagging the main culprits whose tumblr handles I know:
@thearoacemess @vitrilol @queermarzipan @good-usernames-were-taken
Cheers, maggots.
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What about when Killer Eddie has to threaten Steve because he’s too mouthy about people Eddie has killed?👀😬
Hiii babes!! I feel like this would totally happen this way because Steve is Steve and can’t help himself and Eddie just has to gently remind him…what he can do😂🙈 so enjoy💖
CW: Eddie is a serial killer and mentions of knives
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“I’m just saying why can’t you like do what you did to Nick to this Rodger dude?” Eddie rolls his eyes as Steve stands across the kitchen island from him.
“I don’t know who you’re talking about Harrington…who’s Nick?” Steve just glares at Eddie as he folds his arms across his chest. “Hand me those dishes will you?” Eddie asks as he motions to the stack of plates and silverware that’s on Steve’s side of the island.
“Come on man you know what I’m talking about.” His voice is lower as he slides the stack of dishes towards Eddie so he can put them in the sink thats filling up with soapy water. Eddie slowly picks up one of the steak knives and holds it for a moment while looking over at Steve.
“Actually Steve.” Eddie watches the way Steve’s eyes go a bit wide as he effortlessly spins the knife around in his right hand. “I have no fucking clue what you’re talking about.” He explains as he tosses the knife to his left hand making Steve flinch as he gently catches it all while never breaking eye contact with his bestfriend who he knows is silently having a panic attack in the middle of his kitchen. “So if I were you I’d stop bringing it up.” With that Eddie drops the knife into the sink and begins cleaning the plates.
“Yeah yeah I’ll uh stop bringing it up.”
“Stop bringing what up?” Eddie smiles as you walk into the kitchen holding the coffee pot while Steve’s cheeks go red and he drops his arms to his sides as he turns to look at you and when he opens his mouth to say something he just closes it because it’s like all of a sudden Steve doesn’t know how to speak making Eddie roll his eyes before he looks at you.
“Oh he’s been trying to talk me into a boys trip but you know how I am about unplanned vacations.” Steve lets out a sigh of relief at the quick cover story Eddie comes up with. “How’s it going out there baby? Need anything?” He asks as you put the pot back on the coffee maker before walking over and standing next to Eddie by the sink.
“It’s going good honey thanks for agreeing to let me host book club here this month.” You answer as you lean over and place a kiss to Eddie’s cheek making him grin as he turns his head so he can catch your lips in a quick kiss before you turn away.
“Of course sweetheart.” You just smile as you walk around the island towards the entrance to the living room. “Let us know if you need anything okay?” You just nod and give Steve a smile before don’t back into the living room to join the other members of your book club.
“Jesus Christ how do you do that so well?” Eddie ignores Steve’s question as he finishes cleaning the rest of the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. “I mean really how do you just lie to her so..so-”
“You think I enjoy lying to her? That I like covering up bullshit conversations like this? You think all this is easy for me Steve is that it?” Steve doesn’t have time to react before Eddie is in his face with his hands gripping the collars of his jacket.
“No no I don’t think it’s easy man I’m just saying you’re good at it that’s all.” Steve explains trying to calm the situation down, Eddie just shoves Steve away from him so he can run his hands through his hair and let out a few deep breaths.
“If you bring up Nick or any other fucking asshole I’ve dealt with or that you think I need to deal with..ever again it won’t just be a conversation I’m covering up of yours…do understand what I’m saying to you Steve?” Eddie makes sure his tone is even and his words come out clear and precise as he looks at a terrified Steve Harrington.
“Yes I understand.”
“Good because like you said…I’m good at this.” Steve just nods and turns around and fixes his jacket as he walks over to the coffee pot and grabs a mug off the shelf.
“You want some? Or are you still cutting back on the caffeine?” Steve asks as he looks at Eddie over his shoulder and gives him a look that lets Eddie know this is his way of moving on and acting like nothing happened to which Eddie is grateful because he loves Steve, they’ve been friends for years and he’d hate to have to not only end the friendship but his life all because he can’t keep his mouth shut.
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i would like to say that ozzie COULD have been better as i do love his character but MAN did they fucking butcher him in the new episode
he is the embodiment of lust, making him the WEAKEST sin is well a sin and also since he’s apart of the seven deadly SINS he should be ya’ know POWERFUL because in that episode he just feels like some rich guy akin to every other rich guy in this show, he should be a guy that the whole cast are afraid of(and honestly the same thing happened to bee where she’s a deadly sin and NO ONE is acting like she of any importances)
how i would fix him personally is well not make him soft uwu boy i do like the fact he cares about fizz but well he’s powerful we should FEEL how powerful he is make some imps or succbi be cowering near him, fizz not sprouting jokes and blowing a BLOW HORN in his ear give us the feeling that he’s not to be mess with, and the stolas and ozzie team up honestly should be studied on how to kill a character, they shouldn’t made ozzie just be the same hight as stolas and i mean that IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE because stolas seems to be scared of him thats good but ozzie ya’ know is chill about everything i mean stolas didn’t cause anything but him being chill is very stupid. thats my take of everything about ozzie and honestly im curious on what your take of fixing him is
So I’m not against Ozzie being nice and soft to Fizz, but him in general being the nicest sin and a cool “chill” dude does bother me. Again, these characters are supposed to be the rulers of Hell and I refuse to believe they’re just nice, it’s how I felt for Beezlebub. Same for Leviathan since Viv confirmed she wants him to be a chill surfer dude and so far the only sin she plans to be an asshole is Mammon. In Ozzie’s case, it’s also weird seeing him say how “lust shouldn’t be forceful” when I feel like the writers are confusing love and lust again. He’s also called the “deadly SIN” for a reason, he’s normally supposed to represent the sin itself, how sinners let lust consume them, in a bad way.
For Viv’s interpretation, I genuinely have no idea. Despite being called the “sins”, I feel like the seven sins in this show aren’t connected to the sinners at all, since they’re all in the Pride Ring and Lucifer was the one confirmed to be ruling over them, so we’re only left to believe that the sins tend to the hellborns. We know that Ozzie rules the Succubi’s, I guess you could say those are the types of demons for his ring, but I thought that the whole reason he gave the succubi’s crystals in the first place was to let them tempt those on earth….and yet he’s saying “lust” shouldn’t be forceful. See how it kinda doesn’t make much sense for his character? Then again there’s not a lot we know about Ozzie, outside of Viv describing him as chill and nice. For his job, all he seems to do is handle the sex objects that hellborns use. I’m not against the idea of him being an inventor/tinkerer either, these are interesting concepts, I just feel like not much is done with them. There’s still tons of empty gaps for this character, even after the new episode we still barley know him, so it’s kinda hard to say on what I think would “fix” him.
All I can say is just make him more threatening and intimating, which is funny because Stolas CLEARY was intimidated by Ozzie in S1E7, but Oops really makes you wonder what he was afraid of in the first place, especially if you’re going to paint him as the “weakest sin”. What if…as a better contrast to Blitz and Stolas, what if Ozzie was nice to Fizz, but mean and threatening to everyone else? His workers, other demons, basically a guy you don’t want to mess with, a person who takes his business seriously (whatever that would be lol). And while Fizz loves him, he questions their relationship and if he should be getting involved with a sin. There’s a lot you can do, I’m just kinda tired of characters in Helluva being “just good” and “just bad”. It’s very black and white and this is Hell.
#vivziepop critical#spindlehorse critical#helluva boss critical#helluva boss critique#helluva boss criticism#helluva critical#reply#ask
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DRAGONS RISING S2 P1 SPOILERS UNDER CUT
my thoughts per ep :3!!
ngl thisbisbjust me live typing my reaction but wtv!! also cw for lots of colorful language hehe
ep 1
- THE SILLIES!!!! also riyu is huge??:?2);
- lloyd is so cute when hes eepy
- “maybe you outa crawl into your crib for a nap buddy” WAHHHHHHHH
-lloyds nightmares omfggg poor thing
- SORA OMG NO WONDER HE COULDNT SLEEP theyre visions right
- spinjitsu-ing out of his nightmare to move out of the way and save his children can someone put me out of my misery
- “my nightmares are getting worse uncle” NOOOOOO
- OH MY GOD ARIN AND LLOYD NIGHTMARE TALK WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- arin imitating wu i xant
- cinder?,
- LLOYDSD
- ???? ok
ep 2
- new intro sooo good fr WHO TAUGHT CINDER SPINJITSU DOE
- resistance kills
- xan percival be rhe new emperor (is 12 years old)
- OH??
- poor lloyd :(
- Frohicky serving swamp ass fr
-WILDFYRE
- lloyd acknowledging his panic attack someone let me out of my cage
- wait so wildfyre and kai dont have the same power right
- HELEODOSJFNS HIM BUEPING UP THE FLY
- ????
- the sillies!!
- arin cannot be mean im sorry
- HELP “i really didnt think a human could dance like that!”
- arins voice is so non-threatening hes so baby
- “i dont know anything about that” “cool :) thanks for your time!” HELEODOS
- arins so gullible i love him !!! (if he gets the lloyd treatment i MIGHT jump off a cliff)
- “wow. im really bad at spotting liars :,)”
- sora being rebellious :000 !!
- lloyd and arin i cnt .
- ZERO CATS DETECTED IN THIS IMAGEJFKEJFJ
- LMFAOOOOO LLOYD
- why r they just standing there omfg ☠️
- whoa. what if jay hits the gong OH MY FOD!!!!!! (it will not happen im delusional and just want evil jay)
- no causw wait now i think itll happen
- WHOS KNOXKING
- PERCIVAL AND ARIN<333
- wait so do the gongs power like is it permanent or no
- wait my stupid ass-cinders not that one twitchy guy right.
- percival!!!!!! fav side character
- “how can a language look evil” “trust me it does”
- alright what the flip
- WAIT LORD RAS CUESED THW WORMS.. my stupid ass how did i not realize this
- WAITTT FORBIDDEN FIVE… (doesnt know what hes talking about)
- is cinder one of the forbidden five
- wait no im srupid
- Ok.
- LLOYD HAVING A PANIC ATTACK NOOOOOOOOO MY BABY :((((((((((
- acrually theowing up at him like panicking oh mymgod oh kymgod
- “whoever you are” HELPPP
- uh oh chat
- what if one of the ppl w wolf masks is jay
- NOOOO NYA AND LLOYD I CANT DOT HIS . throwing up
- “then just use spinjitsu-oh right sorry” My god
- literally what will happen if u hit the gong that many times
- “u know i thrashed the last one right” NO WAYY
- succeeded.. (?)
- CHAT
- can i learn shatterspin please!!
- whoa like actually this is so cool im sorry
- lloyd frm the trailer!!
- NOOO WILDFYRE
- “wildfyres hurt bad” im crying
- oh my god one of them is going to turn evil to help save thwm. thats whats gnna happen ik it
- Wheres cole.
ep 3!!
- what r u training for clearly ur alreasy powerful
- is cinder into-oh nvm
- kai getting angry.. i missed this
- can someone translate wus notes
- arin :(
- poor lloyd i cnt
- dude kai with gis like wings or something QHAT IS RHAT IM SO EXCITED
- lloyd plz
- Huh
- WHAT THE FLIP??
