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drowninginredink · 2 months

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Any aro/aro-spec hcs for asoue? :)

Yes! Absolutely! Let's go in order from most to least canon!

Lemony Snicket is the most demiromantic and demisexual character to have ever existed and I don't need to say anything else about that.

Montgomery Montgomery literally said "I always meant to find a wife and start a family, but it just keep slipping my mind." That is the single most aro thing I have ever heard.

Similarly, I do not remember what the exact quote is for this one, but Justice Strauss has never married because her one true love is the law. I hate Justice Strauss but that is pretty solid proof that she's aro.

Bertrand Baudelaire. I love aro Bertrand so much. I've got a post about a particular way aroace Bertrand could play out, but like, even if we aren't going with that version of events, I still love aro Bertrand. Aroallo, aroace, just aro, whatever. I love the idea that he was Beatrice's aro best friend that she ended up marrying when romance proved to be too risky in their field.

I really love the idea of Kit as aro (allo) and Dewey was the one relationship she was really able to feel comfortable in. I mean she's probably more aro-spec than aro, but I don't feel like she's a microlabel person. Her and Dewey's relationship is officially romantic, but there's something of a QPR-esque understanding between them. Also they are the most bi4bi couple I have ever seen. Kit is polyamorous and Dewey is monogamous but is totally fine with her having relationships outside of theirs. Look, I know no one ever likes the canon ships in anything, but I really love Kit and Dewey and have spent a lot of time thinking about them and have written almost 4k words of a Kit/Dewey fic I'll probably never finish but do really like.

I have no actual reason that Fernald is aroallo except that I say so and one day I want to write a fic about him and Kit in a situationship. But. He is. He is alloaro and that's the truth.

As for the Baudelaires, I don't have any solid orientation headcanons for them. The answer is usually "I don't care" unless I'm writing a fic where being queer makes them more interesting (shout-out to that lesbian Violet fic I wrote that's on FFN and one day I'll completely overhaul and put on AO3). That said, I do absolutely see Violet and Klaus as not getting into romantic relationships at the very least until after Beatrice and Sunny are adults, because they'd rather stay together as their own family unit, if they ever get into them at all. I see Violet and Klaus staying together even after Sunny and Bea move out and have their own lives. I think they would just rather have each other around than anyone else. Does that make them aro? Not necessarily. Plenty of alloromantic people never get married/have long-term partners, and plenty of aromantics do. But I still think it bears mentioning here. (Sorry to everyone who thinks they'll join back up and get together with the Quagmire they prefer to ship them with, but uh... yeah no, I don't think they see the Quagmires ever again)

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #snicketverse #montegomery montegomery #justice strauss #bertrand baudelaire #kit snicket #fernald asoue #the baudelaire children #the baudelaires #aro headcanon #aro headcanons

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leolingo · 7 months

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the qcellbit qbagi qtubbo siblings hc is kinda like the baudelaires if u think about it . but cellbit is sunny

#is this anything #the vision is crystal clear in my mind #qsmp #kit.txt

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acesophiewalten · 2 years

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violet , klaus , and sunny baudelaire !

Violet:

AUGH VI I LOVE HER,,,I realized I never said anything about my hcs for her, but I love the idea of a Violet who rejects femininity not because she’s “not like other girls” but because she’s like - just fully divorced from it as a concept. The butch lesbian we need but do not deserve. My darling little girl. My skrunkle forever.

Klaus:

KLAUS KLAUS MY MAN MY DUDE,,, he’s The Best I love him so much. I should’ve scribbled the “my opinions would be hitting a bees nest with a bat” because idk I’ve never seen Klaus as like - sort of the sad boi uwu the fandom sometimes makes him into? Like let Klaus be angry let him lash out let him be lonely but not alone

Sunny

BABY BABY BABY !!! She warms the heart and soul. I don’t have much to say about her because she’s - ya know, a baby, and I can’t really develop her all that well, but she’s a darling and I kiss her lovely cheeks!

#asks

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trustsalvatorewriting · 5 years

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Dating Violet Baudelaire Would Include - Headcanons

-she absolutely adores you

-she's really shy about PDA at first,, give her time!! shes trying

-this is partly due to trauma from count olaf. she doesn't want to get too close to anyone because she doesn't want them to get hurt

-whenever shes like this, please just remind her that you love her and that shes safe !!

