GOD! I want superhero-setting cities that are colorful! I want SATURATION! And I'm not just fucking talking about your same standard grim-dark NYC but repackaged as vaguely Asian with everything dark except for lots of neon lights I want pride flags and street vendors and tacky ass "our local superhero" branded billboards and tourist shit! I want people to graffiti memes about the local supervillains and flash their tits from their apartment windows when the superhero is flying by! Give me superhero settings with life! With a color pallet more diverse than an emo middle schooler's wardrobe! Cities that people live in!!!
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“Suicide Squad” is not a great film but goddamn it makes me smile.
There, I said it.
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Yes, I mean the first one.
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I'm a Riddler stan. I talk a loot about him. But I never talk about my fav MARVEL supervillan (is not Magneto cause Eric did nothing wrong shut up): DOOM.
So yeah. I have a thing for petty queercoded man-childrem. (Victor please don't murder me, I swear it's a compliment. Eddie, good luck trying you noodle armed bitch boy)
Jokes aside. I do love Doom soo much. He is ridiculous and petty and overdramatic and I adore him. The fact he is one of the feel famous fictional scientists who upon realizing magic exists in their world embraces both science and magic is amazing and he is soo over the top and formal and loud s2.
Also my dislike for almost all things Reed is a plus when talking about loving Doom. (Don't get me wrong I love the Fantastic Four but is very very hard for me to ever like a version or Reed Richards. Ben, Sue and Jhonny are all precious babies though).
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Grade C Assessment Man. One of the less awe inspiring super-villains. His powers include the power to induce strategic learning behaviours, a lack of attention to time management induction gas, and shoots banality rays out of his eyeballs #supervillans #superheroes #teacherjokes (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdaMHYsMZkT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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I think it's really funny that Ace literally tried to kill 3 little girls, stole from stores and banks, then tried to take over Townsville on many occasions, but everyone is mad at him cause he took advantage of Buttercup
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DECADENT SOCIETY: Villan
(for @thelunarsystemwrites 's superhero/villan thingy)
gah! what a meanie....
Powers:
-Summoning Chains
-Wealth
-Intelligence
Weaknesses:
-Easily Angered
-Pretty Depressed
-Coughs Alot (due to smoking)
Villan Name(s)
-Shackles or Cuffs (he doesnt really care)
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Manfred Von Karma: "Now with the power of my emo band of trans women, I have regained my telekinesis!"
Phoenix Wright: "Von Karma no! It's too dangerous!"
Manfred Von Karma: "It is too late Mr. Wright! Behold, as I speak while mewing!"
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imagine hero and villan teaming up against supervillan; they go to their house to get info, but Supervillan comes home too early, so they hide in the nearest.. and also smallest place in the house: the closet.
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Supervillan's closet was small and cramped, leaving them face-to-face with a lack of room to move. Hero's cheek brushed against Villain's nose, close enough for him to feel the villain's breath on his face as they giggled.
"Never figured you were this much of a cuddler." Villan snorted, their back stiff against the closet wall.
The Hero was not amused by this whatsoever, matter of fact, they were irritated being face to face with their very annoying enemy.
"Please.. Villan.. just.. shut the fuck up for once, now is not the time."
"I know you don't like it when people touch you, but I'm just being friendly. We're probably going to be pressed against each other for a while, heh. Might as well get to know me a bit."
"Villan, I'm going to say this once more.. Shut. the. fuck. up. I'm warning you." They grimaced in fear and mild embarrassment.
Viillan sits in silence, their lips pursed.
"..Whatcha gonna do if I don't?"
Suddenly, hero's hand lightly slapped Villain's cheek, causing Villain to jolt back as if someone had zapped them with an electric shock.
"Sorry, jeez."
"Do you want Supervillan to hear us?" Hero began, through gritted teeth "Because that's exactly what's going to happen if you don't--"
All of a sudden, the doorknob turned as the door cracked open.
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Every day I wake up and I'm not a sarcastic supervillain hate-fucking the local hero :(
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Local catboy steals stale blueberry muffin
Ghost belongs to @fizzykitty!
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