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At the bar in Shells Town
Luffy, using shot glasses and plates to match the layout of the base: Okay so the best way into a Marine base is usually by knocking down walls just to the left of the doors--
Coby: wh-what?
Luffy: Yeah? Because Marines replace doors every time a stronger lock's invented but all the construction means the walls get weak.
Coby: Wh... how do you know that??
Luffy: Wow, Coby, you're really dumb. I thought everyone knew that!
*meanwhile, somewhere in the New World*
Thatch: I thought you left to raid a Marine base?
Ace: I... did? And now I'm back
Thatch: within the hour???
Ace: what, like it's hard?
*meanwhile, at some other Marine base*
Marine 1: Commander, the Revolutionaries have breached the exterior walls!
Marine 2: Damnit! We must have a mole in the ranks. How did they know exactly where to attack???
*10 years earlier on Dawn*
Monkey D. 'Wrecking Ball' Garp, zero excuse, completely sober and spilling military secrets around like loose change: Brats! When you join the Marines, you'll have to make sure they fix those damn fortress walls! They can never stand up to more than a single knock from my Fist of Justice!
Ace, Sabo, and Luffy:
#one piece#opla#technically i guess#monkey d. garp#asl brothers#portgas d. ace#sabo#monkey d. luffy#coby
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Okay okay I know the shippers are grieving KaiShin right now BUT
May I offer you platonic/familial KaiShin?
Just think. They may not know it in canon yet, but Shinichi is technically Kaito's only relative who hasn't fucked off and abandoned him
Like at this point Shinichi/Conan probably gives more shits about Kaito/KID than both of Kaito's parents
Imagine the fanfic potential
Them finding out they're related
Kaito half glad and half weirded out that he has another relative who's actually here
Shinichi being baffled at Kaito's fucked family situation
Maybe even Shinichi going off on his dad for seemingly letting Toichi's son believe he's dead
Maybe even Kaito going off on his dad for, well, everything at this point
The drama
Imagine
#m27 spoilers#technically I guess#fanfic writers to your keyboards#also to the grieving kaishin shippers: if it's any comfort when have we as a fandom ever give a fuck about canon anyway#kaishin#but platonic!#kaito kuroba#shinichi kudou#yusaku kudou#toichi kudou#dcmk#detective conan#magic kaito#kaitou kid#conan edogawa
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Imagining that you walk into the woods in your local town, gently taking a stroll until when you take a small break you realise you weren’t leaning against a tree…it was a 10ft tall werewolf, and seemingly it was in heat as you could tell just by looking down.
It needs a womb to release in and it seems it’s chosen you…
Contents: Cumflation, Lactation, impregnation
"Oh boy, howdy -" is the stupid thing that ends up tumbling from my mouth. Because damn that's a big boy with a ridged rod between his legs. His heavy, audibly sloshing balls complement his whole horny monster look, fantastically.
The Wolfman huffs, the open air fogging from how hot his breath is. I couldn't really make out any pupils in the yellow of his eyes but his snout tilts down to where I am. A bit of drool is slinging down his jaws onto his own neck. He opens his mouth and i'm half expecting to be torn to shreads only for a deep guttural voice to ring out and say one thing.
"Help."
"Huh?" Is the response I come up with because, hello??? My eyes jolt back down to the throbbing monster cock already so pent up its leaking pre in sticky globs onto the ground with every pulse. And it clicks what he seems to be at least trying to ask for. I tilt my head up at the Wolfman. "Uh, do you wanna fuck me?"
His ears perk up, and the drool starts reaching his chest. An impaitent panting noise fills the air.
Without a second thought, I grin. "Yeah, that's fine!" I hooked my hands under my pants and boxer briefs and pulled them down. "I've been horny all day. Fuck me good alright?" He all but lundged for me when I said that. His clawed hands coming down and grabbed my sides. Hoisting me into the air dispite My yelp of surpise.
I feel the tip of his cock prod at my holes entrance. Looking down makes me swallow because his shaft is twice as large as a baseball bat. But I don't have any time to think further because he's already pushing it into me.
His cock manages to gape my hole open at a third of the way down his length on the first go. A grunt escaping me when I feel how much he's inside of me already.
A deep inhale from him is the only warning I get before an explosion of warmth fills me. "Fuck-" i grit my teeth when he immediately decided to cum on entry. It's a oozing sound when cum starts spilling out to paint the forest floor.
I pant and as soon as the sensation stops the hands on my sides pull me up and drop me back down on his monsterily thick cock. Turns out monster cum makes a great lubricant for getting a cock even deeper. A perverted squelch sound now pairs with each messy thrust.