- when you're in public, shes a total cuddle bug. she loves to be in your arms and just holding onto you while shes sleeping

- she'll get really scared if she wakes up without you so make sure to give her a goodbye kiss before you leave !!

- her family absolutely adores you, they just want to see her happy and they're glad it's with someone like you

- buying her different kinds of ribbons with different designs, she loves every single one of them

- a ton of dates in her inventing room. she just loves being around you and having your company

- if you go on a date in public, it's probably going to be in a library. you guys are 100% that cute couple in the corner of the library

- the librarian ships you two !! whenever you two go into your little corner, she doesn't let anyone bother you

- just a really soft, sweet girlfriend who would do anything for you and loves you unconditionally

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asoue-sideblog · 5 years

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Violet canonically is extremely good with knots, so I imagine learning to tie her shoes was a cakewalk. But lil Klaus probably really struggled with it. I imagine Beatrice and Bertrand trying to walk Klaus through the "the rabbit goes in the hole" mnemonic, while lil Violet goes "Mommy, Daddy, what are you talking about? Klaus, just tie a double slipped reef knot, it's so easy"

anyway Violet tied Klaus's shoes for him until he was like seven. In general she was patient with him being littler and clumsier, but she didn't really get that she was unusually good at knots rather than him being unusually terrible at them. Plus it was frustrating for her to be done getting ready to go somewhere or play outside, only to have to wait on standby for Klaus to try and fail enough times that he gave up and asked for her help anyway. Their parents would ask her to tie his shoes for him sometimes so she didn't get why she couldn't just do it all the time. Eventually either their parents caught on or Klaus started insisting he was a big boy and could do it himself.

#asoue #asoue hc #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #i think she was trying to come up with a machine to tie sunny's shoes #in one of the books #so theres some support for her finding that part of childcare tedious #if im remembering right at least #baudelaire children #baudelaire parents #beatrice baudelaire #bertrand baudelaire

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donotbelasagne · 6 years

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Violet Baudelaire

Sooooo I've read a lotta posts about the lesbian Violet HC, but has anyone mentioned the fact that lesbian/bisexual women used to give the lady they fancied violets.

Her name's just really gay.

#asoue #asoue netflix #a series of unfortunate events #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #count olaf #lesbian violet baudelaire #lgbt #violets #wlw #gay #lesbian #bisexual #bisexual women #hc #asoue hc

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constancecontraire · 4 years

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i do hc that hector was h. anwhistle (although that also builds off an assumption that is. not exactly canon either) simply because piecing together an anwhistle family history makes a lot of... sense when you incorporate him into it. because both hector and ike seem to have left vfd—hector is living in the village of fowl devotees while ike and josephine have moved to lake lachrymose, and none of them seem particularly involved with vfd by the time the baudelaires meet them—so there’s the concept of gregor’s death possibly disillusioning both hector and ike and causing them to leave the organization.

moreover (this might be less relevant but) as far as we know, hector and ike’s occupations are handyman and grammarian (i considered musician or hirudinologist for ike too but josephine did say “partner in grammar”) which is... quite similar to a violet and klaus dynamic but less tied to vfd? like handyman and grammarian are more practical, mundane versions of inventor and researcher. (tangentially, does this make gregor sunny?) and idk if this is strong enough reasoning to point to hector and ike being siblings but i do think it’s an interesting parallel.

#yes i looked up what a leech scientist is called specifically for this post #dear dairy #asoue #anwhistle brothers

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kitsnicket · 5 years

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I have a hc that the Baudelaires call bea II “Bumblebee”. Like Violet tucks her in, and says “Night, Bumblebee.” Klaus is teaching her to read with like. Fucking philosophy books, or something. And he pats her on the head and shit I lost the thought. Um right. The Baudelaires love their daughter and they give her cute petnames. Also Sunny and Carm BOTH make buzzing sounds at her, but separately. Thank you, that is all.

I have no idea if tumblr is glitching or if you sent this twice but I loved reading it again so thank you

#correspondence #anonymous

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virtualfindingsdocumented · 5 years

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Post canon Baudelaires, Bea included and also any other living family members and friends she manages to adopt, doing together all the cliche self care routines you can think of. They do face masks together every week, Bea always gets bubble baths, also she makes Lemony take breaks from work to watch kitty videos with her, they take walks together on Briny Beach when it’s safe, Sunny makes sure to prepare healthy meals while keeping them taste and diverse. Each of them engaging in their interests just for fun again.