- who voices the life symbol
- strwngrh is coles :,3
- id be like hello??? IM RIGHT HERE??
- why r they arguing right in front of him
- K see that did not help
- lloyd is going through Way toocmuch and its ep 3
- oh my god. kai and wildfyre can aomeone throw me off a cliff please
- the boringest :(((
- what the flip
- frohicky x zane is kinda cute sorry
- :(( kai !!! i xant
- breaking my silence. jordana x cinder anyone
- oh theyre actually so evil
- lloye sleeping hes so cute
- WAHHH ivlove rhsm
- “what about the younger ones” sobs
- UM WHO WENT ON BOARD
- WILDFYRE.
- U R NOT ALL BETTER I CNT
- soras lil story :(
- how Did she get out
- oh trueee. but the source dragons were basically telling him to find them so.
- lloyd with a grabber thing omfg theyre having sm fun
- “no offense buddy” HDKWJDKSK
- “WHOS HE TALKIMG ABT” HEKDOSKD
- alright what the flip
- have i ever mentioned how much i love nyas beauty mark . i have a lego figurine of her n the beauty mark makes me emotional
- arin n sora :,(
- i love these new suits!! but dragon rising s1 still fave
- waittt what isbgoing on
- WAIT
- WAITTTTTT I SAW THIS SCENE AS A SPOILER
- arin and his parsnts i cnt do it.
- “what, no? i love you i miss you” Kill me.
- Ohh no i sont like this
- oh my god lloyds is going to break me
- No. no. Why would you do this.
- “i blame myself nephew” no No!!!
- NOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD
- JAYA OH MYGOD THIS IS THE PART THAT I GOT SPOILED FOE
- OH KYMGOD NOOOOO
- nya is so. smart i cant. n the way she knew it wasnt happening . Even tho thats wuite literally what will happen if he finds her
- this is like that visionary ninjago fic
- what did kai see..
- “i know the real jay couldnt forget me” It might seem crazy what im bout to say….
- WHAT DID KAI SEE!!!! (i say louder)
- kai literally jumping off
- HELP??
- “i knew he was fine” U DID NOT
- ok now what
- watch the teachwr be like . oh nvm
- Thwyre cooked
ep 4
- OHHHHH MY GOD
- O HMYGOD OH MY GOD !!!!! IF THEY MAKE LOST SHIPPING CANOIM KILLINGN YMSELF
- WHY WOULD YOU DOT HAI TOCME
- pls im so scared i realyl cant
- COLE WAS THE REAL CHEF??? I FUCKING TOLD YALL HE COULD COOK !!!!!!! I TOLD YALL!!!!!! I WAS THE #1 COOK-COLE TRUTHER
- “why do u say stuff like that” /);&2&$;
- making art :,))
- literally coles family
- THEY ACKNOWLEDGED IT THEY SAID THE THING
- a city could be lost i think- oh. No no. No. if they take the cowards way out im actually never watxhing this show again /hj
- wildfyre is so funny
- why is he attacking them riyu is litwrally right there
- “ive always got you arin” im ending it all
- THAT THROW WAS SO COOL
- arin please
- HES SOS ILLYRJJSNF
- ughhh i know hes not gnna feel. great after that
- “is there some sort of social cue im not picking up” OH MY GOD!!! HES SO AURISTIC CODED
- huh???? why does it talk ☠️☠️
- HUH LMFAOO
- LMFAOOOOO ARIN LAUGHING MDKDJSJ
- OH MY GOD BACK TO GEO NOOO
- oh my god. if they. if they do what i think theyre going to do i will lose my mind.
- cole save me cole if you can hear me save me save me cole
- bonzle is so funny new kin
- NOT MY BEST WORK ☠️
- ok geo self sufficient he should be.. ok..
- why do they want bonzle???
- COLE OH MY GOD
- OHHH MY GOD
- is there a lego set of this dragon cause i want it
- yall better hear me out on this dragons va… /hj
- so how did cinder even learn shartterspin
- COLE OH MY GOD SNGRY COLE
- angry cole supremacy
- husbands
- WE REALLY MISSED TOUR BREAKFASTS OH MYMGOD
- OH MY GOD OH MYGOD OH MYOGOD LOST SHIPPING I XANT
- cole and geo r sooo gay
- lostshipping makes up for laxk of jay tbfh
- Ok i didnt know dragoks could be ninja either??
- ok but how cool would it be if one of them turned evil to fight them like
- omgomgomg
- yeah why did they want bonzle
- i want a bonzle figurine like NOW
- omg omgogmogmogm
- THEM TRYING TO PULL UP THE ROCKS
- ok she knoes . aomething
- jordana is actually insane
- alright what the flip
- Oh . No… no no
- it is a little funny wildfyre
- YESSS TRAINING ARC
- IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SCENEE
- WHERE CAN I GET A FROHICKY PLUSH PLEASW ANSWER QUICKLY
- PLEASE TELL ME THE STORY
ep 5
- ITS TO WORK ON CONFLICT ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
- theyre aoo dating
- the heart on the plush ☠️
- the lil looks zane ans cole gave each other bc they havent seen each other in peobablt years someone put me our ofnmy misery
- Ok bonzle let us know fr
- UM?????????? BONZLE???????
- omg i was waiting for this scene omg where they like switch stuff frm their mexhs
- SO WHAT IS WILDFYRE THEN
- heat and fire. what
- GEO AND COLE!!!
- ZANE?? CLURXHING THE PLUSHIW?? COLE AND GEO HOLDING HANDS??
- MASTER WU??
- DRAGONS CAN DO SLI JITSU
- NOOO WU AND BONZLE :(
-wu not bringing it up is so canon
- loneliness :(
- Oh my god garmadon this season??
- Ohh my god. i MIGHT like wu after this
- little one :(
- its wildfyre pretending shes a mucoid that reminds me shes litwrally a child and i cry
- Ok is this get mad at arin day What the flip.
- OHH MY GOD
- COLe AND GEO HOLDING HABDA OH MYMGVOV
- OH MYMGOD????+> mygodbi cant icant
- cole has become. so so so soft it makes me so emtoional
- hello??
ep 6
- ohh my god the forehead touch.
- NO??:&/$:
- lloyd havinf anxiety incnt
- “my other family” Cryingn
- oh. oh no
- not dorama bro fuck this guy genuinely worst character i hate him sm
- cole not veing a performer :(
- this is some power ranger type transformstion
- why doesnt zabe have a mech
-qlright ehat the flip
- didbt type a lot this ep i was eating candy
ep 7
- bonzle is so silly
- THTEE MONASTERIES
- AAAAAA BRUISE FIGHTING OVER VIDEO GAMES AND GOING ON A DATE I CANT DO THIS.
- JAY REFERENCE OHHH MY GOD
- she loojs like ice kings gf frm adventure time. i forgot her name
- i feel so bad for arin this actually sucks
- OHH MY GOD IM SO ARIN!! not beinf able to take compliments bx hes so hard on himself . Kin
- wildfyre about to save them all rn by getting along w the dragons
- her acknowledging that kais her favorite can i please be let out of my cage
- Ohhh mg god??? hes dying?? no wonder hes so grumpy
- what is this lady saying omfg 😭
- NOOO WAIT OH MY GOD !!!
- “im just a bundle of nerves stumbling around in a daze” WAHH
- ohh lloyds gnna turn evil sorry not sorry
- can we get more baby lloyd and master wu scenes plz
- lloyds inly part mortal tho
- WHAG THE FLUP WHAT THE FLIP
- ghis is trap… this is a trap bonzle omfg
- nvm im just scared
- yeah theyre cooked chat gg
- Oh no. theyre cooked
- OH MGMGOD OH MYMGOD JAY????? IS JAY GOING TO BE OH MGMGOD
- PLEASE VILLAIN JAY SAVE ME SAVE ME VILLAIN JAY VILLAIN JAY IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- kai gets so frustrated when he cant learn something its so cute
- Ohh my god lore.
- “just fun. no need to worry about saving the world”
- OHHG MY GOD BABY KAI AND NYA
- NOOOOOOO
- HE DID THE. HE HOLG CRAP
- GODDDDD I LVOE KAI AND NYA SO MUCH I CANT DO THIS
- thats so infsresting that he got it first like not to be that guy but - THSE BLOOD MOON WHAT THE FLIP
- COLE!! GEO!!! GET DOWN!! THEY COME FOR GAY PEOPLE FIRST
- EXCUSE ME??
- omg omgomgokg jay jay jay jay jy
- PLEASS VILLAIN JAY SAVE ME VILLAIN JAY VILLAIN JAY ID YOU XAN HEAR ME
- i hate the administration sm
- TRUEEEEEE !! zane is so silly
- THE SILLIES!!
- why is the administration mad like U MADE THE RULES ☠️
- save me agent jay walker agent jay walker if you can hear me
- Ermmm O HMGMGOD
- OH MY GOD AGENT JAY WALKER IF YOU CNA HESR ME
- AGENT JAY Wlker o hmygkod
ep 8
- NO ACTUAL WAY THAT HAPPWNED CHAT AINT NO WAY
- anyways. dragosn pulling the most epic prank . turning to stone
MY APP REFRESHED AND I LOST ALL MY NOTES
was mostly juat acreaming abt jay tbfh
anyways im at the part where they fell
- DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM /ref
- genuinwlt almost had a heart attack there shoot
- bounty has to be destroyed at least once a season
- i need a bonzle figurine im so srs
- rlly confused rn 💯
- poor thint :(
- Okay get in
- wait im scared is she being tricked rn
- is this a trap idk im scared
- WAIT TIA A TRAP ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP
- NO I DONT LIKE THIS I DONT LIKE THIS
- ok wasnt a trap but lord ras ass
- NOOO
- jordana be so fr
- “never seen her before in my life” LMFAO
- this sucks on god how is this going to be semi-wrapped up in 2 eps
- i thought that atorm was a lloyd nightmare ngl
ep 9
- ok baby lord ras liek i gaf???
- Ok nvm i do feel bad him w the apple put me out of my misery
- him sacrificng ppl is kinda crazy tho like hello?
- Like hello???? no way we cld actually feelcbad for him (did feel bas for him)
- wildfyre si scared of heights :(
- lloys getting all these visions is genuinely so sad and nya comforting him put me out of my miswry!!!
- LEAVE BONZLE ALONE
- ALEIGHT WHAY THE FLIP
- LITWRALLT WHATXIA RHIS
- THE ROCKS??
- but wherws the road road road road /ref
- RIYUS FLYING
- OO KILL EM
- “sorry i cabt remember your name!” OHH MYKDJSJDN
- “whats your elemental power?” its autism
- invisible shoes??
