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papercranesong · 4 months

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“When Dominic discovered Dorothy’s cooking he went wild. Usually stage food is barely passable, and there’s only two ways Dorth makes “barely passable” food… that’s no way, and no how! So whenever Dominic knew Dorth would be cookin’, he’d be rubbin’ his hands together in gleeful anticipation. Well we used to get the dailies up in the art department, and one day I come across this blooper that shows it better than I can ever describe it. Watch Dom blow his lines and not care, cause he’s lovin’ it so much. Anthony Montgomery cracks up!” -The Drex Files

#star trek enterprise #malcolm reed #dominic keating #Anthony Montgomery #travis mayweather #outtakes #bloopers #star trek food

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yel-halansu · 2 years

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Star Trek (almost) lost media saved!

Have you heard about The Official Star Trek Cooking Manual (1978)? Written from the perspective of Nurse Chapel, it includes recipes from different Earth cultures, as well as Vulcan, Klingon and Romulan recipes, which are some of the earliest examples of words in these languages in the franchise and an interesting attempt to expand the canon.

The book has been out of print for almost forty five years. To my knowledge, it has never been scanned, and no luck locating it in physical libraries either. And with the current Amazon listing for a second hand copy going for about $100, it seemed destined to go unarchived and become lost media very soon.

However, this has all just changed! A fellow Tumblr user has very kindly scanned and uploaded the whole thing! You can now read the book here:

https://anonfiles.com/5b80m863y0/Star_Trek_Cooking_Manual_1978_pdf

And a backup is on Z Lib as well!

You can go read it right now! And let us know if you end up cooking anything 🖖

#The official star trek cooking manual #star trek food #star trek book #alien food #star trek lost media #kind of

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crystal-mouse · 2 years

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This just in: Vulcans are actually just eating strawberries and cream toast (From the Star Trek Cooking Manual- 1978)

Imagining Spock eating his strawberry toast :)

#star trek food #star trek #tos #vulcan culture

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holishkes · 2 years

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Elim Garak Personal Information

Star Trek Monthly, May 1996

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ichayalovesyou · 1 year

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Vulcan Cuisine

Recipes:

Plomeek Soup

Plomeek Tea

Spice Tea

Krei'la (Breakfast Biscuits)

Culinary Anecdotes:

Is Vulcan Food Spicy?

Perhaps Vulcan cuisine, like Vulcans themselves, isn't nearly as bland as it seems on the surface? Anecdote by @zero-way-out

The Vulcan Sweet Tooth

Vulcans enjoying sugary treats? It's more logical than you think! (Or is it?) Anecdote provided by @crystal-mouse

Why Do Vulcans Get Drunk From Chocolate?

Glucose is far too common in plant-based foodstuffs, so what IS the chemical mystery that allows Vulcans to get drunk off chocolate? @menecio may have the answer!

Vulcan's VS. Terran Mega-Fungi

Vulcan is dry, Vulcans are vegetarian, how would they react to the mushrooms in the Terran diet? Anecdote by @sunsinourhands

Click Here to Return to The Vulcan Masterpost (Coming Soon!)

#star trek #vulcan #vulcans #vulcan culture #star trek food #vulcan food #food replicator #vulcan cuisine #vulcan biology #vulcan culinary practice #vegetarian #the vulcantology masterpost

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house-of-quark · 4 months

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The worst food combinations from star trek!

#star trek #ds9 #the house of quark #star trek deep space 9 #ds9 quark #deep space nine #garashir #ferengi #stng #next generation #star trek food #klingon #star trek poll

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end-simultation-with-heyashasta · 2 years

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ReBoot!

I've clearly got too much time on my hands, but it's been fun.

#star trek #star trek stuff #massive reboot #ReBoot!#pizza #star trek funny #grammar #star trek food #It's not delivery #silly

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theshadowrealmitself · 6 months

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

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prokopetz · 7 months

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Imagine a Star Trek type food replicator that lacks an internal library of approved outputs and instead uses a generative language model to figure out what you're asking for. People having to do Midjourney-style prompt crafting to get the meals they want out of it. Abusing the system by describing things that absolutely are not food in ways which circumvent the safeguards. Occasionally it produces something that tries to eat you back which it insists with perfect confidence is in fact a strawberry crumble.

#concepts #media #television #star trek #tropes #ai #generative ai #food

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forecast0ctopus · 3 months

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bones smoking cigarette with tricorder and food cubes one of them moldy

#willem dafoe smoking cigarette with two oranges one of them moldy #star trek #star trek tos #star trek fanart #star trek tos fanart #leonard mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #idk which food cube is moldy. u tell me

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dreamsrunfaster · 9 months

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james t. kirk, tarsus survivor, whenever someone needs help and support: we should get hotdogs. in fact we should get two hotdogs. i’m going to get cookies. we’re going to split the cookie.

#something something pike and kirk both use food as a love language in very different ways #there's something about how they're both like at least no one will be hungry #at least i will feed them #james t kirk #star trek strange new worlds #strange new worlds #tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #lost in translation #s2e03 #s2e06 #me looking at the writers appraisingly: i see u and this is excellent #snw #st

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hollowslantern · 9 months

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I would be fangirling so hard if I met her in real life

#star trek #star trek cube food #star trek cube food fanclub

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hollis-art · 11 months

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to celebrate pride month, here are a few of my favorite queer star trek couples!!!!

i had a lot more in the sketch stage, but they didn't fit well on the page together, so i am very sorry to spock+kirk, garak+bashir, Q+picard and kim+paris people because i did not draw those silly little guys <3 <3

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crystal-mouse · 2 years

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The Star Trek Cooking Manual really did expose Vulcans for their sweet tooth loll

The fact that there are SEVEN sweet dishes listed from Vulcan and Spock's meal selections! And that's not including savoury pastries! They love fruity pastries and cakes!!!!

They literally have a wedding/ceremonial cake that is practically identical to everyday cake! Spock makes a plum custard pie that is adapted from the other vulcan fruit custard pie! They have fried bananas as a side dish and orange mint iced tea! Vulcans have a *massive* sweet tooth!

TIL: 'Vulcans only eat super healthy food' is a myth, much like 'Vulcans don't lie'- yes they do-, they're eating cake.

#star trek cooking manual #star trek food #vulcan food #star trek #star trek tos #mouse rambles #All Vulcans know is eat hot chip and lie.

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thisshrimpisfryingrice · 2 months

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Delicious in Dungeon but it’s a Sci-fi setting called Delicious in Space

#star trek #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #romulan warbird #sorry i had to #I would eat that bird #they‘re all so chicken shaped #I can’t draw delicious looking food but this is also rushed

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doodlingleluke · 1 year

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Hi I`ve recently been a little bit obsessed with weird anime café menus and wanted to make a menu for an imaginary star trek café! What would you order?

#specifically im obsessed with how a lot of the time they resort to just putting a picture of the character on some unrelated food #just so that they can serve something actually edible #also obsessed with him 80% of the time I cant even tell what kind of food it even is #star trek TOS #star trek tng #ds9 #voyager #artists on tumblr

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