(We all know that those things don’t do miracles for one’s mental health but they have many positive effects and these kids deserve it. My hc also includes Klaus reading on psychology and trauma and coping and sharing what he learns with the others.)

#from the volunteer #save

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ven10 · 4 months

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Quagmires triplets number 5, 6, and 13 please

5: My favourite ship of them

Isadora/Violet as that’s what I’ve read the most fics+seen the most artwork of regarding Isadora in a romantic relationship however I like the concept of Isadora/Fiona too but would need a lil more convincing.🖤💜✒️🔧

Duncan/Klaus: it’s wholesome+they are compatible. I like the thought of them nerding out together. Also researcher/journalist? Even their interests fit! Not to mention that they would both be impossibly awkward whilst trying to flirt before getting together. :)💚💙📝📰📘

Quigley/Violet: idk man it’s just a lovely ship. (Very lovely indeed.)🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫨🫨🫨😌😌😌💜💜

Fr tho I think it’s something to do with those 2 characters who have had to be fiercely independent for so long learning to rely on each other. I also feel like their romantic dynamic is the most chaotic+interesting out of all of them too, like it’d by no means be a smooth relationship but it’d be a worthy one. They’d be good for each other.

6: My least favourite ship of them

Isadora/Klaus: Nah, they’re Friends. +it’s a great friendship too, I’d say their friendship is worth more than their romance would be.

Duncan/Carmelita: No. She bullied him the ENTIRE time. They have 0 chemistry. They have very little in common, i.e, nothing to bond over. Unless you imagine them getting nostalgic over how Carmelita bullied him for being an orphan which just…no…that’s about the furthest from romance there is.

Quigley/Carmelita: I’d hope Quigley would have better taste. Although, it would be hilarious if after reuniting with his siblings then they’re about to tell him all about their awful time at Prufrock when Quigley is like “Wait! First let me introduce you to my girlfriend!” Then the gf is Carmelita 😬😬😬

13: Your favourite friendship they have

Isadora+Klaus: they bond over books of literary analysis+pull faces at each other in class :)

Duncan+Sunny who he was willing to protect via kicking a fake version of her round in a circle. His heart was there even if his brain wasn’t.

Quigley+Violet. It was a tough choice between Vi and Quigley’s notebook which kept him from being lonely on his travels 😀

Thanks for the ask, I’m always happy to talk about the Quagmire triplets!!! :D

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gellavonhamster · 5 years

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sugar bowl generation headcanons

Beatrice

short and delicate-looking but actually very strong and Sporty™

knew Olaf since early childhood and often visited his family home. She never liked his parents that much but she was still conflicted and extremely upset when she was tasked with killing them

the girl everyone (with a few exceptions, Olaf first and foremost) wants either to be or to be with

had a penchant for writing very witty and biting epigrams about the people she disliked

the first time she slept with Bertrand was after that very night at the opera. They were both confused and miserable and wanted someone to hold them but neither of them thought themselves a good enough person to deserve someone innocent, someone who doesn't know what they did, to hold them, and then it just... happened. She was still dating Lemony at the time.

Bertrand

had blond hair (Sunny takes after him), wore glasses (I guess it could be said that Klaus takes after him)

mostly worked in the theatre as a stagehand, building sets and props, but occasionally took part in performances too, usually filling in for one actor or another

kept in touch with Theodora after finishing his apprenticeship

used to sing while cooking dinner

the nicest, politest person you'll ever meet but could also obliterate you with a couple of words (usually preferred not to)

didn’t really like Beatrice that much before they started working together on the poison darts mission - thought her to be too pretentious and loud

Lemony

tried growing a moustache as an experiment once and it was Terrible

has always been rather chubby; sometimes it bothers him but only because it means he can't always squeeze through a hole in the fence/a porthole/etc. when in need of escape

used to play the accordion for his friends at the parties

has a quite beautiful singing voice but usually is embarrassed to sing (Beatrice was usually successful at persuading him to do it though)

tried to hate Bertrand at first and failed spectacularly and was mad at himself because of that

since Stain'd-by-the-Sea, has killed in self-defence in a fight a couple of times but has never murdered anyone anymore like he murdered Hangfire

