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aibouart · 10 months
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im a gnome
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inzomniv · 1 year
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haha fursona go brrrrrrrrr (they not exactly like me but i connect to them lol) original design by @/frenesi on th art by me
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sonjabysonjamorgan · 1 year
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i changed my lock screen to a picture of my and my toddler nephew and he always yells “CHEEEEESE” for pics so every time i look at my phone i say cheese cuz he is mid-yell in it
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seelied · 2 years
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went to the store for cheese and watched a man steal (?) all of the cheese i had wanted in front of me
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diorsluv · 3 months
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feather , part 32
“ you miss me? ”
series m. list previous chapter next chapter
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yourusername hughes appreciation post has come! (they wouldn’t leave me alone until i swore i would do it)
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mackie.samo when did luke let you put flowers in his hair??
→ yourusername senior year 🙏🙏
→ lhughes_06 IT WAS FOR PROM OKAY
→ mackie.samo awww were you each others’ prom date??
→ yourusername yes 🙄
→ edwards.73 YOU OWE ME $50 mackie.samo
→ lhughes_06 you guys bet on us going to prom together??? a year after prom??
→ markestapa yes
username44 luke’s second pic 🥰
username98 OH MY GOD QUINNN
→ yourusername THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING
markestapa that pasta was fire esp with the cheese on top
→ yourusername mark.. we don’t have cheese
→ markestapa WAS THAT HIS FUCKING DANDRUFF
→ trevorzegras LMFAOOOO
→ jackhughes I DON’T HAVE DANDRUFF
→ colecaufield explain the “cheese” 🤨 jackhughes
→ jackhughes no further comment.
_quinnhughes hey wait my pics aren’t bad
→ yourusername EXACTLY I’M NOT THAT MEAN
→ yourusername i mean i still like the canadiens better but I’M NOT MEAN 🙏
→ _quinnhughes oh 😒
→ colecaufield WOOOOO
→ yourusername GO HABS 😈😈
rutgermcgroarty i’m surprised jack was able to carry you
→ jackhughes are you calling me weak
→ yourusername are you calling me hard to carry
→ rutgermcgroarty wait no i was just saying yk bc i had to carry you and i was struggling but only a bit and not because you’re hard to carry or anything 😰😰
→ adamfantilli bro can’t stop yapping
→ jackhughes maybe you’re just weak
→ yourusername maybe you’re the one that just can’t carry me
→ rutgermcgroarty stop teaming up on me 😕
lhughes_06 i’m looking pretty cute here
→ dylanduke25 yes you are 😘
→ markestapa cutest hughes brother 🙌
→ mackie.samo such a pretty princess 🥰
→ edwards.73 my little cutie patootie 😻
→ lhughes_06 oh mackie.samo edwards.73
→ yourusername even tho ur my bsf i’m gonna have to say my bf is cuter
→ lhughes_06 sad to say you’re not wrong 😔
username2 STOP TEASING USSSS
username31 girl i need to know and i need to know now
_alexturcotte now that i think about it you only have quinn and jack’s jerseys
→ yourusername i have luke’s michigan jersey 😔
→ lhughes_06 WHAT i thought i sent you mine already
→ yourusername it’s okay lukey you’re fine if i just wear quinn’s right 😁
→ trevorzegras damn lil drizz i see you (you’re not slick i know what you’re doing)
→ lhughes_06 i wanna see my name and number on your back yourusername
→ yourusername i mean.. technically it is your name and number on my back 🤗🤗
→ lhughes_06 stfu 🙄🙄
→ yourusername shutting the fuck up 😕
→ lhughes_06 i better see you wearing a DEVILS jersey with my name before the next game
→ yourusername yes sir 🫡
→ _alexturcotte what the hell did i just do 😨
luca.fantilli fantilli appreciation post??
→ yourusername OH MY GOD LEAVE ME ALONE
→ adamfantilli do you not appreciate us ☹️
→ yourusername yes i appreciate you adam
→ luca.fantilli how much
→ yourusername very much
→ luca.fantilli enough to dedicate a whole post to us?
→ yourusername enough for you to not need a post that tells you how much i appreciate you 🙄
→ jackhughes stop stealing the spotlight guys
→ lhughes_06 fr she never appreciates us
→ _quinnhughes exactly
→ mackie.samo could never be us 🥱
→ maddy.samo say it louder for the people in the back 🗣️🗣️
→ msamoskevich she loves us more than all of you
→ colecaufield why are 3 families fighting over her
→ dylanduke25 CAN WE JOIN
→ tyler___duke5 IM READY TO FIGHT
→ trevorzegras dude come here griffinzegras
→ yourusername what the actual fuck
username74 all of them won the gene race wtf
colecaufield jack isn’t really doing it for me in that 2nd photo…
→ yourusername when is he ever doing it for you
→ colecaufield you’re right
→ jackhughes HEY this is supposed to be an appreciation post not a “let’s bully jack” post
→ _alexturcotte let’s bully jack
username90 pretty prettier and prettiest
username12 AYYYY THERES MY BOYS
username55 i have a hunch she’s doing this to throw us off even more
→ username36 i have a hunch she’s been doing this for way longer
trevorzegras why is luke’s kind of…
→ yourusername right 🤭
→ trevorzegras i meant in a bad way
→ yourusername oh
→ lhughes_06 how did you manage to turn this post into a weapon against us 😡
→ adamfantilli someone help luke’s talking like a fanfiction writer again
→ lhughes_06 I AM NOT
adamfantilli drysdale siblings try not to neglect us challenge go!
