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⚠️Please don’t touch the sexy deer, it’s not flirting with you. ⚠️
I’ve got a thing for Vox being a fuckboi who keeps thinking their tension is gonna lead to hate sex. 😂
#grey art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#radiostatic#one sided radiostatic#complicated relationships yummy!#alastor#vox#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#it’s also fun to see these scenes with an ace character#I have had a guy say that exact line to me#I felt absolutely nothing#😂#ace problems#✌️
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Taylors wift is just elon musk for horse girls and gays who are afraid of faggots
#punkblogging#if any of y'all call me a fucking misogynist for this#I literally almost exclusively listen to women fronted bands it's not because she's a woman#I even listen to pop sometimes!!! (I mean not radio pop but still)#she is just fucking lame as a human being and she's an awful songwriter and an industry plant in the exact same ways as musk#I could say this about most men in the music industry as well but no one is out here fucking worshipping... idek I literally#do not know enough men fronted bands to put together an example
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you can love a character and still admit they’re wrong. i love gale dekarios but can acknowledge his flaws (none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#ch: gale dekarios#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#this was co-written by tara#anyhow i saw this copypasta on twitter by ladysapphyre and it reminded me that i had the exact same one saved in my drafts 🪱#jk#or am i
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Everyone loves my moms mexican rice and proclaim it the best they've ever had and I see a lot of recipes out there that are either too fussy or too bland so I'll just list the things my mom does that she says make it good
-you really truly do not need chicken bouillon/chicken broth. Plain water is fine, my mom started omitting the bouillon when I became vegetarian so I could eat it and literally no one knows the difference its fine
- you don't need cumin or cilantro you just need onion, garlic, salt and tomato sauce (or jarred tomatoes)
-FRY YOUR RICE!!! in oil!!! Fry until golden brown and nutty, DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP it adds flavor and deepens the color of the end product if you don't fry your rice in oil it looks pale and unappetizing
-blend your water, chopped onion, garlic cloves, and tomato sauce (or jarred tomatoes) add this liquid to the fried rice after you've drained the excess oil, cook like regular rice
You will now be the envy of all mexican mothers and taquerias 👍
#i mean if you WANT chicken broth thats fine#but believe me when i say most people are flabbergasted its not included in her recipe#i...dont know exact measurements shes one of those eyeballing it type of gals
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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
#honor among thieves#dnd#dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves#holga kilgore#she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character#some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke#and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels#and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever#do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good#i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount#i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory#his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS#do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now#i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now
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the world is so beautiful..... one time after it rained i scooped a snail off the road and deposited it on a plant. a woman came by and saw me staring at the plants intently and asked "oh, did you save a snail?" and i went "yes! :D" and then we both just stood there silently watching a snail climb up a leaf for a good few minutes. <3
#also one time in high school i was late to class a few minutes because i had to save every snail i saw from the middle of the road#teacher didn't mind. she was also late to class for the exact same reasons#i saw it. she was walking in front of me.#united in watching out for the little guys
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#one piece#one piece live action#opla#roronoa zoro#sanji#1x8#my gifs#what's their ship name?#zosan#sanzo#man i do not miss coloring dark scenes#also idk if that's what zoro really said abt sanji's hands#i don't think the cc were right#and i couldn't quite make out if that was the exact line#so forgive me
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:D
#sxf#damianya#spy x family#anya forger#damian desmond#spyxfamily#damian x anya#my art#fun fact i crunched my thumb in the back of the door since i last scheduled posts KLDSDSD#it was my left thumb but still#yeowch#literally one exact week ago#stil got 7 weeks left til its healed godspeed to me
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truly a game changer episode of all time
#the way game changer can redo the same premise and even exact bit multiple times but in fresh and even escalating ways is so dear to me#game changer#sam says 3#dropout#lou wilson#jacob wysocki#vic michaelis#im sure this video has been posted at least a dozen times but i just love it#this is only one of so many moments that are gunna live in my memory like a beloved chachki on a grandmas shelf#edit: went back to add alt text to screenshot
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I am not one to need realism in my silly space show but I WILL say I fucking adore how much Donna Noble feels like a real person. Like omg I know her we worked a shitty office job together where we shit talked a manager together!!! She's my friend she's my neighbor she's my coworker crush I KNOW her!!!!