once dreamed of reforming VFD (actual volunteering instead of kidnapping, no more separating children from their families and so on) but by the time of after The End, when the organization is completely in shambles and many volunteers (for example, R) believe that now is the perfect time to rebuild it basically from scratch, he does not want to be part of this anymore - partly because most of the volunteers (except for, again, R, and some other people) now see him as a traitor for exposing so much VFD secrets, and partly because he'd rather spend his time helping his niece find the Baudelaires

rest of the squad under read more because this post got out of control

Jacques

had always been considered attractive by everyone (despite the unibrow)

the "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" kind of guy

usually the designated driver at parties

learned to drive at the age of, like, ten, but insisted on getting a real driving licence when he got old enough for this. As a result, had a legal licence and a bunch of fake ones for VFD missions

usually carried a small photo camera with him

prior to "recruitment" he befriended Jerome and managed to stay friends with him throughout their lives even though they could not meet as often as they both would've loved to. Had always suspected that Jerome is in love with him; loved him back but knew that being involved with anyone from VFD would be too dangerous for Jerome who, despite many good qualities that Jacques loved about him, was not a fighter at all. Tried to fill the void with various on-and-off relationships with other volunteers, such as Olivia and Frank, but never really got over Jerome

Kit

liked wearing men's clothes and strict/business women's clothes

usually kept her hair in a bun or a ponytail but every time she let it down everyone noticed how beautiful it was

very good at physics and engineering

Lemony didn't know it but she kept in touch with Ellington after their escape from the prisoner wagon. They were always on the verge of romantic relationship but avoided it because E, naturally, did not want to have anything to do with VFD, while K couldn't imagine her life without it

was a heavy smoker but quit after finding out she's expecting

her pregnancy was absolutely unplanned but she decided to keep the baby for a number of reasons, such as that she might not be able to get pregnant later due to her age and that there was actually no time and/or opportunity for her to have an abortion safely

Olaf

had dyslexia (hence problems with spelling but being good at anagrams). Sometimes asked Kit to read him books out loud

his relationship with his parents has never been that great; what devastated him the most was not so much their sudden death (though it was undoubtedly shocking) as the fact that his friends (and, for all their conflicts, he still considered Beatrice his best friend) betrayed him

his propensity for alcohol is partly genetic - his father didn't drink too often, but when he did, he went on long drinking sprees

used to dress like a greaser in his youth - leather jackets, dark sunglasses, all that jazz

sometimes when he (tol) and Beatrice (smol) would stand next to each other, he would put his elbow or his chin on top of her head; it annoyed her extremely

had a crush on Josephine in his early teenage years but she rejected him quite brutally. That old grudge was part of the reason why his plan of getting her out of the way included seducing her

Esme

has never been recruited by VFD - she just befriended Beatrice and Olaf and, being nosy, soon started to find out more and more about VFD. They thought her a potentially useful associate so eventually she became quite closely involved with the organization

her parents were rich, bought her whatever she wanted, and made sure she got a good education but never really cared about her that much or showed her love. In other words, her childhood was very much like Carmelita's

used to shoplift (makeup, jewellery, similar small objects) for fun as a teen

actually really good at math and finances

she wasn't the one who burned down the Baudelaire mansion, and she cried with rage when she found out Beatrice was dead. She wanted revenge and now she couldn't have it - it was almost as if even in death B did everything she could to do her dirty one last time

survived the hotel fire but was arrested a short time after for a variety of crimes she committed together with Olaf. Nevertheless, managed to get acquitted on all charges and became an even more popular celebrity because of the media coverage of her trial. Many years later, already after her death, a Chicago-like musical about her life was staged. It was wildly inaccurate and romanticized her and her relationship with Olaf to no end, but the public loved it. The adult Beatrice Baudelaire II, being a true niece of her uncle, wrote a scorching review of it, but it didn't really alter anyone's opinion.

her mother was French Canadian and her father was Black Canadian

doesn't like cigarettes but occasionally smokes her late dad's pipe

her mother was not a member of VFD but still an associate and agreed to let her daughter be taken in return for them aiding her in politics. Because of her mother’s connection to VFD, R was allowed to spend much more time with her family than other young recruits ever had a chance to

she and Lemony were already close friends by the time they both realized they're in love with Beatrice, and they resolved not to let this ruin their friendship. For some time, they both courted B, waiting for her to decide whom she likes best. When B chose L, R felt quite miserable but managed to let go of her feelings as time passed. She never forgot Beatrice, but she's had multiple relationships after her

there was a brief period when her family thought she and Lemony were dating, which they found both awkward and hilarious. They've never felt anything but friendship towards each other. On several occasions they fell asleep in one bed and never found anything weird about it

after the hotel fire and the almost complete collapse of VFD, she is leading the fraction that believes that the organization's ways should be changed (see the last point in hcs about Lemony above)

