eddie: *accidentally hits steve in the face*
eddie’s high af mind: *trying to decide between saying ‘are you okay’ and ‘i’m sorry*
eddie: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
steve: *chokes back tears* w-why-
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*Steve wakes up to Eddie next to him*
Eddie: How'd you sleep last night?
Steve, sitting up fast: WHAT THE HELL??
Eddie: *falls to the floor*
Steve: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!
Eddie: I had a nightmare.
Steve: You had a nightmare? What are you five years old?!
Eddie: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this peversed power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there.
Steve: *sarcastically* Ah yes, how high and mighty I am up on my TWIN XL.
Eddie: That is not what I meant.
Steve: Silence in the presence of your king! Who sleeps a lofty 12 AND A HALF INCHES above the ground.
Eddie: Listen, I'm not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up into your bed and I'm sure you did too.
Steve: *sarcastically* Yeah, okay.
Eddie: You know what? I wanna know. How'd you sleep last night?
Steve: *sighs*
Steve, mumbling: That was the best I've slept in a while.
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Mike: I don’t have the energy for this.
Will: For what?
Mike: *gestures vaguely*
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Will: How long does dress shopping usually take?
Mike: Knowing El and Max...
Lucas: ...we're doomed.
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eddie: i want to be a caterpillar.
steve: explain?
eddie: eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
steve: you know they also have a life span of like two weeks right?
eddie: that is a highlight
steve: eDdIe nO
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robin: the doctor said i’m perfectly fine. except for this burn scar. and this broken rib- that’s right next to two other broken ribs.
nancy: did the doctor clear you or not?
robin: he did not alright lets get to work.
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eddie: *staring at a pregnant woman in public*
steve: she has a baby in her belly.
eddie: *whispering* she ate it.
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eddie: my boyfriend isn’t home and i forget the english word for something and its bAd
dustin: i will assist???
eddie: you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes it sometimes
dustin: hermit crab?
eddie: THATS THE BITCH.
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Steve: I'm at a loss for words.
[later]
Dustin: Despite being at loss for words, he yelled at me for 45 minutes.
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dustin: hey steve, did you know that ‘thot’ means ‘thoughtful person’?
steve: really?
[later]
steve: thanks for helping me hook up the wifi, eddie. you’re such a thot.
eddie: *chokes* i’m a WHAT
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dustin: you wanna hear a chemistry joke?
mike: ...
dustin: is that a no?
mike: i’m sorry did you want a reaction?
dustin: *giggles and high-fives mike*
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steve peeling a banana: may I take your jacket, sir? lol
robin: do you think other people can’t hear you?
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Nancy: Why are Steve and Eddie sitting with their backs to each other?
Robin: They are fighting.
Nancy: Why are they holding hands then?
Robin: They get sad when they fight.
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Dustin: Sleeping is nice because you’re not exactly dead but you’re not awake so it’s a win-win situation.
Max: it’s like being dead without the commitment
Mike: an open relationship with death
Lucas: an every night stand
*from afar*
Fruity Four: *absolutely horrified*
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dustin’s mother: dustin said a bad word at school today
eddie: shit, why?
steve: what the fuck happened?
robin: where the hell did he get that from?
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hopper: (side-eyeing murray) (speaking in russian that he learned from prison) so murray, what are we doing for dinner tomorrow?
murray: (in russian) i’m not particular, why are you glaring at the child crow?
hopper: (still in russian) you mean mike? i’m trying to get him to back off and leave el. do you like chinese?
murray: (again in russian) *mad scientist smile at eleven* yeah i love chinese food.
hopper and murray: (scowling at mike and eleven)
mike: does your dad know that i’m with will now?
el: no i would never out you guys. just put your hands up and back away.
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