I'm breathy, and look down to find out I'm almost halfway down his length when his cock tip nudges deep at my insides. Assuming he hit my cervix, made me huff. But surpisingly no pain had accompanied the prod just a nagging pleasure.
The Wolfman growled, his hands pulling me off his cock till only the tip was at my entrance again. All before slamming home into my hole. I yelled feeling the cock ram through my poor cervix and barrel into the wall of my womb. Why did that feel good? Holy shit? A churning sound hit my ears, and I looked down to see his heavy balls clentching.
Thick cum splattered into my waiting womb, with a purpose. Monster sperm violating and ready to impregnate any egg they could possibly hunt down. "Fuck fuck-" my stomach surged outwards this time. My cervix apparently not wanting to let the monsters cum let down. I looked four months pregnant with just cum.
With a huff, he fucked me back down his cock once more. Fuck, he was so big and there was so little room for my hole to accommodate, I could feel every pulsating vein decorating his shaft. He fucked me up and down, up and down. My belly sloshed every time me pulled me up and down.
I looked down once more to find I was nearly down to base but knew I wouldn't be taking his knot, unfortunately. His cock is so massive that even with his length fucking my cervix wide and his tip slamming into the wall of my womb his knot wasn't even reaching my ass.
He suddenly threw his head back and howled, cutting my thoughts short.
He stilted once more, his cock pressed against my womb. I felt his cock pulsating as each splash of cum shooting into my waiting womb. I groaned and watched my stomach grow further to accommodate my heavy womb. By the time he stopped coming I looked eight months pregnant.
My chest was wet, making my look down to see myself lactating through my shirt. I chuckled high off of monster cock and cum.
He got me pregnant. Fuck my body knew it was inevitable.
I could only groan when he fucked my down his length once more.
The joy of being a living condom for a monster in heat.
#monster nsft#monster lover#monster fucker#cf#monster smut#moocow#rapid pregnancy#technically i guess#mpreg#fantasy smut#werewolf nsft#jack rabbit text#jack rabbit asks#jack rabbit stories
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"Dad."
"I am not your father, ghostling- and you cannot attempt to use that to take my sword."
"… Mom!"
"Oh Realms help me, No-"
#Prompts#Dad fright knight#de aged danny#technically i guess#danny phantom#Fright Knight holding up Danny: HAS ANYONE LOST A CHILD?!#No it's not ghost king danny#In fact Fright and Pariah are siblings#FK the moment PD wakes up: brother what do i do this ghostling has imprinted#Nightmare likes the ghostling- this is betrayal!#FK in denial about being a parent but also ready to eviscerate anyone who looks at the ghostling wrong#If u want you can make it a crossover to#Dpxdc#Dcxdp#Dp x marvel#I mean natural portals ARE a thing lol
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Heeheehoohoo another self-indulgent one because Gale was SO UPSET after the Halsin proposition
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#me: this is fine Croissant wouldn't be that serious about any of this anyway :)#gale: if you can't be monogamous literally don't talk to me ever again#me: BUDDY I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A CHILL AND SILLY CONVERSATION OH NO-#anyway I love how tumultuous their relationship has been in my head - they work so well but they keep accidentally hurting each other#mmm angst alright anyway#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#technically I guess#croissant adventures#tav#gale#gale x tav#comics#breadweave#gale dekarios
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I hope this fucker explodes MATT HARGREAVES RUINED MY LIFE WITH THAT FUCKING CLIP HOW DARE YOU
#TW // Blood#TW // Open Wound#eddsworld#ew#ew tord#tord#art#fanart#digital art#EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE#screenshot redraw#technically I guess
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Mostly Therion this time but some Alfy and octo2 as well :)
#octopath#Octopath traveler#octopath traveler 2#Therion#Alfyn#Castti#technically I guess#Temenos#crick#also technically#anyways I’ve been having thoughts about Therion#and I hope no one minds I like ripped Therions shirt like uhhh 30 percent more than canon#heh#anyways#I love them
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I don't remember posting this so Hi
Image its based off of
#sapphires art#pokemon#submas#technically i guess#its supposed to be emmet's#ITS SO DUMB but the server got a kick out of it so teehee
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getting a bit silly with it
#bungo idiots#fyodor dostoevsky#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#technically i guess#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#nikolai gogol#fyolai#phony's art#atsushi nakajima
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I’m pretty sure that Drew and CatNap(Theo) are the same age
As kinda confirmed by one of the Devs on their Discord
Still funny tho that Drew will insult CatNap and everyone
That lanky no muscle over expired Raisin, aka The skeleton hand simp
“There’s no shot he’s my age.”