- HOW DID IT TAKE HIS VOICE
- COLES A PUPPYYY AAAA
- “im ALWAYS adorable” CUTEEJDKSNFM
- they cannot be fr
- cinders so-Lemme chill
- OU KY GOD HES BORDERLIJE FERAL
- if arin saw lloyd and nya as his mom and dad i wilk start screaming crying theowginh up
EP 10
- NIOOOOO ITS LLOYD AND NYA O HMYGOD
- WAIT HOYL FUCK I KNEWNIT I KNWW IT WHAT DID I SAY CHAT WHAT DID I SAY THEYRE EVIL
- OH MGMGODDDDD THATS ACTUALLY CRAZY IM SKIPPIGN THE INTRO
- bonzle :(
- ok nvm theyre not evil . Shoot. why did i want it so bad
- NOOO BONZLE
- ohh no chat
- cinders insabe
- Ok byt hes so.. Hear me out
- sharterspinning be so cool doe
- NO. NO NO N O N O
- oh ky fod i litedally paused it hc i cldnt NOOO
- OH MYMGOD NO ACTUAL WAY
- GG CHAT GG
- AND WHO IS THAT
- oh my god. is kai dead like
- NOOOO :(
- LLOYDDDD OH MY GOD
- YESSSSS
- BONZLE FIGHT BADK
- BONZLEEEE OH MGMGOD
- OH KYMGOD ARIN UR NOT SRS
- sora..
- wair.
- NO NO N O N O KAI
- ???
- what the flip
- what the actual flip chat
- ok what rhe flip
- jordana genuinely tweaking rn
- ok whos lord ras’ master
- lloyd n cole hug i cant.
- BUT MY BIG BROTHER WAS ALWAYS MY HERO FUCK.
- WILSFYRE NOOO
- this is rhe weost thinf tht couldce evwr happwnwd
- bonzle n kai wahhh 😭
- no axtual waycir ended like that
Thank u all for coming. i will now be crying my eyes out
#dragons rising spoilers#dragons rising s2#dragons rising s2 spoilers#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lloyd garmadon#ninjago arin#ninjago sora#nya smith#kai smith#luma talks
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first, your services are very much appreciated and i hope you have a wonderful day
second, here's what i remember about the fic i'm looking for (and if it's not real wow my brain is so good at coming up with stories)
lando norris x reader
pretty sure reader is female
its (freelance?) photographer reader and i think also best friend reader
reader was hired by mclaren to do photography stuff for f1 and of the drivers, thats where lando and reader first met and became friends
im pretty sure its part of a (ongoing?) series
part smau part written
financial issues & mclaren not being able to hire reader all the time or smth like that (maybe) lead reader to accept a contract or whatever its called to photograph a football team
its one of england's/uk's football teams (im not well versed in football so bear with me) i think
i think the team may have been manchester city? and i think i remember a jack grealish or someone like that
anyways
reader goes there and does readers job and becomes accquianted with the team members
there's this one member who has a fuckboy/playboy reputation, and keeps bothering reader to go for dinner and eventually reader says yes bc he promises its just between friends
dinner goes fine until the end where he confides in reader that the team is going to let him go if he doesnt get his act together or so he believes
then he asks reader to pretend to be his girlfriend so that doesnt happen, reader says no, he threatens reader and her career, so she gives in and he says lets kiss in front of the paps so word gets out and they do bc theyre outside having this convo and there are paps around and an article is posted and it goes to social media
anyways that dude is an asshole
reader just ignores him and tries not to be with him and interact with him going back to work, and reader is feeling really alone bc lando isnt answering her calls and she deosnt really have anyone at the moment to vent and talk about this situation to, also the internet gets to her a bit i think
reader is camping out in an empty conference room getting stuff done when she goes to get a snack and maybe the bathroom to cry & try to call lando again?
when she comes back theres someone there and its jack grealish(?) (not the relationship forcing asshole) and shes like oh im sorry i must have forgot our meeting
hes like we had no meeting i just wanted to check up on you, bc ive noticed you been down lately and the whole dating thing
readers opens up and vents about being forced into the relationship
he shares that the team is either waiting or looking for a reason to let the asshole go bc his behaviour is bad and the players dont like him and dont get along with him
and he promises reader that if she ever needs anything that hes there for her and that she can go him
and she feels safe and happy and not alone anymore
and thats all i remember, and since im 94% sure that this is a series or at least part of a series, i might be mixing up parts
if you can find it thank you! if not thanks for trying!
p.s. why is it so hard to find things on tumblr??? ive tried to look for this but im also weak and give up to easily
first of all, thank uu 🫶🏻 i’m happy to help!!
second of all, I SWEAT I’VE READ SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, like i’m so sure but going back to find it is actually impossible 😭 i’ll try again tomorrow cause i know i’ve read this one BUT if anyone knows where to find it PLEASE let us know in the comments, my inbox or my dms!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻
UPDATE:
“A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words” by @f1byjessie
(thank you SO much to the comment and the anons who helped find this fic!! all the love to you guys!!)
#find this fic#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris x you#lando norris fic#lando norris fanfic#lando norris imagine#lando norris smut#ln4#f1#formula 1
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Plex Gossip
I just found it on my disc. I wrote a fanfiction for Solar Lunacy by @bamsara and forgot?! I decided it's boring and never showed it to anybody but now i reread and it's not so bad?
It's just a short crack fic set somewhere in one of the ealier chapters.
It is a group chat session of five staff members of Megapizzaplex
And they are gossiping about the Reader
I initially thought I am going to wite those on the ENTIRETY of SL but in later chapters everybody got fired so...
Enjoy?
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Dave123:
yall remember that newbe that got hired recenly?!
5mind:
no?
Dave123:
you know
the one that always looks like they're gonna pass out or start yelling?
that one?
troublet:
we all look like that
sometimes
some of us more often than others
Dave123:
often seen chasing steffs around
trying to get off the socks stuck on them?
5mind:
socks with magnets
THE PLAGUE
steffs rest in pieces XD
broz4urus:
is this the one that always gets their cleaning cart stuck in places? :/
Tris:
Always? I only saw that happen once.
broz4urus:
i twice
they are on a warpath with that cart :D
Dave123:
Yeah! thats them!
Does anybody know their name?
5mind:
no?
troublet:
nope
broz4urus:
nada!
Tris:
I don’t think I've ever seen them talk to anybody, actually.
Do they know about the group chat?
5mind:
I don’t think so?
somebody would have to tell them first, no?
troublet:
what about thm
Dave123:
Have you noticed they are spending a lot of time in the daycare?
broz4urus:
dude why are you stalking some kid XD
Dave123:
im not!!!
i just noticed thatss all
troublet:
why do you think they are spending too much time in the daycare?
Dave123:
that damn banners in DC are always getting busted somehow
troublet:
wh do u think they r spending too much time in the dc
Dave123:
one of them begin to flicker
at least once per week
who do yall think has to fix it?
troublet:
would you just answer
Dave123:
ME! thats who
im heading there right after closing
to fix yet another damn banner
again
so karens would stop being hysterical
broz4urus:
dude XD
Dave123:
about epilepsy hazard
and newbie is always there
get it?
every
single
time
Tris:
Epilepsy is real, Dave. >:(
5mind:
so dude likes to take a break in a place
that is quiet and covered in pillow mats
so what
Dave123:
but is it really about mats?
daycare attendant is always around them somewhere
jumping around like crazy
broz4urus:
isn’t he always like this?
troublet:
not really?
it is jumpy true
but it hates employees usually
Dave123:
especially techs
troublet:
if u think it hates techs u should see what it does to daycare assistants
Tris:
Is there a position like that?
troublet:
not anymore
Dave123:
im telling you something is up with them
they only spend time with DA
5mind:
well i saw them talking to monty the other day
Dave123:
see?
Who is hanging out with Monty these days?
that bot is crazy!
5mind:
hmh always trashing his room
or himself
do you know he did that again?
Dave123:
oh
Is it the Big Bucket time already?
troublet:
no it was an elevator this time
i know bc i had to put him together
took us all day
he was a salt mine all the way through
5mind:
LOL an alligator vs the elevator
i swear
it’s even better than the BB time
troublet:
better for WHO
broz4urus:
hey! Monty is a cool dude.
stop that >:(
5mind:
u only says that bc u don have to work near him
i was relieved to have a day long break from his mood swings
he and the newbie got into some serious fight i heard
Mont said something about trashing them into a garbage chute
i think
Tris:
He did what?!
5mind:
well he didn’t ACTUALLY trash them
tbh
he just threatened
Tris:
I did not know they are allowed to say things like that?
troublet:
you have no idea
5mind:
you are working with mr. goody two shoes Fredbear
dad friend to end all dad friends
the ultimate cinamonroll
broz4urus:
I DARE to disagree
DJ is the ultimate cinamonroll
i miss him
Tris:
David, be honest with us.
Is this going to be another crazy conspiracy theory of yours?
Dave123:
no
and what do you mean by another?!
Tris:
Another like the one about a previous arcade assistant
who got crazy because of the arcades?
Dave123:
but he did!
that is a fact!
he stopped leaving the building for the nights
and he was spitting gibberish about needing to rescue a princess!
5mind:
it only proves that he was unstable
he was probably not taking his medications or smth
broz4urus:
tbh
some of the machines ARE getting weird sometimes
but you also said that the plex is on the ruins of some old pizzeria
like, underground pizza? come on! ;D
Tris:
If the newbe is always in the Daycare right after the closing,
they probably have tasks to do there, just like you.
Why is this even so important?
Dave123:
what tasks? cleaning?!
that bot can clean the whole playground it a second
the only reason they would give that task to a newbie
would be if the weirdo was slacking off on purpose
5mind:
or sent the request
they can do that
sometimes I wonder why can’t we
troublet:
we can
they’re just gonna ignore us
5mind:
the poor coffee machine will never come back to life ;(
Dave123:
but it will stay in our hearts U_U
but i am just saying
the daycare is pretty self sufficient, yes?
it only needs for someone to get the trash and laundry out
and the fresh supplies in
thats it
you don’t need to sit there for hours
unless you wanna
Tris:
Okay, let’s be over with it.
What are you saying they are doing there?
Dave123:
dating
5mind:
LOL!!!
troublet:
you can’t be serious
Tris:
Well, there are many people who are into animatronic really.
Especially the Glamrocks.
broz4urus:
poor Roxy
she gets a ton of weird fanart
Dave123:
I am 1000% serious
telling you, they are totally into bots
5mind:
or are u projecting
Dave123:
fuck you man
broz4urus:
stop stalking Dave!
Tris:
I agree. You are being creepy.
5mind:
you are jealous because Roxy rejected you that one time
Dave123:
okay y’all can fuck off
People of the drama:
Dave123
General tech, gossiper, conspiracist
Text style: frantic
DCA used pronouns: it/its
broz4urus
Arcade assistant, chill guy
Text style: funny
DCA used pronouns: he/his
5mind
Monty’s handler, confused, jokester
Text style: lazy
DCA used pronouns: it/its
troublet
Animatronic tech, experienced, bitter
Text style: tired
DCA used pronouns: it/its
Tris
Freddy’s handler, fairly new, good girl, polite
Text style: tidy
#zofifi's post#zofifi's writing#solar lunacy#short story#fnaf security breach#fnaf daycare attendant#daycare attendant#fnaf fanfic#do you think i should post it on AO3
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About recent takes of Félix’ father vs Gabriel, Félix’ guilt in “Emotion” & How the amok- child abuse of Adrien works (part 0.1 lol)
Just to make this clear right from the get-go (although is sad that such disclaimers need to be made again): No, this is not written as a Félix Defense Post, this is me writing out my analysis’ and other thoughts regarding way too much out-of-context stuff from “Emotion” and the one big confirmation of Félix’ indeed BEING an abuse victim from leaks which I will only incorrperate as vague concept since tbh I dont remember details and I’m not seeking it out for this.