→ yourusername WHAT i don’t neglect you
→ luca.fantilli YES YOU DO
→ jamie.drysdale why did you have to rope me into this 😒
username11 fun fact guys it’s luke 😍😍
→ username79 wbk
→ username60 tell us something we don’t know
username23 they all look so ethereal
dylanduke25 won’t your bf be jealous that you keep posting these hotties
→ yourusername no bc they’re not hotties 🥰
→ _quinnhughes rude yourusername
→ lhughes_06 exactly i can’t believe he hasn’t gone insane yet
→ jackhughes we’re too 🔥
mackie.samo i heard from a little birdie that you’re not slick ‼️
→ yourusername i’m the slickest wym
→ yourusername they can’t sniff me out 🗣️🗣️
→ mackie.samo stfu ur so obvious
→ markestapa like you’re really obvious it’s embarrassing
→ dylanduke25 fr
→ yourusername NO IF WE DIDN’T TELL YOU THEN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL
→ edwards.73 stop lying to yourself
→ adamfantilli we could tell wayyyyy before you even started dating
→ yourusername 😔
username35 what are they saying in mackie’s replies 🤯
username47 i could bet anyone 1k IN CASH that they’re dating and i know i would win
username81 waiting for the day she posts bad luke pics
→ yourusername not possible!
username1 yall i swear to god i saw her on a date with him yesterday
jamie.drysdale i can’t believe you appreciate them more than you appreciate me
→ yourusername NOT TRUE
→ jamie.drysdale YES TRUE
→ yourusername I MADE AN APPRECIATION POST FOR YOU ALREADY
→ jamie.drysdale THAT’S NOT ENOUGH
→ yourusername you’re so needy 😒
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yourusername HELLO KITTY ☺️
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rutgermcgroarty i thought you were done with all your food posts
→ yourusername would you rather have me post my “lovesick” posts again
→ rutgermcgroarty i mean technically he’s still in the post
→ yourusername uh huh keep talking i dare you
→ rutgermcgroarty I MISSED YOUR FOOD POSTS SO MUCH
→ yourusername mhm 🤨
username46 OH MY GOD WHERE IS THAT STORE
username25 THE PIZZA???
_quinnhughes i was really hoping your hello kitty obsession fully died down
→ yourusername NEVERRR
jackhughes you haven’t posted ONE post without a picture of your bf since you got together
→ yourusername YES I HAVE
→ colecaufield no tf you haven’t
→ yourusername i’m sorry i love him too much 😞
→ luca.fantilli ick yourusername
→ dylanduke25 LADY BONER GONEEEEE
→ markestapa DUKER STOP
→ lhughes_06 aw that’s cute yourusername
username77 if jack said she hasn’t posted without a pic of her bf and last post ONLY had him and his brothers…….
→ username68 waiting for the day y’all stop acting like we all don’t know it’s lukey pooks
dylanduke25 when did he learn how to braid
→ yourusername when we were younger and i forced him to learn how to do my hair 🤗🤗
→ dylanduke25 AND I JUST FOUND THIS OUT?
→ _alexturcotte you’re late bro
→ jackhughes i’ve walked into his room one too many times and seen him braiding her hair
→ yourusername HEY BUT HE LIKES DOING MY HAIR
→ _quinnhughes you’re not helping his case 😭
edwards.73 your hair is so greasy
→ yourusername no it’s not yours is
→ edwards.73 if you stepped out into the sun rn you would be able to hear your hair sizzling
→ yourusername i could cook a whole five course meal from the amount of grease in your hair
→ mackie.samo DAMNN EDDY UR GONNA TAKE THAT??
→ yourusername he can’t think of a better comeback 🥱🥱
username27 WHEN HE KNOWS HOW TO DO YOUR HAIRRRR 🤭🤭
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username91 hello kitty x dominos collab when 😱
username4 my foodie twinnem
lhughes_06 did you buy the pizzas?
→ yourusername no i baked them with my boyfriend 🥰
→ lhughes_06 he must be a REALLY good cook then
→ yourusername no actually he sucks ass and he almost burnt the kitchen down ‼️‼️
→ lhughes_06 oh 😐
colecaufield donuts 🤤🤤
→ yourusername is that all you got from this post
→ colecaufield DONUTS 🙂
_alexturcotte pizza 🤤🤤
→ yourusername did you two copy and paste your comments
→ _alexturcotte PIZZA 🙂
trevorzegras luke 🤤🤤
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trevorzegras your bf 🤤🤤
→ yourusername ZEGRAS I SWEAR
→ trevorzegras YOUR BF 🙂
→ yourusername next time i see you it’s on sight
luca.fantilli tell your little boyfriend that he needs to stop letting you steal him from us when you’re around
→ yourusername let’s be so honest i’ve always stolen him from you when i was around 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli EXACTLY SO TELL HIM
→ yourusername tell him yourself 🤬
→ lhughes_06 luca if i didn’t know any better i’d say you’re jealous
→ luca.fantilli i take it all back
jamie.drysdale you said you stopped liking hello kitty when you were 9 😐😐
→ yourusername LITERALLY WHEN DID I SAY THAT
→ jamie.drysdale you know when.
→ yourusername no i don’t?????
→ jamie.drysdale YES YOU DO
→ yourusername STOP TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME
username63 IM SO TIRED WAITING FOR THEM TO HARD LAUNCH
username41 we’ve been stuck in soft launch era for TOO LONG
username26 girl i love you but PLEASE JUST GIVE US CONFIRMATION
markestapa DID YOU SEE THAT ONE SHIRT
→ yourusername mark babe there’s a lot of shirts
→ markestapa THAT ONE HELLO KITTY SHIRT BUT IT SAID HELLO TITTY INSTEAD OF HELLO KITTY
→ yourusername NO??
