Spontaneous Headcanon #31

Sherlock complains about headaches from time to time- it's most likely due to constantly being exposed to mind-numbing chemicals all day in his lab but he's convinced it's due to constantly wearing his hair up.

William wants to help and gifts him a claw clip- something Bonde suggested after he asked them about it.

Sherlock is grateful- but is far too proud to admit he doesn't know how to put it on. For the most part he kinda shoves all his hair ontop of his head and sticks it on to hold everything in place- like a really disheveled top knot.

It looks utterly ridiculous but William doesn't know how they work either and goes with it.

❧ richter’s the type of man to get all pissy and grumpy and upset if you try to get out of bed before he does. man is YANKING you back down with him and clinging to you. really has that “awake enough but not really awake” haze. overall just very very sad that you’re trying to get up and wants to sleep a little more.

Just had a though go through my head like

Jesus was definitely dropped as a baby. I can't explain it I just have this idea and this vibe that tell me my spontaneously created Jesus headcanon is correct

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

We’ve all heard of mansplaining. Now get ready for: PJO book purist-splaining. It’s like mansplaining, but every time you even think about liking a change made in the show, they jump down your throat with “ACTUALLY in the books…” because the show is “doing it all wrong” and the change is “so out of character” and “doesn’t even make sense :/”

Since I’m loving the concept of “accidental husbands”, I present you Steve being tired of his family assuming his relationship with Eddie is just a phase and he will marry some girl in the future, so he starts referring to Eddie as his husband.

He enjoys his parents’ outraged reaction so he keeps doing it until it becomes normal for him and one day he’s doing something as simple as ordering take out and Steve says “oh, and my husband will have…” with Eddie next to him.

Steve doesn’t even notice what he just said but oh boy, Eddie does.

Happy Ides of March

this is how Alaska feels when he shaves and does self care tbh. Focused, in his own lane, serene. Anyways I figured it was time to draw Alaska in a dress again after almost a year, it’s glorious tbh, he was made to stride

Also the non colored version cuz I only very quickly colored it so idk how good it is 🤧

also im currently debating on designing alberta or sasketchewan soon, ehuhah

hey what if vlad started lactating and danny's curiosity got the better of him? 😳

SOMEONE'S GONNA GET MILKED

but what if we get a scene where Eddie and Tommy are hanging out and having some heart to heart, and Tommy talks about being shot in the army and his life flashing before his eyes. and then asks Eddie what it was like when he got shot. and eddie gets kind of quiet, and then goes

“you know, I don’t remember much. I’ve been in other near-death experiences where it felt like life flashing before me, but it was more like a reminder of what i had to fight for to stay alive. when I got shot though … all I can remember is flashes of what was happening around me before losing consciousness. Buck in front of me, my blood on his face. I saw the blood and immediately got worried about him, like he was the one who got hurt. I was in shock, I guess. And then I fell. And Buck was on the ground too, on the other side of the engine, his eyes staring right back at me. And when reality of what was happening came crashing down on me I thought, okay. If this is how I’m supposed to go, okay. As long as it’s not him.”

Then he goes on telling Tommy about Chris and how he knew Buck would take care of him if he died, and you just know Eddie’s talking about it like it’s nothing. But there’s something in his expression that Tommy catches, and he doesn’t say or do anything about it but we see it in his eyes that he KNOWS. what then.

Spontaneous personal headcanon has formed.

I bet Eric the Disposable Demon is actually secretly one of the most powerful demons in existence. This is a secret even to himself. He has no idea, because he doesn't THINK he is, because everyone has always treated him like he's not.

He's like one of those millennial workers who is killing themselves giving 300% of themselves to their toxic job, trying desperately to make up for the bottomless pit where they are meant to keep their sense of pride and accomplishment, only their boss keeps demanding more while insinuating it's never enough. He took a look at the work demand of him and said, "If only there were more of me."

But like. There's never more of anyone else. Is Eric the Disposable Demon actually the same demon entity, or is it actually a lot of individuals who are completely separate and just happen to have the same appearance and were given the same names because they're disposable? I don't know, but it's vastly more fun to imagine that Eric is actually some sort of demon hydra.