Aright? Let’s go!
Where is all this stuff about Félix’ father coming from? Are those from even more leaks? From what I have seen in leaks of Félix saying something about the parenting he received I too got my confirmation that Félix’ father was abusive, but where is this coming from that Colt Fathom was alot WORSE than Gabriel?
In my opinion, that directly contradicts Félix’ attitude in “Emotion”. Who knows what exactly happened before that episode, though at the very least Félix most likely knows now that Adrien is Chat Noir and thats what made such a massive difference in him:
Also there was this out-of-nowhere second carmoflaged Black Cat-like ring Félix used as amok object that looked exactly like Adrien’s, although we see later that Adrien is still wearing his? That element of the episode was ridiculously out of context, but Félix’ knowing now that Adrien is Chat Noir makes its existence and the episode overall make alot more sense in my opinion.
Its basically the only way I can properly explain anything Félix-related that happened in “Emotion”, down to his behavior when he mentioned Chat Noir towards Ladybug:
Or the way Argos straight up refused to try and take Ladybug’s Miraculous away from her by his own force. He only asked/ threatened her to surrender her earrings to him but he never went further than that. In fact, her calmly stating that she would never give him her Miraculous was what set Félix over the edge in frustration, because he knew thats IT now. Taking it from her forcefully would mean she would speak up against him when he brings Adrien back (to get the Black Cat miraculous and because Félix WANTS him by his side on good terms), but he cant snap the girl behind the mask away either or else Adrien would see him as nothing but a villain if Félix only has her earrings but SHE is gone.
If Ladybug doesnt surrender her Miraculous and remains there to ensure with her words that Adrien too should give Félix his miraculous, where at that point Félix has the chance of explaining his plan to his cousin that noone is gone for real and he just wants to create a better world for them- which in Félix’ mind lead to a scenario in which he’s not the bad guy. Look, the boy knows he, Adrien and Kagami belong to a race of enslaved magical beings and are at the mercy of tyrannical abusers (Dude, what a sentence!). I’m not expecting rationality from Félix Fathom at this point. He was still 100% the bad guy in this, but I get it.
Also Fuck u Gloob, how dare YOU leave me without actual context for this shit?? xD)
But even without that... explanation-theory of mine, in episode 18 all I can see is Félix acting on SO MUCH god damn guilt towards Adrien and trying to free him from Gabriel. He literally states he tried to succeed in this episode for ADRIEN:
Then regarding Colt Fathom’s parenting again: when Félix confronts Gabriel about how Gabriel uses them, his family, he does not treat his uncle as a lesser monster than the one Félix (may have? Idk?) known as a father:
Félix went to the upmost extreme methods to get rid of Gabriel in this episode. He sees his uncle as nothing short of a tyrannical monster that needs to get taken out with a literal SNAP so Gabriel has no opportunity to stop him and be remade with a reality changing wish.
But most importantly, when Félix called Gabriel out he named ADRIEN first:
This was NOT Félix only doing it for himself and those are also not the actions and words of a person who views Gabriel as LESS of a dangerous tyrant bc of his own father. No matter how bad Colt Fathom was, Félix is not underestimating his uncle as the madman that he is. At least not ANYMORE!
Not in a single second of “Emotion” do I get the impression that Félix has NOT finally understood in what horrible position Adrien is caught in in Gabriel’s grasp (more on this regard for the Diamond Ball in an upcoming post I’ll link HERE). Which, yes, Félix too partly caused through the s4 finale. This is most likely why he goes to such insane lenghts to try to save Adrien.
Félix feels fucking GUILTY now in hindsight for having sold the one amok ring of his cousin he already had safe and sound in his possession back to Gabriel, along with 15 more miraculous’ to make him even MORE dangerous:
Which btw, GOOD!!! He should!
Anyway. While I dont understand where these takes about how much worse Colt Fathom was to Félix than Gabriel to Adrien come from, that claim does seems to be very accurate though to Félix’ point of view of Adrien’s abuse BEFORE season 5. Hence why he was being so god damn awful to his cousin and SOLD HIM TO HIS ABUSER!
The way I see it right now, Colt Fathom was abusive on Gabriel Agreste’s level but he did it in ways more open and “obvious”.
Gabriel is an extremely abusive father, but the worst thing about him has always been that he abuses Adrien in a way for which people cannot easily get him for it. Sure, there has always been ALOT to worry about under the circumstances after Emilie “died” but Gabriel Agreste has always made sure whatever he does to his son he remains untouchable enough from a normal legal perspective.
I’m not sure if child protection services could ever have actually helped Adrien even if they tried, because while Gabriel has been stretching all lines of possible slack problematic parents are being given - because the child cant nor SHOULD immediately be taken away from their parent if not truly necessary - Gabriel has never made.. that ONE slip-up too much and too out-of-line that could set Adrien free from him.
And in my opinion, thats what the show is going for because thats what Félix realized at some point prior to episode 18 about Gabriel’s treatment of Adrien and Adrien’s own behavior towards his father, for which Félix gave him massive shit for just last season:
Félix made a full-blown 180 regarding Adrien, thats the only way I can explain it.
Its GUILT. Guilt and the desperate attempt to save his cousin from the horrible consequences Félix had a HUGE part in unleashing and to be able to somehow manage to somewhat save the strong and basically brother-like bond he and Adrien once had as cousins.
And I dont care what anyone says, its by far the one bond Adrien has with anyone besides Plagg in which he’s literally 100% his authentic self and not any degree of Adrien Agreste™ or Chat Noir™. Seriously, if you wanna see Adrien behaving like nothing but a normal boy, watch him interact with his cousin who’s basically his BROTHER.
And it doesnt even matter how much of a damn dick Félix became, in any interaction these two had in the show you could easily SEE how close these two were/are from Adrien’s behavior. Which btw, makes Félix actions before s5 alot worse, but thats the point. This is WHY he goes as far as he does in “Emotion”. Because they once HAD such an incredibly close bond as Adrien’s “naively trusting” behavior towards him always claimed.
The bond which FÉLIX comitted to burn into the ground in s3-s4:
Guilt I can only explain in the same only way I can possibly explain Félix throwing Adrien under the bus as awfully as he did til s5, and in particular the s4 finale:
I can only explain it if Félix all his life had received the other - but in this case pretty much equal - side of the spectrum of abusive parenthood and Adrien’s abuse simply looked so different and way more ”subtle” and “acceptable by society’s standarts” from what Félix’ knew as highly abusive (when he finally gained freedom through getting his ring, probably at his father’s funeral hence why Adrien wasnt allowed to be there. It’s where Félix has told he’s a Sentihuman) that he didnt recognize it as such and therefore ended up hardcore victim-blaming his cousin because he has it “so much better” under Gabriel’s fist but “still cant take initiative like Félix does”.
Félix at the end of “Strike Back” in my opinion truly thought that even though his uncle is a delusional, tyrannical man, Adrien would be the ONLY person safe ENOUGH with him and from him (I know this sounds like a hypocritical cop-out, but Félix is literally in the ONE family position as Adrien’s close and only cousin, who’s also the only other child in their families but always also lived far away enough to not be around to wittness most of Adrien’s and Gabriel’s father-son dynamic behind closed doors [especially in the last, and most crucial year], that I simply have to say that.. this is so god. damn. realistic. This is a way too realistic variation of how the once close children in abusive families end up as bitter rivals throwing each other under the bus within their own absive family system.)
Félix thought that Adrien is as per usual the ONE exception for Gabriel in EVERYTHING, so giving Papa Agreste the control object and 15 more miraculous’ he can fry his brain away with simply... wouldnt have meant endangering Adrien’s entire life in Félix’ eyes.
Which WE know is the WRONG damn reading of the situation!
But for Félix Adrien was his uncle’s one weakness “out of fatherly love” Félix most likely never knew himself, because Gabriel put/s ALOT of effort into keeping his son in the dark (”overprotectiveness”) which lead Félix to even blantantly using Adrien against GABRIEL bc he knew that threatening to tell Adrien would be the most effective way to make his uncle instantly stop denying that he’s Shadowmoth:
(Also, notice how in the upper picture when Gabriel is denying that he’s Shadowmoth, Flairmidable is shot from the ONE - the ONE - possible angle from where his character model looks similar to Chat Noir.
With whatever tons of context we are apparently missing from prior to “Emotion” regarding this entire Agreste, Graham de Vanily/ Fathom and Tsurugi mess, this visual forshadowing in “Strike Back” is in SOME WAY apparently about to become relevant now. Most likely through Nathalie but eyyyyyy, its not like we have any kind of DAMN context! <3 :D)
I already long assumed Félix’ awful but NEW behavior towards Adrien since his father’s funeral to be the result of Félix despising Adrien bc Gabriel burdened his nephew with the knowledge of being Sentihuman in the worst way and at the worst time possible while “overprotecting” Adrien. But now with “Emotion” it seemed I read it mostly right.
The way I see it, Félix did the one thing unnervingly not even uncommon in abusive families: He couldnt recognize his cousin’s extreme abuse because he was too blinded by his own that looked different, while simultaneously comparing Gabriel’s life-long treatment of him and Adrien.
And since Gabriel has probably always treated him unfairly and “worse” than Adrien in Félix’ eyes (which was probably primarily more arrogant indifference from Gabriel’s side while treating Adrien as a golden boy) Félix then most likely thought that HE was the one truly in danger of Gabriel because he isnt Adrien, when Gabriel in actuality probably wouldnt have paid his nephew alot of mind at all and would have had included him automatically in the new reality for Adrien’s sake if - ironically - Félix’ hadnt involved himself and made himself a thorn in Gabriel’s side by now out of (UNDERSTANDABLE) fear and paranoia.
So yeah, still: Fuck Gabriel.
But back to Félix’ possible abuse from his father and how that blinded him to Adrien’s:
(No, I’m not forgetting Amelie and EMILIE, this is just getting WAY too much for this one post. The three mother figures of this family (Emilie, Amelie and Nathalie) are the crucial puzzle pieces in the Agreste’s & Graham de Vanily’s narrative. I’m gonna tackle that in posts dedicated to them specifically)
If Félix for example was more physically abused with open disdain from Colt Fathom than emotionally manipulated, used and gaslit out of “love”, then he would have a hard time at first (especially if he’s UNWILLING to see it) to understand or even just recognize to certain degree all the red flags of that what Gabriel is doing to Adrien resultes/d in emotional scars so bad that Adrien was/is pretty much suicidal at times and spend most of the show stuck in his mental and emotional escapism as Chat Noir (Still, I’m also pretty sure Félix SHOULD have been the ONE person who SHOULD have recognized the resemblance between Adrien Agreste and Chat Noir, the same way Félix was able to recognize Gabriel as Shadowmoth. But ironically, for that he was too blinded by his victim-blaming of Shadowmoths SON)
And if Félix only has ONE amok object and that means whoever wore it (his father) has 100% control over him, then he could (have) significantly underestimate(d) how BAD the emotional toll on Adrien would have been all his life when he always had TWO objects and that - I must assume - resulted in two 50/50 control holds over him:
(Disclaimer at this point: The show is very consistently exploring 3 unique ways for Adrien, Félix and Kagami in how the same peacock amok control resulted in very individual abuse situations for each of them. The amok abuse is not inconsistend or poorly explained, it was never meant to be a 1 for 3 explaination the same way you cant generalize ONE case of parental abuse for ALL existing abused kids. The show is treating this as legit child abuse the way it should. And yes, I will elaborate on all of that in ALOT more detail in future.)