→ markestapa IT’S SO FUNNY
→ yourusername you’re the type of guy to laugh at a hello titty shirt 😐
maddysamo i miss you 😞
→ mackie.samo BACK TF UP
→ yourusername I MISS YOU MORE
→ jackhughes oh my god get away
→ lhughes_06 you’re so defensive jack
→ dylanduke25 you’re one to talk lhughes_06
adamfantilli the frosting on the donuts kind of look like glue
→ yourusername throwback to your glue eating era ⁉️
→ adamfantilli I ONLY TOLD YOU THE STORY YOU WERENT EVEN THERE
→ yourusername high school sophomore eating liquid glue 😱😱
→ adamfantilli LITERALLY SHUT UP
→ lhughes_06 LMAOOO
→ yourusername don’t act like you didn’t eat glue all of your elementary school career luke
→ lhughes_06 oh 🙃
username21 hard launch when 🙁🙁
→ username59 apparently fucking never
username77 by the time they hard launch they’ll already be married with three kids and another one in the oven
liked by yourusername
→ username44 OMG SHE LIKED IT??
mackie.samo TECHNICALLY he forgot to braid and i taught him how to do it again
→ yourusername no go ahead take all the credit 🙄
→ lhughes_06 🫤🫤
→ rutgermcgroarty 🤓
→ markestapa ACKSHUALLY
→ edwards.73 nerd alerttttt 🚨🚨🚨
→ mackie.samo okay hate on me then 😒
next chapter notes ) i’ve gotten to the point where i’m posting once in a blue moon but at the same time i’ve literally been procastinating in every aspect of my life (i just spent 3 hours on one class’ assignments) anyways THE HARD LAUNCH IS COMING SOON 🫢🫢 not proofread ‼️
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two-white-butterflies · 6 months
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monopoly go | mv33 | part two
Description: A stranger keeps striking your monopoly go base. You search him on Facebook and decide to settle your losses.
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yourname_awesome: might need myself a london boy 🇬🇧
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maxverstappen1: pretty
maxverstappen1: the background is so pretty - yourname_awesome: list of all the poeple that asked. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. - - maxverstappen1: talk to me when you can spell people properly - - - yourname_awesome: talk to me when you can spell noodle properly 🥱
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EMILLIAN ATTACKED YOUR LANDMARK.
EMILLIAN STOLE 20M IN A MEGAHEIST.
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yourname_awesome: decided to square up with this 🤬 after he attacked my landmark. what's thatp icture? oh, that's meant for lewis hamilton...he just wrote his name on the top.
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maxverstappen1: ??? Post my pics when you can spell properly - yourname_awesome: comment on my posts when u aren't stealing from my base anymore - - maxverstappen1: Won't be commenting for the foreseeable future - - - yourname_awesome: Simply Lovely!
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humpyfumpy: SOMETHING IS SUSPICIOUS BETWEEN MAX AND THE GIRL HE'S BEEFING WITH....I CAN FEEL SOMETHING BREWING
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Y/N ATTACKED YOUR LANDMARK.
Y/N STOLE 5M IN A HEIST.
Y/N STOLE 72M IN A HEIST.
YOU PAID Y/N RENT.
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maxverstappen1 STOP
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yourname_awesome ???? THAT'S SUSPICIOUS
maxverstappen1 MY reaction
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yourname_awesome who is that girl ur with?
maxverstappen1 Idk i found this picture in the internet
yourname_awesome nah bro go back to ur other hoes
maxverstappen1 No
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Stolen glances from crowded rooms - that's all you were. You couldn't understand your dynamic with him, in texts the chemistry was there but in real life? He's awkward, rarely even speaks to you. "Do you think that he's a little tongue tied?" your best friend asked and you tilted your head sideways.
"What?" you inquired and she shrugs. "Men are shy when it comes to girls that they like." "Are you suggesting that he has a crush on me?" you furrowed your eyebrows and she nods. You scoff, "He's not a teenager," you chuckled.
She rolls her eyes.
"It's just a suggestion," she antagonized.
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"I've never seen a picture of you two together," Daniel takes a sip of his beer. Max glances at you again - eyes filled with adoration but no words exit his mouth. "Don't expose him, Daniel." Lando winks - Max freezes and they all exchange a knowing glance.
You lean back on the chair.
"Why would we need a picture together?" you giggled, placing a piece of apricot on your tongue. "Because you're friends," Lando saved his friend. Max was shitting bricks at this point. "Acquaintances, we've only known each other for a week." Max managed to let out.
You raised an eyebrow.
"You're hurting me with your words," you joked and he replies with a smile. "My bad," he breathed and his friends push him off the chair. "You can make it up to me by letting the boys take a picture of us," you smiled - seriously into him.
Not just because he was a Formula One Driver (it was a factor) but also because of his humor. He was hilarious... and handsome. "Cheese Maxie," Daniel says while pulling out his mobile phone.
The hug was basically second-nature.
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danielricciardo: Too cute not to post? @maxverstappen1 @yourname_awesome
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standingina1950sgym: THE HARDEST HARD LAUNCH OF ALL
yourname_awesome: NAWW NOT YOU EXPOSING MY TATTOO
maxxieeelover: The matching shirts?? - yourname_awesome: pure coincidence huhu 😭
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upsidedownwithsteve · 10 months
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this is so oddly specific and silly (embarrassing personal experience yeah ive cried in a restaurant cause i was sad and starving) but could you write a little blurb about the party going out to dinner and reader is super hungry but the wait at the restaurant is rlly long so shes just grumpy and steve is trying to cheer her up while they wait
i just think steve would be so good at cheering you up when ur sad and borderline hangry! ty ily even if u dont take this req! <3
SAY LESS I’M THIS GIRL
Steve shook his head at Dustin as he readied himself to flick his balled up straw wrapper across the table at you. Dustin had great aim, and Steve knew it would’ve landed square in the middle of your forehead.
And then Dustin would’ve been buried in the diner parking lot before the food arrived.
