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97b0n3s · 3 months
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Kirk during a mind meld with Spock probably
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fastdrawfarmboy · 5 months
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star-trek-dumb-comics · 6 months
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75
Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????
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pyjamacryptid · 6 months
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Sulu, under his breath: any minute now
Kirk: *stands from his chair*
Kirk: *cursorily checks Uhura’s station for all of 5 seconds*
Kirk:
Uhura:
Everyone:
Kirk: *’casually’ saunters over to the science station*
Kirk:
🌹💕🥰✨💘Mister Spock💘✨🥰💕🌹
Chekov: Hikaru, remind me again why we cannot swap seats
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Kirk, lying awake at 2 am: Do you think mankind has overstepped it's boundaries? It feels sometimes like we are fighting a war against our very nature as beings- stuck perpetuating the circle of mistakes and insufficient attempts to fix them.
Spock, also awake: It is unclear, Jim. However, part of what makes your species so admirable is your need to continue that circle- so long as you persevere and continue to fix your mistakes, the imperfections can be discounted. Do you think mankind is so undeserving of the sympathy you so pride yourselves on?
Kirk: Do you think-
McCoy, his pillow over his head: Do you think mankind is ever going to go the fuck to sleep?
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leonsgotit · 3 months
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Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!
Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME
Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing
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star-trek-shallot · 9 months
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source: @kaijuno
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vildo · 1 month
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Jim: vibe check, Spock
Spock: vulcan’t
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whats-those · 11 months
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ST: TOS + text posts part 3
Part 1, part 2
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catgirljaneway · 6 months
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Voyager + Textposts
(1) + (2) + (3)
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thenadnerb02 · 9 months
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Chapel: So in the future you can use holograms to simulate anything or anyone?
Boimler: Yeah! I’ve already met the important figures on this ship several times.
Mariner: One time I vented my emotions by simulating the entire crew of the Cerritos and killing them off one by one. It was oddly therapeutic.
(awkward pause)
Ortegas: That’s fuckin’ cool.
Chapel: NO IT’S NOT
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97b0n3s · 2 months
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Incorrect spirk posting part 3000
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fastdrawfarmboy · 9 months
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star-trek-dumb-comics · 6 months
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #74
Yeah it's been forever, you're used to it at this point. Anyways, Julian and Miles, they were best friends according to historians
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Kirk, channeling his Midwestern side: What do you use to count cows, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Presumably some form of device if your eyes prove unsatisfactory-
Kirk, laughing: A cow-culator
Spock:
Kirk:
Spock, his soul leaving his body, internally: *Why did it have to be this one, of all the illogical humans, why did I choose this one??*
~Bonus~
Bones, crying laughing at Spock's reaction:
Spock, internally: *I suppose I could have done worse*
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leonsgotit · 5 months
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Some more Star Trek characters as text posts I thought were funny
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