Meaning only Adrien’s action and emotional compliance can be controlled but not his emotions themselves, which I see no reason to not be the default for Sentihuman who only have one object. Meaning for example, that if Colt Fathom didnt wanted Félix to care about any kind of bond with another person his age but his cousin, then Félix simply would have never felt the desire to have friends and therefore also never learnt how to handle the emotional pain of not getting to have them as Adrien was “allowed to”. Adrien didnt get to have friends either, but I suppose unless you wear BOTH his rings no order about forbidding him to have friends would have stopped him from still feeling the longing to have them anyway.
So Adrien’s sounds “better enough” on surface level - which is all Félix would have seen - but its actually massively fucked up bc the clash between Adrien’s natural emotions and the actions his body and mind are forced to obey would quickly beat a young childs mind into misery and helpless fawning on their own expense just to mentally survive that constant invasion of their mind by TWO sources they cant explain to themselves.
Adrien may have been “allowed” to still have emotions but his living conditions would have quickly turned that into emotional agony because Adrien would still be forced to burry everything deep inside that clashes with his parents orders, or whenever he thinks that his behavior or voiced desires would lead to him being shut down again. Its a malicious circle that pretty much accurately represents the normal cycle of emotional oppression within “regular” emotional child abuse.
Not that being 100% controlled physically and emotionally bc of having just ONE amok is in any way “better” (Holy shit, nah!, and I’ll get to Félix’ and Kagami’s abuse in their own posts), but I cant imagine having TWO the way Adrien does as anything short of mental and emotional oppression & exhaution at best - since Adrien ever since infanthood would always have to FEEL the pain of his orders directly going against something that would make him happy/ one of his basic needs and yet he has to submit to it anyway - or basically torment at worst.
Cause can you imagine if Gabriel’s and Nathalie’s contradicting orders in “Protection” would CLASH in the same moment?? GOSH!!!
This pretty much emotionally ripped Adrien back and forth between the two wearers of his amok rings the ENTIRE TIME ever since BIRTH, which would perfectly explain why Adrien is so emotionally repressed, resilient to impossible levels and instandly tends/tended to remain in denial and fawn or submit as copying mechanism. That would have been the only way he could have mentally survived TWO PEOPLE controlling him at once against his own emotions ever since he was a BABY.
I’d say its a reality check on THIS caliber that made Félix pull a 180 regarding his attitude towards Adrien - again, most likely through Nathalie (who I think would be the most logical person for Adrien now to choose to tell his secret Identity to if he needs help in managing to keep his secret save from his father) and SHE would get Félix involved because he’s aware of Gabriel, has the peacock miraculous and KNOWS what pain Sentihumans go through. But honestly, anything in this direction is guessing into pitch darkness lol.
I have so, SO much more to say on how the control of Sentihumans works but especially Adrien’s unique case of him having TWO objects. I’ve been analysing the Agreste houshold in this regard since around the beginning of s4, but that definitely deserves its own massive post(s) the same way Kagami’s abuse via amok ring (which she got to wear ever since AFTER her debut episode “Riposte”) deserves it own post seperated from Félix’ and this one here.
This is getting SO interesting, I’m LIVING for this scale of fucked up story telling! I just wished we would get it in the right chronological order so I can look at it with all the NEEDED context, Gloob, come ON!
#ml#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#Ml emotion spoilers#ml emotion#Ml Emotion disclaimer#ml Felix#felix fathom#ml protection#adrien agreste#gabriel agreste#Kagami Tsurugi#Colt Fathom#ml child abuse#ml theory#ml analysis#keeping up with the agrestes#ml Sentichildren#Adrien Felix and Kagami are Sentihumans#get over it please#ml season 5#ml spoilers#ml Argos
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OOOKAY WELCOME BACK, apologies for the week-long delay, I was sick all week and had to deal with some other family stuff, but! I’m more than ready to watch now and might actually watch two eps, but we’ll see.
what is this episode six? SEASON 4 EPISODE SIX HERE WE GO
before i get started I’ve been thinking about Azure way too much and now I’m suspicious of how sketchy they make him and am second guessing my guess that he’s up to something, it’d sure be nice if they’re just doing that to throw us off and he fr is just chillin or doing his best, STILL SEEMS SKETCHY BUT AAAA
okay okay
so we got Tang, we got Mei, we got a glimpse of Mk, so this ep might be Mk and Pigsy? or maybe just one of them and they run into somebody else? Heck if i know LETS SEE WHAT ITS CALLED
oh
OHOHOHOHOHO
OKAY
ITS PIGSY AND SANDY THEN
SHOW ME THE MONSTER
OH EXCELLENT
BIG OL MASSIVE GIANT SWORD HOLY HECK SKELLETONS
RIP PIGSY FOR LANDING HEREBGD;SLFKMASDF
SHA WUJING TIME BABBYYYYYYYY
I love that Pigsy has his rake now and it looks natural for him to summon it but he still doesn’t identify as being Zhu Bajie, hang on WHAT IF THE TITLE IS ACTUALLY ABOUT PIGSY AND NOT SANDY WAITBGSDL;FM
HECK THAT’D BE INTERESTING BUT I DOUBT IT ANYWAY LETS WATCH THIS HECK I’M
its been a week my mind is whirling I HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS
SANDY MOMENT :D!!!!!
SCREAMS!!!
OKAY OKAY
SO
HECK WHATS GONNA HAPPEN?
HE ALRIGHT?
HE CRY
IS IT A TRAP?
SKETCHY?
HECK IF I KNOWGBS;LKFMAE
A H?
BABY???
Pigsy: ahaha, hang on a minute-
Pigsy, internally: holy heck this ain’t good-
CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER SHA WHATS HIS NAMENBGLS;DMF
WHATEVER LEFT ALL THOSE BONES?
:D
SANDY RIGHT?
MAKES GRABBY HAND S
SANDY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOINGBGLSFD;AWEF WHEEZINGNBSDLKMSDMFMODS
I’M
*star wars voice* ITS A TRAP
Nah that’s p funny dude whats with the uwu voiceHGL;KASJFSD
Those are some fire eyebrows ngl
AH YES NOT SO GREAT PIGSY GOTTA FIGHT TIME GHSD;LFJ
“uh.. yeah sure”
Pigsy fr
HELPGMLSDMFF
FINALLY A WORTHY CHALLANGER
U H
“oh nuts”
WHAT DID HE JUST
CALL THEMGNSDL;F
GIBRONIES??
HELP??
giant bros is what i got out of that for some reasongbsdl;fmks
ALSO MAN
U H
THAT’S A LOT OF DEAD GUYS KILLED BY SHA WUJING
POOPER SCOOPERSNLKDSF
OH LETS GO SHA WUJING TIME
HORRIFYING WE LOVE TO SEIGSD;LKSMF;OE
A FREAKING WRESTLING MATCHGBDSF;LMOEWF
OKAY CALLED IT THO PIGSY AND MK EP GOT IT
I AM
KINDA FILLED WITH MORE FEAR FOR MK THAN PIGSY RN FOR SOME REASONGNSDLFM
SWORD GIRL GUYGBDSFLK;MAOWE
Mk absolute beloved
I love how they’re animating him in this season actually he’s so shaped
SCREAMS
WE’RE HERE
OH PLS
THE
THE FLASH THERE
WITH MONKEY SMILING AND HANGING OUT AND SHOWING OFF
OH HECK MORE FLASH HANG ON FRAME BY FRAME TIME
paused on Wukongs smiling face and y’all I am normal about this monkey *nods nods*
Okay so stonneeeee again, cracking open like an EGGG
OH AND NOW WE GOT A LITTLE CARVED SONE MONKEY IN SOMEBODY’S HANDS CUPPED IN SOMEDOYS HANDS
kay well its not wukong’s hands, that sleeve is too flown, and the hanfu looks green nd gold hmm interesting
WELP YUP P MUCH CONFIMED MK STONE MONKEY OF SOME KIND IG WHICH ONE IS HE?? IS HE LIKE?? ONE OF THEM?? OR??? ANOTHER THING ENTIRELY?? WHAT APPROACH ARE THEY TAKING HERE?? AAAAAAAAAAA
AND THEN INK MONKEY MOMENT
is it monkey king… isss ittt- I mean it looks like him but it’d be funny if it just turned out to be ink Mk or something though I don’t know how that’d work GHSDLKF;JSD
Mk is big worried
oH BOY WE’VE GOT THE SILLIES, THE DORKS, THE PEOPLE THAT GREETED WUKONG AT THE DOOR GHSDLKFJAWEF
“FIFTY YEARS??”
B
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US
I’M
ECK
I’M GONNA CRY WHY THAT’S SO FUNNGYSBFAL;WEFM
MK
“Wowwww…” IMGMSDMNFL;SDKF
ALRIGHT
CALING HIM HEADBAND
MAYBE I CAN GIVE YOU POINTERS ON THE OTHER SEVENTY
THATS SO SILLY I LOVE HIMGNSD;LKFM
Its so funny how he’s just unphased by those guys, bruh’s been through enough that nothing anybody could say is impressive or threatening in this momentn;lsdkmfwe
THE SCREAMING BEHIND THE DOOR PLS GHSDL;FJ;SDF
AH MK SMILE
OH BIG SHADOW HELLO
OH OLD MAN SCOOP
HE’S SO EXCITED
PLEASE DON’T KILL HIS EXCITEMENT
.
AYO??????
SIR?????????????
YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE REAL GUY ARE YOU?? HOW DO YOU KNOW???? CONFUZZLEMENT??????? PARDON???? EXCUSE ME????? EXCUSIE MOI???