Like -- just try to kill him. Does holy water kill one, or does it reach all of them? I don't know, but it's significantly more fun to imagine that Eric could casually sidestep death that would be most certain for anyone else. Kill one? Hahaha, good luck, you poor bastard -- there's ten more of them AND they're armed with hellfire!

And that would be such an interesting moral, too. Here you potentially have a demon that can split themselves up into many different personae, being in different places (different planes of existence, even, since he's in Hell while presumably the avocado Erics are Up There joking about Armageddon) at the same time, which is both incredibly useful and also something no other demon appears to do. That would take such incredible thought power, no? And yet here he is, at the bottom of the totem pole.

What would the moral be, exactly? I don't know -- believe in yourself, even if people around you treat you like crap. Recognize your own achievements, even if your workplace is Hell and your bosses are happy to toss you to the wolves.

The hardest Sanemi ever witnessed Tengen laugh was when the Sound Hashira asked him what E-Y-E-S spelled.

He’s still mad he fell for it.

Eddie and Chrissy are the kind of silly teenagers that would adopt a teacup pig without thinking it through (at Chrissy's squealing suggestion) and be shocked but absolutely thrilled when it grew MUCH bigger than they expected... The life of luxury that pig would have? The stuff of dreams.

[Modern AU]

School:

Bela: She’s hard working and very self disciplined. After all, she doesn’t want to disappoint her mother by getting bad grades. Often craving praise, she does her best to excel at her studies and continue to make her mother proud.

When she doesn’t earn the usual top grades, she often wonders what went wrong and how she can fix it. She studies harder and try to makeup for it, hoping that it wouldn’t affect her final grade much.

Daniela: Similar to her sisters, she does get good grades most of the time. Part of it is due to pressure: her older sisters have raised the bar and she doesn’t want to be the one to fall behind with mediocre grades.

She knows that it really wouldn’t make a difference to her mother. In the case she brought home a bad grade (according to her sisters, at least) mother wasn’t very disappointed. She knows that Daniela did her best (even when she was in fact slacking) and she still praised her attempt.

She is smart, and while she doesn’t spend as much time on her studies as she’s supposed to, she manages to get good grades because she can retain information and can perform well in exams.

Cassandra: Unlike her sisters, Cassandra takes grades seriously. Unlike Bela’s “what went wrong, I’ll do better next time,” Cassandra is actually all about “How did this happen, gotta kill myself now,” like, she takes it too seriously it’s downright unhealthy.

To Cassandra, she knows that she is second best to Bela, and her older sister seems to do things so effortlessly while she struggles to get there (not true, but this is how she feels). Mother often praises her, but she always feels like she’s not as good as her sisters. The one thing she can do to make her mother proud of her is to get perfect scores in all subjects. Any less than that and she spirals quickly.

She is the sister who spends an unhealthy amount of time studying. Going over each assignment over and over, often pulling all nighters to study for exams and so on. She is often stressed, but she never allows herself any rest because she doesn’t want to fall behind. But this patterns always makes her get sick but she’s just too stubborn to rest.

She is the sister with the better grades. As Daniela isn’t as keen and Bela has accepted that some subjects aren’t really to her liking and a mistake here and there are acceptable. Not to Cassandra, though. She takes these little mistakes to heart and they can affect her for a long while.

tl;dr: Cassandra is the one who freaks out about grades the most and n turn she’s the one with the better grades (not that Alcina likes how her daughter is like about this but there isn’t much she can do) but the slightest mistakes freak her out and spirals from there.

Abyss (~4.9K Words)

You are born in the abyss. Who can blame you for never knowing the light? An introspection piece on Gunmar the Black, with many headcanons towards how he may have grown up, and why his role as the villain was inevitable.

I don't like one dimensional villains so I have been plagued thinking about this guy. Remember folks, a sympathetic villain is still a villain, and this is no attempt to excuse his actions, only explain them.

the shizu-chan song

just discovered the shizu-chan song by none other than johnny yong bosch. help me

id transcribe if i didnt have a final in 10 hours. maybe when i get back

oh nvm someone already wrote them out

this has similar energy as the bro duet song but like. in reverse bgskjdghjkgsd the no homo is for real

plus an animatic version and amv version because holy hell this is old