Dustin frowned, annoyed that his fun was interrupted but Steve just shook his head again, tilting his chin to where you were slouched in the booth beside him, arms crossed, pretty face borderline thunderous.
“You okay there, honey?” Steve asked carefully, his arm around the sticky leather seat.
His fingertips brushed your shoulder and you squirmed, throwing your head back in despair. “I’m so goddamn hungry,” you whisper wailed. “I think my stomach is eating itself.”
Steve suppressed his grin and tried to act understanding. He’d watched you eat the grilled cheese he made you not even four hours ago, but he wasn’t about to argue with a hungry girl, not when you’d already shredded your napkin and glared at the booth across from you. They’d gotten their food ten minutes ago.
“Uhuh,” Steve agreed, patting at your thigh sympathetically. “My poor girl.”
“Stop being nice,” you groaned, even though you leaned into him, seeking out his touch as you stared at the kitchen door behind the bar. You peered up like a meerkat every time it swung open, swearing when the waitress bypassed your table. “I could eat your arm, you know. Just bite right into it.”
“Cute,” was all Steve said and he slid his coke over to you, pushing your empty cup out the way. “Here, babe.”
You ignored him. “Could eat your arm and your face, ‘cause it’s so stinking pretty. Then chew on the table and maybe go into the kitchen and cry until the gave me my goddamn panca— food!”
Steve smiled and said thank you to the waitress who’d arrived with your plates mid rant, sliding your tower of pancakes across to you.
Dustin was aghast.
Both boys watched as you popped a piece in your mouth, humming around maple syrup, wiggling happily in the booth, a weird little shoulder shimmy occurring every time you took another bite. Steve just smiled, an awful fondness for you taking over as he took a mouthful of his own burger.
Dustin was still staring, jaw dropped.
“Good?” Your boyfriend asked you.
You hummed again, nodding, leaning your head on his shoulder so he could press a kiss to your forehead, more than happy to be touched now your hunger had been satiated.
“Still wanna eat my face?” The boy asked.
“S’too pretty,” you mumbled, stealing a sip from his coke that was now your coke. “Why would I wanna do that?”
Dustin got rid of all evidence of his paper straw attack, terrified.
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htttg · 8 months
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Lasagne - Alessia Russo x reader
Summary: while ur girlfriends away at a game, you make her a lil surprise to come back to...
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"Hey guys, what's up, as I'm sure you all know, my girlfriend Alessia has a big game today; a friendly with Scotland and very sadly I can't be there 'cause my big fat leg injury. So instead, I'm gonna just make some food and put the game on, and I thought you could join me," I spoke to my Instagram live from my kitchen.
"Kay, obviously gotta get all the ingredients out - we're making Lessi's favourite, lasagne, and her mum sent me her recipe so I'm gonna have to try my very best to live up to her mum's standards,"
I chatted to my phone absentmindedly as I collected all my ingredients.
"Guys I realise I'm giving you a tough choice here on where your attention goes - to the game or to me making lasagne. Look I will not be offended if you chose the game, I'm not the best chef in the whole of Europe, the Lionesses however,"
By now I had all the ingredients out and had started mixing up the sauce, talking and joking with myself to make the live entertaining. I had Lessi's game up on my laptop just behind my phone.
"I'm warning you lot now," I spoke, "that I'm the worst with onions, the literal worst so I will be in a right state in about thirty seconds,"
I peeled the onion, and diced it finely, trying to do it as quickly as possible as tears seeped from my eyes.
I stuck the onions in the saucepan but had to collect myself still.
Strings of curses came flying out my mouth as I strained my eyes a lot.
"Fuck, you're not supposed to touch them, are you? Maybe that makes it worse. I don't even think it can get worse, fucking look at me,"
I got closer to the camera, showing everyone my bloodshot, teary eyes, which just kept twitching.
I tried to get over the feeling, taking a breather. I rested my hands on my knees to support myself as I leaned over.
Suddenly, from my laptop, there was an eruption of noise and I shot up.
"Did they just score? Oh my god, Lessi scored, ahhh guys England are winning! Fuck my eyes! Awh she's doing so well, look at that replay that's a beautiful goal, jesus my girlfriend is so talented. Fuck my fucking eyes man this hurts. Awh she looks so happy, I'm so proud bless. God I wish I could've been there, guys they scored! My eyes still hurt like hell, god I told you I was the worst. I don't even get this - why me? Fuck!" I took another second, and then tried to continue, shaking my face as if it would help, "Okay, okay I have to keep going or I won't be done in time, shit, my eyes look bloody awful, hold on,"
I disappeared from my phone's view for a moment and came back with sunglasses on.
"What do you think guys? Look good?" I chuckled to myself, "yeah, these actually are Lessi's, not mine, they were the first ones I found. I might have to steal them from her though, definitely look better on me. Okay, let's keep going,"
England had scored another two goals by the time I was starting to construct the layers of the lasagne, with Less getting one of the assists. She really was playing great today, getting many praises from the commentators for her performance.
It really did make me so happy, seeing her beaming on screen. She'd been needing a win since a recent loss that she had taken pretty hard.
I wacked the lasagne in the oven a few minutes later, checking the time left on the match to make sure I had my timing right.
"Perfect, she'll get back a few minutes after it should come out the oven, now we just wait,"
I kept on with the live, turning my full attention to the game now. Scotland managed to score despite England dominating possession, but spirits still seemed high, England still leading by two goals.
Eventually my timer went, it had been 20 minutes since I put the lasagne in, so I went to check on it, even though I knew it would still need a fair amount of time.
"Right the cheese hasn't browned or anything, so I know it needs more time. How do I know though, when it's fully done, just from the cheese on top or what? I'ma give Carol a ring,"
I grabbed the house phone and dialled Alessia's mum's number. As it rang, I did a lil dance to the live.