OKAY WELL BACK TO PIGSY AND SHA WUJING IG LETS GOOOO
Sandy’s biggest regret, all the lives he’s taken ig
OH
;-;
oh man
heck
here we go i’m gonna love this exchange probably
SO
OKAY
WELL
I ADORE THAT
PIGSY IS “well I aint’ that” *shrugs* LIKE
I LIKE THAT Y’KNOW
OKAY BUT NOW I’M WAITING FOR LIKE
EITHER SOFT MOMENT
OR BIG PIGSY MOMENT
SITS AND WAITS
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WHATEVER IT IS
FIGHT THE SANDY
AAAA PIGSSYYYYYY
OH THE WAY THEY ANIMATED HIS EXPRESSION DURING THE ALL THE WAY HOME PART PLEASE THAT’S EXCELLENTNBGGKMSDF
SKELLENTONS STILL YELLINGSDNF,MSDF
WHOAH HEY
HEY
OKAY WAIT
PAUSE PAUSE
KAY IS IT GONNA BE
THE YOU WANNA SEE A MONSTER
AND THEN HE GOES BIG
OR
IS IT GONNA BE DO YOU WANNA SEE A MONSTER AND HE SHOWS HIM A MIRROR TYPE THING
SORRY I JUST LOVE THESE CHARACTERS SM
AW
THINKS PIGSY’S WORTHY THAT’S SWEET- OH GENUINELY THO PIGSY BEING JUST AS POWERFUL MAKES ME HAPPY IG BGS;LDKFMSOF
OH BACK TO MK
YEAH HOW DO YOU KNOW SIFU
“there is little i do not know” OH YEAH ALRIGHT, THANKS GOOD EXPLINTION I’LL TAKE IT BGSL;DKFM
HEY WHY WHACKY
HEY
HEY R U D E
HOLDS MK IN MY ARMS GENTLY
DON’T HUSH HIM HE’S DOING HIS BEST AND HE TALKS WHEN HE’S NERVOUS
AND HAPPY
AND JUST IN GENERAL HE’S A DELGITHFUL LAD
STUTTERING VOCALLY OUT LOUD RN
“I’m I to believe Sun Wukong is the greatest master in history?” WDYM WHAT
HEY STOP HITTING MY BELOVED LAD
AND SHUSH HE IS PRETTY GREAT |;A;/ THATS HIS SIFU YOU TALKING ABOUT
HELPGMLFS
OKAY THERE WE GO
ITS I AM THE GREATEST
GOTCHA FAM YOU’RE DOING GREAT
HAHA
NOT THE ONLY REASON
SIR PLS HE’S THE MONKEY OF THE MIND ITS HIS THING
WHEEZINGNLSD;FKMSD
HELP
THIS MAN AGGRESSIVELY ASKING ALL THE QUESTIONS EVERYONE WATCHING THE SHOW’S BEEN ASKING PLS HGSLDFJ
DOES MK REMEMBER ANYTHING??
HECK WAIT I’MNOT READY FOR THIS IT’S BEEN FOUR SEASONS AND WE’RE GETTING ABCKSTORY I’M NOT READY
AW HIS FACE
PLS
SCREAMS
HE FR
HE FR
LOOK
OKAY I NEED AMOMENT
GIVE ME
TEN MOMENTS
AAAAAAA
|;A;/
ITS LITERALLY THE PICKING HIM UP OFF THE STREET AND GIVING HIM NOODLES TROPE I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SINCE SEASON 1 PLS
anyway tho lad covered in mud, stone crack, yup, this lad a stone monkey BUT HEY I’M
HECK
WHAT DO I EVEN THINK ABOTU THIS WE FINE
Pigsy smiling at the little lad tho ;-; pls
i REMEMEBR PIGSY
AH??????
AH???????????
OH VERY WELL
HANG ON I’MJUST
WHAT IS THIS
HECK
HELPGFMDS
MK JUST THROWS UP
A H???
KAY WHAT AM I SUPPSOED TO THINK ABOUT ALL THIS HANG ON
IT FEELS LIKE ITS GOING SO SLOW AND SO FAST AT THE SAME TIME
HIS LITTLE FLASH THERE WITH LADY CRAFTING ANIMALS????
BROKEN STONE MONKE ON GGROUND???
WHAT IS ALL THIS HECK I FEEL LIKE I DON’T RECINGIZE ANY OF THIS RN ITS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE IV’E READ THE BOOK
Pls just give this lad back his mentor ;-;
HECK ALRIGHT PIGSY TIME
WOW
PIGSY ACTUALLY
VIBIN
OH
OH HECK HE HAD A MOMENT
|;A;/
HECK I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BRAIN TO REALLY APPRECIATE THESE BITS RN
HYPE PIGSY MOMENT
THE BLUEST GUY I KNOW
;-;
YEAH
WELL
;-;
OH sha Wujing buddy
AW MO
PLS
AW
JUST TOOK MO
THE POWER OF THERAPY CAT
PLS
HEART SHAPED FIREWORKS
YUEAH LAND ON PIGSY
I LOVE YOU AL
AW HUG MOMENT
COME ON
YEAH ALRIGHT
SOFT MOMENTS
TANG SCREAMINGNLDSFDS
OKAY WELL THEY’RE SUS OF AZURE NOW TOO IG NICE FUN OKAYGBSDLFK
AAA WHERE’S MY MONKEEEYYY WHERE’S THE #1 MONKEY OF ALL TIIIIMMEEEE
we probably won’t see him huh
SO
LOOK
KAY
gimme a sec I need to think about this
it was used to form another okay
lays down
hmm
hmmmmm
I’m not sure
hoooowwww i feel about that
Y’know?
Like I’m all for cool monkey past and all that, v neat and stuff, but like :T I’m a big fan of swk being one of a kind, like who’s going there grabbing his rock and compressing it into another little monkey? unless it was like… he was designed spiciifcally to beat swk, if you know what i mean
u h
hang on hmmmmmmm
oKAY I’LL PROCESS THIS LATER MOVING ON
CAN’T BELIEVE THEY REALLY LEANED INTO NO PARENTS NO NAME FOR MK
.
actually big fan of that bit, i like that a lot
he’s gonna say something wrong and get hit in the head again right? I am-
MONKEY KINGNGSL;KMFSD
YEAH ALRIGHT
WELL THANK GOODNESS ITS NOT THAT
HGDSLKFJL;DSKAF
W RO N G
HMMMMM
INTERESTING
WELL
OKAY
SO WE’RE NOT GETTING A STRAIGHT ANSWER
“not even I know what you are” WELL THANKS THAT’S REAL HELPFUL
“I’m just Mk!”
“The Monkey. Kid?”
*surprised pikachu face* /j /j /j
HM OKAY HERE WE GO WHAT NOW
OH INK MOMENT HI
OH BOY
HORRIFYING THANKS
YOU NEED TO GET ON OUT OF THERE MATE
OH THE SHADOWY EYE THING
OH HI
MK OR MONKEY KING INK
AHA
MK INK
SO WHY AND HOW?????
OH THAT
OH I LIKED THAT THO
THE HEADTILT THING
BIG FAN
ALSO BIG FAN OF HIM NOT BEING WHAT MONKEY KING IS BUT SOMETHING ELSE THAT’S NEAT GLAD THEY DIDNT’ LITERALLY MAKE HIM LIKE
I DUNNO ANYWAY
UH
RIGHT
SO
RIGHT
U H
I FEEL LIKE I GOT EVERYTHING BUT ALSO MISSED A LOT Y’KNOW????
I’M STILL NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT MK BEING PART OF MONKEY KING’S ROCK EGG THING OR WHATEVER THE HECK HAPPENED THERE
BUT THE INK MONKEY MK LOOKS EXCELLENT
I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING THERE THO SINCE LIKE
U H
ITS A JTTW BOOK HE WASN’T THERE DURING JTTW WAS HE??
I’M CONFUSED AS TO HOW THIS SCROLL WORKS MAN BUT MOVING ON
MONKEY MK REAL WE BEEN KNEW
OKAY I JUST WANT TO WATCH THIS WITH MY BROS NOW SO I’LL END THIS HERE
MIGHT WATCH EP 7 LATER TODAY OR THIS WEEK SINCE I DIDNT’ WATCH AN EP LAST WELL AS I MENTIONED, U H
SANDY’S BIGGEST REGRET, KILLING A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF PEOPLE, I DO FIND IT FUNNY HOW THERAPY CAT AND NOT SPEECH WAS WHAT IT TOOK TO SNAP HIM OUT OF IT GJDSFLSDF
MAYBE A BIT OF BOTH
I THINK THE SPEECH SAID MORE ABOTU PIGSY THAN SANDY THO GNEUINELY AND I’M VIBIN WITH THAT
ALSO I NEED TO CRY OVER PIGSY TAKING MK IN SCREAMS
I LIKE THESE CHARACTERS, BIG FAN OF THIS SHOW FR
HECK I REALLY WANT MORE PIGSY AND LITTLE MK MOMENTS, LIKE DESPERATELY, THEY SHOWED UP ONE MORE TIME I WANT LIKE A REAL FLASHBACK SO BADLY BUT I DION’T HTHIK WE’LL GET IT AAAAA
OKAY KNOX OUT
#knox reacts#lmk s4 spoilers#monkie kid season 4#lmk s4 english#I'm sure everybody's watched this by now but just to be safe n all that hGJKSDLJF#HECK I'M HAVING MIXED EMOTIONS#AAAAAAAA#WE FINE#THE ENDING REALLY SCRATCHED MY BRAIN WITH THE ANIMATION THO LOVED THAT
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okay, i couldn't get myself to actually Write the sololuci spy x family AU (i might do it in the future idk) but.
here are some general sololuci thoughts/ideas i have in my head that literally nobody asked for
- their first "date" was practically just them interviewing each other. solomon took notes and everything. it wasn't actually meant to be romantic they were quite literally just trying to get information on each other but then lucifer said something flirtatious accidentally and solomon took that as an opportunity to make him flustered and then they both just eased into like. indulging in fun conversation
- solomon keeps the notes he'd made then with him ALWAYS & it makes him happy knowing that he has this information. not in like a creepy way he just... feels trusted. bc lucifer didn't attempt to take away his notes or anything after their date
- although solomon is the one who falls in love first, lucifer falls harder (and in a much more embarassing way too)
- solomon immediately recognises when his feelings for lucifer shift from mere admiration to actual romantic feelings because of how overwhelming it becomes for him to be around lucifer sometimes. like it's not Bad it's just like. a Lot to take in for him he needs to like sit down
- lucifer on the other hand, doesn't pick up on this (or his own feelings) for the longest time. he does the most fanfiction thing of all time and go on a rant about solomon to mammon or someone and they're just like... dude.... i think you have a crush on solomon and lucifer is just Stunned at this newfound knowledge
- when they first acknowledge their feelings for each other, it's awkward as hell (which is also why their first date is like that - both of them think that they're plotting something against each other when in reality they're just dumbasses who like each other)
- anyway the awkwardness goes away once they realise just how normal everyone is around them and doesn't tease them at all
- (this is specifically about lucifer he was genuinely worried that people would think that he's strange for dating solomon because of the sus allegations) -> why did i phrase it like that.
- however they talk about it and sort it out between themselves and solomon jokingly (?) threatens to curse anyone who talks shit about them
- solomon always brings lucifer flowers.