#I mean#yeah?#technically I guess#I’ll still consider him 7 though for the sake of simplicity and because the toys don’t really age physically#or mentally (but that’s th eisolation and grooming and loss of sanity)#(AND BY GROOMING I MEAN HOW TH EOROTOTYPE MANIPULATED THEO EVEN BEFORE HE BECAME CATNAP)#(DO NOT TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT I STG)#Anyways🥄#catnap#catnap poppy playtime#Theodore poppy playtime#Theo poppy playtime#Drew poppy playtime#ask the three d’s#the three d's#phrart#art#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3
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Continued re-watching made me wonder out loud to my Fiance; "Man, how come no one ever told me about the scene where Jet is just blatantly flirting with Zuko? How come I don't remember the scene where Jet is just blatantly flirting with Zuko?"
Bad break up, man.
#kittenmoth arts#atla#atla zuko#atla jet#avatar the last airbender#jetko#technically I guess#don't ask me about the anatomy of Jet in the second image I dunno what happened there it made sense in the sketch#but his Angry Fisher Cat Fluff made it look bad somewhere along the way#atla fanart#atla centaur au#atla au
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milfic snippets james and reg at that one cafe where reg is paid 2 be mean please please pleaplea
fetish cafe worker regulus microfic
“If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were here to see me,” Regulus says as soon as he stops by James’ table. It’s the third time in as many days that James has shown up to the cafe and really, he isn’t subtle about his intentions, always making sure to sit in Regulus’ section.
“Well—” James starts, shifting in his seat to better face Regulus, but he doesn’t get far.
Regulus cuts in with, “Didn’t ask. What do you want.”
“Ah, my usual, please.”
Regulus doesn’t respond, simply quirks an eyebrow. He knows that James’ usual is apple juice, but still, he makes him work for it. Can’t have anyone thinking he actually likes James.
“The, uhm,” James stumbles over his words, the shoelaces untied and tripping him all the way down the end of his sentence. He flips through the menu, looking for the page with the drinks and pointing at his beverage of choice. “This one, please.”
“Good job,” Regulus coos. “Almost got it out in one go. Maybe next time, huh, big boy?”
The eager bob of James’ head sends a lock of hair curling over his forehead. He shoves it back into place hastily.
“What do you say?” Regulus asks, face still blank and unimpressed.
“Thank you,” James manages. Regulus relishes in the way red spills across James’ face, cheeks burning and ears warm as Regulus smiles his most condescending smile at him.
#closed my thesis doc. opened tumblr. opened a new doc.#hot off the press for u#jegulus microfic#technically i guess#ino tag <3
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Something I've noticed with some dried lavender I have access to is that it only really releases a strong smell when it is crushed, otherwise, the scent is quite subdued.
So anyway I think it'd be cool if by using an alchemic glove whose palm is lined with golden sigils and runes a character could crush various ingredients together in their hand to create aerosolised potion effects.
#fantasy ideas#fantasy items#fantasy magic#fantasy clothing#fantasy armour#fantasy potions#technically i guess
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well i mean. it IS april fools!
cake close-up: isnt it gore-geous... am-ace-ing... fantasti-cake... heart.
#acealastorweek2024#alastor#hazbin hotel#aroace alastor#asexual alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#god there are so many slightly different shades of red and yellow on these twos official whatchamacallems#but trying to coalesce the colours into one just doesn't end up looking right#should i tag this as gore?#uhhh#candygore#technically i guess#to be safe#anyways i always forget alastors monocle until the very last second#asexual#aroace#myart
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I've been possesed by Joel Smallishbeans, and he said we should buy Life Merch
I am, however, a broke uni student, so I drew this instead. Alternatives under the cut
#Trafficblr#secret life spoilers#technically i guess#secret life smp#smallishbeans#this is the most serious art i made in 2023 and Im not even mad
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nightmare scenario aside, this is probably one of the coolest designs ive seen in a hot second and im going crazy over it
(original screenshot under the cut)
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A digital illistration of possesed Hunter from the ‘The owl house’ episode ‘Thanks to them.’ He is wearing part of his halloween costume and has Belos’ corrupted goo running along his arms and the side of his cheeks, as well as forming a pair of antlers. He is looking towards the viewer with an arm stretched towards them and another clawed hand raised up beside him ready to attack. He is surrounded by a glowing blue light. In the background, there is a large stone archway and some foliiage against the night sky.
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#The owl house spoilers#toh spoilers#the owl house#toh fanart#toh hunter#emperor belos#technically i guess#ive got such mixed feelings on that episode and no clue how to articulate them im crying in agony ect#joking aside this is probably my favourite piece of owl house art ive ever done lol#belleskiart#image description
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