“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams
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the self is a guy you made up to get mad at
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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this
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well i didn’t want to ASSUME the guy who has fangs and weird eyes and is constantly making strange cryptic comments about blood is a vampire. That would’ve been rude.
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getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual
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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape
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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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Life looks soooooo good. Can’t wait to have one someday
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"It doesn't have to be like this. We could have it so much better"
Calligraffiti in Chicago, Illinois
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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diagnosis: "are they mad at me" disorder
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forum > help
>hey guys im experiencing this problem running my game
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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head
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