"Hello?"
"Oh, hey Carol, it's Y/N,"
"Hi love, is the lasagne going alright?"
"Yes, great in fact and I haven't burnt the house down just yet,"
She chuckled a little at that.
"I was just calling to ask how you know it's done; I'm watching for when the cheese brown so when it does should I just take it out then?"
"Yeah, so when it's golden brown on top that's done, and the sauce will be bubbling around the edges. If you want, you can also stick it with a toothpick. If it's easy to push to the bottom layer then you should be good to go,"
"Oh that’s perfect, thank you so much. You watching the game?"
"Of course, course I am. Her goal was beautiful, wasn't it?"
"Sailed right into the net, amazing goal. She really is playing amazingly, she should be so proud,"
"And right after that hard loss the other day,"
"Yeah for sure, and you can see she's having so much fun as well, so nice to see,"
"And she's lucky to have you too, making her lasagne is so sweet she'll be so thankful,"
"Well, I have to give you some credit, it's your recipe after all. Anyway Carol, I better focus on my lasagne, or she'll come home to a burnt brick instead,"
"Of course, well I hope to speak to you soon, I'll give Less a call after the game,"
"We should look at going out for a meal soon, it's been a while,"
"Oh, that would be perfect, bye then,"
"Bye!"
The game ended shortly after, and then I got a message from my girlfriend saying she'd be home in 10. Perfect timing pretty much.
10 minutes later I heard her keys rattling in the door and ran to go greet her.
"Lessi, hun, you did so amazing!" I called out before practically throwing myself into her arms.
She pulled me close, her arms tightly wrapped around my shoulders as mine snaked around her waist. I buried my head into the crook of her neck, enjoying being so close to her after what had felt like ages.
"I missed you," I told her.
I could feel her sniffing the air, evidently the smell of the lasagne creeping into her senses.
"Lasagne?" she asked hesitantly, her voice filled with hope.
I chuckled, pulling away from the hug and leading her into the kitchen.
"I thought it'd be nice to make you something, plus you deserve it with that goal, stunning. Here, come, I'm live on Instagram,"
"You really made me lasagne?" she asked happily.
"Your mum’s recipe,"
She pulled me back into a hug from behind as I was facing my phone, watching the messages on my live fly past. Her chin nestled into my neck.
"I love you so much," she whispered quietly before pressing a kiss into my skin, giving me goosebumps.
"Alright, get off you big lump," I told her, but my tone was light and there was a smile plastered on my face, "I'll serve it up,"
She withdrew from the embrace and sat up on one of the stools.
We talked with each other and with the live as I dished up the lasagne for us both.
"Here, pass," I indicated to my phone which she was holding and propped it up to get a video of her trying the dish I'd slaved over for more than an hour.
"It's good," she said with a grin, it came out muffled with her cheeks stuffed with pasta, and I could tell she really meant it, "it's really good. Mmm! Exactly what I needed,"
"Yayy. I'm glad it's good," I responded, and then we ended the live a few minutes later with a wave to the camera.
"Now that's off, I can do this," I said and turned to her.
I pulled her in for a kiss. It tasted like lasagne. She pulled away when we both ended up smiling into each other's lips.
"You couldn't do that before we ended the live?" she teased. I know she didn't mean it, we'd both talked about pda before, deciding not everyone needed to see it. Best not to encourage the tiktok edits.
"You really did play amazing today Less, I was so proud. You made it look easy,"
She chuckled a little.
"Come back here," she mumbled, putting her hand on the back of my neck to kiss me again. It was more this time, our lips moving together perfectly until she cheekily bit down on my lip.
"Less!" I cried out, pulling back sharply.
"Sorry," she said, clearly not meaning it by the brazen smirk on her face, "you tasted too good I thought you were lasagne,"
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Enha hyungs with filo!reader
summary: meeting the fam and visiting the philippines with your lovely boyfriend!
a/n: this is VERY self indulgent yall. im filo-american
i think its fully gn!reader.. let me know of any mistakes!
Heeseung
All da titas LUV hee
Girl atp during your family parties
You enter and ur man isnt with you
“Anako where is your boyfriend”
Like damn my bad tita i thought you wanted to see me more
Yk… your niece/nephew
The younger kids love him
Hes the life of the party
This goes without saying but you teach him a lot of tagalog
Or whatever dialect you speak!
You taught him putangina mo and he hasnt stopped saying it since omg
“Yo jake”
“Hmm?”
“Putang ina mo”
LOLLLLL
You teach him how to make your favorite meals
I think heeseung would really enjoy bibingka 
Though let me just say
Good luck getting your man back during a party fr like
If hes not doing karaoke w the titas, hes playing mahjong with the uncles, if not them your older cousins steal him to game and the young kids love playing house with him
And once you found him with one of your cousins babies in the room as he sings them to sleep 
like which one gave him that baby please..
Jay
Okay so jay
When you brought him to the philippines for the first time
Pookie LIVED at the mall of asia let me tell you
Like honey we still gotta do everything else
Jay would love baguio too
Doesnt even care if they are over paying him for the taho he LOVES IT
“Jay pls stop talking to them in english theyre overcharging u”
“Womp womp i dont care this street food is fire” 
Did he fr just womp womp you…
He said this after getting said taho
You made sure he knew how to bless the elderly before you meet everyone
And he makes sure he does it to all the lolas and lolos in your family!
Hes just in awe with the country and how pretty it is
He asks your parent how to cook some of your fav dishes
Just so he can make it at home whenever you feel homesick
He actually had to buy a THIRD luggage for yall cus he would not stop buying souvenirs and clothes when you went.