Monty

used to send his friends postcards from his travels, making sure to code the messages and the return addresses

gave names to each and every animal living under his care. For example, his Virginian Wolfsnake was called Mrs. Dalloway

had his iconic snaketache (snake moustache) since he was like 19

loved gestures of platonic affection but was always careful not to kiss or hug people who do not like being touched

was the reason many VFD gents realized they weren’t straight (”ok, it’s Monty, everyone is lowkey crushing on Monty... wait, he’s a guy tho”)

has killed more than once and aided in even more murders by providing poisons to his associates. Wasn’t proud of it and often wondered if there was another way. Actually carried a lot of sadness inside him but always tried to mask it with jokes and persuade himself to be optimistic

Josephine

good at boxing, fencing, swimming, arm wrestling... like, Beatrice was Sporty™, but Josephine was the Sportiest™

also good at dances like boogie-woogie and swing

had a wonderful infectious laughter :’)

to ask her out, Ike sent her a letter with some mistakes, she started correcting them automatically and realized that the wrong letters formed the phrase “I like you”. She found it clever and cute, and went on a date with him

I feel like I’ve seen this idea somewhere before but I can’t recall where... anyway... she was more interested in descriptive grammar and the development of language before losing Ike but then started to concentrate on prescriptive grammar because she subconsciously sought something stable and predictable in her shattered life

Widdershins

claims that Melville is his favourite writer but hasn’t actually read anything by him apart from Moby-Dick. His associates quickly found it out by dropping references to Billy Budd, Bartleby, the Scrivener, and other Melville’s works

there was a time when he kept borrowing money from his friends (usually small sums to buy cigarettes or beer or something) and returning it months later or never at all. It became a subject for many inside jokes within his friend circle. Is this point inspired by Netflix? Yes, it is

I blame this post for giving me the headcanon that he and Monty had a short-lived but passionate affair in their youth, which they both recalled fondly later

survived the Great Unknown but was badly wounded (including losing his leg... yeah, I’m sneaking in another Moby-Dick reference, why the hell not). That and the fear of running into the Great Unknown once more prevented him from ever going to sea again. He found it difficult to adapt to life on land, feeling himself useless without his submarine, took up drinking and would’ve become an alcoholic it wasn’t for his stepchildren and Hector controlling him

Hector

he’s the H on the Anwhistle branch of the family tree in TUA, but not an Anwhistle by blood. His parents were family friends who died when he was a baby, and the Anwhistle parents adopted him

his parents were Mexican, and he tried to reconnect with his heritage by researching traditions and culture and literature. All the Mexican dishes he cooks he learned to cook by himself

apart from hot air balloons, can fly and work with dirigibles and other aerostats

witnessed many terrible things, including gruesome deaths of several associates, and begged the higher-ranking firefighters to transfer him to some quieter position. They could see clearly that he wasn’t fit for dangerous tasks anymore, and he got relocated to the Village of Fowl Devotees. As the organization became increasingly scattered, whatever he was supposed to be in charge with was forgotten, and so was he

after TVV he keeps seeing Jacques in his nightmares, dying again and again and reminding how H failed him and the Baudelaires

part of my headcanon about him, the Quagmires, and the Widdershins sticking together after surviving the Great Unknown is H and W having a relationship that’s like 50% “why you. Out of all my associates I’m left with you and I never even really liked you, WHY” and 50% doing household chores together in comfortable silence. At some point they start referring to the triplets, Fiona, and Fernald collectively as “our children” and neither remembers who started it

Olivia

had two sisters - M(iranda) and N; by the time of TCC hasn’t seen either of them in years

loved wearing lots of jewellery - big dangly earrings, bracelets, rings

owned a Tarot card pack that belonged to her grandmother

good at engineering and working with various machines

she and Jacques had sex a number of times and she would’ve loved for it to turn into a more serious relationship but she knew that deep down he loved someone else

The Denouements

Frank was born first, then Ernest, and Dewey was the last

D faked his death when he was about 16 because the VFD higher-ups ordered the Denouements to make sure the firestarters believed there were only two of them now. He volunteered, knowing that his brothers were better at running the hotel and working with people, a decision he came to regret later

