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thedurassisterspod · 6 months
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Tumblr Text posts + Star Trek
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catgirljaneway · 6 months
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Voyager + Textposts
(1) + (2) + (3)
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noxequusart · 1 year
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Dr. McCat
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ihaveaweirdidea · 8 months
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quarkspeed · 1 year
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Imagine Garak inviting Julian into his private holo program after seeing that Julian’s fantasy is being a spy in Our Man Bashir and then it’s just Garak fantasizing about being a super doctor.
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kingof-the-crossroads · 8 months
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happy Snoring Tuvok Thursday !!!!!!!!!
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zero-way-out · 1 year
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Amok Time be like:
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What if in the upcoming Strange New Worlds Musical episode, we suddenly see Paul Wesley as Kirk disappearing into a room.
He abruptly reappears, walking out in a bowtie tux.
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He has a stool and a microphone in hand.
He puts down the stool and promptly sits upon it.
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He snatches out a "jazz cigarette", lights it, takes a generous drag, and begins:
"Packed my bag last night, pre-flight; zero hour, 9 am . . .
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and I'm going to be high as a kite by then . . . "
The USS Enterprise crew:
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*Whispering* "Maybe if we don't look he'll stop . . ."
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"Captain, do something. Shut it down!"
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Meanwhile, Spock:
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quarkanar · 1 year
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My sister, a non-Trekkie who has barely seen 5 episodes of Star Trek, recently watched Amok Time for the first time in her life. She repeated this scene about 7 times, then turned to me, her eyes twinkling, and whispered “I get why this is your favorite episode”.
And I just sat there with a smug grin on my face, proudly thinking: we’ve got another Spirk shipper on board.
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stra-tek · 1 year
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YES.
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Welcome to star trek fandom!
(Triumvirate edition)
We have:
Captain On The Bridge
-yells at you then says sorry
-refers to his ship as she/her
-asks for an advice but only for emotional security
-gets his shirt ripped eAsiLy
- is told not to touch a thing
- touches it anyway
-is always suprised when a redshirt dies
-made gunpowder on a desert planet once
-gets kidnapped at least twice a week
-plays poker with aliens and wins
Spock Here
-highly logical being
-kinda sassy
-loves his mother but never told her that
-finds dead bodies extremely unconvenient
-still takes them home for a proper funeral
-actually has feelings
-deep down
A magician coalminer mechanic Doctor
- can tell when a man is dead
-always ready to save your live
-probably immortal
-needs vacation
-makes his friends eat some vegetables
-is prbly the softest person on the ship
-but will never admit it
Enjoy!
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idol--hands · 1 year
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GOD HATES JEDI
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catgirljaneway · 5 months
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Voy + Text Posts 7 (Reductress Headlines Version)
(1) + (2) + (3) + (4) + (5) + (6)
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jdawg696911 · 5 months
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Captain Kirk is tired of the Thanksgiving small talk;
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ihaveaweirdidea · 8 months
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quarkspeed · 1 year
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So, basically: Julian accidentally ripping holes into his uniform every other week just so he has an excuse to visit Garak without making it too obvious that he misses him (except it’s very obvious).
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