#doctor who#donna noble#im not saying that there aren't multiple companions that feel like REAL HUMAN PEOPLE but donna's the one i personally feel like I have met#like she's so fucking real to me#she's the exact kind of complicated that feels so so so human
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ANOTHER SKETCH DUMP! Featuring more of me playing with lineless art. Batman reborn era trio (dick, damian and steph) I miss you...when will you return from war. Also featuring Steph designs bc I've seen ppl dissatisfied w/ her current look, some good mom Talia, and Jason Todd poetry club. Duke is confused not that Jason would start a poetry club but that he'd have such mid poetry opinions. (ID in Alt)
#dc comics#batfamily#damian wayne#stephanie brown#dick grayson#talia al ghul#duke thomas#cassandra cain#mine#woo new art tag. please god let me keep this up all year#uhh anyway yeah! still a big backlog of sketches but i got burnt out which means i had time to collect some#i feel like my art looks. extremely different w/o lines compared to with? idk i worry that's it weird/off-putting#but hey at the end of the day I'm hardly worrying about my brand integrity on tumblr dot com#duke and cass being at poetry club is based on them canonically being into poetry and for a good while duke and jason got along well#Steph is there for both jason and cass' emotional support (unfortunately there's a design flaw. she can't do both simultaneously)#(which is fine bc cass is fleeing the scene at the idea of having to casually hang out with jason)#(they're the exact amount of similar and more importantly different that it's like putting two firecrackers together. bad)#i really like the steph mask designs... it'd be fun to do something with them but idk what y'know?#I'm just like. if we're assuming that her mask has to be different from both babs and cass then this is what I've got as alternatives#i mostly wanted to practice character interaction with the talia and damian one... and also i love them#looking at james gunns batman movie proposal. you keep your hands OFF HER MR GUNN#please if shes evil in a movie they're never gonna let her be good in the comics again 😭#dc when you inevitably cave and do your next big reboot let the ppl finally have the son of the demon origin (w/ tweaks of course)#idk it's canon in my heart. heartcanon if you will <3#anyway yeah uhhhhhh enjoy?
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been reading through various usps reviews this morning and i've started to notice some trends
#i feel like i'm losing my mind. every review section on every usps location is the exact same#the last one is a real comment i saw btw. yeah i wonder why usps‚ an agency under the federal government‚ doesn't just “sell the company"#sorry that one comment sent me over the edge and led me to making this. anyway support the postal service <3
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pov: you’re on animal crossing tumblr in 2015
#acnl#mayor text#my acnl#animal crossing new leaf#just saying. don't tell me you haven't seen these EXACT outfits on at least five different popular animal crossing blogs in 2015#also ik the tortoise specs picture is from nh but it was eithar that or a 5 pixel big photo from moridb.#also. remember the princess set.#lthe dreamies lists w lolly marshal julian maple beau diana fauna lily merengue and marina#the bus stop and wisteria trellis pwps#and the boppers but tbh im still obsessed w the bulb boppers from new leaf. don't @ me#also the photo editing site we all used. the one that made everything super smooth and larger.#can't remember the name but .yea.
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they're eepy
#get you a nakama who will protect you during your mid-fight nap#one piece#romance dawn#wano#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#zolu#parallels#gif#luffy#if i was less lazy i'd maybe put japanese captions toooo? but like 1 im not confident#and 2 i think i'd have to do it frame by frame in post cause my gif program has limited [roman only] fonts#but for anyone interested [like me] in the exact wording:#romance dawn: 'ore wo neruzo' 'aa ato wa ore ga yaru!' wano: 'zoro... ippun tanomu' 'aa makasero'#eepy
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why does duck have the stance of like. a dad watching the weather channel during a severe tornado warning and then goes outside to look at the tornado as the weather man is saying something like do NOT go outside seek shelter NOW or you will DIE
#📞#to people who didnt grow up in an area where tornados happen a lot trust me on this one ok#he is almost always in the exact same stance as my dad when he was doing this AJSBAJAK
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anyway what was The moment in good omens that gagged you because the first time i heard aziraphale say "you go too fast for me" i was flabbergasted. gobsmacked even. never in my wildest dreams did i expect to hear this kind of line from anywhere other than fanfiction website ao3 dot org
#fearandhatred#many moments in the show got me feeling things but only twice was i shocked speechless. this was one of those times#at that exact moment i was like oh it's over. we're not recovering from this one#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale
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