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natalia, 30, dracula (1897) enthusiast in her one piece era. the world is quiet here.
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Listen up all you horny Dracula fans
You have been given an unlimited budget and an unlimited run time to make your ideal adaptation of Dracula. You can be as faithful or unfaithful as you want, it's all up to you, with one caveat:
Dracula has to have a relationship, sexual or romantic or both, with one of the humans.
Now if I just made a poll right here, the answer would overwhelmingly be Jonathan Harker. Let's be real. Even if you don't personally ship it, he's the one Dracula spends the most time with, he's the one Dracula declares to be his and stares at while saying "I too can love," Jonathan's plot parallels so many damn "pretty lady with dangerous man" narratives like Bluebeard and Scheherazade and so on and so forth, it all writes itself
so I have removed him as a choice because I'm genuinely curious as to who your second choice would be and why
Personally my vote would be Lucy both because she's the only person who doesn't outright hate Dracula (mostly because she never met him while conscious) and also they're parallels to each other in some ways (he has the three brides, she has the three suitors, etc) but I would be interested to see what everybody else is shipping, give me your sexy vampire thesis
#pre-dracula daily fandom made me a vancula truther. old man yaoi etc.#dracula#bram stoker#count dracula#abraham van helsing
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been tagged in a couple of writing games lately
Firstly, the Last Line Game from @enchi-elm (thank you! <3): Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence. I guess that would be the last line from the latest fic I published, genre conventions (though I honestly don't remember if it was actually the last line of it I wrote, or I added any other line while proofreading/translating it):
But so does he, so she finds she doesn’t really mind.
And the second one, the WIP ask game from @patron-saints (and thank you, friend ❤): in a new post, post the names of the files in your wip folder regardless of how nondescriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet and tell us about it! If you don't write, list your art wips! The problem is, it has historically been so that I give my fic files very boring names of the fandom + number kind, and those names explain nothing. And I don't write very often, and when I do, it is usually one fic at a time (I don't even have a separate WIP folder), so the only title I can offer is:
musketeers2
plus, to borrow your phrase, a couple of UFOs (unfinished objects) that are just a couple of paragraphs each and are highly unlikely to become something bigger ever:
fdtd (I posted one of the snippets I have there as every day is a new discovery, but the rest of what I have there hasn't become anything)
skwad2
and that's it :( a boring answer, but the only kind I have if I'm gonna be honest.
Tagging @kcrabb88, @afoxnamedmulder, @mushiemellows, @moldygreenblue, and @beatricebidelaire - you can pick whichever of the two ask games you like the most, or do both, or do neither if you would prefer not to :)
#talk talk#ask memes#if anyone actually wants a little snippet based on these ridiculously nondescript titles pls bear in mind that these files are in russian#so i'll have to translate these lines first and that might take a little more time
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horse boy gawain
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A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
2004 | dir. Brad Silberling
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It's never felt more like a 'Fuck western lefties' time for Iranians than now! My people are struggling socially and economically under the rule of a fascist dictator terrorist regime, getting beaten, murdered and silenced by a corrupt government, that is vastly unpopular, day in day out. Now we're at the brink of a costly war on top of everything. And western left wingers are CHEERING ON THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC! Twitter and Instagram are full of dumb westerners acting like the IR is some kind of hero here. Fuckin hell. Two terrorist regimes are going at each other, the result is going to be more misery and civilian deaths. More destruction and casualties. There's nothing to cheer for here.
I can just hope this won't escalate into another humanitarian crisis. God knows the world doesn't need more war and loss of innocent lives right now.
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Let's roll the dice and we'll both make our moves
Playing like lovers do
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HUNGRY DAYS × Zoro Saga
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A Pre-Raphaelite mermaid, inspired by Florence Welch and painter John William Waterhouse.
Made with ink, watercolor and pencil colors.
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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
🎬 Peter Jackson
+ IMDb trivia
#lord of the rings#j. r. r. tolkien#my friend and i rewatched it recently and among other things she told me about mckellen banging his head on the ceiling
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I did not see because I did not wish to see.
The Prince of Egypt (1998) dir. Brenda Chapman, Steve Hickner & Simon Wells
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i get so feral thinking about usopp’s relationship with giants in the series. he was so inspired by broggy and dory as warriors and became even more motivated to reach his dream,,,,, he exposed the lies of the world government to the giants at eneis lobby thereby helping them and his crew,,,,, a giant lifted him up and proclaimed him a god after he fought for the tontatta!!!! idk something about lil ol usopp constantly making connections with some of the strongest beings makes me so emotional. if usopp doesn’t have the best arc of all time when we get to elbaf i will be rioting and storming oda’s home
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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