D fell in love with Kit when she was still dating Olaf. They didn’t become a couple until a year or two before the events of ASOUE

F was Jacques’s another occasional bedfellow. In contrast to Olivia, he never showed how much he really cared about J (and he cared much more than he would’ve preferred to)

E met Fernald a number of times before ASOUE and often flirted with him in a way of “if you’re up for it, I’m in”. He pitied the young man because he knew Olaf would hardly ever return Fernald’s feelings

both F and E liked D more than each other and had a “I wish you were dead instead” moment after his death. After losing their hotel to the fire, they wanted to go their separate ways but soon understood they still need each other. They moved to a European country called Zubrovka to work in the famous hotel there

The Sebalds

Gustav was 2-3 years older than Sally

when they were kids, they used to write plays and put them on at the family gatherings using their toys and handmade sets. One of such gatherings was visited by a distant relative who was in VFD. Some days later, they were “recruited”

all of Gustav’s films are incredibly low-budget and fastly made and all his friends have starred in at least one of them because it usually went like... Headquarters: we need a film with this and that secret message to be shown at this and that cinema in five days. Gustav, mass texting his friends: guys who’s free this weekend, I have another movie to make

Gustav and Monty were dating

Sally dated R at some point (Monty introduced her to R)

after The End Sally, like R, is one of those volunteers who advocate for reforming the organization and dropping its old ways

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unfortunate-stranger-losers · 5 years

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(Liz) Kali, Beatrice II, and Friday for the hc meme?

OH NICE

Kali Prasad

Headcanon A (realistic): While she doesn’t get to engage in hobbies often, Kali’s actually a very good artist, and she really enjoys painting, especially since she can sometimes create an illusion and use it as a base image.

Headcanon B (while it may not be realistic it is hilarious): Kali has absolutely no sense of social norms, and she is fully aware of this and does not give a fuck. Who has time to care about what girls should and shouldn’t do when she’s got revenge to get?

Headcanon C (heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends): She will never admit it, but she’s almost completely forgotten her biological family by this point. El and her Gang are the only family she truly knows.

Headcanon D (unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own): In the occasion that she meets the rest of the Party, she is both Nancy and Max’s Bi Awakening™ as well as the reason Erica begs Lucas to get her a leather jacket for her birthday.

Beatrice Baudelaire II

(based mainly on the books)

Headcanon A (realistic): When she was a baby, Bea was only soothed by the sound of the ocean when she was fussy. Even as she got older, she always found the beach very calming.

Headcanon B (while it may not be realistic it is hilarious): She is a bit “out of touch” with what normal kids do, mainly because her and the Baudelaires were on the run for a good while, and Klaus was in charge of homeschooling her and Sunny. While she could get along fine in a conversation with kids her age, she gets surprised when she finds out it’s abnormal for ten-year-olds to have read Les Mis, and she and Sunny have their own Memes that only they understand.

Headcanon C (heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends): She’d been separated from the Baudelaires for almost four years by the time she managed to contact Lemony, due to being abducted by VFD. She doesn’t know this, but since Sunny and her had been in an argument before her recruitment, Sunny blamed herself for a very long time, though of course nobody else did.

Headcanon D (unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own): Beatrice is a lot more manipulative of VFD- both sides of the schism- than literally anyone suspects; she wants to reunite with her guardians, and she doesn’t care what she has to do to accomplish that goal. She’s set quite a few more fires than she thinks the Baudelaires and Uncle Lemony would like.

Friday Caliban

(definitely based more on the books bc netflix don’t interact)

Headcanon A (realistic): Assuming she survives the Medusoid Mycelium, Friday grows up to be a Researcher, similar to Klaus. She’s a little Ravenclaw, and the second she could get her hands on books, there was no stopping her.

Headcanon B (while it may not be realistic it is hilarious): She ended up taking care of Inky, at least until she should potentially see the Baudelaires again. While Inky is very much opposed to hurting anyone, it is still very threatening to see a young girl running down the street with an intimidating black snake draped across her shoulders.

Headcanon C (heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends): Friday ends up joining VFD, if only temporarily, in order to find her Father, and because she found out the Baudelaires were once a part of it, so it can’t be that bad, right? A lot of their more shady practices don’t phase her, because they’re what she’s become used to throughout her life.