- autistic4autistic send tweet
- also t4t but you knew that already
- solomon refuses to shut up about how much he loves lucifer. simeon is TIRED
- though sometimes simeon will tell him abt random funny shit lucifer used to do as an angel and instead of laughing solomon will just be like OH THATS ADORABLE
- simeon is tired x2
- in lucifer's case - he's very silent about his love for solomon in public
- but ofc everyone knows because he very obviously favours him most of the time
- lucifer would let him get away with so much shit it's not even funny like sir what happened to you
- okay that's it for now goodnight
#ended abruptly because my brain ran out of storage space#anyway if anyone has any sololuci thoughts PLEASE TELL ME IM BEGGING#my entire brain is just occupied by them atp...#sololuci#obey me solomon#obey me lucifer#my fics#obey me hcs#it's like 4 in the morning wtf i didn't even realise
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here we go again y’all
guess what guys it’s time for another episode of puppet history and my good student note taking.
right off the bat. chains on the box. yelling about said box. suspicious box.
also i have a feeling that brian david gilbert being here to win isn’t gonna end well for him. sad.
shade being thrown at new york
i love a good defenestration
charles university is in fact a boring name.
i feel like the professor being so chill about ryan calling him a douchebag was odd
i would hate to be found dead in my bathrobe
yeet out the window indeed
yes ryan we do have a word for throwing people out windows
example window scares me
why’d the professor seem a little distraught about the idea of being thrown out the window. i feel like normally he’d just threaten right back. this is odd. i might just be paranoid.
classic too many popes problem
no i do not know the name of the most important czech religious reformer of the 15th century.
welp none of those options seem more obvious than the others
why are they making the professors head larger and larger. i’m scared.
i do think that this guy has some really good point
that was a good chip joke. 12/10
“oh, yeah you murdered someone, well pay me 50 bucks and you can still go to heaven” is the same energy as “oh, you murdered someone? you got 40 bucks?” from the keddie cabin episode of unsolved
so true ryan bergara. you did not successfully murder anyone. or have you?
i don’t think jesus wanted people to die martyrs.
i love a good ritz cracker
too many jans
so true professor. everyone is exactly as they seem.
i mean showing up to church armed is certainly a choice.
um professor. heh. yeah. that is wild. can’t imagine that happening. at all. nope.
i love just throwing a bunch of people out a window
example window is still scary
thud from behind the theatre. was that supposed to be suspicious or was it just strange.
agreed not enough kicking pits.
honestly ryan as president would not be the worst president the us has had. not by a long shot.
is that the isaac newton puppet???
horse noises horse noises???? that’s not right. also i thought she was also dead????
also did the horses go to limbo when they died? because they were alive. i have so many questions.
the ad was uhhh something else
why defenestration? because why not
i love being drowned impaled and crushed by a wheel
i don’t know what creatively gruesome way i’d want to go. maybe i’ll come back to this.
i suppose being hurled out a window could be embarrassing.
dude being thrown off a church’s steeple would suck so hard
catholic lion brunch sounds like a nice little sunday activity
THEY BEHEADED TWELVE PEOPLE???? THATS SO MUCH WORK
you know maybe defenestration was the only thing they knew
mayor tossed out window? meh.
yeah why would you kill the person then throw them out the window???
oh boy here we go again
ah yeah that hot new sound of broken glass
yeah keep destroying stuff. that’ll end well.
great. good. mock trials.
aw nice upstairs.
ah fuck
i really do not like the example window
taking the hats is rude but also very funny tbh
“we’ll soon see if his mary helps him out” a banger of a line
very impressive to survive that fall.
b for blunder.
OH NO NOT THE BEES AND THE BASKETBALLS. PROFESSOR THATS NOT THE JOKE. PLEASE.
they really fell into literal shit
why did the professor sound weird.
there does seem to be a lot of piles of shit just laying around
almost martyr is in fact a really useless title
yay another war! - said no one ever
i hope this war isn’t 80 years long
oh good it’s not
BUT WHERE IS MY C DOGS BUT DAMMIT
we’re back to bathroom guy
i highly doubt that’s the last defenestration ever
oh boy musical number time
not the window
oh yeah just an angry mob. it’s fine.
really appreciate the emoticons in the lyrics
ryan looks concerned in a different way than usual
banger as per usual shane, congrats.
oh oh boy oh no
THE ALGORITHM ACTUALLY EXISTS???????
also the professor be glitching
lmao not the soaring performance
the professor out here ignoring the algorithm
oh boy it’s the puppet crème again. it scares me. especially the spelling crème like that
ryan lost the auction against connie huh? fucking connie.
the professor’s little head tilting
also he’s failing to lie so hard
oh yay i love the weird little voice change. not uncomfy at all.
aw ryan drives him home
uh huh normal work. sure.
why are there jelly beans all over the fucking floor of the theatre
love a staring contest with the moon
oooo not the flashback
okay egg. egg hatching.
shane what are you up to. what’s going on. i have so many questions.
#watcher#watcher entertainment#we are watcher#all hail the watcher#ryan bergara#shane madej#puppet history#puppet history season 5#the professor#brian david gilbert
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Jade Harley, Dave Strider
Act 5, page 3204
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
GG: dave!!!!!!
GG: any dave out there please listen!
TG: this is a dave out there whats up
GG: dave i just saw you, and you were dead!
GG: you were in a green suit and covered in blood, oh god it was terrible :(
GG: if that was a future dave you have to make sure that doesnt happen!!!
TG: it wasnt a future dave he was from a while ago
GG: oh
GG: i am confused :o
TG: sorry you had to see that
TG: but dont worry it was just a doomed dave no big deal really
TG: i was swindled into splitting time paths along the way and that guy got the dead end of the stick
TG: ill be fine
GG: ok...
GG: i am still not sure i get that!
GG: but i guess i am relieved?
TG: yes you are go ahead and be relieved
GG: wheeeew! there i just was
TG: nice
GG: how did that poor dave die?
GG: was it jack?
TG: yeah
TG: hes pretty much the guy in charge of random teleportation murders right now
GG: D:
GG: what about your...
GG: um....
GG: oh no i dont even know if you know about this
TG: what
TG: my bro
TG: yeah jack killed him too
GG: ;_;
GG: is it something you would like to talk about
TG: not much to talk about
TG: this is some pretty serious existence threatening shit going down and some people are going to die i guess
TG: even crazy hard dudes like my bro slash weird covert biological ghost dad
GG: ghost dad???
TG: yeah roses too
TG: i thought john filled you in on the ectobiology stuff
GG: oh...
GG: yes he mentioned something about it
GG: i guess i didnt realize its full implications....
GG: but time was short when we talked!
TG: bottom line is were all related slimewise except you and me and him and rose pairways respectively
TG: makes the shipping chart pretty simple here hang on while i dig up that piece of shit karkat made
TG: where the fuck did that thing go
TG: fuck it never mind
TG: just imagine something ugly made by a jackass
GG: ugh i forgot i still have to get back to him
GG: its like a big unpleasant chore hanging over my head D:
TG: i guess
GG: anyway dave im really sorry about your bro/dad
GG: you were pretty close with him right?
TG: meh it was a pretty bizarre relationship by any standard
TG: fightin off wave after wave of face pumicing puppet ass every day
TG: always being on guard for stealth attacks in the middle of the night while getting up to go to the fucking bathroom
GG: heheh
TG: but i guess it all sorta amounted to some vague unspoken semblance of kinship
TG: if thats a thing
TG: like if honor among thieves is something then lets call it camaraderie among ironic rapping roof ninjas
TG: but thanks
GG: sure
TG: i thought about taking his sword
TG: when i was there
TG: but i couldnt
TG: couldnt really bring myself to try to pull it out it was too weird
GG: dave we have to stop him!!!!!
TG: what
GG: jack!
GG: he shouldnt get away with this
TG: you think
GG: yes
GG: why dont you stop jumping around through time like a maniac and stop being like a hundred daves all the time and come to my house so we can make a plan to kill him??
TG: well id like to
TG: but im still trapped in the chronologistics of this fuckin one man ballet
TG: there are loops outstanding and if i step out of line you get to see more bloody daves
TG: im getting pretty sick of it but i think itll be over soon
TG: then ill break out and ride linear the rest of the way i think
TG: once its time to put the end game in motion
TG: til then youre on your own for a while
GG: oh :(
TG: besides we cant beat him
TG: look what he did to bro and davesprite together
TG: im at the top of my echeladder with all the fraymotifs and i stand no chance
TG: johns even better than that even though he doesnt know it at the moment
TG: and he stands no chance either
TG: only thing we can do is hold out until the scratch
GG: what is the scratch?
TG: guess i shouldnt really say
TG: since you sort of lead the way in making that plan
GG: really??
TG: yeah well
TG: suffice to say
TG: if we cant beat him
TG: all we can really do is exile him to a place where he cant teleport back
TG: which hopefully buys us some time
TG: to try to take out his power source in a crazy suicide mission
GG: hmmmm...
GG: so was that like a hint?
GG: about what im supposed to do :D
TG: kinda
GG: well maybe im just being naive...
GG: but a crazy suicide mission does not sound like the ideal solution to me!
GG: are you suuuure we cant beat him?
GG: i dont know if we should rule it out!
TG: well
TG: youre about to do what youre about to do
TG: and im not going to tell you not to
TG: i wont do the bullshit troll thing and tell you what youre going to do and then just dare you not to
TG: while knowing damn well you will anyway
TG: so ill just say
TG: whats next is up to you
TG: and if later you want to talk about it
TG: im here
GG: ok
GG: thanks dave!
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2/3 ‘Look it’s Emy and Bri!! Are they finally going to be good friends?’ ‘Oh Brian, is BORED BORED! He is not used of being without Justin. I love it but i hate it…exactly Ben, Brian is hurting!!! finally someone kno- FUCK YOU DEB’ *pauses tv on Mel and Linds fighting* ‘idk anything about *flaps his hand towards me* uterus stuff but can she really have a kid cause of a new procedure? (Craig comes up on screen) OH ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT! NO NO NO NOOOOO!’ I need you to know that when he watched s1 and Craig gave Justin rules, he actually physically left the house and went to a store 5 minutes away (it took him 15 bc he could barely walk and yes, i did go after him bc he’s an idiot) but this time he stayed seated so maybe he’s maturing. ‘No Justin, there are better ways to pay for tuition than going to your bitch ass dad. Like becoming a hitman is always an option or selling your feet pics! But don’t throw your dignity away for that fucker. OH SO NOW BRIAN IS GOOD FOR YOUR SON? WHEN HE PAYS HIS SHIT. everyone uses him! The lesbians *quickly makes a fist for ally*, Mike, Deb, he has no one in his corner except me! THATS RIGHT YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BE STRAIGHT, take it from me Justin, it’s not all that pretty. I mean the girls are pretty and they smell nice and wear cute lipsticks but the dudes give us bad rep *looks at me in fear* am i one of the dudes?’ Craig says that Justins biggest priority as a kid was to make him proud ‘oh go fuck yourself’ *pauses and leaves the house for a smoke break* ‘Did Ben always wear glasses? Or is he just so boring that I didn’t even notice that change until now? Why is he so boring? Is it to like show the total opposite of Brian for Michael?…BEN is literally the only one in this whole show that is thinking logical about the whole moving in thing. Michael in s1! Justin now with that lil freak.. WHAT IS THIS? I didn’t even wanna move in with you for a few months after this surgery and I’ve known you my whole life..’ ‘so Emmett cheated on Ted, Justin cheated on Brian..i see a pattern but only one of those doesn’t make me want to puke..is this what their relationship is gonna be like?’ The school tuition scene is finally up!!! ‘NOW WHY IN THE FUCK IS HE HERE? Why would they put him in a scene where Justin has to talk to his school about HIS education? Whats next? He goes with him to a job interview? (The cringe lines are said) god, i wish the world was deprived of you. ITS ALREADY BEEN PAID?! LADY TELL ME WHO PAID IT! I REFUSE TO GIVE CRAIG A REDEMPTION ARC! JUSTIN IS LOOKING DOWN! CMON CAMERA PAN THE FUCK DOWN I WANNA SEE THE NAME.’ He paused the ep to give me an example of how they shouldve done a reveal of the person that paid tuition so when Justin looked down, the camera would reveal it. He is very upset that they didn’t do it like that because he would like to know who paid for the tuition and is threatening with arson if they end up treating him like Justin when it comes to Brian and the hospital visits.