I think jays fav filo dish would be balatong idk
I dont make the rules
Tbh i kinda do
Anywho
After the trip jay has a talk with you
He really wants to have a house there for whenever you visit and have it be next to your family home :( so cute
Makes plans to propose at your favorite place in the ph!!
Jake
Ok jake
The titos LOVE jake
Honorary filipino of the family fs
Your younger girl cousins are all over him HELP
“Can i have my man back”
“No.”
“You heard them y/n, i guess i have to stay with her”
Oh hes sick
Constantly offered your lola to help cook 
She said no plenty of times but he wouldnt take no for an answer!
You took him to visit paoay 
LOVED IT THERE
Jollibees number one fan
LIVES for the pineapple quencher got it anytime he ordered
Hesitant on the cheese and ube pie
Ended up buying like two during the visits
Jake love love loves igado
Its now one of his favorite dishes
His fav dish tho was the empanadas by the small shop near your house
After the trip he is now officially in the gc u nd ur cousins have
He was already planning your next trip back
Even though youre halfway through this one
Like babe let's maybe finish this before anything else ok?
Sunghoon
Since hes a bit on the quieter side
Hed be a bit awkward meeting everyone first 
If you're in a filo family yk how they are when you bring a man home oml..
But in the end
He fits in well with your family fr
Also hot take
I think sunghoon loves balut 
I cant remember if any of the enha members have tried it before so forgive me
But i just feel he woul enjoy it the most
Loved the beach trips you and him would take 
He buys the silly “I love the Philippines” shirts
Gets a few little trinkets to display around the house
Became friends with your tourist guide
Now they follow each other on facebook
Based off true events
Talkative s/o and bf who listens
You tell him all about the history of the places you visit
And he looks at you absorbing all the info you tell him
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Lip cooking his gf a meal and failing miserably because he’s so used to like stealing food or getting take out, but it’s so cute because he’s genuinely trying 😭
Vs
Carmy finding out what her favorite meal is from their various conversations and surprising her one night after a long day at work with the nicest, fanciest meal possible… and her like reassuring him that he cooks so much at work, he doesn’t have to do it for her too and him just being like “this is how I show love” 🥹😭
-🐻
oh my gosh stop it they’re so different and in the best ways
i feel like lip could make the basics. soup, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, etc. i imagine because he’s had experience watching after his siblings he’s used to making very few things?? but he definetly tries harder for you.
it.. doesn’t go well. like at all. i imagine he’d try to make something cute that fiona sent him a photo of, like some romantic dinner on pinterest or something and it doesn’t end well. you enter the house to find smoke billowing out, and the food burnt.
you end up ordering takeout.
CARMEN BERZATTO on the other hand, he’d cook for you without telling you he’s cooking for you. i imagine you’d come home and find him just pouring his heart and soul into a meal on the stove and you’re like “we agreed you wouldn’t cook when you’re home, you do it enough at work.” noting that its his literal job
its his love language. its the way he says sorry in his own way after a fight/disagreement. its his way of expressing gratitude towards people. its his thing to destress after long days of work
and he just “but i made ur favorite 🥺” and how could you say no?? he remembered your favorite meal AND he’s that adorable that saying no is impossible
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Fluffy Hilson headcanons because I'm bored
they've slept together at least once while blackout drunk and never mention it because they both think the other forgot
The ducklings all know, all of them, and so does cuddy
Thirteen and Cameron gossip about them all the time (the two of them also def kept in touch after Cameron left)
whenever one of them makes a joke about them being a couple they get momentarily hopeful and then sad again
when they eventually do start dating it's kinda a secret but everyone knows and just pretends not to
house cooks for Wilson, a lot, and Wilson loves it so, so much
I might add more
EDIT: MORE (for @schicksal-von-avalon)
Wilson makes those pancakes a lot and pretends to be mad when House steals them
All the ducklings are happy when they get together, mainly because House is nicer and Wilson is more confident. But they all ship them 2
neither of them officially came out, independently or as a couple, but as I said, everyone knows
House never was into PDA (as we saw with Cuddy) so they just wink at each other a lot (But it's reeeeeeally sweet trust me)
Their first kiss was immediately followed by House saying "I don't know, that's kind of gay" before leaning in again
I'll add more if u want...
EDIT 2: I THOUGHT OF MORE!!
Wilson loves Houses laugh. You know the one. The little head duck and giggle. Even when he's being sarcastic. Whenever House does in Wilson has to physically restrain himself from squealing
They both love roller coasters but House doesn't like how he has to hobble out to get his cane, so Wilson helps him hide it
House can do magic, like well. Slight of hand and card tricks and when they're at home he can do tricks with fire. This makes Wilson clap his hands like a little girl
Wilson sometimes arranges cheese platters when they spend nights together in the shape of cartoon characters and animals.
Whenever one of them wakes u before the other for work or whatever, they leave little cheesy note on the pillow. Ranging from "You're cute" to whole essays. This eventually turns into a contest on who can write the longest letter, the current record holder is Wilson with a 12-paged, double-sided, and single-spaced note.
Pls send me ur own headcanons cause I got one from a user (who preferred to remain anonymous) and it made my week
also, if requested or we reach 175 notes, I'll add more
EDIT: Sorry this update took so long, thanks for everyone’s contributions
Movie nights are common, but house always has to choose because Wilson always spirals when he has to make a decision
Cuddy definitely had a “you better not hurt him” talk with house
House will come home and randomly rearrange Wilson’s furniture, which he finds both annoying and endearing
They get a dog. They name it Steve II. That’s the whole headcannon
Again, I might add more
Ok I though of one more!
Both of them are scared of spiders but House pretends not to be when they're at home. But when they're in the office and see one they have to page Chase, who laughs at them for being scared of a pathetic American spider
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You ask and you shall receive: Billy headcanons pt. 2!
Read first part here. Buckle up bitches for some more Billy content!
