Batman when Superman tries to carry him: *angry, scowling, flips Superman off, only concedes when it's absolutely necessary*
Tim: *makes the uppy motion at Kon when he needs to reach something on a high shelf*
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Hot bath
Dream: is.. a cold hose... abnormal?
Hob: ... HOW cold?....
Bonus:
Dream's been clean for awhile. But Hob just keeps pouring hot water because he can tell Dream likes it.
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any other short kings out there with the step stool for when she needs a Really Good Hug?
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Did they just give Fernando a step stool to stand next to Jessica and Lance?? Coz last time i checked he ain't taller than Lance. Anyway Dope merches but not affordable cost for broke homies
Blud's standing in a step stool coz he's not covering the frame
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youre built like lucas lee from scott pilgrim takes off /pos
it's always so funny to me when people are like "you're built like a brick shithouse" bc im actually pretty short (5'4) and it's very evident when i actually stand next to anything at all so here's me next to a normal sized door and in my bf's shirt
more of like a brick shit-shed i guess?
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the solution to the bokris height difference for ~various activities~ is clearly kris going out and buying bojan a box to stand on akjsskdhjsdhs
"get the dick-sucking stool babe, let me take care of you <3"
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