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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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eddie: *accidentally hits steve in the face*

eddie’s high af mind: *trying to decide between saying ‘are you okay’ and ‘i’m sorry*

eddie: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

steve: *chokes back tears* w-why-

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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Steve: We call that a traumatic event.

Steve, turning to Argyle: Not a “bruh moment.”

Steve, turning to Robin: Not a “major L.”

Steve, turning to Eddie: And definitely not an “OOF lmao.”

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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eddie: i want to be a caterpillar.

steve: explain?

eddie: eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

steve: you know they also have a life span of like two weeks right?

eddie: that is a highlight

steve: eDdIe nO

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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robin: the doctor said i’m perfectly fine. except for this burn scar. and this broken rib- that’s right next to two other broken ribs.

nancy: did the doctor clear you or not?

robin: he did not alright lets get to work.

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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eddie: *staring at a pregnant woman in public*

steve: she has a baby in her belly.

eddie: *whispering* she ate it.

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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eddie: my boyfriend isn’t home and i forget the english word for something and its bAd

dustin: i will assist???

eddie: you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes it sometimes

dustin: hermit crab?

eddie: THATS THE BITCH.

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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Steve: I'm at a loss for words.

[later]

Dustin: Despite being at loss for words, he yelled at me for 45 minutes.

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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dustin: hey steve, did you know that ‘thot’ means ‘thoughtful person’?

steve: really?

[later]

steve: thanks for helping me hook up the wifi, eddie. you’re such a thot.

eddie: *chokes* i’m a WHAT

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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dustin: you wanna hear a chemistry joke?

mike: ...

dustin: is that a no?

mike: i’m sorry did you want a reaction?

dustin: *giggles and high-fives mike*

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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steve peeling a banana: may I take your jacket, sir? lol

robin: do you think other people can’t hear you?

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 1 year

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Nancy: Why are Steve and Eddie sitting with their backs to each other?

Robin: They are fighting.

Nancy: Why are they holding hands then?

Robin: They get sad when they fight.

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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Dustin: Sleeping is nice because you’re not exactly dead but you’re not awake so it’s a win-win situation.

Max: it’s like being dead without the commitment

Mike: an open relationship with death

Lucas: an every night stand

*from afar*

Fruity Four: *absolutely horrified*

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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dustin’s mother: dustin said a bad word at school today

eddie: shit, why?

steve: what the fuck happened?

robin: where the hell did he get that from?

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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Dustin: *lips completely silver* I wanted silver M&Ms but they don’t make those so I spray-painted regular ones.

Eddie: Well you can’t eat them now.

Dustin: *panicked* ...Well yeah, obviously.

Steve: Go throw up.

Dustin: But I didn’t ea-

Steve: Go throw up.

Dustin: *green* okay...

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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Dustin: So let me get this straight-

Steve: More like, let me run this bi you.

El: Let’s see how this pans out.

Robin: Lesbi honest with each other.

Mike: Let me ace-ss the situation.

Eddie: Let’s queer the air.

Will: I’m gay.

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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years

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robin: hey, i’m going to mcdonald’s you guys want anything?

nancy: I want barb to be alive

dustin: I want eddie back

lucas: i want max to wake up

robin:

robin: i have like, $12

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