Ps: there’s a surprise at the end for my Eddie and Steve lovers 💕
Billy loves cherry coke and drinks it religiously
He says yes ma’am/sir to you a lot 😏
He definitely thinks it’s hot when you get mad
Gives REALLY good back massages, like this man knows all the pressure points
Unfortunately not too great with kids and is pretty much just a big bully to them. (Like stealing their candy and sticking his tongue out at them until they cry type of behavior)
With babies however he simply doesn’t know what to do with them and holds them out at arms length like a bomb
Billy LOVES head and back scratches and will glare at you if you stop like 😡WHYD YOU STOP!
Hand kisses hand kisses hand kissesssssss🥰🥰
HIS NECK KISSES THO >>> 😍😍
You and him getting into mocking matches
Prolly has a few polaroids of you in his wallet/car
Has one of ur scrunches wrapped around the gear stick of his car
Gets hangry if he hasn’t had food
And finally: Billy for sure has a RAGING daddy kink 🥴🥴
BONUS EDDIE AND STEVE CONTENT!
Eddie football carrying babies with a can of Dr Pepper in the other hand saying he has “maternal instincts”
Steve pulls on push doors a lot, mostly when trying to open them for you
Eddie not being the best cook but means well. I can see him attempting to make you boxed Mac n cheese but forgetting the milk so it’s just pasta and cheese powder
Steve rubs his hands together every time he goes to slap your ass
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reader and jason of the verse of ur choice babysitting reader’s toddler niece and jay ending up having to join a tea party w plushies? i think it would be quite comical to see this huge scarred guy sitting at a tiny table drinking fake tea
I don't think I have a verse! where reader has nieces...
"What are you doing, dude?" Jason asked, laughing, "You've got all your snipers just chilling out in the open-"
"They have a magic shield," Eddie's little voice replied.
And Jason grinned, "Oh? What kind of magic?"
"He found Dad's old D&D books," his brother responded from the chair he was laying in, "So now everything has magic."
"All the magic," Eddie said seriously.
"Fair enough," Jason said, reorganizing his Army men to compensate for Eddie's magical snipers. And tried not to turn around when he felt himself being watched. Even as his cheeks heated.
You asked him to just help you watch them and the easiest way to watch them was to keep them semi-entertained.
"Boys?" you call from the doorway, "Dinner is ready."
And before Jason can ask what you cooked, the boys are clamoring out of the room. "Real fancy fare tonight," you hum, smiling a little.
"Oh?"
"Coney Dogs and homemade fries-"
"With cheese too?" he asked, stealing a kiss.
"What do I look like? An amateur?"
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daydreamingleclerc · 11 months
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something special about june // lauren james au
in which, lauren and her housemate-turned-girlfriend sports journalist come out on instagram during pride month 🤍
includes; slight sexual content, swearing, wlw content !
this is something v different for me! but i’ve been so in my lauren feels lately i cannot help myself. who knows. i might even write something to deepen this AU further! inspired by this article about jess carter and ann-katerin berger! enjoy xx
DISCLAIMER: i am in no way shape or form suggesting that lauren is bisexual or gay by posting this. this is simply just a form of fiction and i do not mean any harm. pictures were found on instagram and pinterest and all rights are to their original owners.
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yn say cheese 😁😚❤️
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samanthakerr20 yn this is the gayest jumper i’ve ever seen
yn took notes from you clearly x
laurennjjames ❤️😚
yn 🥰❤️
ldnpride oh my god are you two…
yn lauren’s wearing a leather jacket and i’m wearing a jumper straight out of 1946 do the math x
laurennjjames ✔️
ibiza, spain
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laurennjjames winning on and off the pitch, clearly 😍
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yn i’d like to point out i got my hair done at the hotel hair salon
yn just incase ppl are confused by my hair change midway through this dump
laurennjjames i’m more concerned about the amount of people thirsting over your arse
yn don’t post it then u silly sausage
kmewis19 yn is packing in that first pic
yn do you like it 😼
yn ✔️
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yn wonder if we’ve beaten the just friends allegations now x
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laurennjjames lesbian!
yn i know u are but what am i x
laurennjjames a glorified bisexual 🤨
lew.mount put some clothes on
yn don’t tell me what to do
benchilwell you guys are NEVER going to beat the just friends allegations 🤣🤣
yn we could release a sex tape and we still wouldn’t beat the just friends allegations
reecejames how do i burn my eyes 😃
bethanyengland4 you two are so cute🥹
yn thanks bethy ❤️
laurennjjames✔️
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laurennjjames i remember when she thought she was straight until she saw me in a towel.. happy birthday to my favourite cougar ❤️
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yn cougar?! i’m 2 years older than you watch ur mouth LJ.
laurennjjames yeah babe that makes you a cougar 🤨
yn love you really 🫶🏼
laurennjjames love you too foxy lady
samanthakerr20 funny how loz and i are thé youngest ones in our relationships yet we’re the ones you answer to🤨 happy birthday yn 🤣🔥
kmewis19 you’re so evil
yn that was so uncalled for samantha sleep with one eye open tonight.
chelseawfc HBD yn 😋💙
reecejames happy birthday yn 🥂💙
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yn lauren cant answer ur call rn cause she’s busy reecejames
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reecejames how do i bleach my eyeballs
reecejames no ew wtf i can’t look at this
kmewis19 you two are the WORST
yn nothing wrong with a lil PDA 🫶🏼
amberrosegill stealing this pose for me and jen
yn ur welcome x
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yn wow
yn that first pic 🥰👍🏼😍🔥
yn seriously you make me so 🥰🥹
yn god.
laurennjjames okay love don’t embarrass yourself x
yn can i just say the difference in my rack compared to lauren’s is very very amusing to me
laurennjjames i love your rack
yn i 🫶🏼 ur ironing board too ig
samanthakerr20 🔥🔥
mbrighty04 fashion is unmatched
yn ✔️
lake como, italy
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laurennjjames why’d you have to post the pic of you in the green dress 🤤🤤🤩
yn bc i love it when you get all mushy
laurennjjames i don’t think mushy is the word you’re looking for 😍😼
samanthakerr20 is that…. yn in JEANS?!?!
yn it was a one off and it’s never going to happen again.