Headcanon D (unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own): Very similar to my Ellington unrealistic headcanon, sorry: Friday eventually comes across the Quagmires and Fiona, and ends up bonding with Fiona quite a bit. The older children may-or-may-not have “kidnapped” her away from her chaperones, oops.

Send a character’s name to receive four different headcanons!

#asoue #asoue netflix #a series of unfortunate events #stranger things #kali prasad #beatrice snicket #friday caliban #headcanons ask meme #mine #ask #asoue-sideblog

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nonbinary-safe-haven · 6 years

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sunny baudelaire (a series of unfortunate events) discovers upon growing up that they're nonbinary! (It's fun to make hcs about characters who are babies)

Seems only fair that the baudeliare kids come in the whole set -Mod Jordan

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gcnnyweasleys · 7 years

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asoue headcanons

the baudelaire siblings’ sexuality hcs!!

violet: the biggest bisexual u have ever met goodbye. i would say pansexual? but for some reason i dont see that,, and u know she and quigley had a Thing but i dont think she’d be 100% hetero

klaus: a True heterosexual asexual boy!!!! if u think klaus baudelaire is anything but asexual you are sorely mistaken (he just seems averse to that stuff imo)

sunny: kinda hard to tell due to the fact that she’s a baby/toddler for the duration of the series, but i feel like sunny would be a beautiful lesbian flower once she grows up ?? i just get that vibe u feel

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trustsalvatorewriting · 6 years

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The Addams Family Adopt the Baudelaires - Headcanons

trust's note: i saw a post where someone recommended an au where the baudelaires get adopted by the addams family, sooooo

-when count olaf first hears about it, he laughs

-because he'd already killed so many people before and taken them down. what was another four?

-but then him and his associates arrive at the house and everyone else is just,,, gone

-like "we'll meet you at the next guardian's house"

-because they're not trying to die

-and when the baudelaires first arrive, klaus is like "nope"

-because the house is already really intimidating and the last time they saw a house as bad as this, it was count olaf's

-and violet is still really scared but she's convinced herself that it was going to be fine and that they really had no other choice, because some protection from count olaf was better than none

-scared sh*tless when they actually meet gomez and morticia because holy crap they're tall and actually really pale and they're wearing all black are they vampires violet i think they're vampires vIOLET

-start calming down when they see wednesday and pugsley, because that probably means that they're actually good with kids and they're not just after their fortune

-sunny says soemthing about how creepy they all are and morticia immediately understands her

-"sodneosnosjf" "that's particularly rude"

-the banker thinks they're a bad excuse for a guardian but the baudelaires drown it out because what does he know?

-the addams family is actually really nice to them and wednesday, sunny and violet bond over shared interest of inventions (except wednesday's ideas are hella dark, of course)

-gomez brings klaus to their library and oh my god this boy is aMAZED

-"a library is like an island in a vast sea of ignorance" "you want to go to an island??? im afraid we cant do that. wednesday can't swim." "wait no--"

-count olaf first tries to get into their house by disguising himself as a plumber

-wednesday opens the door looking hella bored as she listens to him try to explain himself

-slams the door in his face mid-sentence

-his next effort is to try and chase after pugsley on his way to school.

-he poisons one of his sandwiches when he leaves it unattended, and hides behind a bush when he comes back

-when pugsley doesnt die and just keeps eating the sandwich hes like ?????????

-did i grab the wrong sandwich?????? is he eating the wrong sandwich?????

-yeah no it's the right sandwich

-he straight up cLIMBS ONTO THE BALCONY AT ONE POINT AND BREAKS INTO MORTICIA AND GOMEZ'S BEDROOM AND STABS GOMEZ IN THE STOMACH AND HE??? DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH??????

-yeah hes thrown off the balcony and ends up breaking his arm after that

-this boy comes back a fOURTH. TIME.

-this time the addams actually invite him in for dinner

-and the baudelaires are like wHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT NO STOP THAT

-they don't stop that

-the addams are making casual conversation and wednesday eventually gets bored and pours poison into his drink

-"violet, sunny, klaus, please go to your rooms. we have some business to take care of"

-liTERALLY WHILE HE WAS DYING

-they cry when the addams finally finish out the paperwork

-"violet, klaus, and sunny addams"

-the baudelaires live a happy and pleasant life with the addams family because that's what they deserved from the beginning and you can't convince me otherwise bye

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