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tooquirkytolose · 6 hours
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Love how much is illuminated by landlords making a meme which equates the idea of tenants rights w like being murdered by the fuckin red guards
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tooquirkytolose · 6 hours
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ahhhhhh if only i had eaten that japanese radish when i had the chance. dies
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tooquirkytolose · 6 hours
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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tooquirkytolose · 6 hours
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years
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tooquirkytolose · 6 hours
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funniest title drop ever
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tooquirkytolose · 8 hours
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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tooquirkytolose · 8 hours
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I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.
Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”
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tooquirkytolose · 8 hours
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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real
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tooquirkytolose · 9 hours
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tooquirkytolose · 9 hours
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reblog this and put the book you’re currently reading in the tags
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tooquirkytolose · 9 hours
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“I would buy a mansion” “I would buy designer” “I’m getting a pool” Don’t give me that lame ass if I won the lottery shit. You’re all pathetic. If I came into a significant amount of money, you know what I’d do? I’d go to the Ren Faire, B-line straight to the cloaks. I’m talking floor length, heavy, wool, felted details, huge hooded cloaks that are like 450 a piece and all handmade and I’d get me one. Maybe even get one of the smaller ones that hangs off the shoulders and lands just above the elbow that are 90 by themselves. And I’d be the baddest bitch around because I’d wear that shit everywhere. It’s 115 degrees? I’m sorry do I look like I give a fuck? I have a cloak bitch I don’t need your fahrenheit bullshit. And you’re a FOOL if you wouldn’t do the same.
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tooquirkytolose · 10 hours
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tooquirkytolose · 10 hours
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The American Dream Mall is having a great deal of trouble paying back their debts. The equity partners will lose their money. If the situation continues to degrade, everyone else will likely get theirs back once the assets are stripped and auctioned off.
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It’s massive. Entering it feels like driving into an airport except the airport has a water slide sticking out of its side and a Ferris wheel protruding from the roof. The vast majority of stores were closed. I visited with the business boyfriend and he exhibited increasing panic as we progressed through the mall. Why aren’t they open? This is peak shopping time. Look, no one is carrying bags. Very little of this is revenue generating. It’s a five billion dollar public park.
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The sound of the American Dream Mall is a gaggle of children on a rotating coaster car screaming above your head while the sound system plays Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em. We had to repeatedly dodge people driving around on motorized pandas.
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The thing I found interesting was the interior design. We both agreed it was fairly well done. Why is it so shroomy? I liked the mirrored bull and the haunting empty hall culminating in an Angry Bird elevated above the shoppers like a god. I saw the longest couch I’ve seen in my life which was cool.
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I found it profoundly disorienting. I’d think it’s disorienting on purpose to make you shop except almost all the stores were closed. Why are they closed? The business boyfriend says it’ll be half dark within a year but I’ve learned never to trust any prediction a businessman makes with great confidence.
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tooquirkytolose · 10 hours
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tooquirkytolose · 13 hours
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finally started watching dungeon meshi and this is my understanding of it so far
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tooquirkytolose · 13 hours
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I just saw a girl on tiktok talking about how her Palestinian grandma won’t be able to renew her passport with her place of birth as Palestine. She will have no place of birth.
Tell me why people were trying to compare it to Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia etc.
My whole ass family was born in Czechoslovakia. Guess what. They now have a passport in Czechia/Slovakia, depending on where they lived. They have a country to call their own. They have some of the strongest passports in the world.
Palestinians are intentionally being eradicated. Their land bombed and stolen. Please educate yourselves before you say bullshit on the internet.
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tooquirkytolose · 17 hours
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I'm not a bitch in sheep's clothing I'm a sheep in bitch clothing, I'm a nervous chihuaha(shaking and trembling) I'm a horse with a lame leg(farmer John is taking me out back with shotgun in hand) I'm a cheetah in an enclosure(I need my therapy dog next to me or I will die of anxiety) I'm an obese cat(funny looking)
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