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amara-among-the-stars · 8 months
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Heres is crack fic chapter three
Chapter tree
Aether was about ready to give up on the cake he was making until Dew climbed up on the counter with a milkshake (seriously where did all these milkshakes come from?)
“Aether. What kind of cake is this?” Dew asked with a big burp.
“A raspberry cake for Copia. He requested it.” Aether stated, sticking his tongue out as he molded the cake.
“Is… Is that why it's shaped like ass cheeks?” Dew asked, swinging his legs.
“Yeh. Its bc be likes cake and ass.” Aether replied.
“It needs smthin”. Dew said, grabbing a piping bag.
He wrote the following on the cake.
Eat ass everyday, get bitchez.
“Dewdropthaniel this is purrrrfect. You’re a genius!” Aether exclaimed.
Dew flipped his purple curly hair.
“Course I am. Im a hot genius. Thats why they call me Spencer Reid.” Dew chirped out, jumping off the counter.
“Boi aint nobody calling u spencer reid smh waht teh fawk.” Swiss said, materializing out of the fridge.
“First of all. Suck ass Swisstopher Shane. Second of all. Why teh FAWK were you in the fridge?” Dew shrieked.
Aether sighed at his lovers. Idiots/aff
“Bc Dewdropthaniel Thunderfuck. I was eating cheese. Duh.” Swiss replied, taking a bite out of a cheese wedge.
“NOO THAT WUZ CIRRUS’ PEPPER JACK CHEESE SWISSTOPHER SHANE!111” Aether screamed, batting the offending cheese out of Swiss’ hand.
“O shiet. Am dead. Bye gaiz.” Swiss peeped out and shadow traveled away.
Aether and Dew shrugged and carried Copia’s cake to his office.
“Oh mah Satan. Thank you for deh ass cake. I will eat so much ass and get bitchez. Thank u Dewdropthanielson and AetherBeefCakeTiddies for the lovely cake.” Copia gushed, digging into the cake.
The two ghouls high fived and went off skipping away to bother Alpha and Ifrit since those two dude bro’s were always dude bro - ing together. Currently they were watching Barbie and singing Im Just Ken because its such a dude bro song.
“Actually we're so much better than Ken. Hes stupid. Him and other Ken need to just miss alr.” Alpha said.
Ifrit nodded while doing push ups.
“We could like. Totes make out.” Ifrif said.
“Do it. Dont let ur dreams be dreams.” Dew said, once again drinking a milkshake while Aether used him as a dumbell.
“Fuck yeah lalalwlalalalwlwocbdjwoal.” Ifrit said while making out with Alpha.
Meanwhile down the hall you could hear Swiss being tortured with Mr. Meaty and Strawberry Shortcake for stealing Cirrus’ pepper jack cheese.
Poor Swisstopherthaniel Shane Summer.
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Hey em, do u have an idea when the next update of ur fic is gonna be to cheer us up after that horrible gp? 😭
I promise I'm writing it as we speak so that i can delude myself into believing we live in a world where Charles and Max are leading the championship together by 80 points because that race was a nightmare dfjkdfjsdjkf it's going to be a little while unfortunately! I'm trying to finish it before grad school starts up again in two weeks, but I want to end it perfectly so it might take a little longer.
Teeny tiny literal middle of a scene for your patience:
“Look at you,” Charles murmurs. Max’s hair is curling sweetly over his forehead, unruly. It’s falling into his eyes a little, and Charles pushes it out of the way for him with a tender touch. “Your hair is getting long.”
“I need to cut it,” Max mutters. 
Charles lets out a doubtful noise, petting through the strands again. It’s silky soft without any product, and a little unruly. “I could ask my mom to do it,” he offers. “She could give you your own bottle of Oliplex so you could stop stealing from mine.”
Max looks at him. His eyes are wide and trusting, and his gaze is soft. “Why would I want that?” he asks. “We would have two bottles instead of one, and I would keep using yours anyway.”
He means that they’d store them in the same place; they they’d be living together, in this hypothetical scenario where Charles’ mom styles his hair. It makes his chest feel tight like he’s about to cry; blinds him with so much sweetness he feels his eyes crinkle from it. 
“So you admit you’ve been stealing it,” Charles says, an attempt at stern that falls desperately short. 
Max smiles at him. “I can’t help it. It smells good. It reminds me of Capri.” He hums deep in his chest and shifts closer to rub a palm over the line of Charles’ waist. “We should go back, baby, but this time we should just stay in bed all day.”
He leans forward, nuzzling at Charles’ pulse before kissing him there sweetly. Charles huffs even as his fingers keep Max’s head in place. “Lando’s dad’s friend would not let us use his house for that.”
His mouth tickles when he brushes it down Charles’ throat. “Wouldn’t it be lovely?” he murmurs. “We could only get up for food. We could live off—off cheese, I think, and sleep and fuck whenever we want—“
Charles makes another dubious sound, though this one comes out a lot more breathlessly. “Max,” he chides, and that comes out breathlessly too. “I know you are trying to distract me with sex.”
“Sex?” Max asks, freezing. He pulls away abruptly, looking up at Charles. His eyes are bright, his hair hopelessly ruffled, a smile quirking his lips at the corners. Charles loves him so much he could drown in it. “Who said anything about sex? Not me. You want to have sex right now?” 
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