Back when i worked in hell ( a supermarket ) the shifts were so mind numbing I had to be resuscitated every 45 minutes via defibrillator, so I decided I was going to make the time go by faster by learning all the ferengi rules of acquisition. So i made this tiny tiny booklet to study when it got slow. It looked like this:
The problem with this foolproof plan arose when a coworker found it on the floor after my malnourished white man cheeks failed to keep it confined to my back pocket. And when they questioned what it was i just
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Come get your drinks at QUARK’S!
unfortunately, Quark is understaffed this evening and has to run tables himself. he’s not happy, but at least he’s fabulous.
(prints in progress!)
So, whatcha having?
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I couldn't resist redrawing this one..
..but then with Quark. ✨️
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My favorite thing about Body Parts (s4e24) is that Garak was obviously never going to kill Quark. He just decides to spend an afternoon in the holosuites demonstrating his terrifying skills for kicks. Then he solemnly promises Quark that he will definitely kill him very soon –
And you never see him again in that episode. He just goes to the Replimat and orders a spice pudding and eats it while reading poetry or something.
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Credit to Dominion Media Television on FB
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With apologies to @varusteleka and @diamondguls
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you know a show is great when you’re only a few episodes in and already have two great queer ships with completely opposite energy
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Quark every few episodes when someone threatens to kill him
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This is my primary ds9 takeaway
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I love this promotional image because everyone looks so serious and then there's Quark like
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quark babygirl you would love vegas <3 💸💸💸
*click image for higher resolution*
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