Are Emy and Bri now going to be good friends? Brother is on the platonic KinneyCutt train. I love that for us.
HE PHYSICALLY LEFT THE HOUSE when Craig laid down his rules in S1? I love that. (ally!)
Becoming a hit man or selling your feet pics. I die.
Everyone uses him! I know, right?
am i one of the dudes? Brother Anon, I think I speak for all of us when I say, no you are not. You are one of us.
Ben is boring but he does think logically. I love his theory about showing Michael with the opposite of Brian… and I’m dying a little. I can’t wait for his reaction to Ben’s steroid use and his ‘roid rage towards Brian in the locker room.
The school scene. Absolutely why is Justin’s brand new boyfriend at the registrar’s office except to deliver those cringiest lines. (Excuse me while I puke)
Quickly going to the next one because we know what happens and it is so romantic…
#ask winderlylandchime#dear sweet anon#queer as folk#a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023
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Lupin III Chapter 39 Review
I had this thing going on in a discord server where I would try to cover every single lupin manga chapter every day (sometimes i take breaks)
It wasn't until now that i realized that it would be funny if i posted these on tumblr so here we go :) I'm too lazy to post all 38 chapters since who the hell would do that but if there's demand then sure
beware i am not normal this isn't a formal review by any standards
but lets get on with the chapter WOOOOOOO
kid lupin is going to FUCK UP SOME SHIT!!!
in this chapter he manages to fake his own disappearance to transport 7.2 billion dollars out of the city thats insane if you ask me
sorry to use the crusty english print but im not gonna translate one piece of text
he enters the car of his subordinate and they drive back to his mansion, in which lupin decides to not work with the man anymore since hes too boring for him
Panel 1: "What's this?" "Your reward, ten thousand dollars."
Panel 2: "You're done with me?" "Quite."
Panel 3: "I told you when I met you..."
Panel 4: "If you want to work for me, don't ask me questions." "Right.."
honestly what a boyboss
he was forced to be a crime employer at the ripe age of 15
then the dude gets sick of his attitude and decides to attack him!! he threatens lupin that hell call the cops about his status but lupin kills him!!
SLAY!!!
he is speaking facts dead men indeed dont talk
meanwhile the police is like WHERE THE FUCK IS LUPIN
then this lady is like we should save lupin since hes worth 7.2 billion dollar (holy shit thats a lot)
then they're like ....stfu
i wonder how much he is worth as an adult at this point
it'd be funny if it decreased
kid lupin does look more menacing than older lupin
the woman then has a plan to capture lupin since shes also works for him as a ploy, she decides to drive lupin out of the mansion and try to find the 7.2 billion along with capturing him
lupin finds out immediately but he still gets captured by the police who was following the lady
honestly skill issue if you ask me
also this lady's boobs are astronomically big in this panel holy crap
also about the skill issue sorry i take it back lupin you're pretty cool
nevermind he is skill issue i bring back my previous statement
why does this keep happening
anyways the police is like WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MONEY!?!?!?
lupin points to the woman surprisingly and says that he slipped the map to the money in her
the police end up undressing the woman (average cop behavior) and while theyre distracted lupin prepares this machine gun mcgee lookin' thing idk what it is sorry i may know i lot about lupin but i dont know a lot about guns
also that shot looks BADASS why is kid lupin so cool
in addition these cops fucking suck
dont they know that in the manga when lupin says something is somewhere he is indeed lying???
they should catch up more on my reviews
then lupin reveals that the 7.2 billion is in this truck the ENTIRE TIME (it is filled with rocks as a trick)
you can actually see the truck somewhere in the earlier panels
i have a funny idea that monkey punch just smacked that truck in that panel which was previously empty to show like yeah im so smart see foreshadow mmm big brain
anyways lupin drives???? the truck???????????? DOES HE HAVE A LICENSE?????????????????
the answer is no. its always no.
lupin gets away with the money, and the cops are tied up i guess? i dont think i get how that happened but it happened
And that's the end!
One day thing though
i couldnt mention this in the middle of the review but i find the detective guy interesting
considering this was way before zenigata became lupin's archnemesis i wish this guy got more backstory n such
bro had to deal with kid lupin back then thats a big deal!!! how did he get that job!!! was he the og zenigata before zenigata????????????
and it would be kinda cool if this guy ended up being zenigata's mentor or something idk just a fruit for thought
i lowkey want more about him in lupin zero now, along with the maid in ch.38 and arsene lupin
anyways next chapter is going to be HUGE IM SO EXCITED YOU WILL SEE WHY TOMORROW GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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that post 100% sums up how i feel about springtrap's later designs like, you're telling me that the franchise's main overarching villain and antagonist, a sinister and menacing person who was genuinely terrifying (at least personally) with actions and a design to prove it (his purple era jsjs and ofc Springtrap), got reduced to THAT????
like this dude was a cold blooded murderer who built killer machines and after getting killed by his own creation, his corpse fused with it and was revived by sheer will. this mf who just refuses to fucking die turned into a weird looking burnt ass rat which at this point it's pathetic like bro was LIMPING, he's literally hanging by a thread and you want me to take him seriously?? lol
maybe this is a fitting end for him, an old rotting man who once was an ambitious and well respected man who used his talents for harm and got away with it for decades, now sits as a joke, a pathetic corpse who refuses to die due to his cowardness, completely powerless and not threatening, just a damn cockroach. serves him right
but yeah THE FOOT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE???? LIKE WHAT WERE GHEY THINKING?? ANYTIME I SEE IT I JUST SEE REDRDRRDRRDDRRDD
yah y'see i wouldn't have minded it as much (although i would have been disappointed) if it felt like they were going for that lol. the whole, "goodbye pathetic lil loser bunnyman uwu" thing. like there's a good way ta write an end ta an evil extravagant character like him where he fizzles out pathetically and make it GOOD,,,,but i just feel like there was no forethought abt it,,,,like they TRIED ta make him menacing in the bossfight and ending!! they built his miserable ass up!!! ugh
it happened just really abruptly like as soon as he came back he was gone, which is just. really pathetic. and if they wrote it better i might have enjoyed that but as of now? with security breach having little to know story as it is? its pathetic in a really embarrassing way. its like they didn't know what the fuck ta do w/him and just slapped something tagether
like i get that for ppl who hate him its like a fistpump in the air ta be like, "haha! fuck u man!! die again!!" but,,,,,putting aside my obvious thirst for him,,,,,,its just a really hollow end for a character that has so much chutzpah narratively yk? is there a term for the opposite of fan service b/c thats what it felt like lol. hater service? LMAO
like hello? pizza sim was his perfect physical end???? what they were doing next w/him infecting ppl's minds was really interesting why did they stop that!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THAT FOOT. FUCK IT TA HELL I WANNA BEAT BURNTRAP OVER THE HEAD W/A TREE BRANCH IM SO SERIOUS AND REAL RN WHY DO THEY KEEP REDESIGNING HIM SO AWFUL YOU HIT GOLD W/SPRINGTRAP AND GLITCHTRAP ITS ENUFF!!!
#GOD#spacie splains#spacie gets heated abt an old rotting man not getting an end they think he deserves#he deserves ta suffer in the worst way imaginable. and you just let him get grabbed by a tentacle monster and call it a day. wow.#sorry im just mourning what could have been#(again)#i made a whole ranty post abt it when sb got released last yr#i was so pissed dawg#being a longtime fan and seeing this game........if the characters werent interesting enough for me ta want ta make content#i would not be making sb things AT ALL#the story sucks balls but the characters have potential at least#i hope they fix it#but i mean i dont think that anything they come up w/now will satisfy me :/#they really hafta pull out the stops w/this dlc or im gonna b even more pissed#fr fr
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ooh tell me about julianne!
Julianne has gone through so much change but im really vibing with her current characterization!
She and Riley are old childhood friends, and Julianne largely defines herself by her friendship with Riley. Both of them have pretty absent parents, and when Julianne lost her leg while she and Riley were exploring an abandoned building when they were younger Riley was really the only person who comforted her. So, when he becomes invested in Iseul's life (and Myrtle's life to an extent) she feels really threatened. Especially beacuse while both Julianne and Iseul want to protect Riley, Julianne's protection is very show-y "im going to wrestle with Myrtle and shout at her and ultimately accomplish nothing but it looks like im fighting" whereas Iseul actually recognizes what is threatening Riley and actually solving the problem where it needs to be fixed, which often involves talking to people and just understanding why theyre bothering Riley. Julianne doesnt believe in that, as her other defining character trait is her Religion, and she is very strongly devoted to her religion. She fully believes that She (and by extension Riley) are personally Blessed and Protected by Proxima, despite having no real evidence. However her views on her religion are largely defined by what the priest dude has told her about Proxima. A lot of which is just flat out false. This does result in her feud with Myrtle, who is very critical of the main religion (which is so pervasive that it generally is assumed to be the norm and doesnt have an official name in-universe) and studies the Old Gods. This is generally accepted to be a heretic trait and is frowned upon. Julianne takes this to the next level, outright calling Myrtle a heretic and threatening to kill her. Riley really doesnt like this though, so Julianne never actually kills Myrtle. Noteably, Julianne gets worse before she gets better. Once Riley is fed up with Julianne's shit and unfriends her, Julianne goes into the deep end of religion and holds nothing back and genuinely tries to kill Myrtle. Specifically with the sword that she was "given" from Proxima. Now, the sword is from Proxima, but it wasnt meant for Julianne. Julianne was never the first into a new room in the ruins, but after an argument she went into the next room to decompress. This just so happened to be the sword room. It makes sense that she went in this room as it is heavily decorated with Proxima memorabilia, as is the sword, so it largely makes sense that she would take the sword.
Now, in the first genuine fight between Julianne and Myrtle reveals that they are both incapable of dying. While the specifics are unclear, it cements in Julianne's mind that she can have the Priest dude undergo the same thing that Myrtle did, but in a holy and sacrificial way rather than the heretic way Myrtle did. She starts taking more agency in her her own story, shes the one who tells the priest he should do whst myrtle did, she instigates most of the fights with Myrtle, and eventually she decides to learn more about Proxima (who really actually doesnt like Julianne at first) when Julian e does finally turn to good, she does it not to show off, but because she genuinely doesnt want to see the people she cares about get hurt. And when she finally cares about Myrtle she does a lot of things for Myrtle that wont be noticed by Myrtle. While shes still loud and showy, shes careful about it. Myrtle needs someone who drags her into public situations or shed loose her connections to others entirely, and Julianne knows she can get her out with a sparring session. Then Julianne can get Myrtle involved in other situations and thus Myrtle is overall better-off. This is Julianne making sure Myrtle is okay, whereas before she would just be like "fuck you me and riley are blessed!" Which... means nothing to Riley and he actively dislikes.
Uh yeah thats julianne :)
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